Chapter 326: Flickering Lingjiao
Everyone is like a rich and prosperous person, everyone is pursuing beauty, and Indian ascetics know how to tie pigtails with flower hair ropes.
So what is the way to develop and become rich, and where is the shortcut to pursuing beauty?
The great ancestors have summarized our experience:
It is better to read 10,000 books than to travel 10,000 miles,
It is better to travel thousands of miles than to read countless people.
Reading countless people is not as good as holding an iron rice bowl,
It is better to inherit the inheritance than to hold the iron rice bowl.
This theory can be brought into my current career~
You see, I started by reading 10,000 books and hiding in all kinds of development and learning in the novice village.
Later, it was a journey of thousands of miles, running back and forth in the wilderness of the Chiba Desert.
After that, I read people and hugged my thighs, and the money millions, Lala, and Lily were all the objects I deliberately wooed.
In the end, the Sichun Alliance was finally built into an iron rice bowl and had a stable guarantee.
But if you want to greatly promote the salvation plan, you still have to rely on inheritance.
Look at how bright our snake teacher is, so polite, you said you would die if you died, why do you still have so many things left.
Eight red-quality treasures, as long as they are properly used, can definitely multiply my combat power several times, and then I don't have to be as dangerous as this one when I go to other virtual gods.
I already have a draft of the general direction of use, and I am going to smash the three elemental gems on this grass sword, and the grass sword will replace the purple green fairy sword to become my main weapon, and the purple green fairy sword only does the role of enhancing attributes.
I also want to use the Flowing Wind Tattoo myself, what I need is not the ability to fly, but I hope that through this ability, I can enhance the power of Sichun Swordsmanship. The predecessor of Sichun swordsmanship, the Huilong Sword Method, is a set of sword moves that rely very much on the body method, I don't have a massive amount of true qi light body this time, and I don't have the Yang Dragon Armor to help travel, so I can't give full play to the maximum power of the sword technique, if I can really get the ability to fly, I should be able to make up for the shortcomings in the body method.
I also have to learn the stance skill of the swamp.,My own combat style is more biased towards speed flow.,In the case that the speed aura has been upgraded to the full level.,It's difficult to have room for improvement.,If you can reduce the enemy's speed through the sluggish stance of the range.,The same will greatly enhance my attack.,At the same time, it can also indirectly improve the protection ability.。
The cane with the attribute of poisonous mist has been confirmed to be given to Sister Hong, Sister Hong has worked hard in this battle and almost sacrificed her life, so this cane will be used as an e-cigarette for her to play with. In addition to rewarding Sister Hong, another reason for not using this equipment is the characteristics of the poisonous mist, this thing spreads extremely fast, and it does not distinguish between friend and foe, and the damage is not particularly high, which does not match my combat style, and has no development value.
Finally, I don't plan to ask for the eyeball that can observe the weakness, although the attributes are very good, and I can achieve a safe transplant by looking for a shining debut, but when I think about this kind of organ transplant surgery, my leg is protruding, and I am resistant and disgusted in my heart.
If someone else is replaced, they may grit their teeth and accept the transplant for the sake of this perverted strong attribute, but what kind of identity am I, how can I harm myself for this little benefit, it's not worth it.
But... But this attribute is really too good, and it would be too wasteful if you don't use it.
"So King Lingjiao, the two of us are a pair of frames, pressing it on you is equivalent to pressing it on me, you will sacrifice it~"
Ling Jiao, who was enjoying Sister Hong's full-body wrapping massage service, squinted comfortably, and snorted after listening to my proposal: "Don't think~"
I was willing to give up, took a mirror and approached Lingjiao's side: "Look, hey, the king, you have been relying on this face to charm thousands of little female beasts, but don't you feel that there is any flaw?"
Lingjiao opened his eyes and glanced at the mirror, and narcissistically turned his head left and right: "Tsk, perfect." ”
I laughed: "Beauty is beauty, but it's definitely not perfect, and it's still a little bit worse." ”
Lingjiao was aroused by my curiosity and asked, "What's the difference?"
I gave it a flying eye: "It's in the window of the soul, in the eyeball." ”
Lingjiao blinked his husky-like dog eyes, a little unconvinced: "I'm here, dog-eyed, cute!"
If it is another dragon, if it is born with a pair of dog eyes, it will definitely be looking for death and life, which is too embarrassing. But our Lingjiao King is different, its life mission is not to correct the name of the dragon clan, nor is it to do any career. It came to the world with only one goal, and that was to scare all the little female beasts in the world.
Speaking of the little female beast, the king of Lingjiao is very experienced, he can play emotional routines if he can, play tough if he can't, and drug if he can't take it. However, there are hundreds of millions of living beings in the world, and there are always those rare and exotic beasts that neither play with feelings nor eat tough, and they can't be fascinated by drugs.
In the face of this situation, Lingjiao's pair of dog eyes worked.
As it summed up, its eyes are particularly cute, and they are irresistibly lethal to the little female beast who is born with maternal feelings. The Vermilion Bird Divine Beast in the Xianxia World, which is as noble as the dragon clan and known for its elegance and respect, was defeated by its pair of dog eyes.
So as soon as he heard me say that there was something wrong with his dog eyes, the Spirit Jiao King was immediately unhappy. After complaining, it decided to prove me wrong with practical actions.
"Red~"
Lingjiao greeted Sister Hong, Sister Hong immediately looked at it, Lingjiao's eyes widened, her mouth opened and her tongue was spit out, and she gasped twice like a dog, Sister Hong was immediately fascinated by the confusion and emotion, and she was about to take the initiative to dedicate herself in front of outsiders.
Lingjiao proudly asked me, "What's the matter?"
I laughed: "666, the king's means are not said, but you yourself know in your heart that your trick is imitating the husky to sell cuteness and stupidity, so the problem is here, the two eyes of the husky are different colors, you look at you, they are all black, and the imitation power will not be affected." ”
As I spoke, I pulled up a close-up of the husky's eyes from my notebook.
Lingjiao looked back and forth at the notebook and mirror, and exclaimed, "It's really good~"
I said that we are iron, I can still lie to you, as long as you can solve the problem of eye color, the skill of soaking the little female beast will definitely be able to go to the next level, and truly reach the perfect realm!
Lingjiao eagerly asked, "What's the matter?"
I took out the blue eyeballs that burst out of the Yaqi Snake: "Na~ This ethereal blue is deeper than the night sky, but it is not comparable to contact lenses, you just need to transplant it to yourself." ”
Lingjiao was a little relieved: "Pit me?"
I cut off: "Is it necessary for me to pit you? You don't know what kind of character I have, I want to pit you for pouring alcohol and using medicinal Xichun routines, why don't you get off the horse, why bother talking." My king, I'm really thinking about your career of sleeping all over the world, let's go back to heaven soon, if you don't improve your capital, you can win a few percent of the heavenly horses and dragons and phoenixes in the sky!"
Lingjiao chirped and chirped, thought about my suggestion very seriously, and finally slapped his thigh: "Mom!
Eh, my grass, I finally succeeded in flickering, but I was so tired.