"Master, you continue, I'll go and let them come up too. "It's not good if it's misunderstood, the master can really eat it, if you can't do it, you have to call it again, Li Yingjun dropped the big gourd and went downstairs.

Wu Shuai, who was paying downstairs, saw Li Yingjun running down again and said, "Yingjun, what are you doing here, can't you eat and take it up?"

Qian Fugui was stroking a gourd of the same style more than half a meter long, turned his head and said to Li Yingjun, "Brother Handsome, this gourd is okay, if you carry it on your back, it will be handsome." ”

Glancing at Qian Fugui angrily, Li Yingjun replied dissatisfiedly: "Uncle, how many hemp children did you order? ”

As soon as he heard this, Qian Fugui was confused, what kind of stuff is not enough to eat? "Handsome brother, I bought 30 catties!"

30 catties? Is the master a pig? Can you eat it like this? The three of them shuddered, Li Yingjun took out his mobile phone, "I'll let someone send another 50 catties, do you know if you order 10 people next time?"

After speaking, he pointed upstairs and gestured on his stomach, which means that the upstairs person has a super big belly and can eat.

Wu Shuai and Qian Fugui were both amused by Li Yingjun's body language.

Shaking his head, Li Yingjun dialed the takeaway number, "Is it Ma Xiao Dawang?" Yes, I sent 30 catties just now, it's not bad, I'm here again, plus 50 catties of Maxiao, it's fast, I'm waiting to eat here." ”

The brother was embarrassed to go upstairs, Li Yingjun patted his head, "Damn, just two cases of beer is definitely not enough, let's go out and buy it now that we are idle and bored." ”

In this way, the three brothers went out of the store to find a supermarket outside, and one of them returned to the store with two boxes of bottles of wine.

"Hello your takeaway. ”

After signing for the takeaway, the three of them put the wine and Ma Xiao on their bodies and went upstairs.

As soon as I went upstairs, I saw that the master was drinking beer in solitude, the small table was full of lobster shells, the two boxes of wine were empty, and the wine bottles were discarded on the carpet.

I'm such a genius, Li Yingjun thought to himself and entered the living room.

"Master, haven't you eaten enough, we just got some more, let's continue to eat. Wu Shuai also learned about Qian Fugui this time, and went upstairs to open his mouth before Li Yingjun and Qian Fugui.

Stared at by the two scorching eyes around him, Wu Shuai didn't feel embarrassed at all, and directly found a place to put down the beer and Ma Xiao.

"Oh, it's really a good apprentice for the teacher, or you have to be the most happy for the teacher! Smelling the fresh fragrance, Master Ben drooled again.

In the afternoon, I said that I like wealth the most, and this will change, okay, if you have milk, you are a mother.

After Li Yingjun and Qian Fugui were ready, Master Ben took out a few bottles of beer and opened them with his thumb, only to hear the sound of popping echoing in the living room.

It's so powerful, Qian Fugui first came back to his senses and ran to the wall to take a look, only to see that the cement on the wall had been knocked out of a small hole.

"Master, what kind of trick is this?" Qian Fugui stroked the small pit on the wall with his hand and looked back at Master Ben

What kind of fame? I just opened a few bottles of wine, what else do I need?

"This trick is called a snap of the fingers, which is a kind of physical art. "Since you asked, Master Ben will give you a sincere blow

"It's amazing, master, can we learn?" Li Yingjun peeled off a lobster and looked at me with a hopeful face

I lifted a bottle of wine and said happily to the three of them: "Come on, come on, let's have a drink together, you are my apprentices, these are pediatrics, after eating this master, I will teach you Taoism, divine light and body protection!"

God, the master is the master, and as soon as he makes a move, he is the divine light protector, Qian Fugui hurriedly ran back to the table and picked up a bottle of wine, and touched a bottle together.

Watching TV and eating Ma Xiao, drinking beer in his mouth, it was not too comfortable, and the dinner lasted until 10 o'clock in the evening.

After eating, Master Ben lay lazily on the sofa and lit a cigarette, watching the three apprentices clean up.

As soon as I finished cleaning, Qian Fugui rushed to my side and sat down, and said excitedly: "Master, hurry up and spread our divine light protection, I can't wait." ”

This little fat man trembled and trembled, selling cuteness towards this master.

Damn, you don't look in the mirror, it will affect the appetite of this master, I sat up and looked at the servants who were already in place.

"This technique is very simple and practical, not only to deter ghosts, but also to make you like a god. I looked at the three of them seriously, and the three of them listened carefully

Qian Fugui immediately said: "Is it the protective divine light on the master's body that night of the fierce female ghost?"

I nodded, and my brother jumped up, and that's what they wanted to learn the most.

Let them call out their spirits.

I saw Li Yingjun put on a POSS and yelled, "Come out!

There was a pop like a fart, and a dirt dog appeared on the ground, which had been brownish-gray.

A foul smell penetrated into the nostrils of Master Ben, and looking towards the servants, Qian Fugui said a little embarrassedly, "I didn't hold back just now." ”

You two can work together, and you have your own sound effects, right?

Wu Shuai shook the yellow hair on his head, walked to the TV and performed an embarrassing dance, jumping for 10 seconds before pointing to the ground, "Summon! Monkey King!"

A pale yellow half-rice monkey also emerged.

I turned my head and looked at Qian Fugui, which meant that it was you.

I see what the hell you guys can do, one is more troublesome than the other.

Under the watchful eye of the master, Qian Fugui also walked to the TV, shook the flesh on his body, and turned around twice in place, "Barba, Baba, little Bala! Come out! Lazy!"

Two slap-in black and white piglets were also summoned.

I really didn't bother to deal with these three brain-dead, and when I saw that they had all summoned the contract spirit, I continued: "Put the contract spirit next to you, and use your heart to sense, there will be a faint trace of qi in your body, that is, the energy of your current Dao technique, you can feel it first, how many specific points to describe and tell the teacher." ”

After listening to Master Ben's words, Li Yingjun sat cross-legged on the carpet and put the earth dog Xiaotian God Wolf on his lap.

is still handsome and professional, cross-legged, yes, the immortals on TV are all practicing cross-legged.

Wu Shuai asked the monkey to hold him behind him, and also sat down cross-legged, Qian Fugui directly put the little pig lazily on his head, and then sat down cross-legged with his eyes closed.

I yawned and watched the three of them meditate.

Don't say it, these three sit-ups are quite presentable, as long as they can study seriously, they are all good children, Master Ben nodded with satisfaction.

"Poof!~~" I frowned as I listened to the voice coming from under Qian Fugui's ass.

"Poof!~~" Qian Fugui felt a gaze, opened his eyes and said to me, "It's not me this time." ”

"Master, I'm sorry I didn't hold back just now. Wu Shuai said with some embarrassment

Forget it, Master Ben is not such a calculating person, you can continue.

Watching the two of them continue to feel the qi in their bodies, I took out another bottle of beer and prepared to drink it.

"Puff puff puff!~~~" A series of serial farts stunned me.

Li Yingjun opened his eyes with a red face and said, "Master, maybe I've drunk too much wine, I'll hold back next time." ”

No matter how endure, people have three emergencies to manage the heavens and the earth, and they can't manage people to shit and fart, this master gave a fine expression.

Just as I was about to take a sip, the three of them burped at the same time.

Li Yingjun felt the qi in his body, and the whole person fell into a state of emptiness.

"Whew!~~" I listened to the snoring sound coming from Li Yingjun's mouth, and I kicked it with a kick in anger.

You are a loser, Master Ben makes you feel the qi in your body, but you give me sleep?

Wu Shuai and Qian Fugui, who were also about to fall asleep, opened their eyes and saw Li Yingjun being kicked to the ground, so they quickly shook their heads to dispel the drowsiness and continue to feel the existence of qi.

"Ah, master, what are you doing? Li Yingjun's ribs were not good, and he woke up immediately after being kicked again.

Do you dare to ask Master Ben what he is doing? I'm going to smoke him when I go up.

Seeing that things were not good, Li Yingjun immediately begged for mercy: "Master, I still have a wound in my ribs, it was an accident just now, I can feel it as soon as I am awake now." ”

Seeing that the master didn't speak, Li Yingjun felt that he sat cross-legged again and closed his eyes

Qian Fugui felt a trace of heat in his body, wandering along his limbs, converging towards his navel.

Opening his eyes, Qian Fugui said with some excitement: "Master, I feel a small air mass under my navel. ”

Yo he, this little fat man can, the first to feel the breath, although the breath is small, but it is already very good to feel it so quickly.

"Well, yes, that's qi, you try to use your mind, that is, your mind to override them, and let them speed up in your body. After I finished speaking to Qian Fugui, I looked at Wu Shuai and Li Yingjun again.

It took half an hour for these two goods to feel the gas, which was okay.

"You speed up the qi in your body every day, let it get used to it for a while. Next, I will teach you the mantra of the divine light and body protection, you can memorize it. As soon as I spoke, the three of them directly picked up their mobile phones and pointed them at me.

What is this for? Is there any special meaning to take a bunch of mobile phones to Master Ben?

"Master, you said, we're recording. Li Yingjun hurriedly explained

Okay, these guys are stupid, so it's good to record it.

"Heaven and earth righteousness converge in my body, merit reveals true body! Illumination technique! Divine light protects the body!" I let out a loud shout, and the golden man quickly closed his eyes.

Although I can only see the golden light in my eyes, this move is really handsome!

But what was that lightmanship? But the three of them didn't pay much attention.

Wiping the sweat from their heads, they almost showed their stuffing, and taught them a lighting spell to practice first.

Master Ben looked at the three of them solemnly, told them to practice hard, lay down on the sofa, tilted his head and fell asleep.

"Heaven and earth righteousness converge in my body!Merit reveals true body!Light technique!Divine light protects the body!" Li Yingjun roared as he learned from his master

There was no reaction at all, and the three of them were a little puzzled, this mantra was correct.

"Noisy fart, don't you see that the teacher is sleeping?" I was awakened by Li Yingjun's scream, and scolded at the three of them

"Master, handsome brother, why didn't he react when he used the Divine Light Body Protector just now?" Qian Fugui asked puzzled

Nima, although it is the most elementary spell, how much qi do you have? You can't light all the qi and smoke.

turned over, too lazy to deal with these three stupid defects, but he couldn't let them continue to quarrel, "The qi in your body is too little, hurry up and meditate, you can use it if you have more qi." ”

So it turned out that the brothers suddenly realized that they were in a hurry, and now that they have the mantra of divine light to protect the body, they simply don't sleep, and continue to meditate cross-legged and feel the qi in their bodies.