It is said that the obese Zao Wou-Ki came to Wudang Mountain and followed a group of fireflies to Qingfeng Villa. Zhao Wou-Ki saw the flower girl in the garden, Zhao Wou-Ki looked intently at the woman in front of him who was wearing a garland, with a beautiful face, a hot body, a railing to enjoy the flowers, and exuded a faint fragrance, only to feel that she was a fairy descending from the earth, and suddenly fell in love, swallowed saliva in his throat, a firefly stared at his ear, and said with a smile: "Our sister Hua has a high vision, Wuji is fat, I advise you not to be a toad and want to eat swan meat." ”

"Sister Hua, who do you think this is?" The firefly girl with a red flower on her head flew happily to Hua Gu's hand, dancing with her hands.

"Sister Hua, we couldn't open it when we saw this Wuji Fat at the very gate, just when he was looking for death and life, I pulled him back from the edge of the cliff and saved a precious life, haha!" The firefly boy with horns on his head covered his mouth and laughed.

"Okay, okay, you guys, don't make fun of this fat brother anymore!" Hua Gu looked at the dejected Zao Wou-Ki on the side and sent the fireflies away, "Go play in the flowers, I heard that you were coming back last night, and my sister specially killed a monkey and threw it in the flowers." Come and enjoy the food!"

"Why not elephants?"

"It's not bad to eat monkeys!"

"Alright, let's go for a big dinner!"

A group of fireflies flew into the flowers, and bursts of green fluorescence flashed in the flowers under the shade of the trees, and after a while, a trace of blood smelled out, and the green light of the fireflies in the flowers became brighter and brighter, and the number of fireflies became more and more.

"Come with me, I'll take you to see Qingfeng Dao Chief, he is the commander-in-chief of the Wudang Mountain Command Operations Department. You walk with your head up, don't hunch your waist, don't hang your head, be confident!" Hua Gu walked and walked, turned around and stopped, patted Zao Wou-Ki's shoulder, and continued to lead the way in front.

"Beauty, have we met somewhere before? It feels familiar, so kind. Zao Wou-Ki said with a smile.

"On the top of Mount Tai Jade Emperor, we have met, have you forgotten? There is also a white-clothed scholar beside you. Hua Gu smiled.

"That's my little junior brother-Xiao Mo, someone else, hehe, stupider than me, dumbfounded. Zao Wou-Ki couldn't help but be happy.

"Yes, I fought a battle outside the city a few days ago, and I saw that his martial arts were quite powerful. ”

"Hehe, I don't know. ”

As he spoke, Hua Gu led Zao Wou-Ki to the study of the Qingfeng Daoist, who was lifting the brush and dipping it in ink to write, and he vigorously wrote the word "rebirth" on the rice paper, and the pen was strong and powerful through the back of the paper.

"Good words, good words!" Zao Wou-Ki praised with a smile.

"Someone, frame this picture and hang it in the study. Qingfeng Dao called out.

"Yes, sir!" As soon as the words fell, the two maids standing at the door entered the door to get the painting, closed the door and left.

"Master Feng, this is Zao Wou-ki, the extraordinary disciple of the Firefly Force, who persuaded him to surrender, and I specially brought it for you to see. Hua Gu pointed at Zhao Wouji and introduced to Qingfeng Daoist with a smile.

Qingfeng Dao Chang picked up the tea, took two sips, put down the teacup, looked Zao Wou-Ki up and down carefully, and said with a smile: "Young man, sit, sit." Hua Gu, you go down and prepare some refreshments. ”

"Yes, Master Feng!" Hua Gu closed the door and retreated, and Zao Wou-Ki glanced back.

Qingfeng Dao said with a smile: "My goddaughter told me everything about you." I'm telling you now, you're a talent that just needs a little polishing to shine. You must always remember that others slander you because you are good. If others use you, it means that you are still valuable. When others are jealous of you, that shows that you are ahead of others. When someone hits you verbally, or even mocks you maliciously, it shows that you are very influential. Don't care about those who ignore you! From now on, you will be my godson!"

"Thank you for your kindness, I'm afraid that my qualifications are dull and it will be difficult for me to take on important responsibilities. Zao Wou-Ki lowered his head and whispered.

"What are you talking about? Zao Wou-ki, be a man, don't be presumptuous, you have to believe that you are the best one! You can't be the head of the extraordinary family, it's okay, start over in my Wudang Mountain! Look at your fat, comparable to Tarzan of the apes, Hercules, I will make you the king, you are the king! I will let you be the head of Wudang, okay? I will marry my goddaughter to you, how about it?" Qingfeng Dao Chang patted Zhao Wouji's belly and smiled.

"Good! good! godfather!" When Zhao Wouji heard that he was the head of Wudang Mountain and could marry Hua Gu, he was overjoyed and promised again and again.

"Hahaha...... That's right!" Qingfeng Dao Chang patted Zao Wou-Ki and laughed.

Hua Gu brought refreshments, and the three of them drank tea together and laughed.

"Hua'er, I recognize Zao Wou-Ki as my godson, and I also said to your master, I will marry you to him, you will be in the cave room tonight, and you will be my right-hand man in the future. Wuji will be my successor in the future, the new head of Wudang, and I will arrange it. Wait a minute, you will first teach him your ability to cast poison and release Gu, and I will teach him a full set of Tai Chi swordsmanship from tomorrow. Qingfeng Dao Chang said with a smile as he drank tea.

"Obey, Master Feng!" Hua Gu replied with a smile on her face, drinking tea.

After eating refreshments, the three of them chatted and rested for a while. Hua Gu took Zao Wou-Ki to the garden, she took out a few Lingxiao Flower Spores from her waist and handed them to Zao Wou-Ki.

"From now on, you will be the young master, no one in Qingfeng Villa and Wudang Mountain will dare to disrespect you! Otherwise, I will let his mouth and nose sprout, his ears bloom, and his seven orifices bleed!" said Hua Gu, grabbing a maid who entered the door and covering her mouth and snickering, grinning hard with one hand, quickly throwing a flower spore into her throat and patting her on the back. The maid choked in her throat and swallowed the flower spores, and the flower girl chanted a spell in her mouth: "Amitayus flower, take root and sprout!

After a while, the girl's belly began to swell, her body began to twitch and stiffen, and she slowly foamed at the mouth, and several Lingxiao flower vines were bloody from her nose, mouth, ears, and the top of her head, and a few bloody Lingxiao flowers bloomed on the vines. Zao Wou-Ki looked at the maid with her eyes turned outward and her whole body stiff, and she was so frightened that she almost collapsed.

Hua Gu grabbed it and touched Zhao Wouji's back: "Young master, you will be the head of Wudang in the future, killing people like hemp, swords like dreams, but it's commonplace! You have to be ruthless! Do you still want to be ridiculed like you are in the extraordinary door? If that's the case, I'm also blind to the wrong person!"

I just need a little bit of getting used to. Zao Wou-Ki said, ran to the side of the flower bed and vomited, and when he looked up, he saw a huge bloody monkey skeleton scattered among the flowers, and a group of fireflies were lying asleep in it, and he vomited again in disgust.

"Young Master, you first recite and memorize these spells of poisoning and releasing Gu, after I have sex with you tonight, you can independently plant Gu and release poison in the future. Hua Gu said and handed a copy of "Flower Gu Cheats" to Zhao Wouji, threw a cloud of purple mist at the flowers, and disappeared.

Zao Wou-Ki opened the "Flower Gu Cheats" and was stunned. There are pictures and function introductions of various exotic flowers and plants, with Gu poison spells, flower Gu manipulation, and various jaw-dropping deaths of the spell responders, etc. For example, orchid ether can make people excited, Gu can make people go crazy and die of exhaustion, yellow and white azaleas, can paralyze limbs, grab assistants, Gu can make people convulse all over the body and die, tulip poison alkali, make people dizzy, Gu can make people euthanasia, oleander venom, make people die of necrosis of the whole body, apply Gu will make people bleed and burst to death, Lingxiao flower spores, manipulate the will, Shi Gu can make the seven orifices sprout and bloom, bleed to death...... Combined with the Flower Gu spell, it is really a very wonderful evil art. Zao Wou-Ki flipped through it with relish, and secretly rejoiced, thinking to himself, "In the past, the name of the Extraordinary Gate sounded quite strange, and the red fluffy head of the master Chi Silie was also very magical, but I just didn't see such strange kung fu in the Extraordinary Gate." Haha, it's really a chance for me to be born again, as long as I learn this, I can also cross the rivers and lakes in the future, killing those who used to laugh at me in minutes. ”

At night, the garden is lit up with red lanterns, and the trees are full of red lanterns. Swarms of fireflies glow green, forming a heart shape in the garden sky, fireflies dance, hand in hand and singing the sweet ballad "Dream", the fiery red buds of the moonlight are one by one, happily blowing the trumpet, and the bat Yaksha happily carries the flower basket and throws rose petals in the air. Romantic singing fluttered in the garden:

My dreams are stacked with your memories

At when

And where is it

I don't remember exactly

My glasses freeze your gaze

Until I wake up from a dream

tonight

This is the month of gravity

The window lattices are covered

Moaning through the curtain

Showing your smile

The fragrance of ink is steaming with each other's warmth

For those who have been left behind

No more nightmares

Just like the ginkgo biloba in summer

The memories are so fresh

There are not many bluebirds flying day by day

There are Siyin piled up among the Aimu trees

I felt the emotion in the air

Singing like the blood music around me

Warm bathing

Rekindle memories

Stop at that moment

Stay in my heart for a long time

Hua Gu put on a bathrobe, walked up to Zao Wou-ki, hugged him and untied his wide clothes, and slowly pushed Zao Wou-ki, who was as stunned as a wooden chicken, to the edge of the bath surrounded by a hundred flowers, and together they raised their legs and entered the bath, the bath was full of rose petals, and the air was filled with a faint fragrance of rosemary. The moment he stepped into the bath, Zao Wou-Ki choked twice when he saw Hua Gu raise her white and tender thighs that could be broken by blowing, and his whole body was stiff. Zao Wou-Ki and Hua Gu are completely integrated, enjoying the joy of fish and water. In the steaming water vapor, Zao Wou-Ki felt that there were thousands of vines in his body entwined around his heart, liver, spleen, stomach and lungs, plucking the heartstrings, the blood flowed freely, and his body exuded the same dark fragrance as Hua Gu's body. His whole body was hot, his hormones were soaring, and he rolled violently in the bath again and again with Hua Gu in his arms. This blood-boiling night dried the wet kisses on the tips of Hua Gu's hair and the beads of sweat on Zao Wou-Ki's back again and again.

"Young master, in the future, you will be the head of Wudang Mountain, and I will be your woman. You and I have become one, and my flower and plant cells have been implanted in your body. From now on, you can manipulate the flowers in the world as you like, apply poison and release Gu into the invisible, control people to take their lives with a single thought, and no one can help you. Hua Gu smiled and rode onto Zao Wou-ki's huge goods, and the two kissed and rolled in the bath, splashing the sleeping fireflies next to them.

"Sister Hua's rowing skills are too fierce!"

"This is her first time, and after all these years of saving, you can imagine how she is. ”

"Haha, fat people also have spring, this time Wuji Fat doesn't need to lose weight, it is estimated that she will be boiled dry in a few months. ”

"It's so romantic, so passionate! I want to be in love too, woowoo...... I'm going to hug too. ”

"I love this love song with a lot of affection, who wrote it?"

Sister Hua said that she liked a WeChat public account - Poetic Tianya, and she liked the poem in it, so she found someone to compose the music. ”

"Oh, oh, then I'll go back and search for this public account. ”

Some of the fireflies were talking and laughing, some were hugging each other, and some were moved to tears and tears...... Tonight, a touching fill of the gardens of Breeze Villa.

Here, Lu Yin and the white-clothed scholar saw the aurora soaring into the sky, and knew that there must be something in the valley, so they held torches and followed the mountain road to find it, shouting as they walked: "Senior sister, right arm, where are you......"

Holding the red tassel with his right arm, covering his clothes, lying on the grass and looking at the starry sky, the red tassel suddenly pinched the thigh of the right arm, and the right arm said "ouch", touched the red tassel's hand and asked: "Ying'er, why are you pinching me, what's wrong?"

"Right arm, if one day, I die, I want to become the brightest Big Dipper in the sky. You're going to look at it night and night, thinking about me. Hongying rubbed her head against the chest of her right arm and whispered softly, as if she was being coquettish.

"Fool, you won't die, with me. Heaven and earth are desolate, even if you die everything, I will not let you have anything. As long as I'm here, you'll be fine!Don't think about it!"

"I mean what if. ”

"No ifs, what's the North Star? I will be your sun and moon from now on, guarding you day and night!

"Good. Hongying snuggled into her right arm's arms and closed her eyes quietly.

Suddenly, the right arm and the red tassel faintly heard someone calling his and the red tassel's name in the distance, they got up and tidied up their clothes, patted the weeds on their bodies, and shouted as they walked towards the firelight: "We ...... here" The scholar in green and white heard the voice, and quickly ran over, and everyone rushed back to the carriage together.

"Senior sister, you're not injured, are you?" asked Lu Yin with concern.

"Senior sister, what's wrong with that stinky bat?" is it dead?" the white-clothed scholar smiled, "Let me see him again, I will definitely light him, haha!"

"Thankfully, my right arm saved me, and I'm fine. The bat demon ran away. Red Ribbon replied a little reservedly.

"Senior sister, you two are blind in the dark, have been in the valley for so long, is there any such ...... The ......" said Green, and couldn't help but laugh, she stared at Hongying quirkily, and then turned her head to stare at her right arm and smiled.

"You little girl, you're the ghost! Hongying blushed, but fortunately the night was dark, otherwise she would have laughed at the success of the greenery.

Back in the carriage, the right arm found that the flamingo had returned, and was stopping in the carriage to chat with the drunk chief.

"Take a sip, take a sip and it's okay!" shouted the drunk Taoist with a smile as he held a wine gourd.

"I'm a good bird, a good bird doesn't drink!a good bird doesn't drink!" the flamingo flapped its wings and refused.

"Hahaha, what a bird!" the drunk Taoist laughed, and Xiaoyaozi also smiled.

"Haha, master, third master, what is it that makes you laugh so happily?"

"Master, you're back!" Huo'er saw them coming back with a torch in his right arm, and immediately flew over and stopped on his shoulder.

"Right arm, you bird can still talk, alas, it's funny. Hongying touched it curiously, and the white-clothed scholar and Lu Yin also leaned over and stared at Huo'er with surprised eyes.

"Don't look at it, don't look at it, I'm a divine bird, it's normal to be able to speak. Huo'er shyly spread her wings and covered her face.

"Huo'er, why are you only coming back now!Did you invite the Yin soldiers to Mount Tai?Do you have any stories to tell you?" touched Huo'er's head with his right arm and smiled.

"Master, I didn't go to Tarzan. Halfway through a hurricane, he was swept into a golden nest. The flamingo smiled.

"What is the Golden Nest? Everyone sat around the campfire next to the carriage, eating the pheasant shot by the drunken Taoist with his bow and arrow, while listening to the flamingo tell the story of the golden nest.

"Master, that golden nest is called Tuhao Country, and it is in the waterfall five hundred meters in front. The land is full of magnificent, tall and brilliant gold houses, and their king is called Tuhao Jin, who is dressed in gold and is very jeweled. ”

"All gold?" the white-clothed scholar touched his nose and expressed puzzlement.

"Well, the king was dressed in gold from head to toe, wearing a golden crown the size of a basin on his head, and wearing a robe and jade belt made of gold weaving, which shone in the sun, and the people who looked at it were a little dizzy, and the most dazzling thing was the pair of gold boots studded with diamonds, and the road he walked on was plated with a layer of gold. Huo'er said as she spread her wings and gestured to the appearance of the local tyrant Jin.

"So Hao, take us over and scrape the floor, and you can pick up gold. Lu Yin couldn't help but smile.

"The most important thing is ......" Huo'er suddenly stopped, looked at everyone's expressions, and everyone listened intently and was fascinated, like a group of gold diggers who fell into infinite longing.

"What's the most important thing? You little bird, and you sell sa zi! Say it quickly!" the drunk Taoist couldn't wait to knock the fire with the wine gourd.

"The most important thing is that the local tyrant Jin likes to ride the royal carriage around the city on a sunny noon day to sprinkle golden beans to show his fraternity. Every time he finishes scattering a few buckets of golden beans that he carries with the car, he will show a golden smile in the bright sunshine, and at that time, you will see his mouth full of gold teeth smiling into a golden flower. It's just, it's really too tyrant!" Huo'er was intoxicated by the scene of the local tyrant throwing golden beans, and suddenly rolled down a few golden beans from its wing feathers, which woke up everyone in the intoxication, and the drunk Taoist picked up a golden bean, put it to his mouth and bit it, looked at the tooth marks closely, and said happily: "It's really a golden bean, a golden bean can buy several pots of wine." As he spoke, he picked up the golden beans that were scattered on the ground.

"Huo'er, we are people in the rivers and lakes, and we take it as our mission to save the martial arts, why do we want these golden beans to be dried with beans?" asked the right arm puzzled.

"Little bird, my apprentice is a wooden chicken! Don't listen to him, you take me over, pick up more golden beans and come back, I will find you a red-headed parrot to be your wife, and you will have good food and drink for the rest of your life! Take me over!"

"What is a wooden chicken?" asked Huo'er as she flew into her drunken ear and flapped her wings.

"It's the wooden chicken that is as stupid as a wooden chicken. The drunk Taoist said with a smile, and everyone couldn't help laughing.

"I haven't heard of it, I don't know. Huo'er looked away in confusion and flew back to her right shoulder.

"Master, don't make fun of me, you old man have me in your old age, why do you want so much gold? Master Zu has always taught me to be indifferent to fame and fortune in the past, if I am consumed by fame and fortune, sooner or later I will go astray. "The right arm is a little angry.

"Master, in fact, there is another reason why the local tyrant Jin is so spout golden beans. He wanted to find some strange people from the people to rescue his tyrant country, and hoped that everyone would help inform each other. There was a lazy toad before, and I didn't know where to get into the waterfall, so I didn't leave. The local tyrant Jin sent troops to drive him out of the local tyrant country three times and five times, and even dispatched the master of the Imperial Forest Army, and recruited some domestic martial arts masters to drive away the toad, but he was killed or defeated. Although the toad was alone, he had some magic power, and he once threatened: If he doesn't have good wine and good food, he will destroy the tyrant country and become the king himself. On the one hand, the local tyrant Jin promised to support him, and on the other hand, he looked for a savior. Whoever surrenders or drives out this toad in the world will marry him his only princess. Master, I think you can go and be this colt, so that you can be the leader of the martial arts alliance in the future. The flamingos flew around everyone and talked about it with relish.

"I see, the local tyrants also have a hard time? I always thought that the local tyrants were carefree. Red Tassel stretched out her hands and rubbed them close to the fire.

"Huo'er, who said I was going to be the leader of the Martial Arts Alliance? With his right arm, he grabbed Huo'er, leaned in front of his nose, pressed Huo'er's head, and looked at Hongying, a little nervous.

"Right arm, you should be this colt! Subduing demons and eliminating demons and eliminating violence and peace is the spiritual purpose of our Wudang! This, you must go!" The drunk Dao Changle sipped two sips of wine.

"Boy, what the second senior brother said is right, our savings are almost spent. Prepare some gold, not to mention being the leader of the martial arts alliance in the future, even if you have to use it for daily expenses. Xiaoyaozi patted the shoulder of his right arm.

"Third Master, I understand. This toad essence, we are going to clean it up, this colt will forget it. The right arm smiled, and the red tassel blushed suddenly, and laughed softly on the side.

"Right arm, I said it wrong before I was a teacher, not a horse, not a horse! We are just going to kill demons and demons!"

"That's good, Huo'er, you lead the way tomorrow, and we will go to relieve the plight of the local tyrant country!" with a smile in his right arm, he tore off a piece of roasted pheasant meat and handed it to Hongying.

"I'm going to pick up the golden beans!" the white-clothed scholar squeezed Huo'er's head and smiled. The bonfire was burning warmly, and everyone was laughing while eating in the firelight.