Everyone turned their heads and saw that it was Huang Ranran. Before Shopee could speak, someone else objected: "Huang Ranran, is this where you can do it? You are in charge of the steering wheel even if you have not achieved enough things and failed more than anything, do you want to kill us?"

Shopee also remembered an incident three years ago: "Three years ago, you seemed to have had a chance to fight for the steering wheel, but you hit and killed one, and the whole car was injured, don't want to repeat the scene three years ago today!"

Huang Ran said solemnly: "Shopee, I promise with my personality that I will never stage the scene three years ago, as the saying goes, people can't step into the same river twice!"

"Others may not step into the same river twice, but you can run!" Shopee sneered coldly.

"You are completely empiricist at work, and you are comparing the past with the present me! Wouldn't people make progress? If it weren't for the fact that the villager drove a cow on the road in the middle of the night, and if it weren't for the reflection of the cow's back so that I couldn't see the cow, how could my car crash into the cow? It's broad daylight now, even if there is a fellow villager driving the cow, I can see it clearly, can I hit it again? Also, am I not good at driving, that's why you keep looking at me with colored glasses? I have passed a strict test and got a A photo!" Huang Ran looked at Shopee sternly.

As soon as Shopee touched Granite's head, he really couldn't refute Huang Ranran, and the others also shut up.

Huang Ran chased after him with a victory: "I said, is it easy for me to have accidents when I drive, or is it easy for the dizzy Hengqi or Kesi, who has been rusty with driving skills, to have an accident?"

"Why can't I object to your strong words?" Shopee kept scratching the back of his head.

Yang Hao persuaded: "Shopee, it's okay, just let Huang run away, his driving skills are completely passable, and I also believe that there will not be so many emergencies." ”

Shopee said helplessly: "Okay, Huang Run, you come to drive!" But you old boy remember, the lives of our carloaders are in your hands!"

Huang Ranran nodded and said, "Then how can it be? If something happens, I won't be able to escape either." ”

"Yes, Huang ran to the left and the right to have an accident, I think it is really going to happen. The old god fidgeted.

Other people are also talking about it - it is really impossible to let a person who has not achieved enough and failed to drive with more than enough failures.

But what if you don't worry? Now you can only let Huang Ran run away.

Heng Qi was a little sober at this time, he sat on the passenger seat and said: "Huang Run and drive, I will monitor him, in case he makes a mistake, I will grab his steering wheel." ”

Shopee nodded in agreement, "So be it." ”

So Huang Ran ran sat in the driver's seat and became addicted to driving. I saw him skillfully start the car, blast the gas, hang the gear, and palm the direction, like a veteran driving a car. And the car was quite smooth, without even a bit of bumps.

After a few corners in a row and a few meetings on a narrow section, everyone finally put a little at ease with him.

And Yang Hao also mentioned that it is only more than ten miles from here to Guxi Village, and the road has been very flat, and in a few minutes, it is estimated that it will be at the entrance of the village, so no matter how it is, it is impossible to have an accident in these few minutes.

At this time, the road is running in a canyon, the left side of the road is a hillside, and on the right side is a stream about ten meters wide, the stream is very clear, it does not look deep, through the stream you can see the pebbles at the bottom of the water, of course, the road is not high from the stream, at most one or two meters away. On the other side of the stream are rice fields, the green rice rises and falls like waves in the sea, and there are some wooden farmhouses scattered on the distant hills, which look simple and elegant.

Everyone gradually forgot that it was Huang Ran who drove them, and they all stretched out their heads to enjoy the scenery outside the window, and let out sighs of praise from time to time.

At this moment, a funeral procession appeared in front of them, all dressed in white robes and wrapped like worshippers performing mystical rituals. They blew suona, struck gongs, and carried coffins along the highway slowly.

There were about forty or fifty mourners, and the roads were crowded in the dark. However, it is a little strange that these people do not walk on the side of the road, but in the middle of the road in a zigzag pattern, and also make a "ho mile ho" sound, and their walking is also a little erratic, sometimes fast, sometimes slow, sometimes left, and sometimes right.

"What are these people doing?" Shopee's head grew.

Yang Hao replied: "This is a kind of funeral ceremony here, the person who carries the coffin cannot walk in a straight line, nor can he walk in a regular manner, he must make a fuss, which is called 'funeral'." In fact, there is no special meaning, it is just to carry the mourners for fun. It is said that only when the funeral is 'disturbed' will the deceased go with peace of mind, and will everyone feel that everyone looks up to him and will come to see him off. The face of the bereaved family will also feel radiant. If no one mourns, the funeral will be too cold, not only will the deceased not be able to look down, but the bereaved family will also feel uneasy. ”

Everyone seemed to understand: "It turns out that there are such rules." ”

But when Huang Ran ran saw so many people on the road in front of him, he immediately panicked, and when the car was still more than ten meters away from the funeral procession, he mistook the accelerator for the brake and stepped on. As a result, the car crashed forward like a wild horse out of control......

"Huang Run, you stupid!" the whole car screamed in horror. Heng Qi also rushed to grab the steering wheel from Huang Ran's runner - due to the suddenness of the incident, he also panicked for a while, forgot to step on the brakes, and only cared about grabbing the steering wheel. As a result, although the steering wheel was grabbed by him, and the car was corrected by him, and did not crash into the crowd of funerals, but turned to the right, rushed out of the road, and rushed straight into the stream!

"The car is going to capsize!" everyone in the car was so shocked that everyone was bounced out of their seats, some hit the top of the car, some fell under the seats, and some crushed others......

"Balance it quickly and steady!" Yang Hao and Shopee both turned pale, and they roared almost at the same time.

Fortunately, after the car flew off the road, it flew some distance in the air and fell into the stream, but it still hit the ground with its wheels on its wheels and did not roll over or turn over to the sky. At the same time, the water in the stream was only up to the ankles. So the car just landed on the cobblestones, and was not flooded.

However, the people in the car all fell and their noses were swollen, and almost everyone hung up their colors.

A few hours later, everyone staggered out of the Guxi Village Health Center wrapped in gauze. Shopee said to Yang Hao: "It's really a blessing in misfortune, all the people are only skin injuries and minor injuries, none of them are seriously injured, the car was also lifted from the stream by a crane, and the damage to the vehicle is not very big, just some paint has been dropped, so the amount of compensation is not large." As for the group of villagers who sent them to the funeral, they were not harmed, but were a little frightened. Therefore, the whole incident is still within acceptable limits. But now there is a problem, the bereaved family wants us to compensate more than 20,000 yuan for mental damages, and also requires us to carry the deceased to the mountain for burial, which is a bit tricky. ”

Yang Hao said: "This place is called Yaumaxi Village, which is one kilometer away from Guxi Village, and is a close neighbor of Guxi Village. But the two villages are not part of the same administrative township, and I don't have any acquaintances here, so I can only do what they say. It is not difficult to carry the deceased to the mountain for burial, but the difficulty is that we don't have the money to pay the compensation now!"

"yes, that's a problem. Shopee scratched his sweaty head.

"I said a long time ago, if we take that sword to auction, we can get it back for a sum of money, and we won't be as poor as we are now. Huang Ranran, who had a bandage on his head, interjected.

"Huang Ranran, you still have the face to speak, you are not enough to succeed, more than one failure, I believe you so much, but you are angry, fart, don't you say that your driving skills are very good, why do you even use the accelerator as a brake? If it weren't for the balance of snatching your steering wheel, you don't know how much trouble you caused Lao Tzu!"

Huang Ranran defended: "I was at fault, but those villagers were too disrespectful, and they even carried coffins to play tricks on the road, and I didn't sue them for the crime of disturbing traffic order, so what do they want?"

"Huang Paoran, this is a village-level road, it is someone's territory, not a national highway or a provincial highway, it's good that people can let you drive, otherwise you will be accused of damaging the road that others have worked so hard to build, so that you can't eat and walk around! What else do you want?" the farmer standing next to Shopee interjected.

"Huang Ranran, this scumbag, should ask you to carry the coffin alone, and pay the compensation alone! You are the driver who caused the accident, and you should be fully responsible!" Heng Qi also roared loudly.

"This scumbag still has a face here, he should be beaten all over the ground to find teeth!" Xie Ke, Liu Yong, Datou, Xiao Ziang and others all rolled up their sleeves and roared in unison.

Yang Hao stopped everyone's impulse and persuaded him: "We will find a way to deal with the money later, we have negotiated with the villagers, and they agreed that we should postpone the payment of compensation." Therefore, the first thing to do now is to carry the coffin of the deceased to be buried. ”

Shopee nodded and said, "Yes, the deceased is the greatest, and it is safe to enter the ground, let's go and do this first." ”

Yang Hao said: "The coffin of the deceased is still parked in the open space in the west of the village, now while the time is still early, we will go and carry the coffin up the mountain for burial, right?"

The old god looked at the time, then at the sun, shook his head and said, "It's more than six o'clock in the afternoon, and the time for burial has long passed, but I'm afraid that the fellow won't let us carry it." ”

"That's better, we'll rest for the night, and we'll carry the dead ghost up the mountain and bury it tomorrow morning. Huang ran and said again.