Chapter 0: The Healing Teenager of the Buddha Series
"Grandma?" Xiao Wei looked at the relative who suddenly appeared, tilted his head and asked curiously.
Isn't he wearing it? How did this grandmother in front of him come out? What the hell is the setting, I don't believe that he can have such a young grandmother when he kills Xiao Wei.
"Hey!" unexpectedly, the girl agreed very happily.
Hey, your sister, this is a question sentence, not really asking you if you're okay!
Xiao Wei's thoughts were instantly messy. Seeing that she promised so happily, is it really true? However, this girl looks at herself with the wrong eyes, numb, is she really being tricked?
"Why are you so obedient today, just call me Yana. The girl added with a smile on her face.
"Damn. Xiao Wei was furious, he was really tricked.
I feel as if my brain has been left in the previous world, and my current self is indeed not too sensitive.
However, in his mind, he had no impression of this world that he had suddenly passed through, and such embarrassing things would definitely be indispensable in the future.
It is said that it is shameless to wear and a soul to be dead, Xiao Wei wondered whether he was wearing it or wearing it.
Seeing that Xiao Wei was stunned, Yana coughed lightly.
"Your grandmother's is waiting for you at home. Come back with me. Yana said as she covered her mouth and suppressed a maniacal laugh that was about to erupt.
This Asian-looking girl has a name with strong European ancestry, what kind of trouble is this?
Yana led the way in front, and Xiao Wei followed, like walking a dog. Yana smiled and leaned back, Xiao Wei was depressed, don't want it.
"Look at that pig, how funny. Yana said, gesturing to a bantam in the distance.
"That's a horse. Xiao Wei pouted and said, looking at Yana with a mung bean look.
It's funny your sister, she obviously just wanted to laugh at her stupidity just now, this kind of cover-up really shouldn't be too fake.
But Yana laughed and the sound of pigs came.
"Can you stop laughing. Xiao Wei's face darkened.
However, Yana smiled all the way home in Xiao Wei's persuasion.
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Xiao Wei was shocked by his "home", which turned out to be a thatched house located on a busy street.
Looking at a seven-storey gorgeous building on the left, a high-end private house inlaid with gold and jade on the right, and then looking at the thatched house with slag in the middle, Xiao Wei grew up and couldn't speak, and he was no longer able to complain.
If you don't look closely, you think someone's big garbage heap has grass growing on it.
I crossed over by myself, and sure enough, it was for fun, my God, when you play with people, can you not use the same posture.
However, Xiao Wei was too late, so he was forced into this thatched house by Yana.
An old woman was sitting upright in a thatched hut, this old woman was dressed in graceful and luxurious clothes, and she felt like a fairy.
"Isn't there a fairy spirit again?" said the old woman's voice.
The old woman's voice was ethereal, and she didn't see her mouth open and close, and the voice seemed to come from the clouds.
"Yes, he still doesn't have a fairy spirit, but he didn't talk nonsense today, and he was very obedient. Yana covered her mouth and smiled.
"This is your grandmother!" Yana said back to Xiao Wei.
But Xiao Wei didn't dare to scream, he had a phobia of grandma at this time.
The air froze for a while, and Yana's eyes clearly wrote, this grandson is not filial, when he sees a girl, he calls him grandma, but when he sees his real grandmother, he doesn't even recognize it!
Okay, Xiao Wei admits defeat, grandma will be grandma.
Grandma's, you really won.
"Grandma?" Xiao Wei exclaimed tentatively again. This old woman, at such an old age, will not suffer if she is called.
But when the old woman heard this, her body, which had been standing still, actually shivered, her face was shocked, her expression changed slightly, and in an instant she turned calm again.
looked at Xiao Wei at this time, and then nodded with satisfaction as if he knew something.
"Yana, you go out first, I have something to say to Xiao Wei alone. ”
The old woman had a solemn expression on her face, and Yana didn't say anything, but closed the door with her backhand and left.
But Xiao Wei is not happy, could it be that he used to live in the way of a fool?
But think about it carefully, with his current age, he is already so old to survive in a world dominated by cultivating immortal qi, and there is still no trace of immortal qi in his body, what is it if he is not stupid?
"I didn't mean to call her grandma. "Is it too late to explain? It can't be that it has already been qualified.
I'm not stupid, this matter must be explained clearly.
"That girl is just a wisp of my sense, so you don't have to care about what she says. ”
"I see, then I can understand it. Xiao Wei sighed and patted his frightened little chest.
In fact, my heart has long been surging.
Understand your sister, what the hell is this, the age difference between your family's divine consciousness and the ontology is so big!
But in the old woman's eyes, there was a mysterious enthusiasm.
"I've finally waited for you, you're the savior from another world. The old woman spoke suddenly, but her voice was still ethereal.
"Not really. Xiao Wei replied confidently, please, have you ever seen a savior who has no strength at all, and you can't rely on your mouth to save the world.
"No, you're the savior. You're going to help me, or rather, the world. The old woman's eyes lit up.
Xiao Wei just wanted to hehe.
I can't fart, and my sense of existence is not as eye-catching as someone else's fart, what can I do to save the world, or you give yourself one, and the cow can show off the golden finger of the sky.
And the painting style in front of him suddenly became so serious, Xiao Wei was still very uncomfortable.
"Can I refuse this matter?" Xiao Wei asked very helplessly.
The old woman just smiled slightly, did not answer, and turned her eyes to look out the window, with an expression of great concern for the country and the people, hanging on her face.
"It's your responsibility, you can't escape it. Originally, more than ten years ago, I had already shaped your body for you in this world, but because there was a deviation in guiding your soul, your soul has been wandering in another world, but I didn't expect you to come back today. The old woman said wistfully.
Please, I'm just good, it's okay to live in my own world, so I'm really soul-piercing?
"Then how did my body live before?" Xiao Wei suddenly thought of something very important.
"Of course, I live in the way of a normal person, but I don't consciously do my daily behavior, including daily behavior, eating, and going to school. The old woman looked puzzled.
This is a normal way of life, obviously pig breeding!
No wonder he is still a waste without any fairy spirit at such an age.
Wait a minute, are you too anxious to cross over? If according to the old woman, wouldn't you be like a fool after more than ten years?
Xiao Wei finally understood, no wonder the little buns in line looked at him strangely and full of hostility.
After all, humans generally don't have a good impression of fools.
"I've just been tested, and I'm already a piece of shit, so I probably won't be able to help you. "Xiao Wei is so embarrassed.
Xiao Wei, who was crossed, said that he was very unhappy. Do you think that by giving yourself the title of savior, you can be morally kidnapped, don't you want to be so unreasonable?
What's more, going through this matter has always been burdensome and thankless, and I don't expect to be in this world, do something sexual, and be able to return to the previous world safely, thank God.
"You don't have to worry too much about that. The body is just a skin, and these cultivation talents can be reset. The old woman said earnestly.
She also saw Xiao Wei's constipated expression at this time, and understood that he was not willing to stay in this world.
"Really?" Xiao Wei's eyes lit up at this time.