Chapter Twenty-Four: Quan Zhen Covers His Crotch and Picks Up the Plate Man
I don't know when it started, and there was also a pick-up man in Immortal Trace Town.
Originally, I was extremely curious about new things, and I didn't rule out these new terms, but when I understood the definition of "pick-up man", I suddenly found that I hated its maker very much.
The great man of chivalry is for the country and the people.
The pick-up man is definitely the most moving national chivalrous man in this era, and there is no one.
In this era when there is no sword and sword, the pick-up heroes have huge public opinion on their heads, and the danger of being a father on their shoulders has staged countless poignant love stories of saving Miss Lost in Danger, changing hands with the junior, and the second-hand young woman, which can be called the ancient chivalrous man who is good at heroes to save beauty.
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I remember that a girl in the dormitory was unexpectedly pregnant, and she told me that she didn't want the child to be without a father, so she found an honest man to marry and give birth to the child.
Oh, why is this girl so witty?
With a praising smile on the corner of my mouth, I have 10,000 MMPs in my heart, I really don't know if honest people have dug up their family's ancestral grave.
Luckily, I'm not an honest person.
There is no way, now that money is hard to earn, there are few girls, and if you want to complete the traditional ideological plan of inheriting the ancestry, you can only compose and compose an immortal myth of the successor.
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I'm too embarrassed to ask if she's really good at doing this.
I don't know, who this lovely young lady is married to now, doesn't that brother feel the green glow on the top of his head? He also successfully unlocked the task of taking over and completed the achievement of being a happy father.
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Baozi, who knew the truth, was deeply sad.
Nowadays, young people drive a second-hand car and buy a second-hand house, and even their wives are second-hand. It's already very hard, but now it's even wider, and even the children I raised are second-hand.
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The eggs are numb, why are they all second-hand, the house has lived in people, and who can accept it if people have died?
But in the eyes of many girls, these are very reasonable, and the reason is very simple and surprisingly consistent, claiming that if we are not crazy, we will be old.
"If we don't go crazy, we'll be old" is really a bold statement, but you are crazy enough, for Mao to ask others to pay for your mistakes.
It's like CG, it's not reasonable at all.
Well, it seems that I said the wrong thing again, and I can't go deeper, otherwise, I will go in.
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When I was a child, a sentence on my parents' lips was: "Do things in a down-to-earth manner and be an honest person." "Those who listen to their parents at home and teachers in kindergarten can only get little red flowers as rewards one step at a time.
officially went to school, and we also grew up listening to the stories of Lei Feng and Jiao Yulu, "I would rather the world bear me, and I will not live up to the world" became the belief at that time.
At that time, we were proud to be "honest people", and we were diligent and serious in everything, but we never thought that one day, "honest people" would become synonymous with "backstabbing man" and "pick-up man".
Only then did it dawn on me that honest people were a derogatory term, a girl.
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Actually, being a pick-up man also has benefits, that is, I am no longer afraid of having an old king next door, after all, the head is originally green, and it doesn't matter if I add another layer. There is a folk proverb that if you want to live a good life, you must have a little green on your head.
remembers that after an obvious overnight stay at a hip-hop house was exposed, everyone sympathized with her husband, calling him an "honest man", and listed a series of his "honest things":
At the dinner, the honest man fell in love with the star at first sight, and in order to attract her attention, he deliberately pierced her ears with the same style, and several ear piercings were knocked down together, making the ears red, swollen and pus.
I don't want to let this obvious cook, I am afraid that she will wash her hands rough and wash her rice, and what should I do if I don't look good?
Unexpectedly, if you are petted, you will be spoiled by the king next door. I don't know what the guy with subtitles is called.,Looks like Song Jiji.,I feel like that.,It's not a good bird.。
In this era, there is a lack of gratitude, and some people always feel that their good is deserved, in fact, in these years, no one owes anyone, and they can earn money by their ability, and they are out of the ordinary. No matter who is good to you, you have to learn to be grateful, don't go out to wave with dissatisfaction, the waves are enough, people are tired of playing, and then find an honest man to marry, which is unfair to honest people.
It's purely a personal opinion, don't spray if you don't like it.
Another time, watching a comic column video, it seems to be called China's largest second-hand car trading market, a guest said that now some college girls hope that life is spent like this: find a silly boy in college to fall in love, go out of the school to find a scumbag, let the scumbag cheat once, hurt once, and finally find an honest man to marry. It seems that this is what they think of as a "perfect life" and a complete life, with ups and downs, both pain and joy.
Those girls who shout "When I've had enough, I'll find an honest man to marry", in fact, they are not necessarily ready to live a dull life with an honest person, they always naively think that an honest person takes care of his family, can be relied on, is suitable for marriage, can tolerate everything about himself, and tolerate those unbearable pasts.
But they themselves are not ready to get rid of the past, and even think that if they marry an honest man, they can play as much as they want in the past.
As Shakespeare wrote in his novel "One Newspaper for One Newspaper": "An honest man is a fool, and although he has a good heart, he still suffers a loss." ”
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Will the propaganda slogan of the new century be "cherish life, refuse to be an honest person?"
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The pick-up man is simply an evolution of an honest man, an epic behemoth (received), just like Banner evolved into the Hulk, his whole body is green, and he feels very powerful.
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The correct explanation of the pick-up man is: many girls like romantic and emotional handsome guys when they are young. Because of the so-called love, he contributed his precious chastity, but after breaking up with a handsome guy for various reasons, in order not to devalue his identity.
What's more, I also learned to denigrate other people who fall in love with other rules.
For example, in this era, when you fall in love, you have to go to elementary school to find it, and so on.
After a few years, when I was too old to play and was about to get married, I thought of those good men who were honest and down-to-earth and could live a good life, and went to ask for a house and a car. For men who accept this kind of woman, they are collectively referred to as "pick-up man", which means that someone else throws a plate, and he is next. But because Chinese men generally have a virgin complex, the marriage of the pick-up man will be very depressing.
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However, feelings are like this, if you like and fall in love, you don't care what the other party is, marriage is just a process of living together and undertaking together. Here is an inventory of the seven heroes who have taken over the plate, their behavior is remarkable, and everyone can learn the aspects well!
When "Beijing Meets Seattle" made many people cry and made many juniors get lost, who would have thought how great the actor Frank was? Accepting the mistress and accepting the children who did not belong to him, this kind of uncle is worthy of relying on and relying on! Frank, a rare man who loves so much that he can't get tired of being tired of loving and warm-hearted. He has principles and ideals, and he is more willing to take care of and bear silently for women. This led to the inevitable tragedy of his life and marriage.
I have to admit that the life of young people is absolutely crazy and erosive! "Color is Emptiness" interprets to us the chaotic life of contemporary young people. And when the heroine is injured and helpless, the great "pick-up man" Eun-sik has always been with her......
Because "taking over" is inconsistent with the values of most people and a "heterogeneous" view. And the "heterogeneous" viewpoint must attract attention, and once these cases with "heterogeneous" viewpoints are exposed, they will definitely attract attention and trigger discussions.
There must be a large number of people who scoff at this "heterogeneous" viewpoint, and there must be a small number of people who wash the floor of the "heterogeneous" viewpoint, so as to gain attention and cause greater controversy, and then be hyped and fermented by other people with ulterior motives, and then reprinted by some ill-intentioned social media, posted to Weibo or Moments, and so on.
This series of "fires" is due to two points: one is people's tendency to defend their own values, that is, the tendency to let more people accept their own values, and the other is the eyeball effect and eyeball economy brought about by capital's pursuit of profit, which fuels the flames behind events and topics.
The well-known Yang Guo is the famous pick-up man. His childhood was unfortunate, but thankfully, he met his goddess in a cave. Fortunately, the goddess also likes him. But the pick-up man is the pick-up man, and he can never escape the fate of taking over. Soon tragedy struck.
The goddess let people do it! I was poisoned, and my own was also cut off by the rich girl who bullied her since she was a child. As the so-called house leak coincided with overnight rain. Fortunately, he was disabled and strong, and he exploded into his own small universe. Obtained the peerless inheritance of Dugu's defeat, and cultivated the magic skill of the one-handed greatsword without a blade of the heavy sword.
swept through the major sects and finally killed Zhen Zhibing (although he died to save Xiaolongnu). avenged the goddess, and the little dragon girl's heart has always been on him, and this dish is deserved.
There is no shortage of pick-up heroes in martial arts novels. Step Shock, nickname: Don't Cry Death. He is also a famous pick-up man, one day the two of them competed in a temple, Jian Chen lost to Bu Jingyun, and later vented by the lake, and was attacked by Broken Waves, and later Broken Waves gave Jian Chen a pill, but he couldn't control it and did it.
The child was born to Chu Chu, but the child's biological father was not Bu Jingyun, so Chu Chu had a child, and Bu Jingyun became the child's father. Bu Jingyun couldn't split Jian Chen, so there was a happy father below. I like to be a father when I am a pick-up man.
To tell the truth, what kind of woman he can't get? He is willing to "wear a hat" and give everything for others! This is the style of a hero!
In fact, there are also villains who let the characters be pick-up heroes, and Wanyan Honglie in "The Legend of the Condor Heroes" bears the brunt! In order to pity the weak, so many conspiracies were planned, and Guo Daxia came out, everything is destiny! The last thing I want to talk about is the stupidest, most naïve, most pure, and most touching Comrade Forrest Gump!
Friends who haven't watched "Forrest Gump", you are definitely "ashes"! Such a classic Oscar film has shocked people all over the world.
You may say that Forrest Gump is a pick-up man because he is stupid, but stupid people are so dedicated to feelings, why do sound people lack this persistence? What love may need is stupidity and persistence......
There is a high school classmate who belongs to the kind of beauty that can be seen at a glance in the crowd, with delicate eyebrows and eyes, and a gentle voice and smile.
This kind of girl with excellent conditions outside either belongs to the school bully type who "looks better than you and works harder than you", or belongs to the scumbag type who "looks better than you but loves to play". Unfortunately, she falls into the latter category.
When I was in high school, I got into a fight with the gangsters outside the school, and I didn't get into college in the college entrance examination, so I simply went to an Internet café to get to the front desk, and I met a lot of boys with my excellent appearance and outgoing personality, and I was very popular in that circle, and my boyfriends changed in turn, and my cohabitants changed several times.
Suddenly, one day, she came to me and said that she was pregnant, and knew that someone in my family was a doctor, and asked me to help ask if there was any safe and effective abortion medicine that could be recommended to her......
When I pressed her questions, she told the truth: she had already had two abortions, and this pregnancy was less than three months after her last abortion.
I was amazed and persuaded her to give birth to the child. She told me that she didn't know who the child's father was......
After that time, I didn't have contact with her for a long time, and only occasionally heard old classmates talk about her, and it is said that she later followed a married man, and was caught and raped by the other party's wife in public.
Unexpectedly, yesterday she called me to invite me to the wedding, the other party is doing a small business in his hometown, honest and responsible, has a car and a house, is more than ten years older than her, middle-aged, and has a big belly.
I was surprised and asked, "Why did you marry him?"
She was silent for a while, and said, "I've had enough, I have to find an honest man to marry me." ”
I was speechless, but I faintly felt sorry for this "honest man" who paid for the indulgence of her youth
The little wild seed in the belly is obedient and happy to be a father.
Hey, I feel that I really can't keep up with the pace of this era, that big brother is still a straight man, why don't you marry anywhere? Don't make trouble, it's good if the child can be his own.
Or go to sleep, you can have everything in your dreams.
A qualified pick-up man should have the two natural attributes of infatuation and no regrets, and he must dare to face the bleak life, regardless of personal gains and losses, in order to create a sense of heroic chivalry. Each of us has been a pick-up man in some form in our lives. That's what UFO says.
Finally, a song "Dispel Sorrow" is given to everyone.
When you walk into that parking lot,
The green light behind him was confused and thought.
The eyes of the security guard are the outfit of the neighbor,
No one laughs at your looks.
Three rounds of wine over you in the corner,
Listen to the pretentiousness upstairs being drowned.
Take on your green hat and say to your brother,
A cup of respect for the old Zhang, a cup of respect for the old yellow, prevented the old Wang next door, and the old Song climbed over the wall.
So you didn't look back and scolded Wu Dalang,
I'm not afraid of the color (shai) on the head, and the green panic.
A cup of Jing Nailiang, a cup of Jing Baoqiang, forgetting the scar just now, Yu Fan was injured.
So, you get drunk alone, and your love is long,
The figures drank in pairs, and it was difficult to be lonely.