Chapter Twenty-Three: The Mountain House
Leaving the Tuhao Country, his right arm remembered the poem in the cave of the Jinding Cliff of Wudang Mountain:
The thousand-year-old catastrophe is difficult to quell, and the Golden Dome fell into the abyss.
Returning to the sword mound, Taihe Mountain, the descendant of the sword god.
Three repairs and three refinements of tattoo flames, the cave heaven and blessed land bitterly become immortals,
The phoenix nirvana dragon god slashed, and then punished the evil and sacrificed to the heavens.
The right arm decided to go to the three Taoist caves of Qiyun Mountain in Anhui, Longhu Mountain in Jiangxi, and Qingcheng Mountain in Sichuan to find out the secret of his right arm, and Hongying decided to go with him. The drunk Taoist chief and Xiaoyaozi decided to escort Wang Badong to the extraordinary gate to avoid the limelight, and then think about it in the long run. The white-clothed scholar was injured, so Xiaoyaozi drove the car, and after Lu Yin and Hongying said goodbye, the five people supported the carriage and took Wang Badong to the very gate.
Holding the red tassel in his right arm, he rode a flamingo to Qiyun Mountain in Anhui Province first, and found an inn at the bottom of the mountain to rest. The right arm pushed open the window, the gusts of mountain wind blew in, and suddenly felt a little cool in the autumn in the mountains, looking at the dusk outside the window, it was still early at night, and there was nothing to do, the right arm decided to take Hongying to go outside to find a restaurant to drink some wine and warm up.
Out of the inn did not walk a few steps, saw a two-storey wooden house next to the bamboo forest not far away, faintly lit in the twilight of the mountain, the right arm holding hands red tassel approached to see, the main entrance of the wooden house has a yellow background black lacquer plaque, on the book "mountain house bar", the inside is steaming, the voice of the people is boiling, want to come to the must be lively, just step in. As soon as you enter the door, sure enough, the big red lanterns in the lobby are hung high, and more than a dozen tables are full, everyone drinks tea, eats, draws fists, touches cards, chats, mingles, and is very lively. Close to the front desk, there is a band is playing and singing affectionately, there is a woman in white with long hair is sitting and playing the guzheng "Spring River Flower Moonlight Night", behind her there are two women standing and playing the recorder, and five young women wearing butterfly skirts dancing on the stage, beautiful music is filled with their skirts, fascinated by the audience eating melons.
At this time, a beautiful girl in a white mink coat and blond curly hair coughed a few times on the performance stage at the front desk of the bar with a wooden horn, and the audience immediately fell silent. She threw her wavy curly hair back, leaned back slightly, leaned back and sat down against a chair on the right side of the front desk of the bar, erlang's legs were erlang, and she smiled with a wooden horn: "Huangshan Baiyue is facing each other, and the green water Danya is in the south of the Yangtze River." Bai Yue poetry wine I dominate, mountain bar you myth. Welcome to my mountain bar, tonight everyone will be happy with poetry and wine, not drunk and not home! The rules of the game remain the same, whoever wins me three times in a row, this bar will be open to him for free for life, let him drink for a lifetime!"
"Oh!oh!" There was a thunderous cheer from the audience, with applause, cheers, and whistles one after another.
"Okay! Okay! The game is now officially started!" Pretty Girl laughed loudly: "Grape wine glow-in-the-dark glass, this is a real wine." Who's going to say a poem, or a glass of fake wine?
The right arm and the red tassel found a table with an empty seat, and as soon as they sat down, they listened to the bustle of the people at the table:
"I heard that this woman's name is Li Shiyin, she has been proficient in piano, chess, calligraphy and painting since she was a child, and since the early years of the Xiucai Zhongzhuang who had a marriage contract stayed in Beijing as a concubine, she sold her property to run this bar, and she has been accompanied by poetry and wine over the years!"
"It's a pity that she's really a talented girl, but she drinks every day. ”
"Don't say it, don't say it. Will you be able to do this fake wine?"
"I don't know this verse about real wine, how can it be any fake wine? I only drink, haha! Come on, let's go again!"
"Does anyone will? I'll count to three, no one will, and you'll all lose tonight. That's it for tonight, don't play!" Li Shiyin raised his middle finger, shook the wooden horn in his hand, and counted "one, two......" Everyone looked at each other, shook their heads and sighed.
At this moment, his right arm stood up and clenched his fist and smiled: "The cold night guest comes to tea as wine." Girl, a cup of green tea is enough to comfort your life, no worse than real wine.
"Good answer! Good answer! Who are you, sure enough, you are a bosom friend in the cup, hahaha...... Come on, add a table, come on, come on, sit in the front row!" Li Shiyin seemed to have drunk too much, and her words were a little drunk. After that, the two shopkeepers brought a table and a few chairs in front, please sit in front with your right arm, and move your right arm and red tassel to the front desk and sit down.
Li Shiyin stared at the right arm and the red tassel with blurry eyes, looked at it for a while, got up and approached the right arm, patted the shoulder of the right arm and smiled: "You won the first game, serve the tea!" In the second game, let's play the daughter order, see if you are a big man who understands the heart of your daughter, hehehe...... It's difficult to have a daughter, and it's hard to say goodbye when you see each other. Do you understand your daughter's heart?"
Li Shiyin said, the two shopkeepers brought a pot of steaming green tea for the right arm, poured tea for the right arm and the red tassel, and said with a smile: "The boss specially gave the Huangshan Maofeng, please taste it." "Stand down.
He took the teacup with his right arm and drank it all, and said with a smile: "Daughter Huan, it's easy to get immortals." Girl, in the world, everything is illusory, just like the clouds and smoke in the mountains, since you have suffered yourself, why not let it go?"
"Good! good!" A table behind his right arm clapped his hands and applauded, and the audience immediately cheered.
"Seeing that you are wearing a ponytail, your appearance is very fashionable and trendy, and such an elegant daughter Ling will not be difficult for you. Shiyin admires! Admire! May I ask the name of the bosom friend?"
"In the right arm of the lower Wudang Mountain. The girl won the prize, but she has only recently read a few poetry collections. "The right arm returned the salute.
"Okay, since I met the master today, I am also very honored to be a little girl. Since ancient times, five-word and seven-word poems are common, four-word poems are rare, and six-word poems are too fresh. The first two games have passed, and in the last game, how about we play poetry and make a poem? Please make a six-character poem each, and ask for poetry and wine!" Li Shiyin put down the wooden horn, raised her foot and stepped on a stool, picked up a glass of wine and leaned down to the audience and smiled.
These six-character poems are extremely difficult, mostly couplets, requiring dual sentences to form their own logical system. "Yes, if it is Tang poetry and Song lyrics, it can also be improvised. These six-word poems really bothered me. "I'll go, the topic of this issue is too difficult, and no one will. Someone behind him began to talk to each other, sighing.
"Okay, I'll have a song "Poetry Travel Song Xing". He stood up with his right arm, walked to the stage, put his hands behind his back, and began to chant:
Heaven and earth give birth to all things, and all things will come out of Kyushu.
Each has a singular temperament, including the world's elite.
Poetry travel songs travel Kyushu, poetry and songs are classics.
What is a Kyushu layman? Poetry travel Kyushu Xingyin.
The brigade will personally visit the trip and read the spring and autumn of China.
Absorb the beauty of the four seas and feed back the five lakes.
The sun basks the ink of the five lakes, and the night plays the sound of the piano from all over the world.
Poetry and books are classic and proud, and teaching and educating people are legendary.
Liu Changchun, Luzhou, was born in Guixiang, a disciple.
With the four beauties of sages in mind, the mountains and lakes are golden.
Since childhood, he has studied diligently and read a lot of books and historic sites.
Adhering to the original intention of the dream, waiting to be swayed for thousands of miles.
Footprints all over Kyushu, the eyes are extremely beautiful.
In-depth interviews with guests from all over the world, nostalgic and lyrical.
He wrote books and talked about sexuality, and was known as a Kyushu layman.
The horses are herding for a long time, and the poets and singers are singing.
Ups and downs of life, firewood, rice, oil and salt market.
The history of black and white fields for hundreds of years, the history of spring and autumn for thousands of years.
The shade is the same, and it is very popular to the bone.
Knowing the book with the green mountains, and seeing the letter with flowing water.
The pen is intoxicated by the mountains and rivers, and the will of heaven and earth is recited.
A thought of a thousand miles of white clouds, and then a thought of the infinite prosperity.
Three thoughts, three lives, three lives, and reading, singing and doing.
The world sings, and the walkers are boundless.
Raise a glass to invite the bright moon to dance, draw a sword and encourage the goshawk.
Poetry, poetry, poetry, poetry, poetry
The sun engraves the scorching sun, and the bold Wenbo unicorn.
The green dragon is engraved out of the moon, and the ink is graceful.
Qinglian is self-deprecating day and day, and draws her sword every night to win the championship.
Friends are sold out, and the wine and food are sung.
Singing and dancing heart-to-heart, knowing and cherishing each other.
People have joys and sorrows, and the moon is cloudy and sunny.
However, the flowers are extinct, and they also sigh that they are empty.
Red sleeves are hard to find, and love poems are crying.
Lonely and lonely to drink alone, sleep soundly and dream to find a soulmate.
The starry sky is lit up at night, and the ink is tumbling in the sea of smoke.
The ice is cold and silencing, and the flowing fireflies are faint and the cicadas are singing.
Exhausting ancient and modern anthologies, the short songs are at the top.
Against all odds, one heart is invincible, not to mention talented.
It is a sunny day, and auspicious clouds are good news.
The phoenix sings to him, and the unicorn bows his head and rides.
The true meaning of legendary life, the poetry of eternity is the same as in the past.
Prosperous retro style, riding the wind to the sky and the earth.
Wash away the old habits and glow the charm of China.
The south of the Wupeng Jiangnan is clear and poetic.
The horizontal knife immediately Xinjiang, Loulan killed the wolf.
Wishing for thousands of miles, fierce ambition to guide the maze.
Heaven and man are immortal, and their names are lonely through the ages.
The New Year's celebration is reincarnated, and the festival is in Changchun for four seasons.
Poetry and Chu Ci brother-in-law, Tang poetry and Song poetry.
Heaven and earth are a dream, and mountains and rivers are poetic.
The east, west, north and south poetry brigades, chanting before and after, left and right.
Mountains and rivers, the sun and the moon go hand in hand, and the Chinese Qiankun is concentric.
I am a Kyushu layman, a brilliant collection of Chinese poetry.
"Wonderful! wonderful!" "Sure enough, genius, I have never seen such a long six-character poem, who is this son?" "Lao Tzu has lived to be almost seventy years old, and today is an eye-opener!" The audience was amazed and cheered, sighing at the first sight of this poetry and wine.
"Congratulations, you won! This is my lifetime free VIP card for this mountain bar, you can keep it, and you are welcome to come and drink at any time!" Li Shiyin drank the wine in his hand, smiled and handed a small wooden sign engraved with the words "mountain bar" to his right arm, gave a thumbs up and praised again and again, and looked at Hongying and continued, "No one has ever won me since I set up the stage." There are many people in the world who are greedy for cups, and none of them are greedy. You are so outstanding today, I hope you will not disappoint this girl in the future. Poetry and wine are nothing but external objects, and poetry is the love in the heart!"
"Thank you, boss, I recommend you a poetry collection "Poetic World", in fact, the "Poetry Travel Song" is his new work. Holding the red tasseled hand in his right arm, he smiled, "Let the past pass, don't let sadness become despair." In the world, we will go through many ups and downs, and the years will leave the most true and noble people to remove all kinds of hypocrisy. You don't have to fight against those who are not worth it, you have to look forward to everything. To be a human being, you must be happy! Live a chic and dashing life! One day, you will find that there is nothing in this world that you can't forget or let go! If you are warm, you will meet the next beauty!"
"Hehe, is it? I'm really happy today, I was thinking, nest in this barren place for the rest of my life, I feel a lot more comfortable when I meet you! Really, come, let's have a good drink together today!" Li Shiyin took her right arm and sat down with Hongying, and instructed Xiao Er behind her: "Go, serve a few signature dishes of our restaurant!"
After that, everyone was talking, laughing, eating and chatting, very happy, as if the long-lost brother and sister met again. After a few rounds of drinking, everyone was full of wine and food, and all of their red faces were a little drunk, and the guests who were drunk and ate at the bar gradually went home.
"What are you coming to Qiyun Mountain for? It's not peaceful here, a centipede spirit appeared on Qiyun Mountain last year, and most of the villagers under the mountain moved away, and the Taoist priests of the Yuxu Palace on the mountain heard that they all left, and they fled. You have to be careful!" Li Shiyin lay on the table, staring at her right arm and red tassel and smiled.
"You're drunk, aren't you?, where are there so many goblins, hehehe......" Hongying smiled as she blushed and waved her fingers.
"There really is a centipede essence, and my grandfather went up the mountain to collect firewood and was eaten by it. At this time, a shopkeeper who was waiting next to him said tremblingly.
"It's okay, we're here to fight this goblin, fight goblins!hahaha......" said with his right arm on the table and laughed.
"Alright, alright, you're all drunk, where are you staying? I'll let the two shopkeepers send you back. Li Shiyin said with a smile.
"The inn on the slope. He said with his right arm raised and pointed hard.
"Xiaolan, Xiaozi, you two escort them back to the inn to rest. Go and come back quickly, don't let the centipede spirit take you. Li Shiyin patted the table and smiled.
So Hongying went out with her drunken right arm, and Xiaolan and Xiaozi followed the light road one after the other with lanterns, and did not return to the mountain bar until they returned to the inn room.
At night, lying on the bed with his right arm, imagining the appearance of the centipede spirit, spreading his limbs, kicking randomly, as if fighting with the centipede spirit, muttering to himself: "I'm going to fight the goblin again!" Why are there so many goblins on TMD's forehead, and the red tassel took hot water, dipped it in hot water with a towel and wrung it out, wiping the sweat beads on the forehead of the right arm again and again.
"It's okay, no matter how many goblins there are in this world, I will always be by your side. Hongying was lying on the bed with her right arm crossed.
The right arm was talking, and gradually fell asleep, and kicked the quilt a few times in the middle of the night, but fortunately, the careful red tassel found it and re-covered the quilt. Hongying knew the pressure on her right arm, and she could also understand the distress in his heart, thinking to herself, "We were born in this era when the demons are awakening and demons are raging, and the responsibilities you are carrying are getting heavier and heavier. No matter how difficult the road ahead, I will accompany you through it."
It is said that after Zhao Wou-Ki learned the technique of Gu poisoning and the Tai Chi swordsmanship of the Qingfeng Dao Chang, he was full of joy, and often practiced the Tai Chi swordsmanship during the day, and caught a few lone people to practice at night, and his skills soared rapidly;
One day. Qingfeng Dao Chang passed by Wenwu Hall, heard your sword wind gusting, and when he entered the door, he found that Zao Wou-Ki was practicing swords in the courtyard alone, so he stopped at the door and watched for a while.
"Tai Chi Sword Technique! Out of the Sword!" Zao Wou-Ki made a sword effort, and in an instant one of his swords turned into eight swords guarding the eight directions of heaven and earth, and the eight swords continued to vibrate in the air, constantly making a sharp "ding" sound, as if eight wolves were looking for their prey.
"Not bad, not bad!" said Qingfeng Dao Chang clapped his hands in praise as he shook his folding fan and stepped into the Wenwu Hall.
"Godfather!" Zao Wou-Ki quickly put away his sword and saluted with his fists.
"Wuji, I didn't expect that in just two days, you would practice this set of Tai Chi swordsmanship so proficiently, the world has Bole and then Maxima! You believe it now, it's not that your qualifications are dull, but that your master Chisilie didn't find out about your thousand-mile horse! Hahaha......" Qingfeng Dao Chang touched his beard and smiled, he patted Zhao Wuji's back, "Practice hard! He will become the leader of the martial arts alliance for his father in the future, and you will be able to dominate the rivers and lakes." It's going to rain!"
"Thank you godfather for cultivating! Wuji is willing to serve the godfather for the work of dogs and horses! Thousands of gunsmoke, take the lead! Do your best, and die!" Zao Wou-Ki was excited.
"Okay! Okay! With your words, I am very relieved! You come with me, and we will have a good drink today. As he spoke, he led Zao Wou-Ki out of the Wenwu Hall, through the study and garden, and to the spiritual hall, where the guards were four maids in pink dresses, with butterfly tattoos tattooing on the corners of their eyes, swords in both hands, graceful figures, and beautiful faces.
"Today, my father will bring you to the spiritual palace to cultivate, so that your kid will also grow and grow!" Qingfeng Dao Chang said, the four maids pushed open the door of the spiritual cultivation hall, and entered the hall with Qingfeng Dao Chang and Zhao Wouji, closed the door, and saw that in the spiritual cultivation hall, a huge painted lady picture was hung above a high desk, and the case table was placed from left to right Lingshan stone, jade pot jar, thousand-year-old Ganoderma lucidum, and a gilt plaque "Spiritual Palace" was placed directly above the case Shining brightly, there is a large sandalwood burner in front of the desk, the sandalwood burner is divided into four vermilion Taishi chairs on the left and right, and the library pavilion is divided into two sides behind the Taishi chair, and the pavilion is full of books and classics on the opposite side.
"Godfather, hehe, this spiritual palace is so quiet, it's really a good place for pure cultivation!"
"Wuji, as long as you become more and more refined, the world will be yours in the future!" Qingfeng Dao Chang said while walking to the library on the left, drawing a "Spring and Autumn" in the upper cabinet, a dark passage appeared in front of the library on the right, and when he got closer, a staircase led to the ground, which was brightly lit, faintly visible firelight, and there were also singing and dancing sounds coming out when he listened carefully, thinking "Godfather, this basement must have a cave."
"Wuji, you go down with me, and my father will take you to clean up today. Then Qingfeng Dao Leader led Zao Wou-Ki to the basement below. Sure enough, a fragrant couch below is lying softly, the lights are brilliant, the fragrance is lingering, and the singing and dancing are all pink girls.
Qingfeng Dao Chang took Zao Wou-Ki to sit down on both sides of an incense burner, and on one side, a girl brought fruit and cheese, beating her back, rubbing her shoulders and pressing her legs, and enjoying their singing and dancing.
"Wuji, these are the dead soldiers I let the flower demon train secretly, they have already handed over their souls to me, signed the deed of sale and the certificate of life and death, their whole family has no worries about food and clothing for a lifetime, and our future ambitions and hegemony rely on them to break into the palace and Gyeonggi fortress, and rely on them to dredge all relationships. Now the head of the Huashan faction Mei Yihai, the head of the Songshan faction Gao Qingtian, and the prime minister of the capital Zhang Jinyan are all controlled by my crape myrtle, Biluo, and Wulian with charm, and Ziwei, Biluo, and Wulian are all from these dancing girls. Hahaha...... Since ancient times, heroes have been sad to pass the beauty level, they are not only beautiful as flowers, but also masters of fighting and assassination. For my father, I want you to know today, for your father's ambition in the world, you have to work hard!" Qingfeng Dao Chang said slowly and proudly while eating the grapes brought to his mouth by the maid.
"Godfather, don't worry! I must be the founding general of your ambition to dominate the country!" Zao Wou-Ki raised his wine glass and drank it all, smiling excitedly.
"Okay!good!Good boy should be determined to be in the world!Xiaowei, you take Wuji down to enjoy the joy of the next immortals. Qingfeng Dao Chang motioned to a maid behind him.
"Yes, master!" the maid complied, and led Zao Wou-Ki around the front hall, into a room full of fragrance and warmth, helped him sit down, closed the door and left. In front of Zao Wou-Ki, there were three pink-clad women kneeling on the ground, one holding a basin with a glass of water and a fruit on the basin, one holding a glass of milk and grapes, and one holding a leather whip with a red flower.
"Master, the three of us are yours today, please eat this poppy fruit and help the fun. After that, a woman took the poppy fruit in her mouth, took a sip of water, fell into Zao Wou-Ki's arms, kissed Zao Wou-ki, and sent the poppy fruit into Zao Wou-Ki's mouth, Zao Wou-Ki swallowed the poppy fruit immediately after swallowing the poppy fruit; The sound is endless.
"Master, your meat is so elastic, where to hit the hyaluronic acid, recommend me to go over. ”
"Master, your little Nene is so sexy, I also like Doraemon, kiss one. ”
"Master, your belly dance just now is so good, I want to learn too, you will be my coach in the future." ”
Zao Wou-ki, who had never experienced such comfort, had secretly made up his mind to follow Qingfeng Dao Chang hard all his life. After feeling comfortable, Zao Wou-Ki slowly got dressed, arranged his hair, rested for a while, and went back to see Qingfeng Dao Chang.
"Godfather, no wonder you are still childish and red-faced. Haha, so you have such a good place!" Zhao Wuji smiled as he raised his wine glass.
"Wuji, these will be yours in the future! You can't practice all day and night, and your body will be out of balance if you don't let it. Hehe, how often do you kid masturbate?" Qingfeng Dao said with a smile.
"Two or three times a week. Zao Wou-Ki blushed and smiled.
"No wonder you're so fat. Do you know? I have to twice a day, once in the morning, and again after eating at noon! Come, eat more of this! Eat more of this stuff, and your skills will improve!" Qingfeng Dao Chang put up two fingers and dangled it in front of Zao Wou-ki, and smiled and took out a packet of poppies from his arms and stuffed it into Zao Wou-ki's pocket.
"Thank you, godfather, thank you, godfather!" Zao Wou-Ki sat on the incense couch, his eyes dazed as he watched the singing and dancing in the lamplight, thinking to himself, "Godfather really relies on himself wholeheartedly, and the chessboard of life is all laid out" I couldn't help but secretly rejoice, but I also felt a burst of madness in my heart.