Chapter 223: Alas, my hair!
Bulldozing half of the hill with one palm, the old monk looked flat, and said in a slow voice: "Little benefactor, you have a fate with my Buddha, so there is a rich monk who came to the rescue today." ”
He glanced sideways at Wei Yuan and continued: "However, after all, this kind of thing can't be forced, if you don't want to, that's it." Just ......"
Wei Yuan sent an ugly smile and echoed, "It's just...... What?"
The old monk's thin old face was full of pleats, and he showed a smile: "It's just that if you don't want to worship the rich monk and me as a teacher, then you naturally have no fate with my Buddha." Since there is no fate, it means that the rich monk saved the wrong person, and the rich monk naturally wants to correct this small mistake. ”
Wei Yuan, Chicken Legs, and Erha were all dumbfounded: What? What is wrong?
The old monk rubbed his hands, looking impatient, "That is to say, return your little life to the underworld." ”
The old monk glanced at the chicken leg and Erha, and said: "Besides, the rich monk looks at you as a cat and a dog, it seems that you are not ordinary! If it is a monster, then don't blame the rich monk for killing demons!"
The chicken leg and Erha were so excited by the murderous anger that the hair stood up.
The chicken leg doesn't care about disguise, what kind of kitten is it in front of the big guy.
It stood upright, clasped its palms together and shook it in unison, "Mage, Mage, I haven't done anything bad!"
The old monk smiled kindly: "It's okay, it doesn't matter if you have done bad things or not...... I heard that cat meat is sour......" said and looked at Erha.
With a sound of two haha~, he knelt on the spot. The posture is very standard, and the demeanor is flattering. The kind of earth seat!
It's hard for a dog to do that.
The old monk looked at Wei Yuan again, "So, what does the donor mean?"
At this time, the chicken leg and Erhaqi hugged Wei Yuan's legs and shouted: "Let's go from here! Anyway, you won't lose a single hair from your apprentice! A good man doesn't suffer a loss in front of him!"
Wei Yuan: Go to Li Lailai's legs!
But at this time, what else can be done?
People are under the low eaves, and they have to bow their heads!
Did it really anger the old monk and make a piece of meat sauce?
Wei Yuan's words replaced pale words with actions, and he saw him fall to the ground with a thud, shouting: "Master is above!
"Hahahaha!
The old monk was relieved, it was a hearty laugh, the laughter rumbled in all directions, and the leaves of the trees dozens of meters away were swaying.
The old monk stretched out his hands and scraped around on Wei Yuan's head, and those fleshy palms were as sharp as razors.
Wei Yuan knelt on the ground and lowered his head, he felt a chill on the top of his head, and a lot of hair fell down.
Oh, I have a hair!
The old monk was really a big man, and in just a dozen seconds, he shaved Wei Yuan's black and thick hair on his head. Even Wei Yuan's round head was as smooth and shiny as wax!
The chicken leg watched cautiously on the side, and found that after Wei Yuan shaved his head, his appearance actually increased a few points.
Chicken legs: You kid has thick eyebrows and big eyes, what a piece of material for a monk!
Wei Yuan sensed the idea of chicken legs in his heart, and couldn't help but be a little confused: Could it be that it was my hair that hindered my appearance before?
At this time, the old monk said with a smile: "I just remembered that other monks have a Dharma name, and I have to give you one." Well...... It's better to call it Wuji! In the future, your Dharma name will be called Wuji!"
Wei Yuan was startled just now, and thought it was going to be called "Mowgli"!
However, which monk's Dharma name will be Mowgli?
Return to the monk...... Either people quit hatred and greed, or they can't quit.
It's good to be yourself, there are no taboos!
But when I think of this cheap master's performance in just five or six minutes, this is not a normal monk!
Atypical monk!
The old monk had newly accepted his apprentice, and he was very happy in his heart, and as soon as he held Wei Yuan's elbow, Wei Yuan stood up as if he was floating.
"You have a good body and bones, and you are a good seedling for martial arts. You didn't succeed in the previous nine senior brothers, I hope you can work hard to help you achieve the Dharma as a teacher!"
Wei Yuan, who said the old monk's words, felt a chill in his heart: I said that this old monk was uneasy and kind, and sure enough, the nine apprentices in front of him were killed!
When he heard that "helping teachers achieve the Dharma", he even remembered Fahai inexplicably.
"Snake demon, I want you to help me practice. ”
Immediately, not only was my heart cold, but even the chrysanthemums were tight!
......
After worshipping the teacher, I can't go home if I want to.
Wei Yuan, oh no, Wuji Monk ~ With a cat and a dog, he honestly followed the master.
As for the corpse in that place, the master spoke: Don't pay attention to such a trivial matter.
Wei Yuanxin said: It's not that I don't help my brothers to settle down, it's hard to disobey the teacher's fate. If you have a grudge, come at him!
The cheap master glanced at him, knew what he was thinking, and said: "Since the Wuji apprentice is apprenticed, he must not know the name of the teacher, and when he goes out to walk in the future, he can't fall into the name of the teacher." ”
Wei Yuanna was quite good at complimenting, and immediately asked, "Dare to ask the name of the master?"
The old monk smiled and said, "Fellow Taoists all call the teacher the wind monk!"
"Wind Monk, what does it mean?"
The old monk laughed, "Of course, because I am handsome for my teacher!"
Wei Yuan looked at the cheap master's smile, the folds on his face were piled up, and said in his heart: You really dare to say it.
Later, Wei Yuan learned that his colleagues in the rivers and lakes all called their cheap masters as: mad monks!
Take things as they come. Now that you have worshiped all your teachers, can you still show a bitter and bitter look?
Not only can't, but you have to be happy. For example, Wei Yuan.
On the way, he praised the cheap master vigorously, trying to say something more.
The cheap master is discerning, and he knows his little tricks, but he doesn't care. When it comes to talking, he doesn't shy away from hiding it at all.
is also chic, which makes Wei Yuan change a lot of senses.
Although his cheap master is a good apprentice, he is still very easy to get along with and easy to talk to.
Wei Yuan remembered something and asked, "Master, all the monks call themselves poor monks, why do you call yourself a rich monk, master?" He had the attitude of a young man asking the master.
The cheap master smiled heartily: "You see this as a teacher...... Because there is money for teachers!"
Wei Yuan looked at the oily maha on the cheap master's body, the monk's robe that looked like a twisted flower, and then looked at the cuffs as bright and black as the iron, and couldn't help nodding secretly.
Those who are content are always happy, and the ancients did not deceive me.
Master, this realm is high!
......
The mad monk walked for nearly an hour with a man, a cat and a dog, and came to a county seat.
Wei Yuan looked up at the words "Haiyan County" on the city gate.
This couldn't help but trigger some "memories" in his mind.
According to the memories of Song Wei and Song Ziyu's identity, the dynasty of this world is called the Great Zhou.
According to the little knowledge in Song Ziyu's mind, Wei Yuan speculated that if this world is related to the history of my Great Heavenly Empire, it is probably that a righteous army in the Central Plains at the end of the Ming Dynasty took down the Ming Dynasty, and then blocked the wild boar skin from going south and established this dynasty. It's been almost 300 years now.
It's just that the current court doesn't seem to be very good, and Song Ziyu doesn't know the specific situation. But he knows the life of the people, and the people are very poor, even worse than the end of the Ming Dynasty!
That sentence is so saying: The general trend of the world will be divided for a long time, and it will be divided for a long time!
And the location of his home is Shuifu and Anhai County, high-ranking officials in Zhejiang, among the thirteen provinces in the world.
This Haiyan County is not far from the county seat where it is located, just one county apart. He has been here twice, and he has slipped past the local green building.
I have to say, it's really a little overlord with a silver gun!
The mad monk shook his big shiny sleeves and swaggered into the city with a man, a cat and a dog.
A soldier at the city gate, let alone checked, even nodded and sent him into the city gate.
Contacting his own cheap master's style, Wei Yuan felt that these soldiers might have suffered hardships.
The city was bustling with people and vendors, shops and stalls lining up and out. It looks really prosperous.
It's just that Wei Yuan looked at the alleys and corners on the side of the street, but there were many beggars or homeless people sitting in the corners.
Prosperity is just the appearance, this is the prosperity of a small number of people. And maybe tomorrow there will be a flying disaster, and these prosperous people will be reduced to beggars and vagabonds in the corner.
"Mowgli apprentice, after tossing for a long time, are you hungry? Go, take you to have some fasting for the teacher. The mad monk took a person, a cat and a dog, and drove straight to a big restaurant.
The restaurant is three floors high, and the hall on the first floor alone must have nearly 200 square meters!
This is probably not the best restaurant in the county!
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