Wu Zhengfeng, standing in the crowd. At this moment, it seems that thousands of alpacas are galloping in her heart.

She took a deep breath and told herself:

[It's not that I can't understand that the research results of the thieves in certain aspects have indispensable reference value for the creation of new exercises. It's not that I can't accept it, the group of prostitutes, like weeds, wildfires can't be burned and the spring breeze blows and grows, and only by penetrating into the enemy's interior can we cut the grass and eradicate the roots in the most effective way. It's not that I can't bear it, a yellow flower girl surrounded by more than a hundred lewd thieves, resisting the urge to slap them all to death without saying a word. 】

[On the road of revolution, you are responsible for bearing the burden of humiliation, and I am responsible for silently supporting - this is what it should be. 】

[But the question is - why didn't I see where you "endured" at all?

Look at the front, Yang Qi has already led everyone to sing the song "We Lewd Thieves Have Power" with great interest: "We~~Our lewd thieves have ~~ power, hey, our lewd thieves have power." Work every night and every day~~ Be busy, hey, busy with work every night and every day...... "Fortunately, Wu Jiaoniang is not a new youth who grew up under the red flag, otherwise it would really be a mouthful of old blood spurted on this divine comedy that ruined childhood."

"-thieves, pay attention to me. Why is it that prostitutes, thieves, are always at the very edge of society, the lowest level that everyone shouts and beats? Because we have no organization, second, we have no constitution, and third, we don't understand unity! Just look at today's meeting, the old man who guards the door can't even do a good job of identity authentication, and he will be lame if he is fooled. What does this mean? This shows that we are completely scattered!" As a person who was completely lively, Yang Qi spoke with a sense of confidence that made Wu Zhengfeng stunned: "So, from today. We're going to change that completely!"

Smack. Yang Qi slapped the brick wall. As a blackboard, the education mode is opened: "Communication, collaboration, transcendence, the theme of the first World Congress of Prostitutes is set on these three words!"

[Didn't we negotiate to catch the thieves, why did you go to educate and strengthen them?!]

Under the leadership of Jia Tengying, the Hand of God, the conference was carried out in an orderly, efficient and orderly manner.

The first topic of the conference: communication.

When it comes to communication, prostitutes do have a natural advantage. Think about the "hot-blooded" scene in the college male voice dormitory when they say that they help each other when they say copy, and then think about the "passionate" years when they and their colleagues blush at the wine table after work and brag about each other's long and short times, man. The persistence in something will be beyond a woman's imagination.

Usually, there is nowhere to brag about these experiences, but anyone who dares to leak a little bit in front of a righteous gentleman can be hunted down for 300 miles. And now, a group of like-minded people get together, it's like opening a yellow picture group with no harmony and no network police, which is called a shuangshuang. As soon as you open the bragging box, these more than 100 prostitute thieves simply can't stop eating Xuanmai.

The content of communication is everywhere and there are no surprises.

Start with the most basic personal experience and experience, and talk endlessly.

up to high-end expertise and industry standards. Endless gushing, incessantly talking.

"Next topic: about deception...... Let's go it, let's ...... it."

"Next topic: about running away...... Let's go it, let's ...... it."

"Next topic: about contraception...... Let's go it, let's ...... it."

"Next topic: about getting out...... Let's go it, let's ...... it."

"Next topic: about enhancing yourself and creating the perfect experience...... Let's go it, let's ...... it."

I don't know if any of you who are reading a book have ever seen the scene of the reservoir being discharged. Anyway, now more than a hundred lewd thieves are gathered together, and it's like opening the floodgates, poof~~~ keeps squirting out. In Wu Zhengfeng's view, the endless unbearable notes are simply like a torrent of Xiang, inexplicably shocking, and super rancid.

Of course, the obsessive and the forcible people show their differences from each other all the time throughout the communication process. For example, on the other hand, people who are obsessed don't care about running away (because they weren't kidnapped by force), but they care about getting out (because it's easy to get caught up with women), and they don't need to worry about seduction (because they're very good at it), but they are very concerned about contraception (because they're unusually afraid of trouble). The shaking paper fan of An'erlesao bag said that my brother never worries about having no women around him, and what my brother is worried about is how to make no women around him - and then go to find the next woman.

In this era, it is completely an adulterer, and everyone is punished. But in fact, this type of man is not uncommon in modern society. One is not for the purpose of getting married, and the other is falling in love everywhere, this is the legendary hooligan. For those of you who are playing hooligans and want to be hooligans, you might as well travel here and participate in this hot prostitution.

The forcible faction, on the other hand, is completely reversed, and pursues the principle of grabbing it and running away after it is finished, and does not care about contraception or anything like that. There are also a few guys who said that if the mother-in-law resists ruthlessly, she will beat her life, and it doesn't matter if she doesn't follow it. This kind of statement was strongly resisted and greatly dissatisfied by the fansitization faction represented by An Erle.

This kind also belongs to the type that makes people kill on the spot without being wronged in modern times. So Wu Zhengfeng immediately received Yang Qi's eye signal, although she only glanced at each other, but she instantly understood what Yang Qi meant: remember who it is first, and you will be killed when you turn around.

It was this glance that calmed Wu Jiaoniang's irritable heart, letting her know that someone had not forgotten her identity, and that someone was still measured—uh, was it really measured? Why couldn't she help but start doubting it so soon!

"Aha!" Looking at Yang Qi, who was getting carried away among the thieves, Wu Zhengfeng's eyebrows jumped: Not to mention anything else, at the level of this woman dressed as a man, it was really shocking in the details. Look at the expression that all men understand, and only the prostitute can only do when they meet with their friends - this smirk, even the actress can't act, it's almost absolute ironclad proof of being a man!

Wu Jianniang asked herself: If she didn't know Yang Qi's identity, if she hadn't taken a bath in Tianchi together, she would definitely think that the other party was originally a man! ）

Wu Jianniang couldn't help but think: If the future of the country is successful and her name is left in history, what will be written in the history books?" Spend quality time with more than 100 flower thieves"? That's definitely a stain that won't be erased for thousands of years! This thing cannot be known, absolutely not known!

At least I can't let people know that I am Tianshan Tong Grandma Wu Zhengfeng, or that she is a peach blossom thief who has no one in the world. Call...... The decision to put on a mask and change into a costume before going out was so wise and correct.

Looking at the hot crowd erupting with filthy information, Wu Zhengfeng decided not to get close. And the secret transmission cannot be guaranteed when the sound is transmitted from person to person, so the matter of squeezing people can only be handed over to the low-level people to do. "Sanmiao, you go and persuade her to be normal. Don't be too crazy. Sanmiao—huh?"

As soon as she turned around, Xiao Lori found that the position where there should be someone next to her was empty at this time. Looking back again, Mrs. Sanmiao actually blended into the crowd in an instant, and the discussion was full of excitement and joy, and she soon received a lot of skirt ministers, and her popularity soared for a while.

"These two guys ——!" When Xiao Loli gritted her teeth angrily, Yang Qi had already clapped her hands and pushed the conference into the second stage: "Sure enough, there is a lot of strength in numbers, and everyone communicates with each other, and they all gain immediately." Today's experience of communication is compiled. In the future, everyone will have a copy. Then, on to the second item of the conference - collaboration!

Collaboration. Under the great guidance of Mr. Jia Tengying, President of the General Assembly, the central idea of this item was quickly clarified.

Nowadays, the country is in turmoil, the society is unstable, the Mongols invaded the south, the Southern Song Dynasty is dead, the people are displaced, and Qiang Liang sings happily every night - but except for the "night and night songs" that are more desirable, other things about our prostitution and thieves. What I Jia Tengying wants to say is: Now that the law and order are so poor, there must be more than 100 thieves in the world, not just more than 100 people who attended the meeting. As a member of the "big one" of the world's prostitutes, what we have to do is to punish the past and the future, and pioneer and innovate.

Today, we must set the constitution of the organization, and develop all the thieves in the world into our members, so that we can truly develop and grow as an independent force!

The first is to come up with a name for the organization.

After the proposal of Jia Tengying, the chairman of the conference, and the votes of all the members present, the names of the "Caihuatang", "Baihuage" and "Zhehualou" were finally killed, and the name of the organization was set as the "United Front of the Prostitutes". At this moment, a full sense of unity and a sense of mission to move forward came to my face, and my ears seemed to be reminded of the theme song of "The Times is Calling".

Then it is to determine the constitution of the organization.

There are no rules, there are no rules. Under the supreme instruction of Jia Tengying, chairman of the conference, all the delegates at the meeting agreed to announce various rules such as seven disciplines, five doctrines, two represents, four safeguards, seven abilities, seven nos, nine honors and nine shames, and so on. After these rules were determined, the united front of the prostitutes, as a force with the power of action, began to appear on the stage of history.

This was followed by honorary titles.

Jia Tengying, the Hand of God, pointed out that without a title, there is no motivation. In order to motivate the members of the united front to work hard and not be afraid of sacrifice, four major palace-level honorary titles of "East Color, West West, Yellow South, Lewd and North Slut" were specially established, and the title of "Little Lewd Worm" was set up as a special contribution award.

Committee member Hu Shubao said: The title set up in the southeast and northwest is very similar to the title of the world's five unique titles, and he is afraid that he will be found to smash the field.

Chairman Jia Tengying said: No matter if they go to the ball, the four directions of the southeast, northwest and northwest are not contracted by them, we call ours, and they think that the name of the shirt can be changed. Moreover, if they don't hit their shirts, won't they come to smash the field? Do their own thing, what should they do?

Committee member An Erle said: No matter what Hu Shubao says, I will definitely oppose it anyway, since I oppose Hu Shubao, then I will support Jia Tengying!

In short, the matter of the final honorary title is decided. Moreover, Chairman Jia said that the so-called princely generals have a kind of Xiangning, and as the most powerful group in the world, our united front must put an end to bureaucracy. These honorary titles are evaluated every year and updated in rapid rotation. So, as long as you work hard, teenager, you can be a winner too!

This provision was unanimously praised by the vast majority of the participants, and immediately became a resolution of the General Assembly.

Chairman Jia Tengying also said that on top of these honorary titles, the highest honorary title was also designed, which is held every five years. Only those who have made the greatest contribution to the united front, have the highest popularity, and achieved the highest achievements in the past five years can be elected. The title is called "Winners of"! All winners of will be recorded and left in history, so. Teenagers. Hold your dreams to develop your downline and grow your organization!

"Whew——!"

In the midst of cheers. Wu Zhengfeng began to understand Yang Qi's intentions a little.

If you think about it carefully, it is true that the thief is actually a very grassroots, but it is also a force with strong vitality. This kind of person is inexhaustible. Blindly beating and killing may not be able to control this group of flood beasts, but if you put one?? If you tie a rein to your head, it will be more beneficial to women in the world.

Those rules are a few rules, although it seems that there is nothing wrong with them for the time being. But she believes that Yang Qi's move must be useful. At least, looking at the more than 100 lewd thieves in this hall, the right to speak and the direction of the entire conference have been almost completely manipulated by "Jia Tengying" alone.

If so far, Wu Jianniang only had a vague premonition, then since she entered the next topic, she has become more and more determined in her thoughts.

"Then, move on to the next topic!" Yang Qi said happily: "I mention yì, draw a map of the world's beauties, and summarize and distribute the list of strange beauties in the world!"

"Whew——!" "Well said!" "That's a good idea!" "I've been looking forward to such a thing for a long time!" And then. With the collective efforts of more than a hundred thieves, Wu Zhengfeng saw how terrifying the ingenuity and initiative of men burst out under the impetus of some instinct.

The speed and efficiency of its information communication. In a world where word of mouth can only be heard, it can be called a miracle.

All over the world, where the girl has white skin, where the girl has a delicate voice, where the girl has a soft waist, where the girl is easy to push down, these information quickly formed a huge information base, and one by one recorded. Someone found a map of the Central Plains, and quickly sketched the region on this map, marked the famous Qinlou Chu Pavilion, and wrote down consumption impressions.

And some talented women, tiger girls, and strange women have been turned out. The accuracy of the information surprised Wu Zhengfeng.

"Jiangnan red card Du half makeup, red through half the sky, it is said that the piano, chess, calligraphy and painting are proficient, and he is on this list. ”

"Putian Meiji Chu Yunluo, good at singing, dancing and poetry, and her talent is not inferior to that of ancient talented women, and she is also on this list. ”

"The two little ladies brought by the Eagle Master seem to be good, and if you take off the veil, you may be able to make the list. ”

"Hey, this is enviable! Lord Eagle can be regarded as a winner of lewd students, right?"

The title of Yang Qi by the thieves has changed from "you kid" to "Eagle Master......

"By the way, don't just talk about the people's girls, let's also talk about the women of the rivers and lakes. ”

"If you talk about women in the rivers and lakes, you will naturally recommend the little dragon girl of the living dead in Nanshan. It is said that the little dragon girl is beautiful and has a good appearance, although she is a little old, she still looks like a good girl, Yang Guo, that guy is really a good life!"

"Little Dragon Girl or something is too young, I like to be more mature - it's better to be Huang Rong. ”

"Huang Rong?!How old is she!"

"But I like it~heyhehehe~~ hiss! (snort)"

"Don't worry about this pervert, he's famous for being middle-aged and elderly, let's talk about young girls. It is said that a white-haired witch has recently appeared in the Western Regions, she seems to be very amazing, she is beautiful and spicy enough, and she has a very good appetite for me!"

"There are a lot of beauties in the Western Regions, by the way, it is rumored that there are immortal fairies on the Tianshan Mountains, I don't know if it's true or not, I might as well find out and make some contributions to the united front!"

Wu Zhengfeng frowned when he heard this, these lewd thieves are so well-informed, sure enough, there is no impermeable wall in the world, it seems that it is impossible for these people to hide their intentions for too long, they must prepare quickly, accumulate strength quickly, and pave the road quickly. And what is indispensable for this qiē is the Northern Shengong.

Can you use the thief's intelligence network to find a light?

No, it's impossible, these people only pay attention to the big girl and the little daughter-in-law, how can they pay attention to the whereabouts of an old monk. It seems that we can only start with the keyword "beauty".

"By the way," Chairman Jia Tengying asked, "I heard that there is a little girl named Guo Xiang in the Central Plains, a little beauty with thorns, and she wants to play with her, who of you knows where she is?"

"Guo Xiang, Guo Erniang?" An Erle immediately gave Yang Qi a thumbs up when he heard this: "So bold, even Guo Juxia's second girl dares to touch it, brother, I support you!" He thought for a while and said: "Speaking of Guo Ergirl, she has been looking for Yang Guo, the Condor Hero, on the rivers and lakes, and she has been looking for it for a while. Originally, his whereabouts were uncertain, but since the destruction of a group of thieves in Heilongzhai last year, the prestige of the rivers and lakes has risen sharply, and the traces have become much clearer. I saw Miss Guo Er from afar in Jialing the month before last, huhu, what a little beauty!"

"And where is she now?"

"Do you really want to go?" In today's rivers and lakes, Guo Jing's name is in full swing, and he is almost the leading big brother in the entire rivers and lakes. The second girl who dared to touch him, this is really not an ordinary death. Just said that Xiaolongnu and Huang Rong are like each other, but they are just a group of dicks in YY. If someone really went to Guo Xiang to "play", it instantly made people awe-inspired. "Guo Xiang left Xiangyang a few days ago and went north to Henan, probably to Songshan. ”

Songshan?Shaolin Temple?Yang Qi squeezed his eyes at Wu Zhengfeng-key information, get!

Then she raised her hands and pressed the crowd: "Okay, okay, the world's beauty atlas and the list of strange beauties can't be summarized for a while, and I'll talk about it later." Now, for the fourth item of the General Assembly - Beyond!"

"Transcendence?" everyone was puzzled: "How to transcend?"

"Lewd thieves, not just for the sake of coolness, but also to surpass the past self, become higher and faster...... Uh, slower...... It's not right, it's more durable, and stronger! And if you want to be relaxed and happy, and you want to improve yourself, the key lies in this--"Bang, she slapped the wall behind her like a head teacher, and wrote four big words: "Shuang, Xiu, Gong, Fa!"

All the thieves were instantly excited, and even couldn't help themselves. can also soak girls, and improve skills, such a good thing can really be done?

"So, we have to work together to get the best double cultivation method. We must not forget that we must represent the fundamental interests of the broadest masses of prostitutes, as we reject self-cherishing and mountaineering. Everyone can double cultivate, everyone knows how to practice, and say goodbye to 'soft' and 'weak'!"

"Whew——————!!"

"Whoever has a double-cultivation method, contribute it immediately!Or whoever has a relevant clue, let's get it together!"

"Whew——————!!!!"

"I do know one, which is said to be the world's first mining method, called 'Three Peaks Mining Tactics'. Hu Shubao spoke: "That sect is still a famous and decent family, but what it does is a reluctant thing. On the surface, it is bright and bright, and it denounces us as evil demons, but in fact, the women who play with us are no less than us. We play according to the cool, they play according to the death. You may already know about this. ”

"In this way, I have also heard of it...... "Since entering Shu, I have also heard of ......" "I didn't expect it to be true, what a fucking ......" "Being a bitch and setting up an archway again, ...... cheaper than us" "There is also the strongest double cultivation method, which is really enviable, jealous and hat......eful" In everyone's discussion and help, a certain sect instantly became the public enemy of the entire united front.

The Chairman of the Hand of God immediately complied with the will of the people and asked, "Where is that sect?"

"The southern branch of Taoism, the true biography of Ziyang, the true school of enlightenment. Hu Shubao paused word by word: "According to this, it is not far away, it is in Qingcheng Mountain." ”

The Chairman of the Hand of God immediately decided: "Okay, let's go today - explore Qingcheng Mountain at night!" (to be continued......)

ps: Why did "Jia Junpeng" always flash in my mind when I wrote Jia Tengying? Is it because I have watched too much "The Legend of Brother Chun"? It seems that I still have too much respect for Teacher Ying, and I should make up for Teacher Ying's teaching video, Amitabha...... R1292