I don't know when it started, but Immortal Town also began to become popular.

What kind of bad habit is it to greet each other with children during the Spring Festival, let's see who asks whom, why point the contradiction to the next generation, and even some relatives who have not been in contact for a long time suddenly became enthusiastic, and the surface is cold and warm, but in fact, it is-for-tat.

It seems that under the kind eyebrows, there is a hidden murderous intention.

Auntie: Are you still in school?

You: Huh?

Auntie: Have you already graduated?

You: What?

Auntie: Do you all have jobs? How much is your monthly salary?

Got a target?

When are you going to get married?

Want a baby, right?

Do you have any plans for a second child?

You: I......

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Ma Dan, I even have a blue pot friend, where can I find a second child for you!

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Calm, calm, harmonious society can not bite feed.

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How to answer, tell the truth, of course, you can, provided that all aspects of your life have reached the upper limit of these people's hearts, otherwise you will definitely be scolded beyond recognition, and seriously doubt life.

Or you have a big heart and treat them as air, otherwise you must feel looked down upon in various ways.

What's more, the New Year is approaching, everyone wants to please a good omen, don't want to be looked down upon by others, and look at the mother's eyes with a knife in her smile, if she loses face in front of her relatives, it is estimated that the whole year will not be good.

I'm just a baby, so why do you want to be swords at me like this?

Even if you have done a good job of being pervasive, these words seem to be murderous, friendly, hypocritical, and malicious, and you need to use years of accumulated experience and even blood lessons to distinguish them.

It's better to come to Paris without defense, and die happily.

Start the brain of the poor, single-core processor with little IQ to deal with these unguardable sudden attacks of Q&A, which is comparable to micro-business and pyramid schemes, which makes it difficult to guard against.

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It's not easy to be a person, ask about grades before the age of 18, ask the object after the age of 18! ask the child if you have the object!Ask the child about the child's grades when you have the child, ask the child after the age of 18...... It's all earthlings, why should they toss each other, have a good meal during the New Year, and play cards?

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After learning from the pain, I finally created a "Clever Heart Method" for everyone's untimely needs when encountering multi-mouthed relatives when they inquired during the New Year's holidays.

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The so-called bad defense is actually that you are not good at attacking, and the best defense is to attack. Give someone a taste of their own medicine.

After all, relatives are also people, and there are children, if not, the nephew maybe, even if it is the child of the third aunt and the sixth sister's family, he can transfer the war from himself to the people his relatives know, pretend to be very familiar, find the right opportunity, and then quickly open artillery bombardment, and strive to take the high ground in one attack.

From now on, she will retreat from the difficulty, and when she sees you as if she is facing a great enemy, there will be no more danger of being forced to ask.

Tried and tested.

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Every Chinese New Year, both men and women go home, they have to face three cosmic problems raised by relatives and elders: what kind of work do you do? How much do you pay?

This year is no exception, the Year of the Dog must have more dogs, if you can persist under the ruthless iron teeth and bronze teeth of the seven aunts and eight aunts, and survive under the tip of everyone's tongue, it can be called a miracle of the world.

If you analyze it carefully, maybe the answer will be much simpler. Why do the seven aunts and eight aunts ask such questions? Do they deliberately want to see the embarrassment of their juniors?

In fact, most relatives are still well-intentioned, these people are friendly soldiers, don't talk to those who deliberately make things difficult for you.

The reason why I ask you is because I can't see these relatives once in a year or two, and I don't know you, and it's too embarrassing if I don't chat, and there is no common topic in the chat, so after thinking about it, I can only talk to you about these issues!

It is relatives who discuss postpartum care with us, or ask us why we don't have an annual salary of 1 million, why our girlfriend is not the female boss of a listed company, I guess we can answer a little, anyway, bragging is not tax!

But their questions are quite heart-wrenching, and even hit the nail on the head, I really don't understand why they are so hard pressed against each other without grievances and hatred.

You must know that they also have children, and they will be asked the same question in the future, or even more sharply, after all, when is the so-called revenge, why not put down the butcher's knife and become a Buddha.

Of course, it is not excluded that some relatives have ill intentions, and it is precisely because they know that you are ordinary that they want to ask about your ordinariness, so as to highlight their slightly superior sense of superiority.

In this year when everything is inevitable, the competition for "superiority" is in full swing, and everything is done.

As the so-called money can't buy things, the sense of superiority is sometimes even more precious in the eyes of a group of poor ghosts, and they will also compare, suppress each other, and even step on each other's shoulders, in order to obtain the satisfaction that has no meaning at all.

In the past few years when the comparison heart has been popular, it seems that scaring people is the standard configuration of the Spring Festival.

My cousin also asked his dad the same question, why no one scolded him, but his dad was rich and told my cousin bluntly that because our family was rich, they didn't dare.

And my dad said, no, it's because those people can't see you once in a year or two, and they don't understand that it's too embarrassing for you not to chat, and after thinking about it, they can only talk to you about mentally retarded things.

I said, what is the mentality of those parents who always praise their children for being good?

My dad said, I always praise you in front of others, it's good, just share that happy feeling with everyone, we are all relatives, generally speaking, the children of relatives are good, and we also have face on our own faces, right?

Therefore, it is not recommended that everyone be scared, first distinguish whether it is an enemy or a friend, and then divide the court to confront, so as not to set up too many enemies for yourself, just be calm and chat normally.

If someone brags about themselves or their children, I will answer them and ask them to introduce me to a job or a partner.

By the way, add a WeChat and ask him for help every day.

As long as you are shameless, you will be blocked sooner or later. It also successfully achieved the effect of surrendering the army without a fight.

It's just my own experience, but if you're a boy, it's too much trouble.

It's the New Year again, why do you say it's the New Year? Because it's time again, and it's time to face the questions of the seven aunts and eight aunts.

Be prepared to face the ultimate torture: work, salary, marriage, children

I slipped away with my luggage after the New Year, but my parents are still here. Besides, how old are the people, and it's not too anxious to ask a few words. If you don't answer, your parents should criticize, your relatives and elders care about you, why are you so ignorant?

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However, the forest is big, there are all kinds of birds, and there is also a type of relatives who have begun to move, and in the rivers and lakes, they are called "huge and happy when they see others are not doing well" faction.

This faction is not good at fists and feet, does not play with knives and guns, only walks the rivers and lakes with one mouth, and hides an upset and irritable knife between the lines, and the person who speaks is calm, but teaches others to be depressed.

The boy is a person who has been devastated by this faction in this river and lake, and he has no object, so he has to face the dangers of this world alone. If you are forced to be helpless, you have to make strange moves, and the first sentence will surprise the crowd.

Auntie: "What kind of work do you do?"

You: "Do a stupid job." ”

Auntie: "And what about this job?"

You: "I'm a fool, I don't want wages, I work on a voluntary basis." ”

Auntie: "Then did you find a girlfriend?"

You: "I'm a fool, I don't look for a girlfriend, I only work on the base to relieve social pressure." ”

Can the relatives be happy with such a random offer? Can they agree? People didn't say anything sour in their stomachs, and they all let you come back with three sentences of "stupidity", holding their breath and being sad, and going mad, so they naturally want to sacrifice this faction of "seniority" divine soldiers, frowning, pointing a little, and saying, "Well, why are you like this?!

Then he didn't show weakness, and continued to say, don't listen, don't listen, Wang Ba recites the scriptures, slightly.

Spit stars fly all over the table, this is called Rainstorm Pear Flower Needle.

Of course, the result can also be imagined, and your end will be really miserable.

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For the New Year, everyone wants to have a good New Year, don't always be-for-tat, and learn to be as well-behaved as a two-hundred-pound child. Everyone is staggered, peaceful, what job salary girlfriend, like a passing cloud, never mentioned again.

Firecrackers rang out, fireworks were shining, and a large family sat together to complain about the Spring Festival Gala, accompanied by the Spring Festival overture, which made it even more enjoyable.

It's nice to even fool around. Here's how.

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Auntie: "What do you do?"

You: "Fool"

Auntie: "How much is your salary?"

You: "Enough to eat"

Auntie: "Do you have a girlfriend?"

You: "No hurry"

Auntie: "How can you not be in a hurry about major life events, hurry up." ”

You: "Oooh oh"

The above applies to relatives who don't really care about you, but just casually ask and hope that you are not doing as well as him to experience a sense of superiority.

There are also some methods to teach to the little pot friends who have not yet graduated, after all, they are from the past, and they have accumulated a lot of experience to fight those hurtful problems.

If a relative asks you about your grades, you can answer like this.

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Straightforward answer, still alive, there is room for improvement, thank you for your concern!

Selling cute, how many points I scored, how much red envelope will you give me?

You can also take offense as defense, aunt (uncle), what grade is your child, how did he do on the test?

Take the last three steps, say hello politely, throw out questions, and evacuate quickly.

You can also fight back badly, forget Auntie, we won't mention it, otherwise you will hit the child when you go home

You can also give different answers depending on your type.

Literature and Art Youth Edition: Knowledge should not be a few volumes, and grades should not be a few sets of numbers. Small fresh version: You don't have to worry about my study~~~ Xueba version: It's not good, it's still a few points away from the full score. Female man's version: Don't worry, the judge won't dare to mess with me! Brain-dead version: I worshipped the statue of Confucius for one night, and I really passed!

Finally, if you don't talk, don't laugh, don't be lively, and don't laugh crookedly

Therefore, during the Chinese New Year, we should rationally respond to the "care" of our relatives, don't make the people who love us sad, and don't bother with the people who don't matter.

The New Year, in fact, is the harvest season, why so can't you get along with yourself, others like to say what they like, as long as you are happy, say whatever you want, don't forget to give red envelopes.