Chapter 4 Am I a Pustule?
Don't look at Xu Ruoyun's twenty-eight-year-old age, but she hasn't even had a boyfriend, a serious yellow flower girl, how have you ever heard of such a yellow joke.
But now that she got in the car, Xu Ruoyun couldn't go down halfway, so she could only think of a boiled crab, rubbing the corners of her clothes, and helplessly listening to Sunan talking.
Half an hour has passed.
"Hahaha...... Sister Ruoyun, did you say the joke just now was funny? haha......"
Xu Ruoyun's face was blue, if she was given another chance, she would never get into Sunan's car.
Along the way, Sunan has let her see all kinds of yellow jokes, ancient poems, five-character quatrains, seven-character poems, modern poems, suspense novels, and even thriller novels.
Xu Ruoyun tried to divert the topic several times, but to no avail.
"That, Sunan, your car is good, what configuration?"
"Sister, you're still interested in cars, so I'll tell you a story about car shocks......"
Listening to those explicit and subtle stories, Xu Ruoyun's face sank like water, and the anger written on her face almost ticked down.
The most terrible thing is that Sunan doesn't even call his own name seriously, Ruoyun, he actually called Cheng...... Areola!
With the yellow jokes along the way and these twisted names, Xu Ruoyun just wanted to get off at Haitian Villa as soon as possible.
"Sister Areola, let me tell you a little story that happened in the villa. ”
Xu Ruoyun finally burst out, "Shut up, let me get off! I don't need you to send me, I know you won't go to Haitian Villa!"
Sunan was stunned for a moment, looking at the angry royal sister and couldn't help but be a little funny, "Why don't I go to Haitian Villa, I'm just going to the Lin Family Villa to be a bodyguard." ”
There was an instant silence in the car.
After not answering for a long time, Sunan turned his head and glanced at Xu Ruoyun, only to see that Xu Ruyun's face was very complicated, and there seemed to be anger and helplessness in his eyes, but the most seemed to be sympathy.
"Are you going to be Jiaxin's bodyguard?" Xu Ruoyun asked with a strange face, as if she was a little tentative.
"Yes, you know?" Sunan was stunned, not knowing why this beautiful sister suddenly had such an expression. I was angry about getting out of the car just now, why has it suddenly changed now?
Xu Ruoyun stretched out her hand and gently patted Sunan's shoulder, the previous anger completely dissipated, and her eyes seemed to reveal sympathy and sadness.
"Brother, I wish you a safe journey. ”
Sunan scratched her head, a little inexplicable in her heart, she teased her all the way, obviously she was already on the verge of collapse, why did she suddenly change her face when she heard that she was going to be Lin Jiaxin's bodyguard.
"Sister, this Lin Jiaxin won't be an ugly monster, right?"
Xu Ruoyun sighed and shook her head a little helplessly, "Lin Jiaxin is my friend, very beautiful." ”
Sunan was amused, "It's good to be pretty, I'm the least interested in ugly monsters." Sunan smiled obscenely.
Xu Ruoyun shook her head helplessly, thinking that she was another kid who came to find abuse, she had already seen dozens of people like Sunan come to the Lin family.
Compared with Lin Jiaxin's methods, Sunan's flirtation along the way is nothing, Xu Ruoyun is not angry at all, and now she has only pity and sympathy for Sunan.
Before getting out of the car, Xu Ruoyun also patted Sunan's head gently, and secretly said that although this big boy is a bit of a hooligan, he is still very sunny and righteous, and the thought of being 'poisoned' by Lin Jiaxin again, Xu Ruoyun still sighed with some pity.
"Sister, let's have a meal together?" Sunan was a little reluctant.
Xu Ruoyun shook her head, "If you have the life to see me again, I will go to dinner with you." ”
Looking at Xu Ruoyun's enchanting back, Sunan was a little confused, and secretly regretted in his heart that he forgot to leave the phone number of this royal sister.
I parked the car at the door of the Lin family's villa.
came out to greet an old man in his fifties, "Uncle, I'm the new bodyguard of the Lin family, is Lin Jiaxin at home?"
The old man was stunned for a moment, "You are the fifty-ninth?"
Sunan nodded, he naturally knew about the fifty-eight brothers who had been returned before.
The old man shook his head helplessly, "Miss is in the room, you can go in by yourself." The old man's eyes seemed to be the same as Xu Ruoyun's, and they all looked at Sunan with a sympathetic look.
"Young man, have you bought insurance?"
Sunan was stunned for a moment, shook his head, what are you buying insurance for?
"Forget it, you go in, that ...... Be careful. The old man sighed, what a good young man, he was going to be poisoned by the young lady again.
Sunan frowned, he was originally relaxed, but he was suddenly nervous by this old man and Xu Ruoyun, could it be that this Lin Jiaxin is really an extremely ugly monster?
In Sunan's cognition, the most terrible thing is not a bomb, an atomic bomb, the most terrible thing is an ugly girl!
If the old man and Xu Ruoyun knew that Sunan was still worried about whether Lin Jiaxin was beautiful or not, I am afraid that he would collapse directly.
Gently pushing open the door of the villa, a gust of wind blew Sunan Yi's spirit, as if something ominous was really about to happen.
Watching Sunan walk into the villa, the old man shook his head, as if talking to himself, "I'll bet for ten minutes." ”
Sunan closed the door and looked at the surrounding environment, it was nothing, but the villa was very beautiful and big.
A very arrogant voice came, "You're the fifty-ninth unlucky one?"
Sunan looked up and couldn't help but sigh, "What a beautiful girl!"
The delicate melon seed face is white and ruddy, with a pair of curved willow eyebrows, and the big black and white eyes are like two clear and half-impurity spring water. The skin on her face is as delicate as a baby, white and red, and can be broken by blowing, with bright red and moist lips, she is really a beautiful face like an angel.
Lin Jiaxin stood on the stairs at this time, condescending, pursing the corners of her mouth, and looking Sunan up and down with disdain in her eyes.
Dress, bad reviews!
Hairstyles, bad reviews!
Temperament, bad reviews of bad reviews!
Only this cream Xiaosheng's face barely passed, and at this time he showed a lewd expression like a pig brother.
pinched Xiao Man's waist, and his tone was quite arrogant, "Acquaintances, get out of here, Miss Ben doesn't need your bunch of pus to protect." ”
"Pustules?"
Sunan frowned, although his fifty-eight brothers had a gap in strength with him, they were all top soldiers, and in the mouth of this girl, they actually became pus.
"That's right, pus!" Lin Jiaxin raised her face slightly, and looked at Sunan with a rich lady's unique expression with her eyes above the top, "Those pustules in front are quite reluctant, I didn't expect that your fifty-nine is actually this virtue, it is really a pustule of pus." ”
Sunan's face was a little cold, although this girl was very beautiful, but this arrogant and unreasonable appearance really made Sunan a little unhappy.
"Pus, then I'll show you how Puss teaches the girl a lesson!"