Chapter 2: Cultivating Immortals, Cultivating Demons, Let's Discuss!
The fairy dressed in white got up with a blank expression.
Shen Jianghu only glanced at her, only to feel that his little heart was beating so fast, and there was a faint urge to fall in love in his heart. In order to show that his expression was not so obscene, he quietly swallowed a mouthful of saliva and sighed: "Clear water out of hibiscus!"
The weasel stood up, the white line on his back standing up, and a pair of small eyes glinted with bloodthirsty light. In its opinion, the fairy in front of him, who was temporarily a little confused, was an opponent that should not be underestimated. Looking at the slowly circling flying sword, the weasel felt that his luck was really bad.
"Is the Imperial Sword Sect so unreliable now?'s disciples have been released before they have reached the realm of 'Human Imperial Sword'?"
The Imperial Sword Sect belongs to a first-class sect in the immortal world, with thousands of disciples, and it stands to reason that only disciples who have reached the realm of 'Human Imperial Sword' can leave the sect to experience alone. And the cultivation of the fairy in front of her is obviously insufficient, so she can step into the realm of the sword and the emperor.
At this time, the pupils of the sword fairy gradually focused, and when he saw the weasel standing up, he said coquettishly: "Monster, take your life!" The flying sword that was circling as he spoke instantly went to the weasel's eyes.
"Go!" shouted the white-clothed sword immortal.
The weasel stood still, stretched out his claws and gently grasped the fairy sword, and said proudly: "If it is your sect master who comes today, you may be able to keep this demon man, but you are far from qualified." Girl, let me ask you, has there been a change in the fairy world?"
Being called a girl by a weasel spirit, this is definitely a great shame for the white-clothed sword fairy, she embroidered her eyebrows upside down, and said sharply: "Even a demon of your realm dares to call me a girl? Even if I haven't reached the realm of the human sword, it won't be too difficult to kill you!"
As soon as the words fell, the weasel felt a sharp pain in his palm, and a wave of immortal aura surged. It rolled a weasel to the side, and hurriedly shouted: "Fairy spare your life!" It's not a monster in the traditional sense, but a demon hero, we are comrades in one camp!"
In the panic, the weasel hurriedly sacrificed a trace of natal essence blood, and the fairy in white saw which drop of essence blood was crystal clear, and knew that this weasel who didn't look like a good demon was really a demon hero. But at this time, the sword trick has been released, and it is too late to take it back. The weasel hurriedly dodged a few times, but not only did not get rid of the pursuit of the fairy sword, but seemed to anger the fairy sword, which increased the speed and power of the fairy sword a lot.
"My life is at rest!" the weasel cried.
Shen Jianghu, who was the owner of this house, had just come back to his senses, and just now he only saw a dazzling light burst out, and then his table turned into powder. At this time, where can he still care about whether he is beautiful or not, no matter how clear the fairy in white is, it can't let her tear down her home.
"Stop!" Shen Jianghu roared angrily: "I want to fight out!
The sudden roar caused the fairy sword that was rapidly stabbing at the weasel to stop slightly, and the fairy in white took the opportunity to withdraw the fairy sword.
The weasel, who had escaped death, breathed a sigh of relief, sat down on the ground, and said thank you to Shen Jianghu in a hoarse voice. Shen Jianghu said angrily: "It's just that the wine is gone, and the table is destroyed for me, they have an enmity with you!"
The fairy in white pinched her sleeves embarrassedly, but a pair of clear and agile eyes were looking around for something, just when Shen Jianghu wanted to speak, the fairy in white suddenly walked near the refrigerator and said in surprise: "Is this your magic weapon?"
Shen Jianghu was stunned, and said in his heart that this fairy was actually quite pitiful, and she didn't even know the refrigerator.
The weasel smiled sheepishly and said, "Female Sword Immortal, let's not pretend, okay?" With your cultivation, when you break through the spatial barrier, you already know the world almost well." ”
It's been demolished!
The fairy in white glared at the weasel and threatened: "If you dare to talk nonsense again, this sword fairy will stab you to death with a sword!"
Well, this is also a fierce lord.
Shen Jianghu patted his head and said, "My head is a little messy, but it doesn't matter, just treat it as a dream, you two gods, where are you going back and forth?"
"No!" said the weasel and the fairy in white at the same time.
Shen Jianghu was stunned again, he pointed to the room and asked, "This house is mine, right?"
The weasel nodded, as did the fairy in white.
Shen Jianghu continued: "Then since this is my house, then I should be able to speak, right?"
"It's not good, you can't beat me!" The weasel laughed cheaply: "As long as I don't want to leave, you can't help it, hahaha." ”
For a scoundrel like a weasel, he really can't help it.
The fairy in white said softly: "Don't be afraid, I will stay here to protect you, as long as I am here, this weasel will definitely not dare to mess around." ”
Hearing this, Shen Jianghu reacted before he could be happy, and the hibiscus-like fairy in front of him was also a scoundrel.
At this moment, Shen Jianghu deeply realized what it was like to cry without tears.
The weasel snorted coldly: "What did I hurt him, this kid has good guts, I plan to let him cultivate demons and become the heir of the demon lineage!"
When the fairy in white heard this, her apricot eyes widened, and she said angrily: "Fart! He is a good human being, what kind of demon does he cultivate?" I see that his bones are strange, and I plan to pass on his immortal skills and make him my Xu Qingfu's founding disciple!"
The weasel said angrily: "There has to be a first come, first come, I have been observing him for nearly two years, and at this time you come out to cut off your beard, it is immoral!"
Xu Qingfu let out a sneer and said, "My Imperial Sword Sect wants to accept a human as a disciple, so I need to discuss it with you?"
The weasel angry Three Corpse God skyrocketed, and said angrily: "Otherwise, let's fight, and the one who loses will get out!"
Xu Qingfu snapped her fingers lightly, and the fairy sword returned to her side, and the tip of the sword pointed directly at the weasel.
Shen Jianghu shouted: "It's endless, right, if you want to fight, get out and fight, besides, whether you cultivate demons or immortals, I have the final say!" After saying this, Shen Jianghu felt that a lot of evil qi came out of his stomach, and secretly said refreshed.
"What are you going to choose?" asked the weasel and Xu Qingfu at the same time.
Shen Jianghu looked at the unkind light in the eyes of these two, and only felt that no matter what he chose, he would inevitably be beaten by the other party, which was still the best expectation, in case one party became angry, it was not impossible to stab himself to death.
The so-called warrior can be killed but not humiliated, Shen Jianghu said awe-inspiringly: "I'm just an ordinary person, I really don't understand whether to cultivate demons or immortals." Well, my friend is still downstairs, I'll go out and talk to him, and you're here to discuss?"
"Okay!" Xu Qingfu agreed very simply, and it seemed that the victory was in hand.
The weasel said: "When you see that Ke Xihua, you don't have to hide my identity, just tell the truth, just give him a preventive shot, and when you see the monster tomorrow, you will be scared to death." ”
Shen Jianghu nodded, and when he went downstairs, he suddenly shivered, and then he felt that the night in late autumn was really cold. trotted a few steps to Ke Xihua's car, knocked on the glass a few times, and shouted: "Hurry up and open the door for Lao Tzu, I'm freezing to death." ”
Ke Xihua opened the car door and looked at Shen Jianghu, who was still wearing short sleeves, and was a little confused for a while.
"Stupid?" Shen Jianghu lit a cigarette, took a deep breath, and said, "I know that you are here to find me, and I also know that tomorrow is the day when you and Xiao Hongye will be happy, don't worry, I will definitely pass." ”
Ke Xihua was stunned and asked, "How do you know? Could it be that you have been paying attention to us for the past two years?"
Shen Jianghu smiled angrily: "I'm not as idle as you think." After a slight pause, he looked at Ke Xihua's axe-like face and asked tentatively, "Do you believe that there are demons in this world?"
Ke Xihua also lit a cigarette and said: "Just say what you want to say, even if you go to rob the marriage tomorrow, I won't stop you, between the two of us, no matter what you say, you don't have to foreshadow." ”
Shen Jianghu laughed and said, "What are you laying the groundwork for, let me tell you the truth, at this moment, in my house, there is a demon, well, a weasel spirit." There is also a female sword fairy, the kind that looks huge and beautiful, do you want to go up and have a look?"
Seeing that Ke Xihua heard this, his brows furrowed slightly. Shen Jianghu, who was familiar with Ke Xihua's temper, knew that this was a precursor to his anger. He patted Ke Xihua on the shoulder and said, "Think about it, when you first arrived at this place, did anything happen?"
Ke Xihua blurted out: "It's true, I just stopped the car when I saw an orange cat running past my workshop, and then you came over." ”
Shen Jianghu said: "Friend, I know that you are not small, so let me tell you directly, the thing you saw just now is not an orange cat, it is a weasel, and it is not just now, but it has been nearly ten minutes." Tomorrow there will be a monster at your wedding, don't be afraid when the time comes, I will help you subdue the demon. ”
Ke Xihua was a little unacceptable for a while, and he said incredulously: "It's only been two years, how did you become like this?"
Shen Jianghu sighed and said, "Come upstairs with me, seeing is believing." Originally, he wanted to fight on the basis of reason, but when he thought that the demon and the immortal were in his room, what did he bother to do?
Ke Xihua sneered: "I want to see what trick you play." ”
The two went upstairs, Shen Jianghu pushed the door open, and saw that the weasel was staring at Xu Qingfu, and Xu Qingfu was also staring at it.
Seeing this scene, Ke Xihua only felt a cool breeze blowing behind him, and his legs couldn't help but weaken. Shen Jianghu grabbed him and said with a smile: "I didn't lie to you, did I?"
Ke Xihua took a few breaths, looked at Shen Jianghu, and sighed: "Your path is getting wilder and wilder, I never thought that you could deal with these legendary things." ”
Shen Jianghu smiled bitterly: "I don't want to either." Let me introduce you to you, that weasel's name is Xiao Huang, and the beautiful sword fairy is called Xu Qingfu, how about this name, is it good?"