"Hello everyone, I am Zhao Er, the second master of the turtle village, and my actor is Wu Meng... Reach.

My martial arts are among the best in the turtle village, except for the helper, I am the biggest, I am the most powerful, and I am the most handsome! Okay, although you don't admit it, the truth is always accompanied by controversy, right?

Since the death of the old gang leader, the days in the village are not as good as day by day, as the second master of the turtle village, I have the obligation to go down the mountain to find something to eat, but unfortunately I met the black dog village Wang Batian, was arrested, of course, for the safety of my own life, I even said what underwear the gang leader wears every day, but the gang leader does not seem to wear underwear.

I never expected that the helper would come to save me alone, and I swear that as long as the helper does something in the future, I will definitely support it!"

If the helper didn't hold a knife to my neck, I feel like I'd be more realistic!

---------------- the waves are surging, the cracks in the martial arts are changing, I still smile at the rivers and lakes, and it is still difficult to love through the ages-------------

Li Zunbao returned to the turtle village with the second master, and the robbers saw that the big boss had brought the second master back intact, and immediately surrounded him.

The blind man squeezed to the front, stretched out his thumb and shouted: "It's really worthy of being the boss, I went to the Black Dog Village single-handedly, not only unscathed, but also brought the second master back." ”

"yes, yes, sure enough, we were with the right person. The robber, bald in the middle and with hair on both sides, shouted excitedly.

Li Zunbao puffed up his chest and said proudly: "Hmph, what's this, I went to that station, Wang Batian obediently let people go, just a black dog village, in my magnificent life, not even a broken straw shoe." ”

The second master next to him whispered with a bitter face: "But the big boss, your broken straw shoes are broken and your toes are leaking." ”

Li Zunbao immediately pointed to the nose of the second master and scolded: "Shut up, you idiot, if it weren't for you, could I go to Black Dog Village?"

Li Zunbao directly took his fist and began to hammer the second master, and the second master hurriedly lay on the ground and struggled and shouted: "Don't fight, I know it's wrong!" and then hid in the crowd on his stomach.

Li Zunbao punched a few times, kicked a few times, clapped his hands, straightened his hair and continued: "Ahem, today, I have another good news to tell you, our Black Dog Village is about to make a fortune!"

As soon as he heard that there was good news about making a fortune, all the robbers gathered around, but Li Zunbao stopped and stared at everyone, just not saying what the good news was.

As soon as the blind man heard the good news, he immediately asked, "Great boss, what is the good news? ”

"Yes, the big boss is mysterious, our village, the poor are bare-assed, there is no need to hide it," said the pigtailed robber.

"Big boss, my pants were stolen in the morning, let's talk about it, make some money and buy a new pair of pants. A robber in underpants shouted.

Li Zunbao looked at everyone, smiled and said: "Everyone~Don't make noise~! Tomorrow there is a big fat sheep passing by our Qingshan Ridge, do you think it's good news?"

One day, the blind man immediately shouted: "I'll rub it!" This is definitely great news, we haven't met a fat sheep for half a year, and this time this fat sheep is fat. ”

Li Zunbao smiled, "If you want to say how fat this fat sheep is, do you know the girl in the Menghong Mansion in Qingshan Town?"

The blind man hurriedly accosted: "Big boss, that must know, that is the largest red mansion within a radius of 50 miles, especially the girl Meng Ziyan, the country is fragrant, versatile, and does not sell her body, the Oiran of the Dream Red Mansion." ”

As soon as the robbers heard the girl in Menghong Mansion in Qingshan Town, their eyes immediately flashed green, it was a famous Qinglou, and the girls in it were all big beauties, the most popular of which was Meng Ziyan, which was the Oiran of the entire Qingshan Town, but I heard that you only sell your art and don't sell your body, no matter how rich you are, you can't touch a toe of other girls.

Li Zunbao saw that the atmosphere was rendered poorly, and snorted: "If it happens this time, it will be enough for us to cool him in the Menghong Mansion in Qingshan Town for seven days and seven nights." ”

The robbers' eyes were glowing with blue light, and they shouted with saliva: "Wow~~ This is great!"

The robbers found the rescued second master on Friday with a sad face.

Friday hurriedly squeezed to the side of the second master, Zhao Er: "Hey, second master, why are you unhappy?"

Zhao Er looked at Friday and said with a bitter face: "Hey~ I always feel that this is a trap, first of all, how many officers and soldiers are around the fat sheep, we don't know yet, if you kill the official of the dynasty, the court will definitely not give up easily, and if you send officers and soldiers to encircle and suppress our turtle village, it will be a big trouble." ”

As soon as I heard it on Friday, on weekdays, the turtle village would rob a passing villager or something, and there are bodyguards around the officials, and their gang of robbers may not be enough for people to stuff their teeth.

Li Zunbao heard what Zhao Er said next to him, and immediately said: "Although there may be some dangers here, as long as we do it seamlessly, no one can say it." ”

When Zhao Er heard this, he hurriedly asked, "Big boss, have you come up with any good plans?"

Li Zunbao smiled slightly, and said to everyone: "Everyone listen to my arrangement, tomorrow we will take down this fat sheep without blood!"

When everyone heard that the big boss was full of confidence, they immediately cheered: "The big boss is mighty~!

Li Zunbao waved his hand and said: "Everyone~ quiet, tomorrow I, the second master, the blind man, and I will go to the bottom of the mountain to set up a tea stall on Friday, and when they drink the tea mixed with sweat medicine, everyone will hurry up to move things, the fat sheep, as soon as they tie it up, they will be thrown on the mountain, there is not much else on the mountain, there are wild wolves, even if they find it in a few days, they will be attacked and killed by wild beasts, and the court will not find us trouble." ”

When everyone heard this, they hurriedly laughed~~.

The next day, Li Zunbao arranged for Zhao Er, the blind man, and Friday to build a simple tea stall at the foot of the mountain, and Li Zunbao was the owner of the tea stall, and asked Zhao Er to drink tea simply at the tea stall, just wait for the fat sheep to arrive, and then let them drink the tea mixed with sweat medicine, and then tie people up and throw them to Qingshanling.

From morning to noon, the sun shone on the earth, and the temperature around him became higher and higher, and Li Zunbao drank several cups of tea, not quenching his thirst.

Li Zunbao looked at the scorching sun on his head, and scolded in his heart: "It's noon, why haven't you come yet, Wang Batian's dog, will you shake me?"

The blind man sweated profusely and reached out to get water from the bucket.

Suddenly, "Smack!" Zhao Er directly hit the blind man's hand with a stick.

The blind man was in pain, bared his teeth and shouted, "Second master, what are you doing here?"

Zhao Er scolded unhappily: "After you drink all the water in a while, how can you make fat sheep." ”

The blind man pursed his lips, pointed to the other two buckets full of water, and reluctantly said, "Aren't there several buckets of water?" ”

Zhao Eryi slapped the blind man on the head, "What are you bothering about, have you forgotten what the big boss said yesterday, those two buckets of water are mixed with sweat medicine, do you dare to drink it? Let me tell you, if you drink a bowl of that thing, you will not wake up for three days!"

The blind man quickly shut up, covered his head and sat back in his seat, "That... Then I won't drink, sleep for three days!You can't guarantee how to take advantage of others, hey~ This ghost weather, the heat is dead. ”

Suddenly, Friday noticed a figure at the end of the road.

Friday hurriedly pointed to the end of the mountain road and said excitedly: "Big boss!

Everyone hurriedly looked in the direction pointed by Friday, and sure enough, they saw a group of people walking in their direction.

There was a large red sedan chair on top of a carriage, and in it sat the newly appointed mayor Wu Tian, while a dozen people behind drove several carriages, which were filled with thick haystacks.

Wu Tian, the new mayor of the town, wiped his sweat profusely in the carriage, and asked the master sitting next to him impatiently, "Wang Fu, this is too hot, how long will it take to get to Qingshan Town?"

Wang Fu wiped the sweat from his forehead, licked his dry lips, and said with a smile: "My lord, there are still 3 hours to come." ”

"What? There are still 3 hours, and this broken car is going so slowly!"

Wu Tian shouted depressedly: "Mafu." Bring me water, I'm dying of thirst. ”

When the groom heard this, he hurriedly said, "My lord, you drank the last pot of water just now, and you are about to arrive in Qingshan Town, and we will have water to drink when we get to the town." ”

Wu Tianzhi threw the empty cup on the ground of the carriage, pointed at Wang Fu's nose, and scolded: "How can you be a master, you haven't drunk all the water in Qingshan Town, why haven't you prepared more." ”

Wang Fu smiled bitterly and hurriedly said: "Yes, yes, my lord, I will go to Qingshan Town soon, there is not only water to drink, but also beautiful women and wine. ”

After hearing this, Wu Tian relieved his anger a little, snorted and sat on the chair and looked out.

Wang Fu scolded in his heart, "You dog official, if you didn't put so much treasure and block it with haystacks, and you were reluctant to spend more money to get more cars to release water, how much water could everyone have on them." ”

Suddenly, the groom saw a tea stall on the road ahead, and several people were drinking tea there.

The groom suddenly said, "My lord, there is a tea stall in front, if you are thirsty, I will go and get you a bowl of water." ”

When Wu Tian heard that he was about to ask the groom to get a bowl of water, Wang Fu hurriedly came over and said, "My lord, let's be careful, Qingshan Town is not far away, we don't need to drink water here, let's settle down again when we get to Qingshan Town when it is safe." ”

Wu Tian thought about it, and the more than a dozen cars behind him were all gold and silver treasures that he had scavenged over the years, although they were covered with haystacks, and they couldn't be seen, but if the flaws were exposed, it was inevitable that some thieves would be worried.

Wu Tian licked his lips and nodded: "Forget it, ignore the tea stall and hurry over." ”

The groom licked his chapped lips and scolded in his heart, "You dog officer, our water has basically been drunk by you along the way, and this passing tea stall scares you like this." ”

Li Zunbao looked at the carriage that was getting closer and closer, and shouted in his heart, "Sell tea, there is sugar tea, clear tea, a big bowl of copper coins!"