After eating roast pheasants around the bonfire, the drunken Taoist and Xiaoyaozi two old people slept and rested in the carriage, the red tassel snuggled in the arms of his right arm, and the green yin and the white-clothed scholar pulled the homely routine.

"Look, look, the senior sister is lying in people's arms. Senior sister usually how serious a female man, look at the present. I'll just say, there must be something wrong with the two of them. Greenwood shook the ashes from the fire with a stick and added a few new sticks of wood.

"I can see it a long time ago, you didn't pay attention to the senior sister who defended him when he was talking at the very door, and she was worried about that kid when she came back from Mount Tai, haha. The white-clothed scholar smiled.

"Alright, alright, just the two of you talk. Hurry up and rest, I'll have to go tomorrow. After speaking, Hongying closed her clothes and closed her eyes again. The night gradually quieted down, and the greenery and white-clothed scholars gradually fell asleep.

Early the next morning, after eating roast pheasants, everyone drove to the waterfall in a carriage under the guidance of the flamingos. The huge waterfall hangs in front of you, the sound of the water rushes to the sky, like thunder, the wind blows, there is a trace of coolness; the ancient trees outside the waterfall are towering, the vines spread infinitely, some trees must hang straight to the ground and take root, like a curtain bead curtain.

"The flying stream went straight down to 3,000 feet, and it is suspected that the Milky Way fell for nine days. The white-clothed scholar couldn't help but chant the verses.

"It's a marvel of nature, and it's awe-inspiring to see such a spectacular waterfall. The drunk Taoist took a sip of wine and said with a smile.

"Attention, everyone, there is an empty cave behind the waterfall, and there is no cave in it, we just need to walk through the waterfall. The fire flew in the air, flapping its wings and laughing.

He drew his sword with his right arm, cut off a long vine, pulled it hard, tried to see if it was strong, and then said with a smile: "I flew over with it." We grabbed the vine in turn, and the person behind us pulled out a certain distance and then let go and swing over. I'm the last one to pass. ”

"What about you? We've all swept over, who's going to swing you?"

"Ying'er, you forgot, I have a fire, I finally flew over on it. He smiled as he pointed his right arm at the fire.

"Oh, I really forgot, hehe. "Red Tassel is happy.

"Then what about this horse and Wang Badong?" asked Lu Yin, pointing to the coffin.

"This is an old horse, who has been with us for so many days, has feelings, the old horse knows the way, will not go far, let him graze nearby. Put some dry food in the coffin, put it to his mouth, and he won't starve to death for a few days. As he spoke, his right arm pushed open the coffin, took off the cloth ball in Wang Badong's mouth, took out some dry food from his bag and threw it on Wang Badong's mouth, and said with a smile, "These days, you bastard, you'd better get acquainted with me!

Everything is ready, you pull me and push, one by one swing towards the waterfall, one by one through the waterfall, and finally fly over with the fire with the right arm.

Standing in the waterfall and looking out, there is really a cave, a golden scene: golden palaces, golden city walls, golden houses, golden streets, golden wheat waves...... Even the trees on the side of the road are wrapped in golden gauze, and the carriages and coachmen on the road, the pleasure boats and the captains on the river are all golden. The entrance of our cave is located in the middle of the mountainside, there is a wharf at the bottom of the mountain, and crossing the big river that surrounds the city is a golden avenue that leads directly to the gate of the local tyrant country.

"Tuhao Country, we are here!" shouted the white-clothed scholar with open arms.

"Oh, oh, oh......" The right arm, the green yin, and the red tassel also opened their arms and cheered.

"Sure enough, it's a gold mine. Xiaoyaozi sighed.

"Is there a golden rooster here? If you take a golden rooster and go back to lay golden eggs, the golden eggs will hatch the golden rooster, and the golden rooster will lay eggs, and a golden rooster will lay a hundred golden eggs a year, I will calculate...... You don't have to worry about it in your old age, haha!" he laughed drunk as he happily counted his fingers.

"Haha, master, we are here to subdue demons and eliminate demons, not to hatch chicks, your words always feel weird. The right arm shrugged and smiled innocently.

"Alright, alright, let's go down. Lu Yin smiled impatiently and took a step down the mountain, while beating the weeds deep on the side of the road with a stick, and the scholar in white followed closely.

When we reached the wharf, several fishermen were squatting on the shore rolling tobacco and smoking dry tobacco, or opening their nets and drying their fish, or dividing the buckets of fish, and several women chatting and skewering their mouths with dried straw, tying knots, and hanging them up; several awning boats were moored on the shore, and on each bow stood a chair, on which sat a girl or boy dressed as Miao, all wearing scarves, cloth hats, silver ornaments, and colorful Miao clothes.

"Do you want to cross the river?" said a warm-hearted girl, who saw us watching from the shore, ran over and greeted us warmly.

"Well, how much money did you spend on the other side in the past?" said the white-clothed scholar with a smile.

"A gold ingot. The girl smiled and held up a finger.

"A gold ingot? so expensive, girl, we are here to subdue demons and eliminate demons, I'm afraid that all the silver added up is not enough for a gold ingot." Can it be accommodating, cheaper. The right arm laughed.

"One gold ingot is already the cheapest, and you also need a golden bean to eat a bowl of wontons in the city, and one gold ingot is equivalent to ten golden beans. Is that expensive?" the girl laughed, and went back to the bow and sat down.

"It's really a tyrant country, and the consumption is so high! This makes people who are new to the city and just come over live, and the housing prices in this place should be sky-high. Lu Yin sighed.

"Hehe, that's a good point, it makes sense. The drunk Taoist gave a thumbs up.

"Haha, master, I'll fly across the river with you on my back one by one. No more boats. The fire fluttered its wings and laughed.

"Huo'er, this river is so wide. Won't it be too hard for you to fly back and forth a few times?" his right arm hesitated as he looked at the lake in front of him.

"You're a very capable bird, so big, and you can talk. Okay, for the sake of this amazing bird, you can pay as much as you have. I'll take you there. The girl came over and touched the flamingo and agreed.

"Girl, we don't have gold, so I'll give you a silver ingot. There's Miss Lao!" His right arm took out a silver ingot from the cloth bag and handed it to the girl.

The girl took it and said with a smile: "Our local tyrant country is full of gold, hehe, your silver is a rare thing." As he spoke, he stuffed the silver ingots into his arms, propped up the long bamboo pole, and said with a smile, "You guys sit tight, I'm going to row!"

The bamboo poles emerged from the water one by one, and the water surface rippled in circles, and the boat began to move. Soaking up the sun, we soaked up the beauty of both sides. Suddenly there was a beautiful song from the shore:

Clear-colored water

Draw a fish in the clouds

Golden wind

Blowing away the red autumn

Leisurely

Qiu Ge is silently opening an art exhibition

The scenery is beautiful

You're in Jiangtou

I'm in Eo

I wanted to take a sip of water

Who expected that the heart was already intoxicated

I wanted to kiss a plum tree

Who knew that God had flown away

Drive a penny

Take a warm breeze

Harness the waves

Splash ink and lift the pen to excite your Fangfei

Jump a bike

Bathe in a meter of sunshine

Chasing a thousand miles of flowers

Look around at the shadow of you

In the mist

Imagine a fish swimming leisurely

Wander in the clouds

Turned into a cluster of red fire

Fly in your heart

Amber is quiet at night

Take a leisurely stroll through the Milky Way

The cricket sings and dyes Lan Feng

Frost bullet river sound fog drum autumn se

The night is as quiet as the sound of a fish crossing the water

The rolling waves of the river wash over my heart

boils

It's a heart sound

"The water is so cool, and the song is beautiful. Girl, this song is so good, who sang it?" asked with a smile as she put her hand into the water, causing a wave of waves.

"Oh, my name is Ruan Jing, just call me Xiaojing. The girl on the hill by the river sang that she was singing to the mountain and inviting her lover, and the man she loved came out to sing together, and the man who was satisfied with the duet held hands and went into the cave room. We're all like this on blind dates. Xiaojing held the bamboo pole while pointing to the mountain peaks on the shore.

"Xiaoqing, everything you have to do with gold. Hehe, such a beautiful song can't also be related to gold, right?" said the right arm.

"yes, what's the name of this song?" said with a smile.

"Don't say it, our song is also full of gold, this song is called "Golden Years", from the poetry collection "Poetic World", it is one of our king's favorite love songs, spread the daughter for the men and women of the country to sing, in order to promote the beautiful love. I'll sing a few lines too. Xiao Jing said, laughing and humming:

Clear-colored water

Draw a fish in the clouds

Golden wind

Blowing away the red autumn

Leisurely

Qiu Ge is silently opening an art exhibition

......

Everyone smiled and immersed themselves in the singing, Xiaoyaozi took out a wooden leaf from his arms and whistled to accompaniment, his right arm, red tassels, green yin, and white-clothed scholars clapped together to the beat, and the drunk Taoist happily picked up the wine gourd and grunted.

All the way to the waves, all the way to the song, everyone immersed in laughter, unconsciously soon arrived at the other side, in the boat ashore, goodbye to Ruan Jing at the moment, everyone is still a little reluctant, the good time is always so short, but so precious, people have a long attachment.

As soon as the right arm and his party went ashore, they walked straight towards the local tyrant country, and soon came to the city gate of the local tyrant country, and the three gilded characters of the golden "local tyrant country" in the sun were particularly dazzling, and the drunk Taoist chief was itching to see it, thinking "If you want to take it off and melt it into gold, how many buckets of red sorghum do you have to exchange", thinking about Zhile. Two tall and mighty golden soldiers, dressed in golden armor and armed with golden broadswords, closed at the gates of the city, and guessed as their right arms passed, "The air they spit out is golden." ”

Walking on the streets of the local tyrant country, all of them are men and women with fat heads, fat brains, fat waists, elephant legs, and big butts.

"Alas, senior sister, there are so many dinosaurs, I want to vomit, do you have a spittoon?" the white-clothed scholar turned his head and asked Lu Yin.

"I don't feel comfortable either, everyone looks like sumo wrestlers from Fuso Country, is this going to be a wrestling match or what?" said Midori shook her head.

"Hehe, they are really a veritable tyrant country, all of them are overnourished, lack of exercise, so that fat accumulates. Being a local tyrant is not necessarily a good thing. The right arm laughed.

"Master, master, look, look at that! The dachshund was swimming on its belly against the ground, and couldn't stand up!" said Huo'er, flapping his wings and pointing at a dachshund under the table, and everyone looked over curiously and laughed.

"Damn, this dog's fat limbs are useless, so Hao really can't afford to hurt it!" said the white-clothed scholar with a smile.

"Haha, so only that toad can see this place, and I won't stay here if I give me 10,000 barrels of wine!" The drunk Taoist began to be disgusted, "Right arm, we feel that we can find the king, get rid of that toad, and go back." ”

"Okay, master!"

As he was talking, the pedestrians on the avenue in front of him gave way, and four golden soldiers led four golden Tibetan mastiffs, and the Tibetan mastiff's rolled hair was like a golden lion king, majestic and terrifying, and it made people feel frightened; Behind a golden carriage more than three meters tall stood a two-meter-tall thin man, who was picking up the king of the local tyrant country - Tuhao Jin, who was picking up the golden beans on the ground, and the local tycoon Jin was quietly followed by two graceful and beautiful maids; while smiling and scattering a large handful of golden beans around, he held his orchid finger and shouted weakly, "Long live the local tycoon, Wishing you prosperity!" Long live the local tyrant, Wishing you prosperity!" The carriage was followed by four soldiers riding golden men, presumably first-class masters.

Those fat men were lying on the ground picking up golden beans, and at the same time shouted: "Long live the local tyrant Jin......!

"This is also strange, the whole country is fat, how is this king and the local tyrant Jin not a big fat man? Listening to his voice, I feel a bit of a hypocrite!"

"Right arm, what are you thinking there? Quick! Help the master pick up more golden beans!" The drunk Taoist squatted on the ground and was busy, stretched out his hand and pulled the corner of his right arm.

"This may be the policy of fooling the people of the local tyrants, don't you think that the people are chubby, have no combat effectiveness, and live a rich life, which is very convenient for rule?"

"Binggo! It makes sense! This local tyrant really has a set, no wonder he sprinkled gold and laughed so happily! No, he laughed so much!"

"Master, Xiao Mo, you're almost ready to pick it up!" His right arm pulled down and was busy on the ground, drunk Dao Chang and the white-clothed scholar, "Get up and sort out your clothes, we will meet the local tyrant Jin now, ask where the toad is hiding, and hurry home." Do you want to nibble on such a big steamed bun at night?" his right arm pointed to the plate of steamed buns on the table of a restaurant on the side of the road, one steamed bun was the size of a basin, a few stupid big ones with fat heads and fat brains were gnawing, and the steamed bun scum on the ground was bigger than a stone. The drunk Taoist got up, turned his head to look, was so frightened that he was nauseous, choked up, and quickly touched his waist bag and straightened his clothes. The white-clothed scholar turned his head and spit out directly, "Damn, these local tyrants eat more fiercely than pigs, brother wants to escape!"

"See Your Majesty the local tyrant Jin! We are strange people in foreign lands, and I heard that your country is in turmoil, so I have come to subdue it!" "The right arm took Xiaoyaozi, the drunk Taoist, the red tassel, the green yin, and the white-clothed scholar knelt down on one knee, and hugged his fists to greet the local tyrant Jin.

"Stop!" The local tyrant Jin stopped the car, carefully looked at them on his right arm, held the orchid finger in his right hand, and whimpered and cried: "Several heroes, I invited several batches of Taoist priests and heroes last month, and after I treated them well, they went to fight the toad with high morale and confidence, no, it was called Emperor Xuanwu, and they all died." Woowoo...... Originally, the Xuanwu Emperor just wanted to ask me for food, but after several battles, he was so angry that he drove the widow out of the palace, and he and my concubines rolled the sheets. Woowoo...... If you come to harm me again this time, it is estimated that Emperor Xuanwu will kill me. Please, a few heroes, a few heroes, you can do it! You guys take these golden beans and go quickly, a little love, okay? Leave me a way to live, okay?" As soon as the words fell, the two maids behind the local tyrant Jin carried two pots of golden beans to his right arm and Xiaoyaozi. The drunken Taoist and the white-clothed scholar saw that their eyes lit up, and they grabbed the cloth bag directly, thinking that they didn't have to worry about it for the rest of their lives.

"Take people's money and eliminate disasters for others!" We are chivalrous in the rivers and lakes, and our morality is the greatest!" The drunk Taoist grabbed a few handfuls of golden beans and stood up and smiled at the local tyrant Jin, "You don't need to say it again! I will go to the palace here, and I will meet this demon! Don't worry, your concubines will return to your arms tonight!"

"Right behind you!" said the local tyrant Jin.

The right arm was instantly stunned, and he thought to himself, "Did the master beat the chicken blood this time?" Or is the magic of the golden bean given to him by the local tyrant Jin too great?"

"Third Master, Xiao Mo, and Lu Yin, you ride the horses of the other three to keep up. Fire, let's fly over!" said the right arm, pulling the red tassel and riding the flamingo towards the palace. Xiaoyaozi, the white-clothed scholar, and Lu Yin followed closely on the horses of the other three soldiers.

"I am born to be useful, and I will come back when my daughter is gone!hahaha...... Thank God, give me hope again!" The local tyrant Jin opened his arms excitedly, hugged the left and kissed the two maids on the right and said with a smile, "I have been worried about it for a few months, and now I am as thin as firewood, God bless me!"

Drunk, the Taoist rode straight to the palace hall, and the Xuanwu Emperor was leaning on the dragon chair by the sandalwood burner to close his eyes and recuperate.

The drunk Taoist dismounted directly, "Heaven and earth have nothing to do, Qiankun swordsmanship!" While pulling out the sword, the sword flew, took out a few charms from the cloth bag, bit his fingers, wrote spells on the spells with blood, pasted the charms on the sword, and silently recited a few words "Qiankun swordsmanship, urgent as a law!" The spell burned quickly, he jumped up, drew his sword and threw it at Xuanwu, and the sword qi was attached to the fire dragon like a fire dragon to Xuanwu, Xuanwu woke up suddenly, and kicked the sandalwood burner in front of him in a hurry, and a fire dragon of the drunk Taoist directly split on the flying sandalwood stove, the furnace exploded instantly, the fire was full of light, and the drunk Taoist hid his face to avoid the flying furnace fire, and when he looked again, the Xuanwu Emperor was gone.

It turned out that Xuanwu soared into the sky, standing on the roof of the palace hall, he was holding a spear, staring at his right arm in mid-air, and his cold eyes collided and fought in the air.

"Right arm, it's up to you! Quickly get rid of this toad, or you'll have to gnaw on a big steamed bun at night!" the drunk Taoist ran out of the hall and shouted at his right arm.

"Brother Right Arm, let me clean him up!" As soon as the words fell, the white-clothed scholar who had just arrived jumped up from his horse, "Swordfish Meteor" The white-clothed scholar flipped sideways in the air, the fish intestine sword drew a beautiful arc in mid-air, he swung his sword and swept it, a row of sword qi stabbed towards Xuanwu like a meteor shower, Xuanwu did a few air backflips in a row, quickly dodged, turned around and threw a shot at the white-clothed scholar, the white-clothed scholar couldn't dodge and quickly used the fish intestine sword to resist, a lightning-like sword qi was hitting the fish intestine sword, and the sword qi knocked the white-clothed scholar out of a meter away.

"Little junior brother, are you okay?" Lu Yin hurriedly dismounted and helped the white-clothed scholar up.

"Easy swordsmanship, urgent as a law!" put his hands together, and a circular Taiji sword formation quickly formed, thumping, "Out of the sword!" The right arm shouted, and ten thousand swords fired together, forming a sword-shaped dragon, flying up and down, slashing straight towards Xuanwu. Xuanwu held a spear and crackled with the stegosaurus in the air, and it was indistinguishable. The right arm quickly took out a poetic fairy sword mystery book from his arms and opened it, and in an instant the tattoo on his right arm burned, and countless flamingos flew out of the tattoo, and his right arm folded his hands, and soon a fiery red Tai'a sword flew out of his right arm, and the right arm pointed at Xuanwu, Xuanwu saw another sword flying over, unable to deal with it, and immediately jumped to the ground, and fled to a dirt pit underground, leaving his right arm to look for his traces in the battlefield filled with gunpowder.

Xuanwu was in a dirt pit underground, inhaling hard, his cheeks bulging like two basketballs on both sides, it became bigger and bigger, and his stomach was full of red fire. "The earth shakes the mountains and shakes the toad magic skill!" With the roar of Xuanwu, suddenly a powerful hurricane rolled up around the palace hall, flying sand and stones, the sky was full of loess, covering the sky and the sun, booming and loud noises, the earth shook the mountains, everyone shook, staggered and crooked, and the green yin was thrown to the wall with the injured white-clothed scholar in his arms.

After a while, Xuanwu kicked his legs and jumped up, bouncing extremely high, and the moment he fell to the ground, the palace began to slowly crack, the dust and smoke billowed out, and it shot out a shock wave from its mouth to its right arm, and the red tassel on the right arm rode a flamingo to dodge quickly, and those shock waves hit the palace and the wall, and in an instant the palace was bombarded with holes and dilapidation, and the wall collapsed and became a ruin. "Hold me tight!" "Hold me tight!" the right arm turned to look at the red tassel, "Huo'er, fly high into the air, fly above his head!"

When the fire flew to the top of Xuanwu's head, his right arm was folded with his hands, and the Tai'a sword was wrapped in thousands of flamingos and stabbed directly at the top of Xuanwu's head, Xuanwu resisted with a powerful shock wave, countless flamingos began to burn, the fire soared into the sky, and the dazzling eyes made Xuanwu dare not look directly, and the blood of the burning flamingo flowed into the Tai'a sword, the Tai'a sword became more and more red, and the power became stronger, slowly forcing towards Xuanwu, Xuanwu's lips were burned by the approaching Tai'a sword qi and cracked. Bleeding, seeing that he was about to stab into Xuanwu's throat, Xuanwu quickly shrank his head back, and the Tai'a sword pierced directly into Xuanwu's right leg, deeply inserted into the ground, and nailed Xuanwu to the ground. His right arm jumped to the ground from Huo'er, kicked Xuanwu, pulled out his sword and scolded: "The local tyrant country has never had a holiday with you, and it raises you every day, how can you take revenge? Today I will do the right thing for heaven and slaughter you, a beast!"

"Hero, don't kill me! I'm also confused for a while! The local tyrant Jin has repeatedly asked the Taoist to accept me, but I am really angry and dare to leave him and replace him. I didn't think about harming his life, he still has a lot of money and is alive and well!The hero spares his life!" Xuanwu cried and begged heartbrokenly, clutching his bleeding thigh.

"If I keep you, after we leave, what will you do if you do anything wrong in the future and plot for the throne?" put the sword on Xuanwu's neck with his right arm.

"Hero, I am the southern divine beast Xuanwu, you can't kill me, otherwise the balance between heaven and earth will be out of balance! I will definitely stay in the local tyrant country obediently in the future, and I will never have two hearts! Anyway, the local tyrant will treat me with good food and drink. Xuanwu threw out the last straw.

I don't care if you are really a southern divine beast - Xuanwu, I will cut off one of your thighs today, abolish your martial arts, and completely cut off your evil thoughts! You will be a three-legged fortune toad in the future, and the local tyrant will worship you!" "You will recover in a few days, I hope you will be a divine beast again, otherwise it will be your left leg next time! I will intercede with the local tyrant Jin for you, and leave you as the god of wealth of the local tyrant country." With that, he jumped up with his right arm and sat on the fire.

"Okay, good, thank you, hero! I will definitely start my life again and bring wealth to the local tyrant country!" Xuanwu sat on the ground and kowtowed repeatedly.

"No thanks!" said the right arm, and flew to the local tyrant Jin with the fire. Lu Yin helped the white-clothed scholar to ride back together, and the drunk Taoist and Xiaoyaozi also followed.

On the street of the local tyrant country, the local tyrant Jin and the two maids chatted while waiting for the results. "Xiaomei, Xiaomei, you say, will those few just now become heroes or martyrs? Am I going to hold a celebration party or a memorial service?"

"Back to the emperor, the slave doesn't know!" the two maids said in unison.

"Woooooooooo......oo Actually, I thought about the result a long time ago. The local tyrant Jin suddenly wiped away his tears again.

"Your Majesty, we're back! Emperor Xuanwu has done it!" His right arm "swished" and landed in front of the local tyrant Jin.

"Haha, as I expected! I knew you would win! The first time I saw you, I saw the dawn, and I was talking to them just now, didn't you?"

"Yes! Yes, the emperor is like a god!" the two maids said in unison.

"Your Majesty, that's how it is, I've told you. You just open the net and leave this southern mythical beast to be a god of wealth in your local tyrant country, anyway, the local tyrant country will not miss him a steamed bun. As he spoke, he held a big steamed bun and nibbled on it.

"Haha, good, good! The hero said yes! Come on, the bounty is ten thousand taels!" the local tyrant Jin smiled happily. The two maids behind him immediately carried a box of gold ingots and put it in front of their right arms.

"Thank you, Your Majesty, I don't want this money! Punishing evil and promoting good is the morality and responsibility of our Wudang people! I still have important things to do, so I won't stay!"

"How can this kid do this? Drunk, the Taoist ran to the local tyrant Jin and said with a smile: "He's like this, it's not big or small, I'll take the bounty for him! Thank you, Your Majesty! Thank you, Your Majesty!" The drunk Taoist grabbed a few handfuls of gold ingots and put them in the cloth bag.

"Hehe, everyone's worked hard! It's okay, bring all this. The local tyrant Jin smiled.

Lu Yin got off the horse and grabbed two gold ingots for the white-clothed scholar, and after thanking him, he rode to the dock ferry with the drunk Taoist chief and Xiaoyaozi.

"Thank you! Go all the way! Thank you! Go all the way!" The happy local tyrant Jin and the people of the local tyrant country waved goodbye to the right arm and the group, and they left the local tyrant country in a sound of celebration and blessings.