Chapter Zero: The Halo of the Protagonist Who Said Okay

Xiao Wei, whose mobile phone was confiscated by the teacher, secretly lurked in a nearby Internet café to revise the document that was urgently needed to be completed.

However, not long after he sat down, he was still holding the mouse one moment, and the next second, he was already standing in front of a tree.

Wait a minute, when did you learn to teleport, why is it still a crooked neck tree in front of you?

Xiao Wei's first reaction was that he was blown up. After all, it's very normal for Internet cafes to explode or something. However, he checked it carefully, but he didn't find a single wound on his body, but the original sloppy school uniform has become a neat green shirt and long shirt.

This kind of retro dress is going to make a fuss.

Xiao Wei was not calm in an instant. Could it be that you have crossed by yourself?

Now, the single-core brain, which is not running fast, is even more insufficient. Subconsciously, he also touched the mouse that was still in his hand very luxuriously.

Where else is there a mouse? Ma Dan, now in his hands, there is not even a wool in his hands!

Although, crossing has been quite popular recently, but there will be a little omen in advance, and my own crossing is too casual.

What kind of trouble is this going to be? Anyway, I can rationalize my own crossing!

Xiao Wei instantly wanted to flip the table, what kind of setting is this, what kind of stupid fork is it, let himself go through the more and more, I really want to talk about the origin of his parents.

But what the hell is this?

Xiao Wei stared at the crooked neck tree in a daze, a little at a loss. This is obviously a tree, but it will grow a butt for a hairy tree!

At this time, a middle-aged man dressed in white was looking at Xiao Wei who was stunned very impatiently.

"You can't measure it, if not, there will be someone waiting behind!" said the man in white coldly.

"What am I going to do?" Xiao Wei asked embarrassedly, scratching his head. Only then did he realize that there were already a lot of people in ancient costumes gathered around, and they were obviously looking at him.

"Test the immortal qi!" the man in white continued to say coldly, and his slightly squinted eyes seemed to be looking at the mentally handicapped.

Measuring immortal qi?

This kind of common scene of selecting people in the immortal cultivation text, coupled with a similar scene that will appear at the beginning of every immortal cultivation text, Xiao Wei's head instantly became larger.

Judging from the current situation, could it be that he was going to take the route of cultivating immortals? He crossed over to cultivate Mao Xian, and obviously he had no advantage at all.

Xiao Wei was completely depressed, he was a hard-pressed student baby who had not completed his studies and was not in love enough, at most, when the egg hurts, he writes sad words, is it really suitable to take this kind of immortal cultivation route.

Because Xiao Wei was stunned for too long, a finger-thick stick appeared out of thin air in the hand of the man in white, and poked Xiao Wei's back fiercely from behind.

Why, you still use your hands and feet?

Xiao Wei's anger came up all of a sudden, don't just stab a person who is sad and flows into a river, okay?

However, at this time, there is no use in being angry, it is obvious that the man in white behind Xiao Wei is more angry than himself.

Xiao Wei followed the direction of the stick and looked back. It turned out that there was already a long queue behind him, and the piles of children were all little buns less than ten years old, and their puffed faces were also very angry looking at Xiao Wei.

Unknowingly, he has become a public enemy of the whole people?

This atmosphere is not right, Xiao Wei was stunned for a second.

Don't be angry, don't be angry, you won't get pregnant if you poke it, you have also crossed over from a harmonious society, and a harmonious society stipulates that you can't bite!

According to the international practice of cultivating immortals, the people in charge of measuring the immortal root are all powerful existences, and they are selecting excellent candidates for their own sect. No, I can't say anything I can't offend powerful immortals as soon as I come to this world.

Xiao Wei cautiously touched the "ass". But at the moment when he was about to touch the body of the tree, suddenly, he was scolded by the man in white.

"What are you going to do, stupid, you're going to attack the gas meter with your fist!" the man in white scolded mercilessly.

Holding grass, the immortal has this quality? He actually cursed people! Bullying Xiao Wei is not a local?

However, what can be done, he can't beat and can't run, he can't run, he can only pretend not to hear to barely maintain his face. The weak one raised his claws at the "wooden ass" who was dumber than himself.

This thing is called a gas measuring wood, it is actually operated like this, the witty Xiao Wei understood in seconds, and instantly swung his fist and hammered over.

Xiao Wei silently prayed in his heart, Jesus Confucius Shakyamuni or something, I hope that which god can bless himself, there will be a foundation against the sky, so that he will not let his crossing be too embarrassing.

The fist fell, and there was a sound on the ground!

"No fallen leaves, no immortals, next!" I heard the man in white shout coldly.

Xiao Wei cried instantly, sure enough, the immortals on the earth are unreliable!

However, what does this guy use to determine that he has no immortal energy?

"Don't go down yet! The Qimeter Wood has not dropped leaves, which means that there is no immortal energy in your body. The man in white explained as he scolded.

Seeing Xiao Wei standing in place, he thought he had been hit.

Xiao Wei's mentality exploded.

Don't be so hasty. I also crossed over, and I was condemned as a waste in an instant?

Is this deliberately playing with yourself?

Moreover, according to the number of fallen leaves, measure the value of immortal qi, what the hell is this setting, it's obviously very unscientific, it's better to put a ball or something, it's good to fool around.

"Wait, I'm going to try again!" Xiao Wei looked at the man in white very seriously and prayed.

"Yes!" the man in white said coldly.

The man in white actually agreed, then he still had a chance.

Xiao Wei lifted his pants, his eyes widened, and hammered towards the crooked neck tree with a long butt. However, this time, there were still no leaves falling, so Xiao Wei punched again, and the tree still didn't react?

Is this a stupid roe deer? I beat it so hard that I could give it a reaction.

He punched a dozen times in a row, but his hands were swollen. What's more, Xiao Wei wants to scold the street, let alone the fallen leaves for a long time, and not even a single insect has fallen.

Finally, Xiao Wei panted and walked down from the gas measuring wood, not that he had given up hope, but that his hand was really sore.

God, did you let me cross over to be funny? I just skipped class and played a game, and punished myself for that!

Well, no, there should be no God in this world.

At the same time, the people who were still swearing to look at Xiao Wei just now had their eyes full of mockery, but the moment Xiao Wei stepped down, they turned into pity again.

Obviously, this is the result they want, and they are happy to be spectators as long as it doesn't happen to them. These people change their faces faster than flipping through a book, and sure enough, every world is full of the heat and coldness of the world.

......

Suddenly, Xiao Wei heard another call from the crowd.

But I saw a bare-bottomed little boy about ten years old, approaching the gas measuring wood, his heart was bigger than Xiao Wei, he didn't care about other people's eyes, and gently knocked on the gas measuring wood. I saw that the gas measuring wood, which had just stood still, slowly shook and writhed the tree very happily.

At the same time, a few leaves fell from the top of the tree, as if it had been enough, and shook the tree, and then turned to still.

Damn, what kind of tree is this, this fetish is good.

Xiao Wei's eyebrows also shook sadly, and he just knocked it lightly? Could it be that his action just now was wrong.

"Ten fallen leaves, ten layers of qi gathering!" The man in white, who had been wearing a zombie face, suddenly said with wide eyes, and the expression on his face that was still indifferent just now changed in an instant.

He looked at the little bare-bottomed boy with a delighted face.

At this time, the crowd of spectators also became agitated.

The people around nodded at the same time, and even looked at the little boy's eyes, they were very admired, gathering ten layers of qi, this is the person who is about to gather qi to become an immortal. Moreover, looking at the appearance of this boy, he is less than ten years old, and he has a bright future.

"I didn't expect to meet a tenth-level Qi Gathering cultivator this year!"

"Yes, you see that he is only ten years old and is already about to become an immortal, before the age of 20, he will definitely break through the barrier of the immortal master, and then he will be the youngest immortal master in our town. ”

"This little brother, you can leave your address and name, and when the time comes, my Xianzhen Academy will send someone to the house to greet you. The man in white said with a smile on his face.

It was the first time I had seen him smile.

The bare-ass kid nodded slightly, not with a surprised expression like the others, but obediently stood beside the man in white.

This kind of calmness is extremely inconsistent with his age.

However, the other people at the scene were still as happy as if they had won the lottery.

What is called hard pressing. It's when others laugh, but I feel sad and want to cry. Xiao Wei's worldview was instantly messy, and he was not as good as a ten-year-old child.

However, what kind of trouble is there in the ten layers of Qi gathering, shouldn't it be Qi gathering, foundation building, and knotting Dan or something? What's going on with this immortal immortal master, this is all the setting in fantasy, and this kind of messy content is also drunk.

"Xiao Wei, your grandmother is coming to you. "Out of nowhere, a call came.

"Grandma?" Xiao Wei looked back curiously. Xiao Wei thought hard about this grandmother who suddenly popped out.

Well, it's true that it's not at all impressive.

I saw a big-breasted girl walking straight towards her. There is no grandmother, only a young girl, standing in front of her.

"What kind of god is the stupid grandson, he doesn't go home with his grandmother!" the girl said to Xiao Wei.

Xiao Wei burst into tears instantly, and sure enough, in this world, he still has relatives.

Ahh

Xiao Wei didn't have time to react, so he was hugged into his arms by this girl, and Xiao Wei instantly felt a fragrance coming to his nose.

Originally, he shouldn't have resisted, or didn't want to resist at all.

However, Xiao Wei broke free from the shackles of this girl in an instant. God's special grandmother! This age setting is completely unlogical!