Chapter 3 I'm an old driver
However, at this time, Sunan looked a little panicked as if he hadn't seen Xu Ruoyun's eyes.
"That's it, Auntie, I don't have much cash in my hand, I'll call my dad and ask him to send me some money, do you think it's okay?"
The old lady smiled with satisfaction, and it seemed that the business was about to be successful.
Xu Ruoyun let out a long sigh, although the liar is hateful these days, but the fool is not worthy of pity. Besides, although Xu Ruoyun couldn't look down on this kind of thing, she was a stranger after all, anyway, she tried her best and had a clear conscience, so she shook her head and prepared to leave.
This stupid boy, who has been deceived a few times, is estimated to be smarter.
At this time, Sunan pretended to take out the phone, "Hey, Dad." Send me two million, and I bumped into an old lady. ”
Xu Ruoyun stopped and looked back at Sunan with a shocked face, two million? This kid is not a stupid hat, is he a madman? The old lady obviously just opened her mouth to ask for 20,000, and he actually wants to give 2 million to others? Have money and nowhere to spend?
The old lady opened her mouth in shock, she has been 'in the industry' for several years, and she has never seen such a generous person, and she is also a hairy boy who wears tatters and searches, even the big boss is not as bold as him.
Immediately, a burst of ecstasy came to my heart, if these two million really arrived, I would be able to retire with peace of mind in the future!
Sunan pretended to be talking on the phone, nodding his head and saying.
"Yes, I hit an old lady, she asked me to pay 20,000 yuan, I see that the old lady's leg seems to have broken me. It's a sin to be alive, so I'll just give her two million and kill her, well, yes, the price has already been negotiated......"
In the old lady and Xu Ruoyun's somewhat confused expressions, Sunan sat on his Jetta again.
On fire, the accelerator is slammed to the end!
Sunan's car is modified by himself, don't look at the appearance of the Jetta, but the engine is not the Jetta engine, and the acceleration of 100 kilometers may not even be comparable to the most luxurious sports car.
The dilapidated Jetta rushed out like a wild horse!
The old lady was stunned for a moment, but she reacted instantly, this kid was going to kill herself!
I didn't have time to wipe the cold sweat all over my body, so I hurriedly stood up and ran as fast as I could! The speed was even faster than that of a young man, and he looked a little injured.
But how can the speed of a person be compared to a modified car?
Seeing that the front of the Jetta was about to be installed on the old lady's body, Xu Ruoyun covered her eyes and screamed.
"Ah~!"
"Gah!" An urgent and prolonged brake sound made Xu Ruoyun open her eyes again, and the bloody scene of fear did not appear.
The front of Sunan's car was accurately parked ten centimeters away from the old lady, the old lady was shocked, a cold sweat, and almost sat on the ground after a few seconds.
Everyone's eyes were focused on Sunan's car, which was driven by the stupid boy who was wearing tattered clothes and looked like a dirt bun just now?
I saw Sunan open the car door, walked down with a smile in his eyes, a faint smile in his eyes, and walked slowly step by step, changing his previous stupid appearance.
This kind of person who relies on the old and sells the old has to punish them like this!
Xu Ruoyun covered her mouth in surprise, she hadn't recovered from what happened just now, looking at Sunan's appearance, Xu Ruoyun was very surprised in her heart, was this person pretending to be before?
came to Xu Ruoyun and stretched out her hand, "This beautiful sister, I'm really sorry for making you frightened!"
Xu Ruoyun suddenly stretched out her hand and slapped Sunan on the shoulder, with an angry expression on her face, "Why are you so bad! What if you don't brake the car!"
Xu Ruoyun regretted it a little, this time it seemed to be flirting between lovers, it was too inappropriate to be so intimate with a stranger.
Thinking of what Sunan said just now, Xu Ruoyun blushed a little, she is a school doctor, so she is still sensitive to the word 'fertilization'.
However, looking at Sunan's serious appearance, I don't know if he said it on purpose, and Xu Ruoyun is not easy to have a seizure.
The beauty's angry look made Sunan stunned for a moment, this sister is really a superb beauty, just now it was like a little temper between lovers, Sunan couldn't help but shout in her heart, I love the royal sister!
"Sister, brother, I'm an old driver. Sunan raised an eyebrow and smiled evilly.
Xu Ruoyun didn't know that the word 'old driver' had other ambiguities, but she felt that her behavior just now was a little inappropriate, and she was a little embarrassed and stretched out her hand to hold it in Sunan's hand.
"What's my sister's name?"
Feeling the tenderness and softness in his hand, Sunan's mind was in a trance again.
"Xu Ruoyun. ”
Sunan was reluctant to let go of the softness in his hand for a long time, and his face returned to the appearance of a ruffian, "Wow, what a beautiful name, does my sister have a boyfriend?"
Xu Ruoyun broke away with her hand, her face was a little shy, and she glared at Sunan angrily, "You hairy boy, I thought you were a very upright person just now, but I didn't expect you to be a pervert." ”
Sunan had four big characters written on his face at this time, a serious one, "Sister, your eyes are really vicious, I am indeed an upright person, and I am also a pervert, so I am an upright pervert!"
Xu Ruoyun was amused by Sunan's words, and laughed, this smile made Sunan pleasing to the eye for a while, this is the royal sister, this is simply a goblin.
"Sister, where are you going, I'll give you a ride as an 'old driver'?"
Xu Ruoyun did not doubt him, "I'll go to Haitian Villa." ”
"Oh, what a coincidence, sister, we are really destined to meet thousands of miles away, and I also happen to go to Haitian Villa. ”
Xu Ruoyun was stunned for a moment, then smiled and did not speak. I thought, the little boy now is really accosting him to everything, how could it be so coincidental that he also went to Haitian Villa?
However, what happened just now made Xu Ruoyun have a good impression of him, and he still got into Sunan's car, which can be regarded as giving him a chance to talk.
Sitting in Sunan's car, Xu Ruoyun was really a little surprised, don't look at the tattered appearance, there was no sound in the car when she drove it. Moreover, Sunan's driving skills are very sophisticated, fast and steady, and Xu Ruoyun does not feel uncomfortable at all.
Well, it seems that it is really an old driver.
"Little pervert, what's your name?" Xu Ruoyun was still a little curious about Sunan.
But Sunan's next words made her face flush.
"Sister Beauty, my name is Sunan, Su Dongpo's Su, speaking of Su Dongpo, there is a story sister you must not have heard. It is said that this Su Dongpo lingered among the major green buildings, he was really a romantic and talented man, and he left a hundred poems......"
After reading a few poems in Sunan, Xu Ruoyun was already red from her face to her neck.
This is Su Dongpo's poem! This is clearly his own nonsense, limerick poem about the bed!