"There's a lot of nonsense, hurry up and get the vegetables, can we still treat you badly?" Wu Shuai hurriedly got up and pushed Liu Yu out, they have been educated by the master for the past two days, and they know that their master is a stinky and shameless, arrogant, face-loving, stingy and showy person, if you say that he can eat, I think our brother will not see the sun tomorrow.

was pushed out of the hut, Liu Yu looked confused, but he didn't think much about it, what is like gathering like things, the IQ of this brother's friends must be on the same level, how can he think so much in his head.

directly stepped on the slippers to find his father in front, and within 3 minutes, Liu Yu ran back again, went into the house and found a plastic stool and sat down.

"Your big gourd, your big gourd is the same gourd I love for turnips. Liu Yu looked at the big gourd behind Qian Fugui and asked

Qian Fugui, who was helping the master with the tableware, heard Mazi ask him, and said a little shyly: "Mazi, brother told you, you can be regarded as an eye-opener today." ”

Master Ben took out a cigarette and turned his head to interrupt Qian Fugui, "Don't talk about these, keep a low profile." ”

Since the master didn't let Qian Fugui say anything, he didn't say anything more, but Liu Yu became curious, and stood up to touch the big gourd to see if there was anything different.

Seeing that Liu Yu was about to touch his gourd, Qian Fugui hurriedly pressed him back to his seat: "Don't go, there's nothing to see." ”

"What's the difference? Brother Gui, you're also stingy. Liu Yu, who had a pockmarked face, said disapprerovingly, don't let me see my brother, let's be friends anyway.

Liu Yu, who lowered his head and was a little lost, said a word to get the wine and went out of the house.

Seeing Liu Yu go out, Qian Fugui looked at me who was smoking and whispered, "Master, Mazi is his own person, can't he say it?"

"Do you know what good this is for him? aren't you afraid that he'll treat you brothers like a psychopath?" spitting out a smoke ring, Master Ben tapped his fingers lightly on the table, did you forget what uniforms the four of us were wearing?

Wu Shuai and Li Yingjun were so handsome that they stopped silently smoking cigarettes in a daze.

Oh, let me go, this Wu Shuai also smokes? This is the first time this master has seen him smoke in the past two days, so the little fat man Fugui can also smoke?

Curiosity came up, and I said to Wu Shuai, "Wu Shuai, you also smoke?"

Wu Shuai was actually thinking about what kind of ghost he would raise when his mana was higher in the future, and was called back by the master with a word.

"Master, what did you just say?" Wu Shuai looked at me, and his fingers skillfully flicked the cigarette ash on the cigarette butt.

Connoisseur, this skillful movement cannot be so natural in a few years, and Master Ben can only ask again.

What does the master mean when he asks them if they can smoke?" "Yes, not only I will, but we also smoke our brothers, including the pockmarks that go out to get wine." ”

I opened the cigarette case and handed it to Qian Fugui and said, "You kid, don't follow me to smoke second-hand smoke, since you said that Liu Xiaomazi is your friend, then you can talk casually, and you won't participate as a teacher." ”

You talk about you, I'm hungry now, and I'm going to have to wait for this dish.

After a while, Liu Yu opened the door with his feet, and entered the house with a box of beer, "Cold beer, this thing is cool now." ”

Quickly put the beer on the table, Li Yingjun also came back to his senses, saw a few bottles of beer on the table, opened his mouth and said: "You are too little? What are you doing, Mazi! Big brother, I found that you are too bad at doing things now, how can this wine be counted." ”

Li Yingjun stretched out five fingers and shook them in front of Liu Yu, Liu Yu thought to himself? Aren't you here to eat? After asking for 20 dishes and drinking so much, you don't want to die at his house.

"Aren't you going to drive? I think you're hungry, so I'll have less wine. As soon as Liu Yu finished speaking, he was pushed out of the room by Li Yingjun, who stood up, and was about to speak again, but was interrupted by Li Yingjun's push.

What's wrong with this guy today? Did you take the wrong medicine? Liu Yu is now a monk in the second brother-in-law, and he is confused, and his ass is not hot, so he comes out again?

Well, you are brothers, Liu Yu can only continue to move the wine in front, muttering as he moves: "It's so strange, it's not their style to order so much, I haven't seen it for so many years, I'm tired." ”

It took 3 trips back and forth to bring five more boxes of beer into the house from the front, Qian Fugui looked at Liu Yu, who was panting and puffing on the plastic stool, and was also a little embarrassed, but the truth must not be said.

Li Yingjun opened the beer with a wine driver, picked up the cup in front of me and filled it, and put it in front of Master Ben with some flattery

"Master has worked hard today, you moisten your throat first. Unpretentiously patting the ass, Li Yingjun also carefully put the wine in his hand in front of me.

This kid can, and the brothers' ability to pat on the back is increasing day by day in the past two days.

Li Yingjun pointed at me, and said to Liu Yu a little arrogantly: "Mazi, don't say that the brothers don't treat you as a friend, let you see and refresh your kid's world view today!"

Looking at Li Yingjun's face, which is now dragging like 2580,000 yuan, Liu Yu is completely dizzy, what is it to refresh the worldview, you are a fool when he has a primary school diploma?

This Liu Yu is also illiterate, don't look at the family as a food stall, he is also a little famous in H City, and there is no shortage of money, to put it bluntly, he is the same as their brothers, who are uneducated and unskilled, and wait for death.

But now the brothers are different, they have mutated, they are now masters, masters who can catch ghosts.

When the brothers looked at Liu Yu again, they immediately felt that he was shorter than them, more than four plus signs.

"Brother Jun, what do you mean? Why do you refresh your world view?" Liu Yu felt that they were weird today when he saw his brothers, but if he looked closely, there was nothing different? Could it be hair? It used to be a sky-high hairstyle, but now it is different with a ponytail? No, is it because it has become particularly edible? As soon as I think about it, I have to eat 20 dishes and 6 cases of beer, yes, it must be able to eat.

Wu Shuai said arrogantly towards Qian Fugui: "Fugui, open your eyes to Mazi with the treasure you just received, and let him take a good look at the current skills of the brothers." ”

Turned his head and looked at the master who was drinking beer, and saw that I didn't say anything, Qian Fugui relieved his heart, and was ready to start chattering, now that my brother Niu X is broken, why do you have to find someone to show off.

Swaying the round flesh, Qian Fugui picked up the big gourd that was placed aside and slowly uncorked it.

Liu Yu looked at Qian Fugui disappreliantly, this is just a gourd, what is the fuss, suddenly he saw a scene that he will never forget, only to see a faint green light floating out of the big gourd, and the green light slowly condensed and turned into a little girl.

The eyeballs are about to fall out, and they are very lively? Carefully looked at the little girl not far away with her eyes, black uniform and small leather shoes, white stockings, double ponytail delicate little face with baby fat is very cute, and with those big eyes, Liu Yu's saliva dripped on the ground unconsciously.

He stammered a little when he spoke, "Rich, brother Fugui, have you learned magic? ”

What do you mean by this, why are our brothers now magicians? Magicians are a, we are people who can do the way.

There was a knock on the door, and three waiters opened the door and walked in, each with a few dishes in their hands.

Seeing that there were outsiders, the brothers didn't refute Liu Yu, but Liu Yu didn't stop, and smiled at me who was drinking and said: "Feelings, you are a master of magic, this hand is really powerful, I haven't found one more person since I came in." ”

Listening to Liu Yu's words, I raised my head and looked at the pockmarked young man and replied, "This is a ghost." ”

The waiter withdrew after finishing the food, I picked up the chopsticks and started eating and ignored these stupid shortcomings, today can be regarded as the master of this hungry, I want us to eat on time in the third courtyard, but don't you say, this little pockmark his food tastes really good.

Liu Yu's expression of crying and laughing was just about to take a bite of chopsticks, but he was pressed by Li Yingjun on the side.

"Brother Jun, what's wrong with you?" Liu Yu looked at Li Yingjun and asked, he didn't eat either, he came to eat early, but he had been waiting at home, and the dishes were served and he wasn't allowed to eat.

Stretched out his hand and pointed at Xiao Lolian Xiaomeng, Li Yingjun looked at Liu Yu seriously and said, "This is really a ghost, my brother is now cultivating, this is our master Master Wang Jiwang." ”

What a ghost? Liu Yu was a little hairy by his brothers, and then he noticed that the clothes on the four of them were the same, and there were still a few words on his chest, his eyes swept away, Liu Yu immediately broke out in a cold sweat, and the three eldest brothers were all mentally ill, but they were fine a few days ago, why did they even wear clothes today?

It's a good time, they are still so young, Liu Yu's eyes turned red all of a sudden, although he has no culture, but he sees the word love and righteousness more than anything else, nodded at his brother and tears are about to fall, and the chopsticks in his hand are also put on the table, "The three brothers said yes, then she is a ghost, a ghost." ”

What do you mean by saying yes, she is! The brother was just about to explain to Liu Yu, but An Xiaomeng on the side walked to the dining table and approached Qian Fugui and said in a glutinous voice: "Can I smell the smell?"

Oops, this little girl is so cute, I didn't expect it to be with them, it's so pitiful, Liu Yu said with a crying voice: "Tell the big brother what you want to eat, don't smell it, oh mom! It's so pitiful, woo, I can't stand it." ”

What is this kid crying about? I put down my chopsticks and looked at him with an unhappy face, Wu Shuai hurriedly slapped Liu Yu with his hand and said, "Crying ball, this is really a ghost, we are really cultivating again now." ”

"Yes, yes, the three elder brothers are now cultivating, it's okay, we're still brothers, come! I salute my brothers and the master with a cup." Liu Yu wiped his tears and picked up a bottle of beer to touch a glass.

The four of us picked up the wine glass and touched it with a confused face, and saw Liu Yu pour a bottle of cold beer into his stomach with a clatter.

My brother's face twitched, why didn't Mazi go out with his brain today, I told him, he didn't believe that this was a ghost in front of him, yes, the more he explained, the more chaotic it became, so he simply ignored this brain-dead, eat some food first and then explain to him.

Holding his breath, the brother began to eat, and he wanted to play a majestic show in front of his friends, but he didn't expect it to make no sense at all.

After eating a few bites, the elder brother frowned, looked at Liu Yu who was still wiping his tears, and Li Yingjun said unhappily: "Mazi, what is the situation of your food today is like chewing wax, there is no taste at all." ”

Liu Yu raised his head suspiciously, it shouldn't be, he knows his family's craftsmanship, he hasn't eaten much outside since he was so old, after all, how can the food outside be as delicious as his family, picking up chopsticks Liu Yu picked up a piece of meat and put it in his mouth, and was immediately spit out by him, "Damn, what is this? Why is it tasteless?"

I raised my head when I heard the sound and looked at An Xiaomeng on the side, she saw me looking at her, and immediately wiped the corners of her mouth with her hand and lowered her head a little embarrassed.