Volume 1: Mortal Experiences Chapter 38: Villains and Birdmen are not easy to mess with
Chapter 38: The villain birdman is not easy to mess with
The strange bird picked up the important words, and told Ah Ren all the things he knew about Xiuzhen, although he knew that it was impossible for him to go to the Tianyuan Continent, but as his own life-saving benefactor, the strange bird still told it without reservation.
"Little ghost, although you can't cultivate in this realm, I still tell you everything I know. Perhaps, I still have a little hope for you, but I can tell you that I have already leaked a bit of a mystery by saying so much today, and I did it for the sake of you saving my life. Also, these elixirs I left in your jade pendant must not be made public, otherwise you will mess up the rules here, the damned ones will all live, and the ones who should be alive will die again, and the heavenly court will definitely interfere at that time, and neither of us will be able to run away at that time!"
The strange bird thought for a moment and then continued: "However, if you follow the mantra I said to cultivate, maybe in a few decades, you may enter the spiritual period, you can use the aura of the medicinal materials in the jade pendant to cultivate, if you work hard, it is no problem to practice until you are sick and live a long life, if these herbs can't last until then, you can go to the lake next to your house to see, I always think there is something strange in it." Okay, that's all I can help you, and the rest is up to you!"
Seeing the strange bird treat him like this, Ah Ren actually felt a little guilty, clenched his fists and said: "Senior, the kid used to be disrespectful to you, and now you are about to leave, and we don't know if we can see each other again in this life, come! You and I drink this glass of wine, and I will see you off." ”
With a slight lift of the toes, a mud-sealed jar came to his hand, the action was chic and handsome, even Ah Ren himself was a little stunned, this action was subconsciously made, just now what flashed in his mind was a passage of the Tianxuan Sutra;
The strange bird saw that Ah Ren's action was obviously not something that normal mortals could do, and asked in surprise: "Little ghost, you... Did you just get lucky?"
Ah Ren froze for a moment when he heard this, and said truthfully: "I don't know what luck is, I only know that the scripture you talked about just now flashed in my mind, and I subconsciously made this move." ”
"Which passage?"
The strange bird asked nervously.
"Stillness and stability, the spirit enters the air, the qi and the god are combined, and the five elements and four images can all be used. That's it, what's wrong?" Ah Ren also felt that the action just now seemed to be prompted by the scriptures.
"Yes, that's it, this is the entrance to refining and refining qi, although it is in the middle of the scriptures, but this section is the most critical, but I'm curious, this Heavenly Xuan Sutra is the cultivation mantra of our divine beast clan in ancient times, how can you also urge it?" asked the strange bird with some surprise and some excitement. After saying that, it regretted it, and it didn't keep it a secret, but fortunately the little ghost didn't listen...
It stands to reason that this moment should be Ah Ren's happiest moment, but with the strange bird about to leave, Ah Ren was not happy at all, raised his wine glass and said a little melancholy: "Maybe it's a coincidence, right?" I don't want that, I'm done!"
The strange bird laughed and said, "Okay, little ghost, I've known you for so long, it's the first time I've seen you like a man, it's done!"
With that, he set up the wine jar with his wings and drank it.
The parting was imminent, and Ah Ren couldn't care about the sarcasm of the strange bird, and after drinking a whole jar, Ah Ren said to the strange bird: "Can you take the mortal things to the sky?"
The strange bird thought that Ah Ren had some kind of moth, and when he heard this, he hurriedly shook the bird's head like a rattle.
Ah Ren let out a long sigh and said, "Oh! I originally wanted to get you some wine for you to take away, but since I can't ........"
The strange bird's old face turned red, "Eh, little ghost, are you playing me?"
Then he pounced and said flatteringly: "You can also bring it, hehe, get me some!"
Ah Ren rolled his eyes upwards and asked with disdain, "Didn't you just say no? Why did you do it again so quickly?"
"Hehe, there are always more solutions than problems, I have a small storage bag here that can put something in it and won't be discovered. Without further ado, go get it, not too much. Well.... Just get tens of thousands of jars, I can't put it down if I have more, hey! It's a pity, if I had known about it, I would have brought down my big storage bag!"
The strange bird was talking to himself, but Ah Ren was angry, and said angrily: "Tens of thousands of altars, do you think I can conjure it up, this is something that needs to be bought with money, where can I get so much money?, and, what kind of storage bag can hold so many things?"
The strange bird suddenly covered its mouth and didn't dare to say more.
Ah Ren glanced at him and said, "If you don't say it, don't think about drinking if you don't say it." ”
"Oh, little ghost, my storage bag is not as big as your jade pendant, this is just one of my feathers, I have nothing to refine and play when I was in the sky, I didn't expect to be able to practice an invisible storage space, although this is not big, but it can also put something; the most important thing is that no matter what I put in this feather, it will not be discovered, haha, if it is another storage bag, the moment I drop the Nantianmen, it will be confiscated by the law of space, so, this is the last magic weapon of your Grandpa Gray Bird, at least I will bring some wine up, and it will not be discovered, so you don't pay attention to it." 。 ”
After knowing that the treasure of the strange bird was not as good as his jade pendant, Ah Ren crooked his mouth and said, "Cut, it's just a bird feather, who is rare!"
Ah Ren lost the slightest interest after hearing this, first, he was too young, and secondly, because he was the personal baby of the strange bird, he really couldn't wipe his face to ask him.
"But I'm curious, will you still be short of wine in the sky?"
Ah Ren asked a question that he had wanted to ask a long time ago.
"Hehe, although you can't drink the Qiong brew in Yaochi, there is still wine, but the wine in the sky is simply too unpalatable, sweet, and boring. In short, compared to yours, it's really far worse. Go, little ghost, get me some back, it's running out of time!"
Ah Ren didn't talk nonsense anymore, and directly called Chen Jie, asking him to go to a nearby winery to buy 5,000 jars of sorghum wine, and directly pack it and send it to the villa, which should be fast.
Although Chen Jie was puzzled, he couldn't help but ask in the end, hung up the phone, and went straight to several wineries.
It was just dark, and the three trucks drove directly into Ah Ren's villa, and the cars were full of mud-sealed wine jars, and you could smell the aroma of wine from afar.
The strange bird was originally a lion with his mouth wide open just now, but he didn't expect Ah Ren, who was so stingy before, to buy himself 5,000 jars at once, which was really unexpected.
Ah Ren asked Chen Jie to take the master who transported the wine and the two aunts at home to a nearby restaurant to eat first, telling them that he had already found a porter and would come over later, let them eat slowly, and move it when they came back after eating. Ah Ren didn't dare to let them know about the existence of the strange bird, no one could, so Ah Ren broke everyone up.
Everyone did not doubt him, and went straight to the hotel under the leadership of Chen Jie.
After the strange bird came out, he looked at the three trucks full of excitement, and he was so excited that he howled a few times, but Ah Ren was scared a lot, and hurriedly stepped forward to cover the beak of the strange bird: "Be quiet, what the hell are you howling, you are satisfied if you are seen and left, right?"
The strange bird's dripping eyes turned: "Where is someone?"
"Alright, hurry up and pretend!"
Ah Ren glanced at the strange bird and said with disdain: "There is no fairy demeanor at all!"
The strange bird ignored Ah Ren's contempt and asked with a confused expression, "What are you pretending?"
"Pretending, of course..... Isn't it the wine you asked you to buy? What's the matter, hurry up, they'll be back in a moment. Ah Ren was speechless, really speechless, and while trying to urge the mantra just now to see if he could save some effort, he urged the strange bird.
"Oh, yes, yes, look at me, I forgot about it!" The strange bird's cheap appearance, Ah Ren really wanted to go up and slap him.
"Sleeve up, come in!"
The strange bird only shouted these words, and Ah Ren saw a magical scene, and the wine jars on the truck flew towards the strange bird one by one, and disappeared when they flew in front of them. If he hadn't seen it with his own eyes, he wouldn't have believed it if he killed Ah Ren, this was the first time that the strange bird had cast a spell in front of him, and of course, it was also the last time.
"How about it? I'm okay with this move, I can control the speed, you see!" the strange bird looked like he was about to show off again.
"Don't fucking show off, hurry up, if this is seen, I guess our lives will be gone!"
Ah Ren was speechless, and said in his heart: How can you be regarded as an immortal of the heavenly court, and you are showing off your fart with a mortal.
"Okay, then listen to you, come on!"
After brushing it, Ah Ren felt that the three trucks were empty, as if he was doing a trick.
"This... This one.. Senior, are you easy to learn?" asked Ah Ren as he touched his nose and asked the strange bird.
"Want to learn?"
The strange bird cocked Erlang's legs, set up a jar with a pair of wings, and began to drink again.
"It's okay, if you want to teach, I can think about it!"
"Hey, boy, you've got to get an inch. However, it's not that I don't want to teach you, it's that you don't have any foundation now, and directly cultivating this kind of spell will do you all kinds of harm and no benefit, whether it is cultivating immortals or cultivating truth, you have to do it step by step, down-to-earth, otherwise your life will be difficult to protect, and there is a fart for learning spells!"
When Ah Ren heard the strange bird say this, he didn't ask any more, he knew that the strange bird would not lie to him in this kind of thing, so he sat there and drank, and no one spoke.
After a long time, Ah Ren thought of a question and suddenly said, "Can I go to your storage bag and have a look?"
"What do you want to do?"
The strange bird protects itself with its wings, and it looks like a protective move that only people who have to face indecent assault do.
"Why are you so nervous, I just want to go in and have a look!" Ah Ren said with an innocent face.
"What is there to see, I have this little wine in me, nothing else, don't look at it!" The strange bird made up his mind, no matter what Ah Ren said, he would not let him in.
"Really?"
Ah Ren got up and walked to the strange bird, circled around the strange bird twice, and suddenly shouted loudly: "Fairy open the door!"
With a "whoosh", Ah Ren entered another world.
"I'll go, this dead bird, he doesn't have a damn truth, it's still small, this is several times larger than his jade pendant space!"
As soon as Ah Ren came in, he felt that the air inside was indescribably comfortable, as if he could fly just by breathing this air, and there were many more flowers and trees in it than in his jade pendant, compared to here, his jade pendant was simply scum. And there are actually a few cranes swimming back and forth, and there are some boxes of different sizes, only to see that these boxes are densely written with some very small words, such as: "Heart Protection Pill", "Nine Turns Back to the Soul Pill", "Dining Wind Jade Dew Liquid", "Seeing Different Thoughts and Moving Fragrance", "Xiongqi Aphrodisiac Pill" and so on.
"I'll go!"
Ah Ren didn't have time to sigh at the taste of the strange bird, so he hurriedly grabbed a few handfuls and threw them into his jade pendant, and then heard a loud scream.
The strange bird also followed in 3 seconds after Ah Ren came in, and before anyone arrived, the voice came first: "Ouch, little ancestor, you.... Blame me too, why don't you know how to change the password, in this way, since you have seen it, then I will give you a few more ginseng trees, which is righteous enough, right?" The strange bird saw Ah Ren standing near the pill box, and was so frightened that he hurriedly led Ah Ren to the side, for fear that Ah Ren would see these treasures of his own.
"Righteous fart, my jade perry is less than one-tenth of what you have here, will you repay me for saving my life like this? I wondered, why are you so thick-skinned? Or are you immortals like this?"
Ah Ren also prepared the lion's opening after seeing the storage space of the strange bird, there are too many treasures in it, and there must be more points.
What? Cheeky is a fart at this point.
"Okay, okay, don't talk about it, I'll split it up with you, right?"
The strange bird wanted to send this kid out quickly, because there were still a lot of treasures buried under the tree over there, and it would be really unlucky to let this kid find out, so he just opened his mouth and sent Ah Ren Yicheng.
Ah Ren walked around with his shoulders crossed, and after hearing the strange bird speak, he didn't think about it and said, "Sanqi!"
The strange bird looked at it, heh, this kid is not going to ask for face, okay, you don't want it, then I don't want it either, "Boy, you are too much, I tell you, I will be angry, I am famous in Heavenly Court!"
Ah Ren ignored the threat of the strange bird, and said with a smile: "It's me seven and you three!"
"What?"
"You... Really don't want to ask for face?"
The strange bird finally found one thicker than his own skin, and he didn't know how to answer for a while.
Ah Ren shrugged his shoulders and said indifferently: "You are shameless to be an immortal, what do I want to do with my face, I will ask you, can you still use the things in the sky?"
As soon as the strange bird heard this, he became anxious, and shouted loudly: "I tell you stinky boy, don't take bean bags and dry food, this is also a good thing in the sky, these spiritual herbs and elixirs are full of aura, and Heavenly Court does not have a lot of resources now, so I often hide in it to cultivate." ”
"Then those of my Jade Perry are also the ones you moved from here?" asked Ah Ren.
"Hehe, it's so smart, it's a little bit thorough, it's up to me!" The strange bird didn't take the slightest precaution, and smiled and praised Ah Ren for carrying himself.
"Then how do you say it's your?" Ah Ren's face became more and more ugly, and the tone of his voice at the strange bird became louder and louder.
"Ouch! This.. Isn't this a joke with you, look at you, why are you angry again?" the strange bird laughed, touching his nose and even feeling a little embarrassed.
"Eh, I really don't want any Bilian! I said, do you heavenly immortals like to play around so much? Do you like to make such a disgusting scene?" Ah Ren asked angrily.
"Hehe, I don't think you love cleanliness so much, if I want to say this, you won't ask me more, I didn't expect that you kid is better than a monkey!"
"Since you are talking about monkeys, then let me ask you, do you have a Monkey King in the sky?" Ah Ren remembered the memory that the mobile phone transmitted to him, and asked the strange bird.
"Who is Monkey King, is it a human or a divine beast, why haven't I heard of it?" asked the strange bird rhetorically.
"Okay, if you don't have it, you won't have it, don't talk about him, let's talk about it, how many percent are you going to give me?"
"I'll give you two percent at most, if you have more, you won't be able to, I also need to cultivate!"
"Four-six. Ah Ren took a step back.
"Thirty-seven. The strange bird endured a step as well.
"Since there is a stalemate, let's go five-five. Ah Ren suggested.
"Deal!"
The strange bird gritted its teeth and quickly sent this little ancestor out to talk about it.
The strange bird stuck his hands, and really saw that half of the herbs and other things in it were missing.
"Alright, let's go!"
After the strange bird finished it, he said to Ah Ren, I don't know what happened, and when I saw Ah Ren's dripping eyes, the strange bird felt scared.
"Huh!"
Ah Ren smiled and turned his head to look around.
"Huh, what is this?" Ah Ren saw that there was a box wrapped in red cloth in the middle of the elixir, and while the strange bird was not paying attention, he grabbed it in his hand and smiled proudly at the strange bird.
"It's... Hey..."
The strange bird himself was a little embarrassed.
Ah Ren looked at it, this must be a good thing, otherwise how could it be so good, he hurriedly opened it, good guy, layer after layer, full of four or five layers, open it and look, Ah Ren was dumbfounded.
"Oh my god, you're disgusting, I'm baba, I'm baba, I'm baba. Why are you putting such a disgusting thing here?
Ah Ren directly threw the thing in his hand several meters away, and spat there with a disgusting face.
"Uh, what the hell is this for, didn't you say you could eat it last time?"
"Eat, eat, eat, eat, eat your sister! This is what other girls use when they have menstruation, and as for the blood on it, you... You know what a menstrual event is, right?"
"I've heard, oh, I see, but... I think it's more collectible!" the strange bird twisted a little, and laughed even more embarrassed.
"Holy shit! Fairy open door!"
Ah Ren jumped out without hesitation.