This little ghost is still a glutton, and Master Ben didn't speak when he saw that she didn't have any bad intentions now, and continued to eat the dishes on the table, and then drink some wine, this life is too nourishing.

The brother looked at the master who was eating and drinking suspiciously, today's dish is as if there is no salt, why is the master so happy to eat.

"Master, don't you think the food is unpalatable?" Qian Fugui sat next to me and asked me, they ate like chewing wax, did the master eat so fragrant without a sense of taste.

"It's not bad, it tastes very good, the average hotel can't compare, it's delicious. After I finished speaking, I took another pair of chopsticks and greens, put them in my mouth, and chewed them.

Wu Shuai, who didn't believe in evil, picked up the chopsticks and put his hand on the green vegetables I had just eaten, put them directly in his mouth, chewed them a few times, and immediately spit on the table, "Damn, it's too unpalatable." ”

It's really fake, Li Yingjun also took a piece of green vegetables and put it in his mouth to taste it, and finally spit it on the table.

"Your master can't be without a sense of taste, right?" Liu Yu whispered, but the brothers didn't reply.

The four of them watched me eat there alone, and after a while, the seven dishes on the table entered my stomach alone.

"Where's the food in the back?" I asked, looking at the empty plate in front of me, the restaurant was a little slow to serve, but it tasted okay.

"Master, why can't we taste what you eat?" Li Yingjun grabbed his hair, picked up a glass of beer and toasted me.

During the intermission, Master Ben lit a cigarette, Qian Fugui immediately took out a lighter and lit it for me, took a puff and said lightly: "You ask An Xiaomeng, this is also a glutton, smell all the dishes you want to put in your mouth." Pointing to the plate with a few green vegetables, I said to An Xiaomeng again, "You let them taste it." ”

pursed her lips, An Xiaomeng made a move, and Brother Yan and Liu Yu almost didn't spit it out.

Ahh

What a daze, I quickly reminded them, so that they can now taste whether it tastes or not, who knows that these four fools will shake their heads like rattles.

Even if you're a cute little Lori, you can't do such a vulgar thing, spitting on the dish, and letting us eat, the master is also a talent.

"Give it to me, she's not dirty, what you see is just appearances, a bunch of unproductive things. "Seeing that none of this brother dares to move the chopsticks, I am a little unhappy, I can't accept this, how to go with this master in the future, I pointed to the green vegetables, and his tone was a little stern, "Eat it." ”

Lean, look at the master's righteous and awe-inspiring appearance, let our brother eat saliva, why don't you eat it?

In fact, it wasn't so disgusting at all, this An Xiaomeng is also a quirky personality, and this is sincerely disgusting them

Knock knock, the waiter came to serve the food again, and the group of people just looked at it and didn't speak, and the empty plate was removed by the waiter.

Qian Fugui quickly picked up the chopsticks and put the food in his mouth, and Li Yingjun saw An Xiaomeng behind the master and sucked in his mouth.

Sure enough, there was still no taste, Qian Fugui turned his head to look at An Xiaomeng, who was smashing his mouth behind him, and immediately turned around and picked up the big gourd: "You let me in, you take it!"

Liu Yu was completely stunned now, and saw that the little girl who was fine just now instantly got into the gourd with Qian Fugui's words.

Is it an illusion, Liu Yu still refused to believe it, patted his pockmarked face with his hand, lowered his body and sneered: "Amazing, it turns out that it's not magic, it's illusion! ”

Li Yingjun said impatiently: "Mazi, your head is caught in the door, and your eyesight is not very good, this is a Taoist technique, that little girl is a ghost, a ghost!"

Wu Shuai was too lazy to speak, so he started eating directly, and the dishes on the table after putting away An Xiaomeng really tasted again, or what the master said was right, no matter how much you tell them, it will take a lot of effort to talk to these mortals, how can it be like their brothers are born to cultivate the destiny, at this moment, Wu Shuai felt that the whole person was sublimated, he thought that he was no longer a human being, but that he was going to become a great immortal in the future, and then looked at Liu Yu's eyes on the side, as if he was looking at an ape that had not fully evolved.

"Master, let's have a drink, thanks to the master for protecting me today. Wu Shuai picked up the wine glass and stood up and said to Master Ben seriously, he is not particularly stupid, where does the cool feeling from the outside to the inside come from in the dream, as long as you are not a fool, you can guess.

Even if you kid has a conscience, this master happily picked up the wine glass and touched a glass with Wu Shuai, "Pay attention next time, not every time you are a teacher, your Taoism is too shallow, let's eat quickly, have a good rest at night, and I will give you a good practice." ”

Liu Yu thought about it, slapped his thigh and stood up, looking at our master and apprentice back and forth in shock, "Uncle! It's really a ghost, and it is impossible to do it to this extent in reality." ”

How many times have you told you, it's a ghost, it's a ghost, did you listen to it, and now we're eating, you've reacted.

Qian Fugui was eating a meat steak, and was almost choked to death by Liu Yu's fierce shock, covering his neck with both hands and rolling his eyes on the side.

Li Yingjun hurriedly bypassed Liu Yu and came to Qian Fugui's side and patted him on the back, and said angrily: "Mazi, you are going to die, didn't I tell you just now, what are you calling now, hurry up and eat." ”

Now the brother is not interested in showing off, the master ate so fast just now, if I talk to you a few more words, I am afraid that I will go back hungry.

But Liu Yu is very excited now, why is the brother really a ghost hunter now? You must know that he is also a bit of a homely person on weekdays, he has nothing to read novels or something, what kind of fighting magic, the golden bell hood iron cloth shirt is not close to the magic of Taoist priests, what are you waiting for when you open your eyes today?

"Master Wang Ji!" Standing up with a bang, Liu Yu wiped his big back and kicked the plastic bench to the side with one kick.

I had a chicken leg in my mouth, and when I heard someone shouting, I raised my head and looked, this Liu Yu didn't know what he was crazy about, and suddenly it was like going to the execution ground, and that look at me was like looking at a beautiful woman in a miniskirt, what's the matter, do you want to eat this master.

Who knew that this Liu Yu knelt on the ground with a puff, which scared me, and my brother was also confused by Mazi's appearance, this is to recognize his relatives? Could it be that Liu Mazi is the illegitimate son of the master?

"The master is on the top, please accept the apprentice Liu Yu's worship. "After speaking, you are going to kowtow to me, throw out all the chicken legs that I am scared of, quickly get out of the way, if you want to kneel, kneel your father, why do you kneel me.

Come on, my brother saw that this kid was also going to apprentice and immediately explained, "Cultivation has to bear five evils and three shortcomings, you kid is crazy to learn the Tao, and your father knows not to break your legs."

I just looked at my brother talking to Liu Yu about the disadvantages of cultivating the Tao, and thought to myself, there are so many disadvantages of cultivation, you are still talking to me and learning from me, it is really shameful, but after thinking about it, this master does not plan to accept any more apprentices, after all, the money is enough, bah blah, it is enough to cross them, and it has nothing to do with money, here I want to make a special statement, my Master Wang is not open! No, no, it is my Master Wang who does not love money!

Will the brothers let people snatch the important magic weapons from the master again? No, is it love? Of course not, so they simply didn't eat, so they surrounded Liu Yu at the table and began to persuade him for half an hour.

After being full of wine and food, I lit a cigarette and looked at the brother who was still preaching and said, "After eating for the teacher, let's go back and rest early, and we will train tomorrow." ”

Liu Yu's brain was now a mess of mush, and after being interrupted by me, he said to his brother: "The bad thing is that I have said so much, why are you all cultivating." ”

One sentence blocked my brother's mouth, and I glanced at Qian Fugui, asked him to pick up the big gourd, and prepared to go back.

"Boy, forget it if you don't have anything to do with the poor road, but if you encounter any supernatural things, you can come to Master Ben. "I'm going to push the door and go out

The master was leaving, Liu Yu hurriedly stood up, "Master, you can take me one, I really want to learn." ”

It's not that this master doesn't want to accept you, it's shameful enough for these three stupid masters to take this master, and I will really have no face to see people if I take you out with a pockmarked face.

However, there are still many hermits in this world, although they are 108,000 miles worse than this master, but there is still no problem teaching you.

"There are many places in this world where you can cultivate, if you really want to learn, I think you should think about it, the five disadvantages and three shortcomings are not a joke, it is not a child's house. The master walked out calmly with a cigarette in his mouth, leaving a deep back.

"Mazi, the master is serious, you think about it and then talk about it, next time you come to play, Brother Qian will turn it over for you. Patting Liu Yu on the shoulder, Li Yingjun comforted.

What the master said was not unreasonable, Liu Yu also calmed down and asked Li Yingjun: "Brother Jun, are you lonely or disabled." ”

You are just lonely and disabled, Li Yingjun thought about it for a while, he couldn't let him know that the master had great ability to reach the sky, so he pretended to be very sad, covered his heart with his hand and said: "I am crippled, I could have lived 120 years and now I can only live 90 years old, it's too miserable." ”

Liu Yu was also very sad when he heard it, wait!90? You can still live to be 90 years old, you are uncomfortable, scratched his face and said to Li Yingjun: "Then I'll send you away." ”

Wu Shuai shook his hair and said lightly, no need, it's not a life or death.

Out of the alley, after the four of us master and apprentice served bread, Qian Fugui's stomach gurgled, and he suddenly woke up, Damn, they didn't seem to have eaten anything just now.

Li Yingjun drove the car, clicked on the navigation and drove back towards the façade of our Dongcheng District.

In the car, Li Yingjun lit a cigarette and said softly: "Let's keep a low profile next time, almost many juniors." ”

The speaker had no intention of listening to the heart, so Master Ben wiped the grease stains from the corners of his mouth with his thumb and said disdainfully: "What, do you think I will still find an apprentice? ”

Oh, the master still feels sorry for us, I know that we haven't taken so many sycophants in vain, and we must work harder in the future to shoot the master's coffin.

"Master, so we are your founding disciples?" Qian Fugui said excitedly, this cow, how powerful the master is has already been taught, such a thick thigh is now hanging on their brothers, and the thigh hair is not pulled by their brothers?

Seeing that I didn't speak, Wu Shuai also smiled, twisted his body like a hemp pole on the seat, and shouted at Li Yingjun: "Yingjun, let's sing a song." ”

The energetic music sounded in the car, and I quietly watched these three stupid roe deer there, accepting apprentices? Are you planning to let me open a mountain and establish a faction, and then look at the ugly appearance of the brother, and think of Liu Yu's pockmarked face, the four of them called me Master, my old opponent's ridiculous and mocking words seemed to have exploded in my ears at this moment, and my whole body couldn't help but tremble, ugly men and strange big leagues?

What are you kidding?,Accept this master like you again live chop diao.。。。