I opened my eyes in a daze, I rubbed my handsome face, and was about to go downstairs to wash, and went down the stairs to the living room, where I saw three people wearing the same clothes as me standing in the living room.

"Good morning, master!" the three living treasures shouted at me in the living room in unison, what is the situation?

"What are you doing here?" I looked at the three of them in disbelief

Overnight, the three of them washed their hair, no longer in a sky-high style, but tied their hair into a ponytail, a sky blue short-sleeved hospital gown with the words "H City No. 3 Psychiatric Hospital" also printed on it, and personal flip-flops on their feet.

Seeing me ask them, Li Yingjun held a folding fan, opened it with a bang, and said coquettishly with a proud face: "Master, how about our brother give you an apprentice?"

"Yes, master, do you think our look is worthy of you?" Qian Fugui's green hair is tied into a ponytail to highlight his round big face plate, and the big mole on the left side of his face is more conspicuous.

"Yes, yes, Master, our brother has known that you are not an ordinary person since we saw the Master last night, and a few of us have decided to follow in your footsteps. "Wu Shuai also carried a peachwood sword behind him, and that shape instantly refreshed me, this is a hair, are you going to go out to escape the famine?

It turned out that when he returned to the living room last night, Li Yingjun woke up not long after, Wu Shuai and Qian Fugui were blowing at him, saying that they were going to worship me as a teacher, and the master's cultivation was simply invincible.

I found someone overnight, got them this outfit, and got a look and didn't sleep all night, just waiting for me in the living room.

I glanced at Qian Fugui, why didn't this product match something? Li Yingjun had a fan in his hand, the front book: Heaven and Earth are righteous, and the back book: A hundred ghosts retreat.

And Wu Shuai got a slender peachwood sword behind his back, why is there nothing rich and rich?

Seeing me staring at him suspiciously, Qian Fugui immediately understood, and he hadn't shown the master the good things he had prepared.

Walking to the coffee table behind him, he held a black armed belt in his hand, and there were about six or seven small bottles on the armed belt.

Ma Li tied the armed belt to his round belly, but he couldn't find his waist anyway, so he simply tied it on his stomach.

He pointed to a bottle and said, "This is the urine of the child, this is the blood of the black dog, and this is the Xiang." ”

While listening, my scalp tingled and hurriedly interrupted the three fools, and impatiently walked to the sink and began to wash, "You stay away from this master, and the matter of apprenticeship is still over." ”

Forget it? Then won't they just toss all night in vain? Li Yingjun put the folding fan under his arm, rubbed his hands and said obscenely, "Master, you see that our brothers have been busy all night, aren't you?" ”

"No, cultivators will have five disadvantages and three shortcomings, you all have a good life, why step out of this mortal world?" I said righteously, but this is not a lie, but the truth, cultivation is to transcend the mortal, the merit is to live forever, but also to endure the five disadvantages and three shortcomings, don't think that anyone can be like this master can not care about the five disadvantages and three shortcomings, okay?

"What are the five disadvantages and three deficiencies?" Li Yingjun was stunned by my words, this was the first time he had heard of this word, and he turned his head to look at Wu Shuai and Qian Fugui with a puzzled expression.

The two of them shook their heads, expressions they didn't know.

After brushing my teeth, I completely ignored these three fools, walked to the sofa and sat down, picked up yesterday's big ham and nibbled on it.

While eating, he explained to them, "The five disadvantages and three deficiencies are a hurdle for cultivators, and the five disadvantages are: widowhood, widowhood, loneliness, loneliness, and disability, and the three deficiencies: money, life, and power, which is the literal meaning. ”

As soon as I said this, the three of them rushed together to discuss.

"Pour a glass of water for Master Ben, can you be clever, don't you see how hard I gnaw it?" he commanded the three fools with some effort

It's not that I look down on the three of them, cultivating the Tao means giving up, and several people in H City are all mixed up in the family, and they don't have to worry about food and clothing, and if they really want to cultivate the Tao, they will be ruined and their families will be ruined.

Wu Shuai hurriedly poured me a glass of water and put it on the coffee table, and went back to participate in the discussion.

When I was almost done, I threw the remaining bones aside, and saw the three of them sitting on the sofa opposite me, Li Yingjun, as the eldest brother, frowned and said, "Is there no other way to master the difficulty? ”

No, no, I shook my head and refused, what are you kidding, let me take a few of you living treasures, and go out for a walk without being laughed off by the old enemies before?

Lighting a cigarette, I put my foot on the coffee table and dangled

Wu Shuai thought about it for a long time and didn't come up with any way, but Qian Fugui looked at me and said, "Master, do you think there is really no way?"

There's no way, if there is a way, I won't take you three mentally retarded, I knew that this guy would make trouble for me to apprentice, and I didn't fix them yesterday, it's really troublesome, even if you say that the master of the Great Heaven will not accept you.

"Master, as long as we can follow the master, I just want to be able to learn one and a half tricks in our lifetime. Li Yingjun pleaded

Turning around, he didn't bother to look at the three retards

"No matter how much money we give. Li Yingjun continued

Come on, I won't agree to anything, because Master Ben wants face.

Wait, what did he just say? I pricked up my ears and turned my head to wonder, "What did you just say?"

"No matter how much money it is, as long as you can take us with you. Li Yingjun looked at me hopefully, his eyes were shining, and the two people next to him nodded cooperatively.

Ahem, this master is definitely not a greedy person for money, telling you that money is something outside the body, and it is these mundane things that people outside the party disdain the most.

But after thinking about it, although these three have bad brains, they are long and stumbling, but their families are rich, cough cough, they all have power, it has nothing to do with money, it has power to do things, it absolutely has nothing to do with money, is there still money for this master's high mana?

"Master Ben just pinched his fingers and found that you have a relationship with Master Ben. I put away my legs on the coffee table and sat up straight and looked at the three of them solemnly.

"Oh! I'll just say, our brothers don't look like ordinary people, and sure enough, that's it. Li Yingjun's fierce clapping of hands startled me

"But isn't it, you see that we can meet the master, and we can also follow the master to fight with the female ghost last night, what is this?" Wu Shuai looked excited, "This is fate." ”

Qian Fugui jumped up and twisted his round body, dancing with his hands: "In the future, we will be the Three Heroes of Demon Extermination." ”

Also the three heroes of the demon eradication, I think it is the demon eradication three blind, listening to the dialogue of this brother, I am full of black lines, for money, bah, in order to save these three lost mortals, who else will cross if I don't cross?

In the spirit of compassion, I interrupted the three people who were in the excitement, "If you want to practice Taoism, you can do it without consequences, but it takes a lot of it. ”

At this point, I stretched out my right hand and rubbed my index finger and thumb together in front of them.

The three of them immediately understood the movements in my hands, with expressions that they knew very well.

glared at the three of them, "Don't get me wrong, this is called breaking wealth and preventing disasters, do you think the destiny of heaven is so easy to rebel?"

That's right, when you think about it, the master just said that there will be five disadvantages and three shortcomings to change their lives against the sky, but they want to misunderstand the master.

"I don't know how much it takes?" Li Yingjun asked tentatively, he had heard of this change of life against the sky, isn't it in the novel that he will bear infinite cause and effect as soon as he changes his life against the sky? Master Wang is really a cow, this can be done.

Raised three fingers and looked at the three of them quietly.

"3 million?" Qian Fugui was glared at by Wu Shuai as soon as he spoke

I'm afraid you're not joking, is 3 million called money? Do you use it for the master to wipe his buttocks, and you still want to change your life against the sky with this money?

"30 million! I will give 30 million, as long as the master can change the life of our brother and cultivate the Tao. Wu Shuai said confidently, worthy of being the son of the Wu consortium, and it was 30 million as soon as he made a move.

I'm confused by this number, damn, I'm talking about 300,000, okay? This kid is on the road, and then looking at their appearance, they are really a little handsome, and they are about to catch up with one of the toes of this master.

Li Yingjun looked at me who was silent, gritted his teeth and said, "Although the three of us have money in our families, it is indeed a bit difficult to have 300 million, and it is not easy to explain to our families, so master, you can give us a 20% discount, 240 million, okay?"

How much? 240 million? How should this master spend it? The banknotes in the sky are flying in the air, and you can buy whatever you want.

"It won't be three billion, then it will be necessary to sell the company and equity. Qian Fugui said tangledly, isn't this flat share a billion per person? It's still within the range of what he can bear, think about their brothers slaying demons and demons at night, flying with golden light all over their bodies, and the hero's saliva to save the beauty is about to flow out, isn't it money, and the brothers have a lot of money if they don't have anything!

Don't stimulate Master Ben, Master Ben is about to foam at the mouth with excitement now, hurry up and stop a few people, "Just 200 million, Master Ben has fought this body for cultivation, and he will also take you on the path of cultivation." ”

It's really exciting, I will take 40 million less at once, and it will be tasteless after a convulsion.

"Thank you, Master. Li Yingjun looked at Wu Shuai and Qian Fugui happily, they could cultivate together in the future, as if the names of the three of them would be famous all over the world in the future, and laughed.

The three of them hugged each other, "handsome", "rich" and "handsome"

They called each other's names, hugged each other and danced excitedly in the room

Two hundred million, two hundred million, looking at the three people jumping in the room, I feel that they are people, obviously three golden pigs who can run and jump.

Wiping the saliva from my mouth, I politely said to the three people: "Look at this money." ”

The three separated, and Li Yingjun took a bank card on the table and said, "The password of this card is six zeros, and we will call someone to remit money now." ”

I took the silver-gray bank card and frowned at the faint smell of Xiang on it

"I've washed it master, I've been washing it for a long time. Li Yingjun said to me with some embarrassment

Nima, sure enough, it was the bank card that fell into the dung pit last night, but is Master Ben such a superficial person?

Rich, rich, Li dog, your grandson was born well.

nodded with satisfaction: "You give me the eight characters of your birthday, and I will open an altar to help you avoid the five disadvantages and three shortcomings." ”

The three of them happily knelt down and kowtowed to me several times

"Thank you, master, thank you, master. ”

In the adoring eyes of the three of them, I took out the cloth bag in my arms, slowly opened it in front of their eyes, and closed it violently.