"Evil beast, watch Master Ben's thunder spell kill you, where to run you dead rabbit!" In his sleep, Master Ben was repairing an old rival and opened his eyes in a daze.

Yawned, got up from the couch, stretched Meimei, and the sun shone through the gap in the curtains.

What time is it? The three apprentices on the ground were still meditating, and if it weren't for the snoring sound coming from their mouths, Master Ben would have thought that they were working hard to cultivate.

Master Ben didn't rush to wake them up, and directly picked up the big gourd by the wall and looked at it.

Do people have such unique tastes now? I was a little puzzled when I held the big gourd made of plastic, the big gourd was yellow and yellow, and there were some unintelligible symbols printed on it.

Forget it, these guys are quite comfortable to get along with, and they are also very attentive to serving people, so if you like it, let's get it.

Picking up a big gourd, my fingers drew a talisman in the air, and the ice-blue talisman exuded a chill in the master's hand, "Ice cold hydrolysis, five yuan away, go." ”

The charm disappeared after being printed on the big gourd, and he scratched his hair, as if he still owed, this is a device to collect ghosts.

"Seal the spirit and resist the ghost, town!" and drew the ghost control talisman again, this master nodded with satisfaction, although this thing can't subdue any big spirits and evil ghosts now, but it is more than enough to deal with some small ghosts.

Concocted in the same way, after getting three big gourds, Master Ben found the bathroom and began to wash up, and there was no change of clothes or anything on his body, these boys should have been brought by someone yesterday, right?

Master Ben found a cabinet and stretched out his hand to open it, and saw the pile of tricameral uniforms inside, the corner of Master Ben's mouth twitched, Damn, how many hospital gowns did these three fools have?

I didn't believe in evil, so I opened another wardrobe door, and when I looked at it, I was all flip-flops, and these were going to be wholesale, and I actually got a bunch of slippers and hospital gowns.

I took a breath, took a new set of hospital gowns in my hand, and found a new pair of flip-flops and walked into the bathroom.

After taking a shower and washing off the smell of alcohol and lobster, Master Ben stood at the door of the living room in a hospital gown and stepped on flip-flops.

Hey, this guy is still sleeping?

"Wake up, wake up, how long have you been asleep? "I yelled at them and tapped a basin in my hand.

The three people who were awakened by the continuous knocking sound were all buzzing in their heads, what is the situation, by the way, aren't they cultivating, why did they fall asleep?

"Master, we're up, don't knock. Li Yingjun frowned and complained, and stood up to wash his face.

Wu Shuai hurriedly straightened his legs, and the legs that had been crossed all night now felt particularly sour when they were straightened, and he simply got up on the carpet.

Qian Fugui rubbed his eyes, shook his head again, and then touched his head, huh?

Seeing that Qian Fugui was touching his head and knowing that he was looking for the little pig, I said directly: "The contract spirits can go back by themselves, they actually don't like the mortal world, don't touch it, hurry up and wash up, and surprise you." ”

The two of them immediately got up from the ground, and Li Yingjun, who was washing, brushed his teeth faster.

Master Ben can see that this guy is a personality that can't afford to be unprofitable, which is simply that.

It's too similar to Master Ben, and I said to the three of them again, "By the way, take a shower and change your clothes, there is a smell on your body." ”

"Yes. "Hooler. "Got it. The voices of the three came from the bathroom.

While the servants went to wash, I put the three big gourds in place, sat on the sofa, crossed Erlang's legs, lit a cigarette, and smoked.

"Master, what a surprise!" Li Yingjun wiped his somewhat wet hair with a towel and rushed in

I pointed to a gourd, "This is for you, you are the boss, this gourd can breathe fire." ”

I rely on this cow X, Li Yingjun picked up the gourd and carried it behind his back, and said with some trepidation, "Master, do you think I'm handsome?"

Handsome fart, long like a shoehorn, handsome!

"Haha, it's pretty handsome. "I can't say anything in my heart, I can only smile at this kid.

"Then how to use this magic weapon?" Li Yingjun said with some confusion as he put the big gourd on the ground again

I smiled and said, "Don't worry, I'll explain it to you carefully when they both come out as teachers." ”

Li Yingjun said loudly to the bathroom with some impatience: "The master has issued a magic weapon, you should hurry up." ”

As soon as the two of them who were washing heard this, this is still the case, and the magic weapon is coming?

A crackling sound came from the bathroom, and Wu Shuai and Qian Fugui rushed over directly.

Qian Fugui still had a piece of soap foam on his body that didn't wash it off, and he ran in shirtless, trembling with fat and fat.

"Hurry up and wash me, I can't hold my breath at all, it's a shame for the teacher. "I looked at the three people who were in a hurry and said a little sternly, a gadget is just like this, if there are enough benefits in the future, will you also sell this master?

Seeing that I was angry, Qian Fugui ran back and washed it anew.

Li Yingjun took out a pack of cigarettes from his pocket, took out one and handed it to Master Ben, took the cigarette, and the kid carefully lit it for me.

"Master, you dissipate your anger, we are just cultivating, we are very curious about these, you should take care of it. Li Yingjun whispered flatteringly

This is okay, I frowned and said: "It's okay, but it's no wonder that you don't blame you, alas, the native children in the countryside have never seen the world, and it is too pitiful to get you more good things for the future as a teacher." ”

Isn't our brother a big money? But this is a miserable sale and a good sale, and it's a great value.

Wu Shuai also said in a low voice: "Yes, master, our life is hard, we have nothing but money, we have no knowledge at all, we will rely on you in the future, master, you must cover us." ”

"Don't worry, there is a master, and the two realms of mortal spirits have not yet been unable to be solved by the teacher. "The old problem has been committed again, but bragging and not asking for money, Master Ben said righteously

At this time, Qian Fugui also washed and changed his clothes and walked in.

I pointed to the gourd and said, "This one is rich, and the handsome one next to you is the one next to you." ”

Holding their respective gourds, the three of them looked at me curiously.

"The gourds in your hands have the ability to collect ghosts and control ghosts, and each has the ability. Pointing to Li Yingjun's gourd, "The handsome gourd can breathe fire, the handsome can be frozen, and the rich can shine." ”

Glowing?!Qian Fugui was not happy when he heard it, "Master, one of them is hot and the other is ice, I have a fart for this glow." ”

"It's a ray of light that can kill ghosts, what do you think? ”

After listening to my explanation, Qian Fugui was relieved, he thought that his gourd would glow like a light bulb, which startled him.

Seeing that they couldn't put it down while holding the big gourd, I ordered: "Don't use this thing casually, when you use it, you can breathe fire, and you two are the same." ”

Li Yingjun was about to pick up the big gourd and was about to try it when I glared at him and shrank back.

"Remember, when the gourd collects the ghost, you have to shout, collect! The little ghost is taken casually, and the big one must be half-crippled and then collected, otherwise the gourd will explode. "I instructed the three of them how to use the gourd.

The three of them stared at the big plastic gourd in their hands and were a little dazed.

"Grandpa, your grandson called you, grandpa, your grandson called you. Li Yingjun's characteristic mobile phone rang.

Watching Li Yingjun take out his mobile phone and answer the phone, "Hey, yes, yes, what? Well, okay, we'll go over in the afternoon, just send me a text message." ”

After answering the phone, Li Yingjun said to us excitedly: "Master, brothers! ”

Nani: Business came to your door so soon?

"Really, fake, when did you do it?" Wu Shuai said with some confusion

"The master asked me to do it, I got more than 100 people to post advertisements in H City. Li Yingjun said a little proudly, I didn't expect that business would come to the door so soon.

I scratched my head and said to the three of them: "This time the three of you go, there are no powerful characters in the world, and you have the magic weapon of the teacher in hand to deal with these." ”

"Master, can we do it if you don't go?" Qian Fugui was still a little afraid when he thought of the hanged ghost

Under the love and education of this master, these three fools finally agreed to go to hunt ghosts in the afternoon, but this master also promised to protect them on the side, and they were relieved.

Aunt Hu and Zhang Lei, the couple, have not closed their eyes a few times in 4 days, and they can only rely on the stimulants prescribed by the hospital to maintain their spirits and not let themselves fall asleep.

Aunt Hu, who was staring, had lost weight several times now, her hair was dirty, and there were blood marks on her thighs.

Zhang Lei smoked a stuffy cigarette on the side of the road, a man who had never smoked in most of his life had learned to smoke in the past few days.

At first, Zhang Lei didn't believe in these cows, ghosts, snakes, and gods, until two days ago, when Aunt Hu began to have more blood marks on her feet, that he knew that this was not his wife's hysteria.

The couple went to the hospital again today, and there was still no major problem, which made the two of them feel exhausted, and their bodies would bleed for no reason as if they had been slashed by a sharp blade?

"I recommend you take your wife to the psychiatrist. The doctor's words just now appeared in front of Zhang Lei's eyes again.

The two hugged each other and walked on the side of the road, Aunt Hu is still very conscious due to the treatment of stimulants, but the whole person is much haggard and thin.

After finding a roadside and sitting down, Aunt Hu asked very calmly: "Husband, am I hopeless, it's useless to see so many doctors." ”

Zhang Lei, who was smoking a stuffy cigarette, pretended to be angry with a black face, "What do you say? It will definitely be cured, don't be discouraged." ”

"Let's not toss, you haven't even slept with me in the past few days, let's go home, I'm very energetic now, you can sleep well." Standing up, Aunt Hu patted the dust on her buttocks

Zhang Lei extinguished his cigarette and stood up, and at this time, a man with a mask came to a street lamp next to them with a thick pile of small advertisements in his hand, and quickly posted a small advertisement.

Zhang Lei inadvertently glanced at it, and the big words on it immediately attracted his attention.

Regardless of Aunt Hu's shouting, Zhang Lei rushed over directly, only to see the small advertisement read: "Which one is stronger to eliminate demons and catch ghosts, looking for three heroes in the east city of H City, have you encountered any unbelievable things that make you powerless? Do you hit a ghost in the middle of the night, and your family is controlled by evil demons? The three heroes of demon slaying go down the mountain to save people and kill demons." If you have any questions, please call: XXXXXXXX"

If Zhang Lei hadn't believed these things before, he would have known that he was a liar at a glance, but now the situation is only a dead horse as a live horse doctor.

"Wife, your illness has been cured. Zhang Lei said excitedly to Aunt Hu next to him

Aunt Hu was a little inexplicable, and walked to Zhang Lei's side and looked at the small advertisement.

An old man, hearing Zhang Lei's shouts, also looked towards the small advertisement, an advertisement for the treatment of infertility by an old Chinese medicine came into view, and looked at Zhang Lei and Hu Xiuqin, who were embracing each other excitedly under the street lamp, with sympathetic eyes, shook his head, these two people are really pitiful, don't bother them, it's always good to have hope.