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Hello everyone, my name is Li Zunbao, and I met my master, an old beggar, when I was 7 years old.

He held the Chrysanthemum Treasure Book, the Kidney Palm, and the Nine Yin Roasting Sutra in his hand, and said to me, "Boy, I see that you are amazed by your bones, you must be a martial arts wizard, and the important task of maintaining justice and peace in the universe will be handed over to you in the future! I have a few martial arts cheats here, as long as you give me the buns in your hand, I will teach you them all." ”

At that time, I was only to blame that I was too young to believe him, and completely ignored his eyes that had been hungry for seven days, and then when I thought of those eyes, I shivered with fear, and I always felt like a hungry wolf in the valley, with blue light.

Later I found out that the old beggar was a big liar, and had never taught me anything after teaching me a few tricks that I didn't have a name for. The old beggar heard that it was more promising to go up to the mountains to become a robber, so he took me and the other beggars to change careers.

As a result, after going up the mountain, everyone became poorer, and they couldn't even eat, and the old beggar didn't know how to shamelessly fool Wang Batian of the Black Dog Village, and got five loads of food, so that everyone could eat for a while.

One day we were eating pickles and steamed buns outside, and the old beggar hid in the house and ate chicken buttocks, but he was accidentally stuck in his throat by a bone, and after a while, he burped, and when he was dying, he did not forget to grab the belly pocket given by the widow of the king of the mountain.

Later, we had to bury the chicken butt and belly pocket with the old beggar on the hillside where wild dogs often appeared.

After the death of the old beggar, the next generation of village owners do not know who will be the owner.

I took out the chrysanthemum treasure book, the kidney palm, and the Nine Yin Roast Sutra that the old beggar gave me back then, and said to the other beggars: "I see that you are all astonished bones, you must be a martial arts wizard, and the important task of maintaining justice and peace in the universe in the future will be ours, as long as you choose me as the boss, I will teach you everything." ”

As for whether they dare to jump down from the top of the mountain to practice the palm of the kidney, take a stick as thick as a tree to practice the chrysanthemum treasure book, put their hands in the fire to practice the Nine Yin Roasting Sutra, it is their business, anyway, I didn't fall for the old beggar back then, which is why the old beggar kept praising me for being extremely smart.

As a result, I succeeded in becoming a new generation of village owners.

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"Boss, the people in the black dog village next to me arrested the second master, saying that if you don't pay back the money, the second master will be sold to the city as a duck!"

A man climbed into the cottage and shouted.

The cottage was instantly chaotic, and many people who had a good relationship with the second master also gathered around.

"The second boss has been arrested?" a guy with a tattoo on his face walked over.

"He owes me an egg!" said a robber who was bald in the middle and had hair on either side.

A handsome young man lying on the haystack opened his eyes, looked at the skinny and dirty man in front of him, sat up, waved his hand and said domineeringly: "Everyone~ Don't make noise!"

Suddenly, the robbers around him fell silent, and looked at the big boss with blank eyes.

Li Zunbao stood up and said, "Blind man! Are you sure that the second master has been arrested." ”

The blind man wept and said, " I'm sure the second master was arrested, this morning, the second boss called me, together I went down the mountain to find food, but I didn't take two steps to meet the people of the black dog village, the people of the black dog village held two fat chickens in their hands, the two masters wanted to grab it, people must not do it, and the result was a fight, the second master had beaten the people of the black dog village, and then the owner of the black dog village Wang Batian suddenly appeared, kicked the two masters down, and then arrested the two masters, Wang Batian asked me to come back and pass a word, so that our cottage also owed 5 tons of grain last year, and 20 tons of interest, otherwise the two masters will be sold to Qingshan Town as ducks。 ”

"How can this be, let the black dog village take it, but it's troublesome," said a little pigtailed robber.

"I heard that the king of the black dog village eats people's heads, will the second master be eaten?" said the robber who was bald in the middle and had hair on both sides.

Li Zunbao pouted and shouted: "Everyone~ quiet." A long time ago, when the second master was a child, he dreamed of being a duck in the past, which can be regarded as following his wish for many years, but after all, he is the second master of our turtle village, if he goes to be a duck, what face will our turtle village have to stay in this Qingshan Ridge! So I decided to save him!"

After listening to the surrounding brothers, they sighed for a while, and looked at the big boss Li Zunbao, there are only dozens of people in his cottage, and there are hundreds of people in the black dog village, and the owner of the village, Wang Batian, is still a person who practices martial arts.

Li Zunbao stood up after hearing this, and said righteously: "Don't worry, brothers, the second master has worked hard for our turtle village for so many years, as the boss, I will definitely go to the soup for everyone, what should you be busy with, I will go to the black dog village to lead people myself", after speaking, he took the dog beating stick that the old village owner found out of his house after his death, and walked out of the turtle village with his head held high.

After the blind man and everyone listened, they all said that it was really wise to let Li Zunbao be the owner of the village, and he would go to the bottom of the mountain tomorrow to steal a little hen, cut off the butt of the chicken and worship the dead old owner of the village.

The blind man's eyes were full of tears, and he said to everyone in a twisted manner: "What the big boss said is so good, I really didn't choose the wrong person!"

"Yes, yes, the big boss is great! it's a model boss of our cottage!" the other robbers shouted with emotion.

The blind man continued to shout: "Boss~People are going to give you a monkey~!"

The mute danced next to him and looked like an orangutan, twisting his buttocks, and screaming "Ang~Ang~".

After hearing this, Li Zunbao hurriedly smiled, waved his hand, and walked out of the cottage.

"Alright, I'll go, you guys go back. Li Zunbao stood at the gate of the village, looking at the tattered appearance of the turtle village, without any nostalgia, waved his hand, and walked down the mountain.

Li Zunbao thought to himself at this time, "Nima~! I offended the black dog village, and I said that twenty loads of grain, even one load of grain can't be taken out now! When the time comes, the black dog village will come to the door and take me with a gun!"

When the blind man saw the big boss walking down the mountain, he was stunned for a moment, pointed in the opposite direction of Li Zunbao, and hurriedly shouted: "Boss, you are going the other way, this is the black dog village." ”

When Li Zunbao heard this, he spread his feet and ran down the mountain.

The pigtailed robber said on Friday: "The big boss, it can't be a runaway, right?"

The robber, who was bald in the middle and had hair on both sides, asked the blind man with doubts on his face, "Blind man, will the big boss run away?"

The blind man looked at Friday with a serious face, "You idiots, the big boss will definitely not run away!"

"Why?"

The blind man said shyly: "Because people are still in the cottage, the big boss must be reluctant~"

"Gott~"

"Gott~"

“......”

Li Zunbao ran down the mountain in embarrassment, looked at Qingshan Town in the distance, and said: "As long as we get to Qingshan Town, we will be safe, with our current ability, we can do well if we find an errand!"

Suddenly, a team of people came and went, led by the black dog Wang Batian.

When Wang Batian saw that it was Li Zunbao, he shouted: "Master Li Zhai, where are you going? Your second leader is still on our mountain!"

Li Zunbao hurriedly smiled and said, "Didn't I want to go to the Black Dog Village to visit you, but I always felt that I couldn't be empty-handed, so I planned to go to Qingshan Town to buy something and then go to the Black Dog Village." ”

Wang Batian raised his head and laughed, and then said with a serious face: "I, Wang Batian, never care about that little thing, you just follow us and go back to the Black Dog Village directly, I have something to say to you." ”

Li Zunbao just wanted to say something, but a few bald men next to him touched the sticks with thick arms, smiled lewdly and walked over.

Li Zunbao hurriedly said: "Brother Wang, it is really a hero, and the younger brother will follow the eldest brother up the mountain." ”

In the hall of the Black Dog Village, Wang Batian sat in the middle of the house, and on both sides sat the second, third, and fourth masters of the Black Dog Village, and Li Zunbao stood among them.

Wang Batian sat on a tiger skin stool and stared at Li Zunbao without speaking.

stared at Li Zunbao in a cold sweat.

Li Zunbao pretended to stammer, "Hehe, Brother Wang, the younger brother heard that the second head of our family came to your visit, I came here to ask him when he would go back, and the brothers in the village miss him very much." ”

Wang Batian's face was angry, "I'm too lazy to talk nonsense with you, we robbed a grain team last year, and the 5 loads of grain borrowed by your old village owner have not been returned yet, and I won't bully you, 100 yuan for a load of grain, and 2,000 yuan with interest, when will I pay it back?"

After hearing this, Li Zunbao hurriedly said, "It's going to be back in the next few days, can you let our second master go first." ”

Zhao Tong, the second master of the black dog village next to him, laughed: "Haha, just your broken village, if you go into a mouse, you have to be eaten, it's not that I said you, Li Zunbao, you have lowered my black dog village, and I guarantee that you will live better than now." ”

The robbers of the black dog village next to him laughed after hearing this.

Li Zunbao also smiled embarrassedly, "Isn't it that I haven't met a fat sheep recently, I promise to send you the money within three days, and let our second master go." ”

Hongling, the third leader of the Black Dog Village, covered her mouth with her hand and said, "Roar~ Just your broken cottage, all of them have been scavenged, not to mention two thousand dollars, not ten dollars." Look at your fine skin and tender meat, I like it very much, and I got it with my sister~!

Li Zunbao looked at the bewitching appearance of the three masters of the black dog village, trembling all over, and thought, "I don't know how a woman became the third leader in this robber's den, but I heard that this woman loves to drink human blood, and it must not be a good thing, so it is better to make less trouble." ”

At this time, Wang Batian spoke, "Li Zunbao, it's okay to let your second boss go, and you don't have to pay back the money, I still have to give you a way to make money, how about it?"

Li Zunbao sighed in his heart, this weasel gave the chicken a New Year's greeting, and he definitely didn't have any good intentions.

Li Zunbao thought to himself, "How can there be such a good thing in the world, give me a way to make a fortune, won't you give me a ghost road!" But after thinking about it, only by agreeing to him, can he let go of the second master, and he can also give everyone an explanation when he goes back to the cottage.

Li Zunbao hurriedly smiled and said, "Hahaha~!Thank you so much Brother Wang, can I ask Brother Wang what kind of wealth Brother Wang gave to the younger brother?"

Wang Batian smiled slightly, and said with bad intentions, "Tomorrow, Qingshanling will pass by a newly transferred mayor, I heard that this mayor used to be a big corrupt official, and this transfer brought a lot of money, you intercept him, your turtle village has been free of food and clothing in the past few years, you can still marry a few daughters-in-law and give birth to a few little turtles! Haha." ”

The robber next to him also started laughing.

Li Zunbao squinted his eyes and smiled, "Then thank you so much Brother Wang, if it is done, the younger brother will personally bring gifts to visit." "I thought in my heart, "Such a fat sheep, you can't even spit out the bones and scum if you don't eat it yourself, how can you be so kind to me, there is definitely a conspiracy, but I promised him first." ”

Wang Batian agreed directly when he saw Li Zunbao, and was slightly surprised, but then laughed and said, "Haha, what's this, we have been neighbors for so many years, come here, and let go of the second master of the turtle village." ”

After a while, the dirty second master was brought over, and when the second master saw Li Zunbao, his eyes were immediately full of tears, "Big boss!"

Li Zunbao pointed to the second master, and said angrily: "Shut up, you idiot, do you know how much danger I took to save you." ”

The second boss shed tears after listening to the grievances, and thought: "It's still the benevolence and righteousness of the big boss, there are so many people in the turtle village, only the big boss will save himself, and his life will be the big boss in the future." ”

After Li Zunbao finished scolding, he felt that he was almost time to leave, so he hurriedly bowed: "Brother Wang, I won't bother the little brother, I'll go back and arrange people now, and catch this fat sheep tomorrow!"

Wang Batian nodded and agreed.

Turning his head again, he looked at himself as the second head of his family, like a little daughter-in-law who had just been bullied.

Li Zunbao scolded: "Don't leave yet, wait for the New Year to eat dumplings!"

Li Zunbao and the second master hurriedly walked out of the turtle house.

Li Zunbao thought to himself, "If I hadn't been arrested myself, I would have been too lazy to save you." ”

Wang Batian looked at Li Zunbao's disappearing back and smiled coldly, "After tomorrow, there will be no more turtle villages in Qingshanling." ”

Hongling stretched out her tongue and licked her dagger, "Hehe, it's a pity, this young man with fine skin and tender meat, I plan to let him accompany me for a few days." ”

Zhao Tong sneered, "Roar~!, that young man has small arms and legs, you see your brother Zhao and me, I am strong, why don't I be your bedtime tonight?"

Hongling squinted at Zhao Tong's bulging muscles, "Hmph, forget it, you can't do it last time for only a few hours, who escaped with a bare ass." ”

Zhao Tong immediately glanced at his mouth and didn't dare to speak again, thinking: "Although it was cool last time, this girl drank half a bowl of her own blood, it's just too perverted." ”

The robbers around laughed.