Chapter 1: I, Downstairs Yellow!

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Shen Jianghu felt that he should not only blame others for everything, but should think more about whether he was wrong. For example, he always feels that the end of autumn is more difficult than the cold winter, and he will not blame the temperature for dropping too quickly, only for wearing a little less.

He also feels that objective facts must be respected in everything, for example, today, because the business is not up to standard, when the supervisor asked him to lie on the ground and learn the dog barking, he taught the supervisor with his fists that people are people and dogs are dogs. The price is to work for nothing, and I don't have to go to work tomorrow. Shen Jianghu regretted this matter, he knew that this was the case, and he should have used two months' salary to let the supervisor understand what it was painful.

Pulling away the slightly thin short-sleeved shirt on his body, Shen Jianghu took a sip of wine, and finally felt some warmth as the spicy flowed into his stomach.

"One by one, I'm too unconscious, I've been with you for so long, I'll wash you when you're dirty, won't your conscience really hurt?" Shen Jianghu pointed to a pile of dirty clothes from last year and scolded bitterly.

"Bang, bang, bang. "The knock on the door is neither fast nor slow, neither light nor heavy, indicating that the cultivation of the person who came is good.

Shen Jianghu was slightly stunned, several of his buddies almost had the habit of knocking on the door when they came to look for him, and occasionally when they knocked on the door, they also knocked like a funeral.

"Eternal rival in love, don't come unharmed, do you know how hard I found you!"

Hearing this, the corners of Shen Jianghu's mouth curled slightly, and a trace of gloom and helplessness flashed in his eyes.

"Ke Xihua, how did you find here..."As soon as he said this, he was stunned. Standing outside the door was not the handsome and confident Ke Xihua, nor the well-dressed Ke Xihua, let alone the one-meter-eight tall Ke Xihua, but a weasel standing outside the door.

Generally speaking, the weasel's mouth is gray or black, and this weasel's mouth is also gray, but it is strange that it is pierced by a white line from the tip of the nose to the back of the tail.

The weasel ignored Shen Jianghu, who was already standing, and raised his two front paws and said to himself: "What? Don't you remember me? ”

At this time, Shen Jianghu admired himself a little, he felt that when he saw this kind of picture, he just felt cold behind him, and he hadn't fainted yet, which was definitely enough for the guys.

"Yo, there's still wine, I'll take a sip too. The weasel jumped on the table with ease, picked up the bottle and took a sip of it.

Maybe it was because the weasel also drank, or maybe it was because after being greatly frightened, people would become extremely calm, Shen Jianghu suddenly felt that he could communicate with the beast in front of him.

"I don't remember having a neighbor like you downstairs. Shen Jianghu said. Although he felt calm, when he spoke, his voice trembled as often as he stood naked in the middle of a harsh winter wilderness.

The weasel sneered and said, "Don't be afraid, think about it, one day last summer, you drank too much and caught me, and you had to worship me as a brother of a strange beast! Then you kowtowed to my head three times and called me three times, big brother. ”

"Get out!" Shen Jianghu gritted his teeth and scolded: "Obviously there is no such thing, even if there is, you call me big brother!"

The weasel tilted his head sideways and looked at Shen Jianghu, and let out a sneer in his mouth: "Aren't you afraid of me?"

How can you not be afraid, it's just that the fear now is not as strong as it was just now. Shen Jianghu picked up the wine bottle and poured a sip of wine, grinning: "What are you afraid of!"

The weasel's voice suddenly drifted: "Have you ever seen a weasel who can speak human language?"

Shen Jianghu was originally a bold person, he was not scared and fainted just now, and at this moment, he drank a sip of gallant wine, so there was no reason to be afraid. He also sneered: "Can you speak very well? I have been talking for more than 20 years, have I ever been proud!"

In this way, the weasel was stunned, it jumped in front of Shen Jianghu, looked at him very seriously, and said in a heavy tone: "The world is going to change, the demon clan will return to the earth, do you want to become a lackey of the demon clan, or do you want to fight for the freedom of mankind, even if you pay for it!"

Shen Jianghu said with a smile: "I am the most inconspicuous of hundreds of millions of human beings, let others bear such a big responsibility, just my small body, at most it is the life of a lackey." ”

The weasel's eyes lit up and he cried, "I'm missing a dog....ah!!Why are you whipping me!"

Shen Jianghu sneered: "Give you face?"

The weasel laughed, moaned for a moment, and said, "Let me tell you straight, I've been watching you for nearly two years, and I think you can be an excellent demon hero." Seeing that Shen Jianghu still sneered with disdain, the weasel said: "I didn't lie to you, this world is really going to change, when the monsters are in charge and the people are not happy, you can't bear to watch this beautiful world become hell?"

Shen Jianghu calmly wiped the cold sweat off his forehead and asked, "If I'm not mistaken, you are also a demon! Why did you choose to help humans?"

The weasel raised his head and said awe-inspiringly: "I am a generation of demon heroes, because of some reasons, as for what the reason is, you don't have to ask, in short, I am a demon hero, in order to help humans resist monsters!"

Shen Jianghu thought for a while before saying: "In this way, you are a traitor in the demon clan, you are all a traitor, what do you have to be proud of." ”

When the weasel heard this, a cold light flashed in his eyes, and his body, which was less than thirty centimeters, suddenly jumped up, slapped Shen Jianghu to the ground with one paw, and it stood on Shen Jianghu's head and said coldly: "You know a fart, Lao Tzu is a demon with pursuits, not those demons who only know how to rule and kill! Now I give you two choices, one is to die, and the other is to practice demon art with me and become a generation of demon heroes!"

In the weasel's opinion, no matter how much Shen Jianghu is not afraid of death, he will not choose the first option. Who would have thought that Shen Jianghu said with disdain: "Cultivation? Now there are a lot of advanced weapons of all kinds, even if the monster attacks, what else can he do except send the demon head?" Shen Jianghu felt that he was very humorous, after all, it was really commendable to change the gift of the head to the head of the demon in this situation.

The weasel paced back and forth with his paws on his back, and said in a deep voice: "You don't know the demon clan, although low-level monsters can be killed with the so-called weapons in your mouth, but as long as they reach the level of the demon king, no weapon existing in this world can harm them." The most important thing is that demons are good at disguise, except for some cultivators, ordinary people can't be sure what a demon is!"

After the weasel said this, seeing that Shen Jianghu still looked unmoved, he was somewhat disappointed in his heart, rolled his eyes, and said: "Ke Xihua is downstairs, tomorrow is the day of his wedding with Xiao Hongye, according to my calculations, at their wedding, there will be monsters." ”

Shen Jianghu's face changed slightly, and his heartbeat unconsciously accelerated a lot. In the eyes of everyone, Ke Xihua and Xiao Hongye are a natural pair, so when Shen Jianghu intervened, many people felt that Shen Jianghu was inadequate.

In fact, Shen Jianghu also felt that he was not self-sufficient, but he was relatively young at that time, so he defined this stupid behavior as a hot-blooded youth. At that time, Ke Xihua and Xiao Hongye seemed to be relatively stupid, and the two rich second generations actually made a gentleman's agreement with Shen Jianghu.

At that time, Ke Xihua said to Shen Jianghu with a smile: "If you can earn four million before graduation, I will give up Xiao Hongye." In my opinion, Xiao Hongye is a girl who pursues love, material things are nothing to her, and she can endure a poor life of one million a year. ”

At that time, the high-spirited Shen Jianghu said to Ke Xihua as a matter of course: "You are determined to lose!"

At that time, Xiao Hongye said to Shen Jianghu: "Since ancient times, there have been no noble sons in the cold family, but I believe that you can definitely break this curse!"

Shen Jianghu smiled and said: "You should look at the history more, monks can be emperors, and I will not be able to compare with him as a provincial college entrance examination champion?"

It turns out that Shen Jianghu has been doing well, if it weren't for an accident two years ago, which caused him to drop out of school directly due to depression, it is likely that he will marry Xiao Hongye tomorrow Shen Jianghu!

Shen Jianghua walked to the windowsill, looked at the sedan downstairs, and asked, "Xiao Huang, the one sitting in that car is Ke Xihua, right?"

The weasel said, "It's him, and I read his memories when he came here." After a pause, the weasel said coldly: "Xiao Huang is also your name, in fact, I want to kill a person, it's easy, so please don't challenge my patience!"

Regardless of the weasel's tone with a strong killing intent, Shen Jianghu was not afraid at all in his heart, this was a natural intuition, he felt that the weasel spirit in front of him, who called himself a demon hero, would definitely not kill him.

Shen Jianghu took a sip of wine, grinned, and said, "Put other things aside first, I'll talk to Ke Xihua first." I haven't seen him for more than two years, and I still miss him. ”

Seeing Shen Jianghu get up, the weasel quietly stretched out a leg to trip him, laughed for a long time, and then said puzzled: "Aren't you enemies, what do you want him to do?"

Shen Jianghu smiled bitterly: "There are some things that you demons don't understand. After saying this, Shen Jianghu suddenly felt terrified, it was only a short period of effort, and he actually accepted this weasel's nonsense, and after getting along for a long time in the future, what is it okay?"

"My parents can only remember to call my son more than a year after going abroad, and send me two hundred yuan for living expenses, what else is impossible in this world?" Shen Jianghu thought with some anger.

As soon as he was about to go out, he heard the weasel say in a panic: "You wait for a while, someone is coming!"

Shen Jianghu said casually: "Are you sure it's a person?

The weasel said quickly: "Damn, it's a sword fairy this time!"

Shen Jianghu was a little stunned, shook his head fiercely, and laughed to himself: "Tonight, buddy is going to see the entire fantasy world?"

Before he finished speaking, he saw a little light rise in front of him, and then he saw a fairy dressed in white fall to the ground, and a long sword hovered back and forth near the fairy.

Shen Jianghu looked at the wine bottle that was smashed by that fairy, and said angrily: "You are also called a sword immortal, you haven't taken a driver's license!"

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