Chapter 12: That's My Fart

Only Ah Ren, Chen Jie, Xiao Ran, and Xiao Yun were left at the scene, Ah Ren didn't look at Xiao Yun again, took Chen Jie's hand and turned to leave.

Xiao Ran silently followed behind the two, listening to the conversation between the two, Xiao Ran gradually understood that Ah Ren didn't have the ability to let them be flight attendants at all, but simply used a counter-plan, and the three of them fell into the scheme. understands that by now, Xiaoyun has been offended severely, and he can only have such a one-percent fantasy about the flight attendant dream that Ah Ren said.

After taking a few steps, Ah Ren looked back at Xiao Ran and bowed his head silently, his face solemn.

"Have you figured it out now?"

Ah Ren asked thoughtlessly.

Xiao Ran was stunned for a moment, and then smiled bitterly: "If you haven't understood it just now and have a little fantasy, then I understand your question!"

Xiao Ran showed a helpless look on his face, he was bent on finding a good job, and he did not hesitate to compromise and beg Xiaoyun to beg for everything, but in the end, it was a bamboo basket that was empty, but who can blame him, it's not that he is too greedy, just based on Ah Ren's words, he turned against Xiaoyun, and his hard work for more than two years was all ruined.

"Well, it's good to understand, in order to find a good job, you should make some efforts, but what you do kills your conscience, so even if you have a good job, will you be down-to-earth? Maybe Xiaoyun can help you find a job, but as far as I know about her today, you will pay a great price, and with such a daughter, your father will not be much better, Xiaoyun has passed this level, his father may have any requirements, maybe in the end, he may not be able to find your ideal job, of course, this is just my guess!"

The more Xiao Ran listened, the more frightened she became, this Ah Ren is simply a freak, these things seem to have been experienced by Ah Ren himself, the analysis is so accurate, Xiao Yun is indeed like this, her father is also a master of both wealth and sex, I didn't expect Ah Ren to be able to see so thoroughly with just such a small thing.

"You're right, Xiaoyun is indeed greedy, more than half of our living expenses in the past two years have been given to her, and she is also talking about her father everywhere, now many people in the school want to make friends with her, and they have spent a lot of money on her, she is not satisfied, and recently she has been yelling to change her mobile phone, several of us are dying of sorrow, there is nowhere to get money for her, maybe you make such a fuss, it is also a relief for us, God knows how much we have to pay after finally finding a job for us!"

Xiao Ran said in the end, but he was a little relieved, he used to be addicted to the game, but now he jumped out and saw that his previous self was really stupid and naïve.

Ah Ren said to Xiao Ran with a serious face: "It's not too late to figure it out at this time, don't worry! Since I have broken your hope, I will give you another hope." But I won't tell you now, what you can do is to spend the rest of your days in school, finish your studies well, think about how to behave, and when you graduate, if you really have overcome these bad habits, I will definitely find you a satisfactory job. ”

"I believe in you!"

For some reason, Xiao Ran felt that Ah Ren's serious speech was very credible, compared to Xiao Yun, Ah Ren's words made Xiao Ran's hanging heart finally fall to the ground.

Xiao Ran hesitated for a moment and asked, "Then do you still have to write the evidence of Xiaoyun's father's crime?"

"Why don't you write? Of course you have to write, and the more detailed the better, don't you think it's cool to have someone else's handle in your own hands? You go back and tell the two of them, after writing it to me, in my hands, it will play a greater role than in your hands, believe me!"

After speaking, Ah Ren took Chen Jie's hand and left.

No matter how slow Chen Jie was to react, after the conversation between the two, he also knew Ah Ren's intentions, and secretly looked at Ah Ren as he walked, and sighed in his heart: What kind of person is this? Is he really only 12 years old? If he is given another 10 years, what kind of character will he grow into?"

"Am I good-looking?"

Ah Ren smiled evilly at the side, and the ruffian's expression looked so kind at this moment.

"Less narcissistic!"

Chen Jieqiao's face flushed, and she changed the topic and said, "What you said to Xiao Ran just now won't be deceiving her again, right?"

"I said it, look at her performance, if she really performs well, and I have the ability at that time, then I will naturally help her, and these two are indispensable!"

Chen Jie said with some gratitude and some emotion: "Ah Ren, thank you so much, thank you for helping me out, if it weren't for you, I really don't know what to do!"

"Hehe, hehe, hehe! show some sincerity, don't just talk about it!"

Ah Ren likes to hear others say thank you to him, and in contrast, she prefers others to take action directly.

"Little ghost, give you some sunshine and you will be brilliant!"

Chen Jie didn't know how to eat him, so after giving Ah Ren a chestnut, he took the lead and walked forward.

"Is this your sincerity?" said Ren with a wry smile and chased after him.

The first day of school passed like that.

When I returned to the dormitory, it was already evening, the dormitory was on the second floor, a total of 4 people, and under the first bed in the door of the left hand was a fat man, named Zhang Yong, who was loyal and righteous, informal, but his mouth was relatively stupid.

His upper bunk is Li Song, not tall, swarthy, with a wicked smile all day long, and his biggest hobby: women.

Next is Ah Ren's bed, Ah Ren is on the top bunk, and below lives a white-faced scholar with glasses and a sven language;

The three of them are all locals, and they are very welcome to the arrival of Ah Ren, after all, Ah Ren is now the most famous prodigy in the country, and the three of them also prepared some beer and simple food, and under the enthusiastic push of the three of them, Ah Ren fell. The first drinking in his life began, and the three of them took turns to toast Ah Ren's wine, Ah Ren did not refuse to come, and the more he drank, the more energetic he became, and it seemed that he was not controlled by alcohol at all, and finally Ah Ren rested early after the three of them were poured down. However, what they don't know is that after several people are drunk, a very strange scene happens at the scene.

Early the next morning, Ah Ren woke up and counted the bottles, he drank more than 10 bottles of beer last night, this was the first time he drank alcohol, and when he drank to the end, he still remembered that the three people were unconscious, and he was still sober, it was really strange, it seemed that this wine was not as terrible as the adults said.

"Hey, doll, are you awake?"

Suddenly, a familiar voice sounded in Ah Ren's ears, and then Ah Ren felt a trance, and when he opened it again, he appeared in another scene.

"What was that you drank last night? It's so fragrant, and I can extract a little aura from there!"

The figure that had been absent for a long time reappeared in front of Ah Ren.

"Damn! You weird bird, dead bird, rotten bird, you're finally awake? Master, I've been waiting for you for more than three years, more than three years! You're finally fucking awake!"

Ah Ren felt that he had come to a dream, there were only him and the strange bird in the dream, and he could see the other three sleeping outside the dream, Ah Ren guessed, this may be the strange bird pulling himself into a certain fantasy realm, Ah Ren's body is still lying on the bed at the moment, it seems that there is no change from the outside, and the conversation between the two will not come out of a single sound, although he knows that he can't hear it outside, but he still lowered his voice and scolded the strange bird.

The strange bird still had that self-righteous expression and said, "Hey, you little ghost, it makes no sense to dare to talk to your gray bird grandfather like this." Come on, what the hell did you drink last night? I refined a little bit, and I was able to recover a little bit of aura, which is really amazing!"

"What? You can actually refine it into aura when you drink beer, and what is it?" said a big question mark on Ah Ren's face.

"Little ghost, don't worry about it so much, quick, go get some more beer, you Grandpa Gray, I want to practice hard and strive to return to Heaven as soon as possible!"

"Wow, you're thinking about it, it's beer, it's something you have to pay for, it's so valuable, you think anyone can drink it casually!"

Ah Ren saw that the strange bird had something to ask for him, and when would he not blackmail at this time!

The strange bird looked dazed: "What's so expensive?

"Okay, okay, bring it!" Ah Ren stretched out his palm.

"What?" asked the strange bird, looking confused.

Ah Ren said angrily: "Money, no money to buy a fart!"

The strange bird said with an embarrassed face: "Eh, money, you said fairy coins, right? I didn't, when I came down, the fairy coins floated away with the whirlpool!"

"Oh, if you don't have money, if you don't have money, then continue to sleep in it, and if you want to go back to Heaven, let's sit for a few years and dream for a few years, or..."

"Or what?"

When the strange bird heard this, there was still room for it, and quickly asked.

"You can help me make money, I will buy a lot of beer for you to drink when I have money, so that my goal has been achieved, your goal has been achieved, we win each other, what do you think?"

Ah Ren felt that his idea was simply beautiful, and said to the strange bird with an excited face.

"Well, I think it's good, but I can't make money, how can I help you?"

"This is easy to do, you give me some more superpowers, just like the kind of superpowers I gave three years ago!"

"Three years ago, I didn't give you superpowers three years ago!" the strange bird looked dazed.

"How could it be? You still want to lie to me, just before you enter the jade pendant, I smelled a super good smell, and then I breathed hard, and the smell was all inhaled by me, and then I can see anything clearly in the night, and I have the ability to remember it, just that kind of thing, you can give me some more!" Ah Ren said as he rolled up his sleeves and prepared to take a deep breath.

The strange bird looked at Ah Ren with a strange look and asked, "You, what do you say the smell is?"

"It smells so good, don't you feel it?"

In fact, Ah Ren is also complimenting the strange bird, wanting to get some super energy, in fact, the taste is really not very good, and it is a little... Forget it, don't talk about it.

The strange bird's body shook and trembled, as if it was sick, and its face was very red, and he didn't know what was wrong.

Seeing the strange appearance of the strange bird, Ah Ren hurriedly stepped forward and said, "Hey, old fairy, are you okay? Seeing that your face is red and your body is trembling, are you sick, can the gods also be sick?"

"Haha... Sick your sister, that smell is my fart! haha, ahaha, haha..."