The crotch of the pants, the gun, and the two bullets, the real gun?

When everyone present magically connected this series of intriguing and reverie keywords from Yang Dabao's mouth.

It's as if Yang Dabao is saying, "Yang Fuhao hides a pistol with two bullets in the crotch of his pants." ”

Such a clear and understandable sentence, but also meaningful and magical.

Instantly, in the crowd, the pot exploded.

Those whose imaginations are more honest are so frightened that they scream and flee in all directions.

And those who have a more colorful imagination, and have thick-skinned veteran drivers who have been on the battlefield for a long time...

One by one, they sneered at Yang Dabao's words, disagreed, and laughed...

Because in their opinion, this is just a joke, just a yellow joke, nothing to be unusual, and nothing to be afraid of.

As a man, in the crotch of everyone's pants, there is such a "gun" with two bullets

For those little girls and daughters-in-law who have rich imagination and are shy, have thin faces, have little practical experience, and have just entered the battlefield...

One by one, they are pretty and red, delicate, shy, and silent...

Hearing this, seeing this situation, Yang Youwang looked up to the sky and laughed, laughing so much that he leaned forward and closed, and even laughed out of the snot bubbles.

At this moment, Yang Youwang feels that his useless and incompetent nephew Yang Dabao is simply a strange teasing!

Before, I heard him say a word, and he Yang Youwang vomited blood angrily.

At first, he still had a little bit of curiosity and anticipation.

Now it seems that it really made him Yang Youwang, extremely disappointed, and ridiculous.

Young people are always too naïve, too immature, too impulsive, and too angry.

Unexpectedly, if you want to use such a well-known joke that makes people laugh and cry, you want to vomit blood angrily from him, an experienced veteran driver who has been on the battlefield for a long time.

You, Yang Dabao, an incompetent eunuch who has lost his qualifications to be a man, have broken even the most important "gun" for men.

Don't you feel ashamed to write the word shame when you say such a thing? Don't you know that you are ashamed of yourself?

Is it afraid that others will not know that your thing is broken, or is it showing off to tell everyone.

I, Yang Dabao, am a eunuch, who am I afraid of.

This is really shameless, invincible in the world!

With his cheekiness, even the shameless and obscene best like him Yang Youwang is ashamed of himself and is willing to bow down.

At this moment, Yang Youwang was proud, secretly rejoicing, despising, ridiculing, and sneering at Yang Dabao's stupid behavior.

"Hahaha! hahaha..."

At the same time, Yang Dabao was also looking up to the sky and laughing, and the laughter was deafening and earth-shattering.

Hearing that everyone present had a pain in their eardrums, the audience was shocked and confused.

Is this Yang Dabao, who has lost his qualifications to be a man, crazy? It's just that others laugh, you yourself have become a joke, and what face is laughing?

Eighty percent of them have lost..."guns", men's capital, are really crazy when they are stimulated.

The vast majority of people present thought so, only Yang Fuhao, who was a little embarrassed, and Yang Baoyu, who had just mustered up the courage to kiss and hug Yang Dabao.

And, at this moment, Tang Dexiang, who is full of sadness, sorrow and knows that his son Yang Dabao has already risen to the truth.

and under the special reminder of her husband Yang Youwang, Jiang Yuying, who has reached the level of a master and has a pair of eyes like fiery eyes.

She was so casual, she was only wearing a cartoon version of the big flower pants to Yang Dabao, she didn't react for a long time in an instant, it was the deer that bumped into it, and she gasped seven or eight times.

I'm going to be a good girl, what a majestic and terrible capital!

There is also Ma Xiujuan, Teacher Ma, who has never left him, who is standing in Yang Dabao, with a pair of big eyes like autumn water, Tang Yanlantang, Yang Yanling, and Yang Lingyan sisters.

Even Wang Xiaoming, who has blindly admired Yang Dabao as a brainless fan.

This man who walks among the flowers all day long, and the martial arts fans tease more than the old driver, and they can see that he, Yang Dabao, is really different from ordinary people, and he is really a god.

His mouth was open like a hippopotamus, and his jaw dropped out.

"What are you laughing at? What's funny, you're a joke yourself, you don't even have a gun, my son has a gun with two bullets hidden in his crotch, it's normal. ”

"And, just ask, which old and young master present did not hide a genuine "gun" with two bullets in his crotch. ”

"I see, I heard that some time ago, your "gun" broke down. ”

"But it doesn't matter, like a virtuous nephew, you look so jade tree in the wind, graceful, loved by everyone, and flowers bloom, even my precious daughter is fascinated by you and thrown into her arms. ”

"Virtuous nephew, you are so awesome, you can still be so prodigal without a gun. ”

"Hang! you are simply too hanging, let your second uncle and I look at you with admiration, and admire the five-body throw, don't you say?"

Yang Youwang, who was holding back the fire in his stomach and had nowhere to vent, saw that Yang Dabao, who was no longer a man and had no eggs.

Unexpectedly, he was laughing shamelessly, laughing more arrogantly and rampantly than he Yang Youwang.

Suddenly, Yang Youwang was furious, hysterically roaring, roaring, and sneering.

"Is that really the case?" Yang Dabao sneered in the face of Yang Youwang's cynicism.

"All the old and young masters present, as you said, there is indeed something that marks the majesty of a man. ”

"I Yang Dabao also has it, and your second uncle, Yang Youwang, also has it. ”

"However, your precious son Yang Fuhao, not only has a real gun like us, but also a bullet that has been bored and can kill people at any time. ”

Yang Dabao's words are not shocking, and his sharp and lethal words are spoken.

Those before, I still watched his jokes, laughed and laughed at the lively girls, daughters-in-law, old and young masters...

In an instant, a look of horror and horror appeared on their faces.

There was an uproar, like a plague god, and they retreated.

At first, they thought that what Yang Dabao said was just a meat joke and a joke to listen to, and they were just happy.

But now, everyone sees Yang Dabao swearing so much, and his words are conclusive, and they believe seven or eight points at a glance.

What's more, something like this is very likely to endanger their lives.

It's better to believe what you have than what you don't have, and not to joke at all.

You must know that in Huaxia, the control of guns is quite terrifying.

Not to mention a gun, even a small nail clippers are considered contraband, and they must be handed over to the state.

If this is just as he Yang Dabao said, then he Yang Fuhao is simply unlawless and bold.

Possession of a firearm by an individual without permission is a serious crime, but it is a serious case that can be punished by imprisonment for not less than three years but not more than seven years.

Even if he Yang Youwang is rich and generous, his hands and eyes are all over the sky, in front of so many fathers and villagers, if someone sues him, it will be enough for him to drink a pot.