Wei Yuan looked at this luxurious face, smelled the tempting aroma, and couldn't help but wonder in his heart: Master, let's have a fast meal, do we need to come to such a big restaurant? Besides, people have big fish and meat, let's watch and eat fast like this, okay?

Could it be that this is a way of cultivating concentration?

Wei Yuan secretly encouraged himself in his heart: You have to be steady, don't lose face. Look at Erha, the saliva is already overflowing!

"You come back for me!" Wei Yuan grabbed the back of Erha's neck and pulled him back.

Otherwise, this dog will be going to gnaw on someone's counter at this time!

Wei Yuan said to the fat shopkeeper with a strange face and the cheap master with a smile on his face: "Let you see the smile, I will definitely discipline this stupid dog well." ”

The fat shopkeeper's expression was not very normal, and he waved his hand again and again, and his mouth was fine.

But the cheap master said a few words: "This dog is not wrong, just follow your heart." With that, he took Wei Yuan to the table in the middle of the hall, sat on a stool, stood up with one foot on the other bench, and said to the fat shopkeeper: "Old rules!"

The fat shopkeeper didn't mean to be disgusted at all by this arrogant state, and nodded and said yes.

Wei Yuan: That's good? Just such a shameless demon monk, don't you splash a basin of boiling water on his face? Go and call the officials to arrest him!

Wei Yuan naturally knew that his cheap master was probably an absolute boss who had to walk sideways in the 4th order, but that didn't prevent him from stumbling in his heart. That's for fear that the world will not be chaotic!

It's just that the fat shopkeeper doesn't know what losses he has suffered, and the smile on his face has never disappeared. It's peanuts and hot tea, and a hand towel, and he serves better than his own father!

Wei Yuan thought that his cheap master should often eat here for fasting, so the store was cooked, and he didn't need to order food.

Unexpectedly, I only guessed half right!

Eating regularly is eating often, but fasting is not.

One of them is a Dongpo elbow, with a braised sea bass on the side, a smoked chicken on that side, and a braised pork ribs on the other side...... Seven or eight dishes are called hard!

The only thing that can be associated with the words "vegetarian" and "zhai" is a meat stuffed lotus root! It is stuffed with mixed meat and stuffed into the lotus root and steamed.

There was actually a small jar of wine, Wei Yuan took a look, and the red paper of the wine jar said "Daughter Red"!

I saw that the mad monk started directly, ripped off a chicken leg and put it into Wei Yuan's bowl, and then pulled off the chicken butt himself, broke it open, and the one he ate was called meticulous, and he was particular about looking at it, it was old and fragrant!

Seeing Wei Yuan's unnatural expression holding chopsticks, he couldn't help but say: "Eat, eat, why don't you eat? But this food is not the same as the appetite? It doesn't matter, call the shopkeeper to come and call another table!" Then he shouted loudly: "The shopkeeper? The shopkeeper~"

Wei Yuan hurriedly stopped, "Don't, don't, don't need a master." The mouth is very close. It is...... That ......"

The mad monk tore off a chicken wing and gnawed it thinly, a mouthful of oil, and said impatiently: "What's the matter?

Wei Yuan asked cautiously: "Master~ Our monks, can we also eat meat?"

The mad monk looked at Wei Yuan with a strange expression: "Of course you can eat it! If you don't eat meat, how can you increase your strength if you don't eat meat, and how can you beat people if you don't have strength?"

"Uh...... Hiss~" Wei Yuan was asked. How should this question be answered?

I saw that the mad monk suddenly put his palms together, and immediately solemnly stood up, "Ami I Buddha ~ is the so-called: wine and meat through the intestines, the Buddha's heart is not left, if the world learns from me...... Learn from me to brew sweet pears!hahaha~"

The mad monk's momentum is really enough, and he deserves to be a fourth-order boss.

The question is, master, can you put down the chicken wings in the palm of your hand?

It may be that the mad monk himself amused himself, slapped open the mud seal of the wine jar and poured a bowl for himself, and then poured it for Wei Yuan again.

Wei Yuan hurriedly stopped, and then heard the mad monk say: "What's the drop?

Wei Yuan saw the cheap master's expression and felt that this was a proposition!

Follow in the footsteps of the leader! Wei Yuan admonished himself in his heart.

"Drink! Why don't you drink it? It's just that it's too rude to let the master pour wine for the apprentice. ”

How else to say that Wei Yuan is quick and witty, and his mouth is slippery. This doesn't give the circle back?

The mad monk's expression was very good, and he shook Wei Yuan's hands away with a wave of his hand: "Little meaning, what kind of etiquette is not polite? We monks, if you don't obey their etiquette, I will fill it up for you." ”

Boom~ The mad monk poured a bowl of wine ten percent full, and he didn't even see the edge of the bowl, so he didn't spill a drop!

People pour ten percent full of wine, and the mad monk master can pour eleven layers full! high~really high~

Wei Yuan also let go at this time: We don't want anything else, let's give this cheap master some care first.

So he hurriedly lowered his head and leaned over, pouting and sucking in a mouthful, so as not to be unable to serve the bowl. After taking a sip, he picked up the bowl, "Master, I respect you, I did it, you are free!"

Don't say it, this wine is not pungent or dry, but fragrant and mellow, and has an endless aftertaste!

In my last life, I also drank the Moutai that grew to 1,007, and it didn't taste so good!

The mad monk only slapped the table, "Hahahaha! Okay, good! Save me some teachings, so it's better!"

The mad monk drank a bowl of wine in one gulp, and then took a piece of elbow skin and ate it, that fragrant!

He said: "Your master and I have ten good things in my life, one is to subdue demons and eliminate demons, the second is spiced beef, the third is braised pork ribs, the fourth is sweet and sour tenderloin, the fifth is steamed sea bass, and the sixth is called flower chicken ......."

Wei Yuan's face was also a little red at this time, and he let go of the strength of the wine, and shouted, "Stop! Master, I understand what you mean." Not to mention, it's all in the wine!"

If this continues, the mad monk can make a hundred good ones! Anyway, he is a wine and meat monk who is not taboo in meat and vegetables! He may even have a bit of a careless idea of human life! In short, his bottom line cannot be overestimated......

The mad monk was overjoyed when he heard this: "You can teach your son! It can be seen that your fate with my Buddha is great! And it should be my good disciple!"

He said, "When it comes to eating meat and drinking wine, the teacher of this precept has to warn you...... If you eat meat and drink wine, even if you want to marry a wife and have children, you will never be stopped as a teacher. If you have any difficulties, just open your mouth and protect the calf for the teacher!"

"But if you want to eat sweet tofu brains, don't blame the teacher for cleaning up the portal!"

The chicken leg that is stealing the chicken leg in Wei Yuan's bowl: ???

Erha who is clicking and gnawing on the big bones of the elbow: ???

Wei Yuan: ??? there are tofu brains in this fantasy world? No, no, no, what do I think about this? It can be seen that the wine is too strong!

However, although Wei Yuan was surprised, he still expressed his position as soon as possible.

The meat in his mouth hasn't had time to swallow yet: "Lion Tiger Fang Xin~ I'm a chili oil salty party!"

......

Until dinner, that's called a full meal. The master and apprentice are two and a cat and a dog, which is called a disc operation. If it weren't for the chicken legs to stop him, Erha would have almost licked the sauce off the plate!

The mad monk loosened his belt, drank tea, and sighed: "It's good here, although it's a little expensive, but it's real." Unlike those damn fake merchants, the rich monk I ate a good piece of meat, and I couldn't tell the difference between the meat...... There is actually that black shop, which uses human flesh as a teacher, and eats it in one bite for the teacher!"

Wei Yuan, chicken legs, Erha: ???

Chicken legs: You master, you're not very serious! I'm a cat demon, and I haven't eaten human flesh until now!

Wei Yuan: Shut up! Otherwise, my cheap master will eat cat meat!

After eating, the shopkeeper fiddled with the abacus and smiled nervously, "Master Feng, a total of three taels and four coins of silver, and those four coins have wiped ...... for you."

The mad monk twisted his face with a toothpick in his mouth: "Mowgli, give money!"

Wei Yuan: ??? aren't you a rich monk? Aren't you rich?

Mad Monk: That's right, isn't your money just for the teacher's money!

Wei Yuan: How dare you get this money? Eat apprentices! You are really skilled at eating students' meals!

Master, if you don't go to training, you'll be succumbing!

What else can Wei Yuan do, give money.

The shopkeeper's fat palms were sweaty, and he was bent over to receive the money, looking nervous.

It seems that his cheap master is famous!

He didn't know how to eat and not pay before, right?

A fragment flashed in Wei Yuan's mind: "Buddha, I don't even ask the price when I go to a restaurant in the city, let alone eat your rotten watermelons!"

If you have a spirit in the sky, let him hurry up and go to the western heavens!

The mad monk took Wei Yuan and a cat and a dog around the county twice, this county is not big or small, and it looks like seventeen or eighteen streets.

Mad monk: "Eat and drink enough, you have to go back to the temple!

Wei Yuan was carrying several cooked foods wrapped in oiled paper in his hand, and two small jars of wine in the other hand, and followed behind step by step......

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