Chapter 22: A gun in the crotch

The reason why Yang Youwang is so praised that Yang Dabao is a god descending from heaven and the reincarnation of a dragon.

Originally, he just said it so casually, and his intention was to satirize him, no matter how high his martial arts are, how handsome he looks, everyone loves him, and flowers bloom, so what?

is just an incompetent eunuch who can only watch, can't go, is in a hurry, and can't be humane.

And the legend in his mouth, Shenlong Town, the reincarnation of Shenlong.

It is the entire Shennong Town, ten miles and eight townships, and even Donghai City, which is well-known and well-known.

It has been a legend that has been passed down through the ages.

Legend, thousands of years ago. A five-clawed golden dragon that can call the wind and rain, go to the sky and enter the earth, and can do anything.

Because of a trip down to earth, he was in Donghai City, Shenlong Town, and a strange woman with a beautiful and kind heart.

Later, they met and knew each other and loved each other.

In the end, because of the rules and regulations of heaven, the two fell in love with each other and would be punished by God.

has never been able to get his wish for life.

As for the later, it is said that the woman, for the sake of the ancient five-clawed golden dragon, can return to the heavenly realm and not be responsible for the heavenly send.

It was tearfully drawing a sword to kill himself, and swearing to the heavens, that he would never be with him again in his life.

And that ancient five-clawed golden dragon. did not return to heaven because of the death of the other party.

Rather, it separates one's own primordial spirit from the ontology.

will be their own ontology. Sealed himself with the mana of the sky, in the place where the woman drew her sword for him and killed herself.

And his primordial spirit escaped into reincarnation. and made an oath.

escaped into reincarnation for millions of years, and it is necessary to find her, and to renew the relationship with her, no matter life or death, it is unswerving in this life, and never abandoned.

Although, the final ending of this legend is somewhat poignant.

However, for Donghai City, Shenlong Town, and for the people who have always believed that there is a Shenlong and is protecting them.

This legend, although there is no way to verify.

However, everyone respects the "Shenlong Valley", the forbidden place of death in the back mountain of Yangjia Village, like a god, and has never crossed the thunder pond for half a step.

Yang Youwang probably never dreamed that his words were sarcastic and unintentional.

would actually say it to him, a crow's mouth.

Yang Dabao listened to what his second uncle Yang Youwang, who pretended to be forced and didn't know whether he was alive or dead, said.

He shook his head, laughing and crying, and furious.

As for his very cricket-looking, so-so grades, twisted and perverted heart, insidious and cunning, ruthless, and the despicable and shameless villain Yang Fuhao who puts a gun in his pocket all day long.

That is also called handsome, good grades, kind-hearted, filial to parents, does not play with knives or guns, is the only peerless good man in the world.

Then what is Yang Dabao? Isn't it unprecedented, unprecedented, unprecedented, and unprecedented?

Within the Three Realms, there is no such excellent extinct good man as him.

Thinking of this, Yang Dabao looked at his cousin Yang Fuhao, who was uncertain, very painful and embarrassed, with playful eyes.

Yang Youwang, the second uncle who raised his head and got carried away at this moment, and was about to leave, said very seriously.

"Second uncle, don't go! There's something I don't know if I should say as a nephew?"

"If you don't say it, I feel very sorry for you in my heart, if you say it, I, who is a nephew, am afraid that your old man's body will not be able to bear it, and he will be so angry that he will vomit blood. ”

Since, his second uncle Yang Youwang, who doesn't know life or death, loves to pretend to be forced to show off, so likes not to die and won't die, and so likes to taste the taste of being fucked if he can't be forced to do it.

If he Yang Dabao doesn't fulfill him, wouldn't he be too unkind.

Anyway, at the moment, his sister-in-law Wang Mingyu and father Yang Youwang in his arms are not in danger of life for the time being. Signs of life are relatively stable.

So since they like to play, then he Yang Dabao will accompany them to play to the end.

When Yang Fuhao heard this, he was shocked, trembling all over, and he was so frightened that his eggs were painful, and his face was the color of pig liver.

Yang Fuhao, who is as smart as him and loves to play tricks, has already looked at his crotch pocket with his cousin Yang Dabao's obscene and cunning playful eyes.

He Yang Fuhao already knew that if his family didn't leave quickly.

I'm afraid that his Yang Fuhao's reputation in his lifetime will really be ruined by his lack of success and more than failure, lifting a stone to hit his own feet, and pretending to be a smart father Yang Youwang, who is miserable, and will be disgraced and thrown into outer space.

"Mom, my dad is seriously injured, let's go quickly!" Yang Fuhao said with a nervous expression and panic.

On the other hand, he pulled Jiang Yuying, who was still in a state of confusion until now, in the clouds.

is going to be in a hurry, and go together to support his cousin Yang Dabao's words, arouse interest, and stand there motionless father Yang Youwang, wanting to leave quickly.

"Da Baoxian nephew! You say! Even if you say it loudly, you don't have to worry about your second uncle's body being unbearable and vomiting blood in anger. ”

"In the whole world, I really haven't heard of the words that can make me Yang Youwang vomit blood, so I can take this opportunity to listen to it in front of so many fathers and villagers. ”

At this moment, Yang Youwang, who has a strong temper, is driven by face, dignity, and curiosity.

He turned a blind eye and turned a deaf ear to what his son Yang Fuhao said.

And, his son Yang Fuhao winked at him vigorously and hinted, but simply ignored it and ignored it.

Moreover, he is very carried away and full of confidence, so that his eldest nephew Yang Dabao, who is useless and has become a waste, hurry up and speak loudly.

Yang Fuhao saw his father Yang Youwang, this virtue, he really couldn't wait to go up, and slapped him unconscious twice, so angry that he almost fainted on the spot.

How could he have such a stupid father with such a smart son.

"Second uncle, this is what you asked me to say, and you have to say it loudly, right? Are you sure you really want me to do this? Don't regret it!"

Yang Dabao is not in a hurry, not in a hurry.

Since he wants to play monkey, of course he has to play slowly, which is the fun of playing monkey.

Not only should the audience be interested and enjoyed, but also let the people who were played a taste of what it was like to be played as a monkey?

Don't be there with an old lady who has nothing to do with and does things like a chirping old lady, you have to study hard like my precious son and your cousin, and be a man who does not carry a knife, does not carry a gun, does not touch flowers and grass, and does not molest women from good families. ”

"Da Baoxian nephew, don't be stupid, you should say it quickly! You won't be scared! I, Yang Youwang, want to see what you can say, I Yang Youwang can spew blood with anger." ”

"Moreover, I, Yang Youwang, can also tell you very clearly that I never knew what regret was. ”

Hearing this, Yang Fuhao at this moment, if he could, he really wanted to eat the gun hidden in his pants as a ham sausage.

Everyone else present didn't take what Yang Dabao said before too seriously.

Because, in the entire Shenlong Town, ten miles and eight townships, who doesn't know how arrogant and domineering he Yang Youwang is, and there is no one in his eyes.

If you want a word, to vomit blood from this kind of person, even if the sun comes out of the west, it is absolutely impossible.

"Second uncle, didn't you say that your peerless baby good son Yang Fuhao doesn't carry a knife or a gun?"

However, he now had a gun hidden in his crotch pocket, and it was a real gun with two bullets. ”

Yang Dabao saw that Yang Youwang was arrogant, and he was so happy that he couldn't find the north, so he said word by word, sonorous and powerful, and said very seriously.