"Huang Ranran, can you speak?What dead ghost?, how can you be so disrespectful to the dead?" the crowd rebuked.

Yang Hao ignored everyone's gags, looked directly at Shopee and said: "Even if it's late, the deceased must be buried, the deceased here pays attention to the three dynasties to go out, if you don't bury it today, it won't be the three dynasties, I'm afraid the family of the deceased will have to make extraneous branches." ”

Shopee nodded, "Then do as Kesi says." ”

The old god still shook his head and said, "I'm afraid that the branches outside the festival have already grown." ”

Shopee said confidently, "No. ”

Sure enough, after everyone rushed to the place where the coffin of the deceased was parked at the west end of the village, there was really a branch outside the festival: the family of the deceased said that they had missed the time for burial today, and they had to stop for another night, and they could not be buried until the auspicious time tomorrow. And during the period of suspension tonight, Shopee and the others must keep a vigil for the dead!

Shopee was dumbfounded, and wanted to negotiate with the family of the deceased to see if they could be accommodating, for example, not to let them keep a vigil. But the attitude of the family of the deceased was very resolute, and dozens of people came, all of whom were eyeing each other, holding hoes, firewood knives and other things. Depending on the situation, if Shopee doesn't agree, there may be a fight.

Seeing this, Yang Hao hurriedly persuaded Shopee and said, "Promise them, it's not difficult to keep the spirit." If you annoy them and cause a fight, you won't be able to eat and walk away. ”

Shopee said helplessly: "Okay, then do what they ask, alas, what is this?"

At this moment, it was almost dark, and the family members of the deceased and the crowd of onlookers had dispersed, leaving only Yang Hao and Shopee, a dozen or so people left. The place where the coffin was parked was obviously relatively remote, with no houses around, only an empty lawn, and the coffin of the deceased was placed in the middle of the lawn. The coffin is also covered with a coffin cover tied with colored paper, red, green, and green, which is very weird.

Heng Qi looked at the venue and said, "How are we going to keep the spirit tonight?"

The farmer laughed: "The formal practice is to spread a layer of straw around the coffin, and the people who keep the spirit sleep around the coffin to show reverence for the deceased." ”

Xie Ke suddenly scolded: "his grandmother's, this deceased is not related to us, why should we keep a wake for him?"

"It's all Huang Ran's doing, he really should beat this grandson!" Datou and Xiao Ziang both turned green with anger.

At this time, several girls stopped working, and Liu Lianqing said: "We are going back to the city, if you like to sleep with the dead, you can sleep with the dead!"

Liu Ting also said with a pout: "That's it! Whoever causes the trouble will sleep with the dead, we won't do it!"

"We don't want to sleep here either!" Datou and Xiao Ziang also echoed.

Shopee didn't have a rut, so he had to look at Yang Hao with his eyes and said, "Kesi, what should I do about this?"

Yang Hao said: "This thing is very easy to do, we don't need to lay straw around the coffin, just sleep in the tent." As for girls, they can also sleep in tents. If they don't want to sleep in a tent, go to the minibus. ”

Shopee nodded, "That's it." He ordered the people to pull up a few tents next to the coffin—this time they were carrying small tents for travel, each of which could sleep up to two or three people, so they had to pull a few more.

The girls had to go to sleep in the minibus, and Shopee had to let them go, and appointed Tian Xiaobing to lead the team, and he took the girls to camp at the minibus parked in the south of the village.

Here, Shopee also made arrangements for each tent: "Kesi and I live in tent No. 1, Hengqi, Xie Ke, and Liu Yong live in tent No. 2, Lao Shen and peasants live in tent No. 3, and Datou, Xiao Ziang and Huang run live in tent No. 4." But you all note that the tent is only a temporary resting place, and we have to stay outside the tent most of the time to watch the coffin. ”

Huang Ran was puzzled: "Why is this? You don't know that there are so many mosquitoes in the countryside that they are moldy, and staying outside the tent is purely the 'blood bank' of mosquitoes!"

Shopee sneered, "That's no way, we have to keep the spirit!"

Heng Qi shouted: "We've been busy all day, and we're hungry, so let's go and fill our stomachs." ”

Yang Hao said: "This is only one kilometer away from Guxi Village, in fact, everyone can come to my house to cook, but now we obviously can't leave, because from now on, we have actually entered the role of the guardian." So we had to buy some food in the nearest village. What do you think of Shopee?"

Shopee nodded, "Agreed." ”

At that moment, he went to the village with Yang Hao, farmers, Lao Shen and others to buy food, and used a fast food box to make a few packs. And those who did not go to buy food are here to guard the coffins of the dead.

Although it was already evening, the weather was still very hot, and the tent was like a steamer, and everyone stayed far away under a few trees to cool off, and did not dare to stay in the tent or stand by the coffin.

The girls haven't gone to the bus yet, waiting for dinner to come back.

Everyone was a little depressed, but Huang Ran was very active, constantly teasing everyone there. Everyone had just been in a car accident during the day, and although there were no broken tendons, they basically caused some minor injuries, and the least injured people also rubbed some red potion, purple potion, and a band-aid, and the heavier ones were wrapped in gauze or bandages. There was still a bit of a dull ache in the wounds on everyone's bodies. Therefore, all the people hated Huang Ran even more, and they wanted to eat him and eat him. However, it was impossible to really beat him, so I had to endure and ignore him.

But Huang ran ran this person more and more frightened, as if today was his happiest day, kept talking to himself, and sometimes burst into a smirk.

Xie Ke was furious, and quietly touched Heng Qi and said: "Stinky boy, Huang Ran is too slutty, he should be treated." ”

Heng Qi said: "We must cure this slut, but how to treat him?"

Xie Ke scratched his scalp and said: "Three stinky fart kings, the top Zhuge Liang, let's bring the big head and Xiao Ziang too, listen to their opinions, these two sluts have a lot of ghost ideas, maybe they can fight evil with evil!"

Heng Qi nodded and said, "Yes, this is called fighting poison with poison!" At that moment, he motioned to Datou and Xiao Ziang with his eyes to come over, and then quietly asked them how to cure Huang and run.

Xiao Ziang said: "To cure such a disgusting person as Huang Run, you must use disgusting methods." I've got a little buckwheat poop here that I haven't eaten, so let's use this as bait to lure Huang Ran to the bait!"

Heng Qi hurriedly asked, "What kind of buckwheat poop is it?"

Xiao Ziang took out a plastic bag from the pocket of his clothes, and in the plastic bag was a tube of ham sausage thick sauce purple stuff, which looked disgusting, but the smell of buckwheat revealed after opening the plastic bag proved that this thing was food, not something else.

But Heng Qi still felt a sense of nausea, and whispered: "Damn, isn't this poop?"

Xiao Ziang said: "It's like poop, but it's not poop." ”

"Then what are you going to do to cure Huang Run?"

"I have a plan...... Xiao Ziang said his plan by clinging to the ears of Heng Qi, Xie Ke and Big Head.

said that Huang Ranran was laughing with those girls at the moment, and although the girls were also disgusted with him, they finally gave him back face and said a few words to him. At this time, Xiao Ziang came over and looked at Huang Ranran: "Huang Ranran, Heng Qi said to make a bet with you." ”

Huang Ran tilted his head and said, "Bet on what?"

The big head interjected: "There are two lumps of 'buckwheat baba' in the open space in the woods over there, you and Heng Qi eat one lump, do you dare?"

Huang Ranran's pointed nose to the sky and said, "What buckwheat poop?"

"Just check it out. Xiao Ziang said.

So Huang ran ran and followed the crowd over. When I got to the woods over there, I saw two piles of on the ground, and there was no "buckwheat poop" at all.

Huang Ran ran was furious and said, "Isn't this just, where did the buckwheat baba come from?"

Xiao Ziang nodded and said, "It's indeed." Now Hengqi wants to bet with you, if one person eats a piece of, those who dare to eat can win a hundred yuan, and those who dare not eat will lose a hundred yuan!"

"Aren't you crazy, bet on eating, I won't do it!" Huang Ranran, no matter how stupid he is, he won't bet on people to eat, unless he is already crazy.

"Huang Runran, you shrug it, haha, if you look at it, I dare to eat!" Heng Qi suddenly flashed out from behind the woods.

Huang Ranran's eyes widened and said, "You dare to eat it?" This is, do you dare to eat it?"

Heng Qizheng said: "Of course! You look, I eat this lump on the left, after I eat it, you not only have to give me a hundred yuan, but also kowtow to me three times, or call me three times! If you refuse to give money, refuse to kowtow, and refuse to call Dad, then eat the on the right!"

Huang Ran ran was agitated by Heng Qi, his rational mind was suddenly overwhelmed, and the blood surged upwards at the moment, and he stared at him and said: "Stinky boy Hengqi, as long as you dare to eat, I will dare to eat, I want to see who is shrugged?"

Heng Qi laughed and said, "Okay, you look, I'll eat it!" At that moment, he grabbed the piece of "" on the left with his hand and ate it.

"You...... Okay, stinky boy, you really dare to eat, I admire it! But I'm not sensational, you look at it, I dare to eat it!" Huang Ran was dumbfounded, and also walked to the piece of on the right, planning to learn to balance it and eat it with his hands.

Huang Ranran didn't know that what Heng Qi was eating was actually buckwheat poop, which was not at all. And the on the right is the real, and it's balanced. Therefore, when Huang Ran approached this piece of, he immediately smelled the smell of in his nose, and this smell was so smoked that he almost vomited the contents of his stomach. At the same time, the color of the made his throat gush with sour water.

To be honest, he really didn't want to eat this thing, but when he thought that Heng Qi had eaten a lump, he couldn't lose to Heng Qi no matter how he was, otherwise he wouldn't be looked down upon by them in the future?

"Eat quickly!" Heng Qi, Xie Ke, Datou, Xiao Ziang and others all coaxed.