I said, you are a group of flower thieves, do you still learn from Guo Jing to make heroes?!

In addition, a group of flower pickers also need to hold a conference, organize scheduling, and formulate several five-year plans?!

How should I complain about it, my soul is light, look left and right, even Wu Jianniang and the low-level people are stunned! No wonder the old man just now asked "Why did you bring a woman here", co-authoring is such a situation, so it is indeed too weird to bring a woman - old Chinese medicine doctor, sister blames you.

"Hey, do you hear it, hurry up and report your name!" The two gentlemen spoke again, and said impatiently: "Are you the 'Holy Hand of Gynecology'? You can't be a thief who wants to blend in, right?"

No, no, no, no matter how reasonable your tone and eyes are, but if you are a "thief", you are all a hundred and ten cows, ghosts, snakes, and gods in the yard, and they are all lewd "thieves"!

But—whoosh, Yang Qi instantly recovered from his state of shock. Not only was it restored, but a scorching light suddenly bloomed in his eyes, making Wu Zhengfeng suddenly secretly say that it was not good-that's right, the crazy mode is on!

Originally, I wasn't very motivated, but now I really want to participate! It's like there is a certain group, and it turns out that more than 100 people in the group are Huang Tuge, all of whom have 40g seeds, as a dead house, how can this kind of group not be added?

Please join the group!

But before adding the group, there are two more tubes to verify, which is really annoying......

["I'm afraid you don't know my name when it comes out, but when it comes to the 'Holy Hand of Gynecology'-" With both hands wiping her hair, Yang Qi grinned, and her teeth flashed: "I am a well-deserved expert. ”

"Hmph. Everybody can talk. But an unknown person is not very capable of it. How can you participate in today's pledge meeting?"

"If you haven't heard of it, you can conclude that I don't have the ability?Also, who are you, if you want to talk about unknown people, what qualifications do you have to point fingers at others?" Yang Qi stretched out his hand and pushed: "Go away for Lao Tzu!"

In the face of this push of fine skin and tender flesh, Hum Ha Er was angry and dantian, puffed up his chest, his eyes were wide-eyed, and his horse was stable, as if he wanted to use his body to cast a great wall of flesh and blood to block a suspicious character who was not qualified - and then under the irresistible huge force and internal force, he simply rolled into the door with a neat grunt.

The person in charge of verification was finally settled, but Wu Jianniang planned to transmit the voice: I said. Let's not go in, right? The three women wandered around the place where the thieves were gathered, and they still had too many toothaches.

"I said ......"

When Wu Jianniang was about to speak, Yang Qi had already walked in excitedly, and a person greeted her: "Wonderful, wonderful, wonderful! This son said it well, how tiring is it to be famous in life, and it depends on who has high skills." Not to mention such a magnificent appearance, just because this son dares and can bring two beautiful relatives here, this courage and ability are definitely not ordinary people!"

With a snap, one of the two generals, who had rolled through the door, fell to the man's feet. The man was a young man. is about the same height as Yang Qi, and the whole person is easy to describe - full of sassy bags. He looks very handsome. But there is always a full sense of slutty between the eyebrows. A gorgeous costume is also a jade tree in the wind, but whether it is the jade wrench finger on the finger or the origami fan gently shaken, there is a nouveau riche flavor.

He stepped over the general, walked up with a warm face, and waved his hand at Yang Qi with a sour Confucian style: "This brother, I was still thinking about the lack of wonderful people in the group of heroes just now, and I still feel sorry in my heart." But Brother Tai came immediately, it was really full of color, and it was gratifying!" He glanced at the two girls with a pair of peach blossom eyes, a kind of occupational disease-like proficiency, and at the same time introduced himself: "Under the surname An, the single name is a constant word, and the word Erle." ”

"Oh——!" Yang Qi immediately looked conscious, stretched out his hand to point at him, nodded with a subtle expression, and dragged his long voice slightly: "You are An Erle...... Look up for a long time!"

"Childe has heard of it?" This handsome guy immediately became happy: "Haha, I am loved by friends in the rivers and lakes, and I have the name of 'Seven Degrees of Langjun', and I feel that I am also a suave character, but compared with Childe's demeanor, I am very ashamed haha!"

"Seven, seven degrees Langjun ......" poof, Yang Qi couldn't stand it and almost laughed. But Wu Zhengfeng frowned, and immediately transmitted the message to Yang Qi. She and Mrs. Sanmiao both wore veils, and others couldn't see her lips: "'Qidu Langjun' is a flower thief who has recently become famous, and he is very famous in Jiangsu and Zhejiang. This time I went down the mountain, I wanted to clean him up with him, but I didn't expect to meet it here, but it didn't take any effort to come. ”

A housemaid in the Tianshan Mountains has heard of it, and it seems that the name of this aunt's towel is indeed very loud. But—Is it really good to talk about such a strict topic now?The name is really a variety of connotations, poof, puff, let me laugh for a while!

"Hmph, your little white face usually doesn't have a few words of truth in his mouth, but this time it's a good one. A rough voice came, and I saw a big man standing where another general fell. The big man was easy to describe—he was almost a bear! He wasn't too tall, but he was very strong. Beneath the dark skin, the muscles are packed together like chocolate of various shapes. With a beard like a broom and chest hair like a forest, this guy walks with a "knock knock" sound effect, and he just walks over like this knock knock all the way.

hissed, his nose twitched, and then his eyes emitted a light like a beast: "The smell of beauty, it is indeed the smell of beauty! The smell of beauty is different from that of a laywoman, these two little girls - hiss!" He took a long breath like a cigarette, and then slowly exhaled it: "Yes, taste, Tao." ”

He had a fierce face and terrifying bull's eyes, and if he stared at him so fiercely, ten out of ten girls would be frightened. But this time he was completely frustrated, and Xiao Lori was not only not afraid, but stared back with a certain sense of oppression, which made him inexplicably a little frightened. Look at the eldest sister again, I'll go, she didn't talk about dodging, she just looked him up and down with a pair of wonderful eyes, as if she was looking at a pig.

"These two girls are definitely not ordinary, just by virtue of this, this group of males will be indispensable to you!" Da Xiong hugged his fist at Yang Qi. The voice was like Hong Zhongdao: "Lao Tzu's surname is Hu." Because of his admiration for Qin Qiong of the Sui and Tang Dynasties. So I named myself Hu Qiong, the word Uncle Bao!"

"Uncle Hu...... It turns out that Hu Shubao is you......" Yang Qi patted Da Xiong's shoulder: "I've been looking up for a long time, to tell you the truth, I've been looking up for a long time." ”

Looking at the two people in front of me, looking at these two aunt towels, the mood is too complicated.

An Erle, look at the breath of the bag, and then look at the handsome face, it is completely girly. Night-time care with no leakage in all directions. And Hu Shubao is simply the kind of thing that boys use as insoles to absorb foot sweat during military training for college students, look at this fat physique, the amount of blood sucking is absolutely super-large, and it is properly designed for the level of the royal sister and above.

Such a scene really makes people don't know what to say...... Anyway, how can I look directly at the two fetishities in the supermarket in the future!

"Come on, come on, come with me, fellow people in the rivers and lakes will welcome the arrival of Gongzi. ”

"Nonsense, of course the real man is coming with me. It's not good to mix with a grinder-and-chirp guy like you, so you're going to come with me!"

Right in front of Yang Qi. The two aunt towels didn't even bother to ask Yang Qi's name, just like the drivers who pulled business in the bus terminal more than ten years ago. Look at the momentum. It is no less than the strength to attract talents when the two countries are fighting. It seems that where there are people, there are rivers and lakes, even if they are all lewd thieves, there are differences between each other.

"Coming with you?" An Erle snorted coldly: "Open your eyes wide, look at the style of this son, and then look at the two beautiful girls who are desperately with each other, they must be the ones in my generation." Hmph, Uncle Hu, it's not that I look down on you, one of you crooked melons and cracked dates looks like a human? People and monsters, how can you be friends?"

"An Erle, don't be embarrassed!" Encountering the cynicism of the competitors, Hu Shubao was furious: "Just you soft eggs, what kind of face do you have to participate in this conference? Your name as a seven-degree Langjun sounds like seven degrees in one night, but can seven degrees together have three quarters of an hour? Lao Tzu once a night, once a night, once a night, where can the real masters go if they don't come to my side?"

"What are you talking bastard!" someone slammed a glass.

"We're assholes, but you're softasses!" someone smashed the bench.

In an instant, the conference, which was originally hotly discussed, was instantly divided into two distinct groups of scolding. If you look at it closely, these two groups of people have distinct characteristics. A group of people are represented by An Erle, and they all have a kind of coquettishness, and they are also a little handsome if they put on a serious face. And the other wave is a group of cows, ghosts, snakes, and gods, which have a bit of a feeling of incomplete evolution, and they are indeed not very decent.

It seems that between these two groups of people, you look down on me and I look down on you, and after fighting together, the love quickly intensified. It's like a watering can with a nozzle, and all kinds of tricks spray each other. And unlike ordinary trolls, these guys don't just talk, they also do it.

"Come on, today I will see your noodle grabber!" An Erle put on a posture, his index fingers showed out with both hands, and the strength of his fingertips loomed, obviously a brilliant kung fu.

"Hmph, your dim sum finger can only be used to make dim sum, just to let you know how weak you are!" Hu Shubao also instantly put his posture in place, his left hand was like a dragon's claw, and his right hand was a tiger's claw, and there was a faint layer of black qi running on his hands, and his kung fu was not low.

These two guys actually have more than 40 years of cultivation, and they are not weak hands in the rivers and lakes.

"Wait, wait, wait. Yang Qi immediately dissuaded: "I said, what are you fighting for?"

An Erle and Hu Shubao snorted coldly at each other and stopped one after another, and then said to Yang Qi in unison: "You say, are you a fan or a forcible faction?"

Obsessive?

This name is indeed very straightforward. Although there is no explanation, it can still be understood in seconds. The so-called fascination faction, I'm afraid it's like this An'erle, first fascinate the little girl and then start, pay attention to the mood. As for the forcible faction, as the name suggests, the overlord is the bow and pays attention to quick results. Sure enough, it is like a mountain across the line, and even the prostitutes have factional disputes.

But isn't it funny that a bunch of lewd thieves are fighting with the beggars' dirty clothes faction?

Poof, no, wait for me to laugh for a while!

"Brother Tai, are you obsessed or forced?"

"yes, give me the right word!"

"What ...... I" Yang Qi thought for a while and said firmly: "I basically still have to talk about some emotions." An Erle's face was happy, and Hu Shubao's face was slightly gloomy, they had already seen that Yang Qi was a master. Otherwise, it would not have spared no effort to win over.

"But ......" after self-reflection. Yang Qi found that it seemed that he really couldn't say that he was a fan. Think of the fox sisters. Look at Mrs. Sanmiao next to her—eh? There was a groping pig hand that grabbed Sanmiao's ass in a mess? Hmph, every one of her qiē belonged to me, and without my permission, there was a king and eight lambs who dared to touch it?

Click, Yang Qi reached out and grabbed the salty pig hand, and with a wave of one arm, he grabbed a person from the crowd. Whoosh, the guy was caught, and he screamed and volleyed in a half-circle. Then with a bang, Yang Qi smashed to the ground like a sandbag. The guy he is holding in his hand is not bad at martial arts, and he has more than 30 years of cultivation, but now how can he have the power to resist?

Yang Qi grabbed him by the collar and punched left and right, while not forgetting to answer:

"Occasionally—" Smack, the guy kept his panda eyes swollen.

"I'm—" Click, the guy flew out with a broken tooth.

"Use it—" Poof, the guy spurted out a mouthful of old blood.

"Violence—" Bang, the guy fell to the ground and couldn't get up again.

Call. Yang Qi exhaled, raised his head and said, "So I don't know if I'm a fan or a forcible faction—hmm? What's wrong with you?" Now they were all stunned and stared at this side.

Following their gaze, Yang Qi glanced at the unconscious guy in his hand. It was a middle-aged man dressed in gorgeous clothes, and he usually seemed to have some graceful demeanor, but now he was completely dizzy with rolling his eyes and foaming at the foam.

Yang Qi understood, the guy who was beaten has a special identity.

"Who's this bastard?"

"He ......" An Erle replied with a complicated expression: "He is the organizer and initiator of this oath meeting, known as the 'prostitute head in Sichuan' by the people of the rivers and lakes, and at the same time called 'intimate lover' by thousands of Qinglou women - Fu Yanjie." ”

The conference has not yet started, and the group leader has already been kozed.

"Pay ...... Yan Jie ......" Yang Qi was shocked by this name, and then slammed the group leader to the ground, and raised his voice: "So what? These two girls are my private property, dare to make a move on my private property, let alone Fu Yanjie, even Jie Er Yin Laozi can be beaten!" She strode forward, and everywhere she passed, the crowd parted the way, like a battleship splitting waves.

The so-called 'men conquer the world to conquer women, and women conquer men to conquer the world', reasoning can be proven, conquering women is equivalent to conquering men and the world! Therefore, the thieves are the rulers of the world and the main theme of society! We are gathered here for communication, cooperation, and ultimately transcendence. We don't need any promoters to come here for the same goal!"

As Yang Qi spoke, the thieves were stunned at first, then whispered to each other, and finally kept nodding their heads. "This guy is right, if Yan Jie dies, what should we do. "Indeed, Fu Yanjie, this old boy, is a hanger. "He's so active in recruiting us over doesn't necessarily have any ideas, it's better to throw them aside." ”

These words became more and more, and An Erle looked left and right at the hearts of the people, and immediately shouted: "The conference must have a principal, and neither I nor Lao Xiong will accept anyone." So, this son, why don't you preside over this oath meeting?"

"That's okay!" Yang Qi didn't know what humility was at all, and she wouldn't say anything like "The kid is not well-known enough to take on a big job, and he asks the seniors to call the shots", she didn't even care what An'er Le was doing so much, she just waved her hand majestically: "Then I announce that the first World Congress of Prostitutes - now, here, open, beginning!"

"Whew——!" All the old men began to cheer, and as for poor Fu Yanjie, no one paid attention to it.

"Uh," Yang Qi scratched his head and asked, "By the way, do you want to worship God or something?" "The rules of the road are to worship God, even the guys in Steel Testicle City have to worship the Angel of Gunfire, and the domestic ones even worship Guan Erye.

But the question is, who does the thief worship?

Guan Erye: It's not quite the right way, right?

"Worship, worship, of course!" In the midst of the clamor of many people, all the thieves straightened up their faces and stood with their hands bowed to the south, as if they really wanted to worship God. "Come on, come on, worship the second master!"

Second Master? Do you really worship Second Master Guan? If Elder Brother Yun knew that he was regarded as a protective god by a group of lewd thieves, wouldn't he be angry and manifest himself to come and slash you to death! But Yang Qi soon discovered that the Second Master they worshipped was not the Second Master. An Erle led everyone to bow down together: "Worship Second Master Duan!"

Second Master Duan???

All the thieves followed and bowed down together, and said sincerely: "Worship the ancestor: Duan's Zhennan Prince, may the second master bless the disciples and grandchildren, the peach blossoms are lucky, and there will be no wind immediately!"

Duan's Zhennan Wangye...... Wait, isn't that Duan Zhengchun, Duan Yu's happy father, it turned out to be this second master! However, if you think about it carefully, it is a man who gave birth to almost all the heroines in the entire book. The crane in the clouds or something, although it is also very busy, but regardless of the quantity and quality of the success rate, I am afraid that it is far worse than Duan Zhengchun. The key is that Duan Zhengchun is still a prince after the romance, and he is a typical representative of being white even if he is not washed. Thinking about it this way, it is not incomprehensible that the thieves worship Duan Er Ye as their ancestor one after another.

"Why don't you worship?" someone found Yang Qi, who was completely unmoved.

"My instrument is not something that Duan Zhengchun and his ilk can measure. Yang Qi burst out with a monstrous momentum, and said in a determined tone like Luffy: "I want to become the only prostitute king in the world who has no resistance in the world!"

"Who the hell are you?"

"Okay, I've got it all figured out. "Gynecology Holy Hands?An Erle, Hu Shubao, Fu Yanjie?Hmph, just by such a name, do you want to dominate the world of prostitution and thieves, don't laugh at people! Say it and scare you to death, you all have a good experience, this is the real gynecological holy "hand"!

Whoosh, her index finger and middle finger together, slightly bent and pointed straight at the sky, as if holding a peerless sword. This gesture represents an era and a legend: "I am just-'Jia is not fake, white jade is a horse for Tang Jin; The jade dragon soared tens of thousands of miles, and the blue sky and white sun were an eagle's hand of God, Jia, Teng, and Eagle!"

King of Thieves, I'm Deserved!(To be continued......)

PS: It's much better today. I'm really a heavy taster, and I feel a lot more comfortable immediately after eating heavy food. I reviewed the natal fan today.,As a result, Gintama is seriously ill.,When I write, all that echoes in my mind is the voice of a natural volume.,The lower limit of the text was also instantly involuntarily lowered.,What's the break?R1292