With the blessing of the Dao Dharma, bursts of golden light emanated from my body, like a god descending from the heavens.

It's all special effects, in fact, there is no actual effect, looking at the struggling servants in the dung pit showing a look of worship to me, this taste is just one word, cool to death!

The golden light of the body protection is generally used for lighting in the ancient Taoist technique, how can this fool know, I saw me standing firmly behind the head and facing the three people in the dung pit: "Wait here for a while, and see how this master subdues demons and exterminates demons." ”

Silenced by my majestic voice, the three men who were about to climb out of the dunghill stopped crawling out, and just held their hands on the edge of the dunghill and watched with only their heads exposed.

Let the three of you soak in the brain for a while, in order to solve the hatred in the heart of the master, hurry away from the dung pit, I came to stand not far away, staring at the hanged ghost opposite.

Qian Fugui turned his head and said to the two of them, this master came in time, but it was also lucky to find such a dung pit, and when you have time, you must come to thank the person who built the toilet here.

"The golden light of this Master Wang is really extraordinary, and the whole day is down. Li Yingjun sighed, not caring about the smell on his body at all, don't you say that this smell has been smelling for a long time, and my brothers are a little used to it.

Wu Shuai nodded and looked at Li Yingjun, and saw through the golden light, Li Yingjun said with a diaper on his head: "Yingjun, you have something on your head." ”

Touching his head, he saw that it was a diaper, Li Yingjun threw it behind him, gritted his teeth, "Today's matter is the secret of our life, if anyone dares to say it, don't blame me for turning my face and not recognizing people." ”

nodded in agreement, can you say this? Isn't it unpleasant to find yourself when you say it? Being chased by a ghost in the middle of the night, we are the only ones who can think of jumping into the dung pit collectively.

The three of them looked towards Wang Ji, only to see Wang Ji, who was dressed in a sky blue hospital gown, took out a piece of talisman paper from his arms, and said loudly: "Heaven and earth are infinite, all things return to the origin, and they are as urgent as the law." ”

The paper between the fingers burst into flames with a pop.

"My mother, this mana is really bull X. The servant was speechless in shock, and could only watch the scene in front of them with wide eyes.

"Break the spell, out!" I yelled, throwing the rune paper in my hand towards the female ghost.

In fact, what kind of spell is this, this is Zhang Juyin Fu, which will not be lethal to ghosts at all, on the contrary, it is very comfortable.

"Ahh

Yes, this female ghost must have learned acting before she died, and she is quite good at acting, so realistic, this master secretly gave a thumbs up, and the female ghost howled harder in place after seeing it.

"Even a little ghost dares to harm people in front of this master, and today this master will do the right thing for heaven. The majestic words echoed across the wilderness, and with the golden light on me, it was simply handsome.

Qian Fugui saw that the evil ghost was restrained by Master Wang Ji, and crawled out of the dung pit with his round body, and he didn't know where he got the courage, so he pounced on the female ghost, "Master, I'll help you!"

A foul smell came from the pavement, so I couldn't open my eyes, only to see a figure coming fast, going faster, and flew back to the dung pit with a plop, like a * exploding in the dung pit.

A large number of Xiang flew in the sky, and I hurriedly performed footwork to calmly dodge the falling Xiang.

Li Yingjun and Wu Shuai in the pit were not so lucky, they were directly blown out of the dung pit and fell to the side of the road not far away.

Li Yingjun had already broken three ribs, and this time he fell not lightly and fainted directly.

Wu Shuai struggled to get up, crawled towards Li Yingjun, and finally climbed to Li Yingjun's side, "Yingjun, Yingjun, are you okay? Wake up." ”

"Master, Handsome has fainted. Seeing that Li Yingjun couldn't wake up, Wu Shuai could only shout at me

Qian Fugui in the dung pit climbed out with difficulty, he was panting heavily, he almost scared him to death just now, he was a fat man of more than 200 pounds was actually volleyed up by a female ghost with a wave of his hand, he thought he was dead when he was flying in the air, but fortunately the dung pit below can buffer gravity.

"It's okay, it's good for him to rest for a while, don't come forward to protect me on the side, this female ghost is very high, and it is not something that mortals can cure. "Hey, you dead fat man, let me resist all the way for the sake of face, and said that I would give you some special treatment, and Master Ben never broke his word.

"The sea of suffering is endless, turning back is the shore, the girl knows your suffering, as long as you let go of your heart of harm. "Speaking of which, I made a color towards the female ghost, the meaning is almost the same, and the toss in the middle of the night is enough for these three miscellaneous hairs to drink a pot" Master Ben, as a generation of masters, can cross you to reincarnation. ”

The howling stopped, and the female ghost curled up on the ground and bowed to me.

Qian Fugui and Wu Shuai were both confused, what is a master? This is a master, look at people, as soon as they make such a fierce female ghost, they will be directly coaxed, and the entire world view has been subverted today, there are really ghosts in this world.

I lit a cigarette, and I stood there in a chic manner and posed, "Since you can put it down, the master will cross it for you." ”

It's going to be a real game, and it's very thankless to send a ghost who died of life to reincarnation.

People who commit suicide and die by suicide are not favored by God, and they have to suffer for a hundred years as punishment before they can go to reincarnation, and they are in a pitiful state when they have to commit suicide every day.

Do you think that if you close your eyes and you don't know anything, Master Wang Ji advises everyone to love life and laugh at life.

"Reincarnation of the Three Realms, Ten Thousand Laws Become One, Spiritual Attraction Technique!" I shouted, stepping on my flip-flop right foot and stomping the ground.

Circles of blue ripples spread out from under my feet, and within 10 seconds a skinny old man swooped out of the ground.

The old man is only 1.2 meters tall, so short that he makes people want to laugh, his white hair is tied into a small ball, and his face is wrinkled.

"Lord of the Land!~~?" suddenly saw an old man on the ground and scared Qian Fugui and Wu Shuai, looking at the old man's shape, isn't it the legendary grandfather of the land?

The old man looked at the two of them, and there was some surprise in his hoarse voice, "A pervert, a water ghost, and a comatose ghost." Look at the female ghost kneeling not far away, "There is also a hanged ghost." ”

Oh, sure enough, this brother is a small chic real thing, this master just looks away, even this messenger who takes over countless souls every day is wrong, that's your problem.

I coughed embarrassedly, and the messenger looked at me, and immediately showed a frightened and somewhat constipated expression, "You are Wang Ji?!"

Seeing that I was there, I was about to drill back when I turned around, but fortunately I reacted quickly, and grabbed the blame on his head the moment he jumped.

"Let go of me, let go of me, I want to complain to you Wang Ji, hurry up and let me go. "My body struggled in mid-air, and the messenger threatened me

I turned around and shouted at the struggling messengers, two big mouths, and instantly made the old man honest.

With a lowered face and gave up resistance, as if someone had been ruined, how do you see that Master Ben turned around and ran, have you done anything to be sorry for me?

I lit a cigarette and put it in his mouth, and I leaned closer to his ear and said, "Master Ben is out of the mountain again this time, give me some face, and behave well." ”

The old man who was caught in the air took two puffs, "Okay, I'm unlucky to meet you, you can do whatever you say." ”

The ghost knows what he has experienced before, and the person in front of him has long been beyond the limit, but he is still fooling around in the world, and he really can't imagine how this brain grows.

The past is like smoke, not to mention such a painful thing, don't think about it.

"Let me down, the deity is also a messenger, it's too embarrassing. ”

Hearing his words, I let go of my grip on him and pointed at the female ghost kneeling over there, meaning that this time it was her.

The old man spat out the smoke ring, walked closer to the female ghost and looked at it, "It's only been 3 years since I died, and there are still 97 years, but Master Wang Ji guarantees you, so you can go down with me." ”

The old man waved his hand, and a golden merit power hit the female ghost's body.

In the golden light, the female ghost's long tongue disappeared, and her messy hair returned to normal, revealing a decent face, just a little pale.

"Thank you to the messenger for hanging the curtain, thank you to the master, the little woman is grateful. A soft voice came out of the female ghost's mouth, making Qian Fugui and Wu Shuai on the side stunned, this is the legendary immortal method, our brothers can see it is really not in vain.

"Remember to do more good deeds in the next life, and don't commit suicide. "I'm about to send this female ghost to reincarnation, I instructed

The female ghost said yes, walked towards the old man in the eyes of everyone, and slowly turned into a white bead and flew into the old man's hand.

The old man just took the ball and threw it into his mouth and swallowed it.

Qian Fugui saw this scene and said loudly: "My mother, this is going to eat?"

"The bold pervert still doesn't kneel when he sees the deity?" As soon as the old man's majestic words came out, he took a closer look and realized that the people on the other side were people

"Master Wang Ji, then I'll be busy. "It's so embarrassing to look away, turn around and say hello to me, and then burrow back into the ground.

Smelling the stench emanating from the bodies of several people, I frowned and lit myself a cigarette to dispel the smell.

"Go back quickly, it's a big night, now that the evil spirits are gone, let's get some rest. "Too lazy to get close to a few people, I stepped on my flip-flops and walked back with small steps.

It's so good, this is the master, so majestic, little stars appeared in the eyes of the two at the same time.

didn't like the smell of the other party, the two picked up Li Yingjun who was in a coma and rushed back to the way they came.

"I want to follow the master in the future. Supporting Li Yingjun, the yellow-haired Wu Shuai said seriously

After tonight's trouble, the mellow Qian Fugui is now also worshipping Wang Ji's five-body body, especially the golden light, the whole day of the god descending to earth.

"I also think, I don't know if the master will accept apprentices or not. Qian Fugui also agreed with Wu Shuai's words

The two discussed all the way, and the more they talked, the more excited they became, as if they were about to become a generation of masters, and the divine light on their bodies was like slaying demons and demons, and their saliva flowed all over the ground.

But we still have to wait for Li Yingjun to wake up and discuss it.

dragged their tired bodies back to the Li family's ancestral house, and they were embarrassed to go in, so the three of them took off all the clothes on their bodies and threw them outside, found a faucet on the side of the small building, took some soap and toiletries, and washed them outside.

I looked at the three people who were washing downstairs with satisfaction, and the corners of my mouth hooked up a wicked smile, today is finally revenge, you must know that this master's revenge is never delayed.

I opened the door and climbed into bed and went back to sleep, I never thought it would cause me so much trouble in the future.