Plastic surgery is a very popular industry in recent years, and there are many topics related to it.

Don't be in a hurry to deny it, the so-called idea is not necessarily so direct, most of the time it will be a manifestation of self-criticism. For example, I feel that my eyes are too small, such as that my nose is too big, such as that my chin is too long, such as that my lower body is too short.

That's it, no matter who you are, you will always be picky about your appearance and limbs, and this pickiness can only be made up for through obscenity in the past, until the emergence and rapid development of the plastic surgery industry, we finally have a chance to get what we want.

Yes, you read that right, today's wave of ridicule did not exclude himself as before, this time, the teacher is on the same side as you.

I admit that I'm a male god.,But male gods also have pursuits.,If you don't believe it, look at the spirit puppet.,It can be regarded as a totem idol and representative of the male god world, right?

As for my plastic surgery needs, there are two in total, one is height, I am only 1.75 meters, this height is okay, and being a public figure is not enough at all. The second requirement is not easy to say, but it can give you a hint that it is a part that needs to be adjusted along with the height ratio......

The Northern Raiders successfully entered the Northern Game Zone through the Sea Bridge, and I quickly caught up with them after I finished destroying the Yaki Orochi.

The first thing I did after that was to find Shiny and ask him to replace the Eye of Amblyopia with Lingjiao. The Northern Raiders are already approaching the hiding place of the Lingering Dynasty, and after destroying them, I plan to go directly to Amaterasu and clear the virtual gods on this side first, so I must do the key strengthening work well.

Lingjiao's operation went very smoothly, and after the operation, Lingjiao went out and took down a passing orangutan who buried the hero, it was a primate high-intelligence creature that had some deep feelings for the funeral hero, this is definitely a naked derailment betrayal.

Today I asked Wan Pei to take Yelu to inspect the logistics work, and I secretly found Shiny Debut, and told him what I needed.

"You see, we will become famous immediately, it must be famous through the ages, and when the time comes, my information will be too bad to compare with you, you are all one meter eight or nearly one meter nine, just me start with one meter seven, and the price will be dropped." ”

The shining appearance was very refreshing: "No problem, you respect the leader of the alliance, you should take care of the image." You don't have to be nervous, it's a minor surgery, it won't take an hour to do, and I can do it for you right now. ”

Shining appeared on the stage and put on white gloves as he spoke: "I'll give you anesthesia first, and you should take a nap, and everything will be done when you wake up." ”

I hurriedly interrupted him: "Don't worry, you said that you are a doctor who is more anxious than a patient, so what... Actually, I have some other needs. ”

"What needs?"

I squeaked, "It's... That one... Height enhancement surgery is to add leg length, right?"

Shiny appeared on the stage and smiled: "Most of them are required to be found from the legs, a few have necks, and there are really no ones that lengthen the upper body." ”

I said yes, only those with long legs can be called Oba, and if the upper body is too long and has no legs, it is called Alibaba. However, if the legs are too long, there is a problem.

"What's the problem?"

I scratched my little belly: "It's the proportions there... Do you look smaller when your legs are long?"

The originally relaxed shiny appeared on the stage with a strange expression: "Use height as an excuse, in fact, what you really want is to increase thickness, right?"

I sneered, "No... No, it's just ...... with proportions and visuals in mind."

"You're not the first person to do this with me, but I can tell you that I can't do that kind of plastic surgery." Worried that this abnormal experience would affect the player's mental health, the setting banned the surgery and any method that could change the size. ”

I saw that Shiny was telling the truth, and I couldn't help but feel a little disappointed: "Then forget it." ”

"What about heightened surgery?"

"Don't do it, the leg shorter proportions look like it can coordinate a little ......"

Shiny couldn't bear to see me lost, and suggested: "Then I'll do you a liposuction of your thighs and abdomen, according to your theory, it will look a lot stronger visually." ”

I thought it was the same thing, so let's make do with it, but as soon as I took off my pants and lay on the bed, before I could get started, a guard ran in.

"I'm damn it~" The guard was startled when he saw the scene in front of him.

I scolded you for not knocking on the door and shouting a report?

The guard was stunned for a moment, as if he had forgotten why he came in, and he slowed down for a long time before he said eagerly: "I'm sorry for the alliance leader, it's a rule set by the commander-in-chief, and in case of emergency, report it directly." ”

I lifted my pants and jumped out of bed: "What emergency?"

"The reconnaissance company has found the hiding place of the Liulian Dynasty, and they have taken the initiative to attack us, and the front asks for orders on whether to counterattack. ”

I said I still need to ask, slap them!

Everyone in the alliance knows that I am the real leader, and I often give orders beyond the ranks, and the guards have heard that I have made a decision, and they don't need to ask for instructions to appear on the stage, and go directly to give orders.

I was angry at Shining's debut: "Discipline your subordinates well, make a fuss all day, always cranky." ”

Shiny appeared on the stage and whispered: "You can't blame people for being cranky." ”

"What?"

"It's your own fault, first of all, this liposuction surgery is the easiest operation, I just need to use a skill, I don't have to take off my pants at all. Even if you want to take off your pants, you'll have a pair of panties left, and I'm embarrassed to take them off so much. And in the end, you just lay down on the bed I slept on, and the operating bed was in the back room. ”

"Whew... Then I'd better explain it to that guy, forget if I misunderstand, don't spread it, I'm worried that it will affect the morale of the military~"

"Don't worry about it, I'll just go back and tell him about it myself. Also, after the analysis just now, you didn't mean to do this, did you?"

"I'm ......"

"Let's go, the alliance leader first, let's see the battle situation. ”

The shining debut was pulled out of the lounge and into the combat command room, and the people in the command room looked stupid, and the guard who had just given the order was also there, only his expression was different, very intriguing, as if he was analyzing some complicated problem.

I didn't bother to pay attention to him, and as soon as I entered the command room, I was attracted by the real-time battle situation on the screen.

The battle footage was collected from high altitude by a supership, and at a glance, it was clear that two troops were engaged in a long-range battle.

Among them, the number of people is at a disadvantage, and the passive side is the reconnaissance company sent by the Northern Raiding Army, which is about 200 people.

The side that has the advantage of numbers and dominates the battle is the Lingering Dynasty composed of Amaterasu's believers, with about 5,000 people.

At this time, our reconnaissance company tightened its camp, and could only do passive defense, relying on the firepower cover of the super spaceship to barely support under the huge strength gap.

Although this super spaceship is of red quality, it is a functional type, and it is not very strong in terms of combat effectiveness.

The level of personnel on the side of the lingering dynasty is super high, and the combat power is extremely strong, judging from the light and shadow effects, everyone is a superb equipment, and all kinds of skills are bells and whistles, and you can see that the level is not low at a glance.

It's worthy of hugging the thighs of the virtual gods, and the benefits are good.

Shiny appeared on the stage and tidied up his hairstyle, and asked: "Report the battle situation!"

A staff officer held the folder and reported: "Report ......"

Shiny appeared on the stage and scolded: "Dumb, be louder!"

Well, I definitely learned from me.

The staff officer said loudly: "Report to the alliance leader and commander-in-chief, our No. 3 reconnaissance company was attacked by the enemy six kilometers away from the designated coordinates, and it is preliminarily confirmed that the enemy's identity is the cult lingering dynasty in the northern game area. ”

"According to equipment observation, this force has a total of 6,700 people, with an average level of 400 or above, and a combat strength of about 100,000, which is comparable to our elite troops. ”

"Before receiving the order to counterattack, the nearby 1st, 2nd, 4th, and 5th reconnaissance companies had already gone to reinforcements and were expected to arrive in ten minutes. The headquarters has just sent an elite regiment after receiving the order to counterattack, and it is expected to arrive in two hours!"

After the battle report, everyone looked at me, I am known for being arbitrary, and at this time, I let Shiny appear on the stage to command him.

I asked the staff officer: "How many reconnaissance units have been dispatched, and who is in charge?"

The staff officer replied: "A total of super spaceships and five reconnaissance companies were dispatched, led by Coach Lily. ”

The core personnel of these northern crusade armies are all the old departments of the Color Killing Guild, and they are used to calling Lily a coach, which shows that the weight of Lily in their hearts is very heavy.

If he leads the team, it is estimated that it is not a big problem, don't look at the usual unreliable, it is all pretended, he doesn't want to steal my limelight, and he knows that I have the intention of suppressing and blocking him, so he pretends to be ridiculous. His personal strength is absolutely so strong that he has nothing to say, although I have never seen him make a move, but I believe that at a critical juncture, he, a person who has been hugging the thighs of the eastern virtual gods for so long, will definitely not be afraid of this group of people who hug the thighs of the northern virtual gods.

It's getting closer and closer to the moment of the decisive battle, and I intend to hand over this dimension to Wang Shixiong and Lily after leaving.

It's time to unblock Lily and restore some of his prestige.

With this in mind, I ordered: "Inform Lily that he should lead his troops until reinforcements arrive, and do his best to reduce the damage of the reconnaissance troops." ”

The order was quickly conveyed, and Lily, who had been hiding in the supership, could no longer stay out of the matter, he knew that I was trying to make him take action, and he did not dare to disobey my orders.

The supership stopped the fire suppression, leaving enough safe space, and the Liulian Dynasty, which had previously suppressed the rhythm of the attack, immediately began to organize a charge, and the soldiers of the reconnaissance company in the defense looked at the sky in despair.

But their despair and incomprehension were soon replaced by excitement and excitement.

Because there is a familiar figure, after hiding for thirty years, it has descended as a king again.

Holding a steel pipe-shaped weapon in one hand and the hatch of the supership with the other, Lily first nodded to one of the cameras in the live broadcast, and then jumped down without hesitation to the cheers of the reconnaissance company on the ground and the command room of the headquarters.

The king is back and I'm looking forward to his performance.