The mad monk didn't know Le Namenzi in the morning, and his two long legs were thrown away, and he ran wildly, and his toes floated out several meters away on the ground!

Wei Yuan's chasing is so hard!

I heard the cheap master sing a little tune while running:

"A wave in a wave, a wave in a wave~

The scenery is good on a sunny day, and the red flowers are green grass.

I'm happy to run forward, walking all over Qingshan, people are not old......"

Wei Yuan was stunned for a moment, and subconsciously answered: "May I ask the master how many years have you cultivated?"

"Hehe~ The years don't leave anyone, it's been two hundred years in the blink of an eye!"

Bold and demonic~ I can see at a glance that you are not human!

Of course, the latter sentence is what Wei Yuan thought in his heart.

No! I can't even think about it!

I said how this cheap master got his lines so right!

Because of this downhill, the master and apprentice ran fast, so the time spent was less.

Still came to Haiyan County, the street hawkers selling fruits and vegetables have appeared, and many ragged people carry dry firewood, charcoal and other things to sell outside the county.

It is impossible to enter the city, and there is a tax to be collected when entering the city, and there is a possibility that the gatekeeper will be exploited. Therefore, under the grass hut outside the city gate, a small market was formed.

The mad monk still didn't squint, and swaggered into the city with Wei Yuan.

Whether it was the suffering people in rags, or the bullying soldiers, or the scholars in green shirts, or the merchants driving mules and horses, it seemed that they were not in his eyes.

When the master and apprentice passed by a street, they were just in time for the business to open.

Wei Yuan looked up, eh, Spring Breeze Garden!

At the moment when he looked up, a pretty young lady on the second floor saw this handsome and masculine little monk, and immediately laughed, called friends, and even called five or six young ladies to watch on the second floor in a few seconds.

As the so-called bustard loves money, sister loves pretty. Wei Yuan's current appearance is really disturbing.

And his shiny bald head makes many young ladies have a sense of blasphemy against the sages~ That's exciting! Stimulation~~~

This woman, as soon as she has an advantage in numbers, her courage will be multiplied.

Wei Yuan didn't take two steps here, but he heard a group of young ladies behind him shouting:

"Eh, little monk, don't go!"

"yes! Come in and play!"

"Sister doesn't want your money~"

"Haha, I can't say that I have to give a big red envelope!"

......

The so-called red envelope, that is the rule of the Qinglou, it is said that when you meet a boy chicken, you have to give a red envelope.

When Wei Yuan heard this, good guy, this is looking down on the Buddha!

I'm a monk today, otherwise, hum, I'm a little overlord with a silver spear and more than 20 points of physique and strength...... You're all going to have to take a break tomorrow!

The mad monk suddenly sighed on the side: "Alas~ The sister in this building is really enthusiastic. Back then, I was also a famous handsome monk in ten temples and eight temples. ”

Wei Yuan looked at the old face of the cheap master: Back then, it must have been fifty years ago!

I saw the cheap master ask with a strange expression: "Good apprentice, do you want to go to this green building?"

Wei Yuan was stunned: What kind of way is this? Is it so wild? Could it be that it is testing me?

Wei Yuan cautiously probed: "No, don't go shopping." I have taken refuge in my Buddha, and I am no longer stained with red dust!"

How do you know that the cheap master waved his hand: "Hey~ Don't worry about it, don't worry about it, our Buddhism, we don't pay attention to the ruthless desire and the six purities, but the more we follow our own heart, the better." Even if you marry a wife and have children in the future, and pass on the temple to your son, it is a drop of support as a teacher. Red dust Buddhism blooms twice~"

Wei Yuan: ???Could it be that I still have a sixth uncle?! Dongying Buddhism can't be passed down by you, right?

He glanced at Wei Yuan, who was magnificent: "Besides, you are a prodigal in Qinglou, a little overlord with a silver spear, what kind of serious monk are you pretending to be with me here?"

Wei Yuan has been confused by the cheap master: what is a serious monk?

What is Zheng? What is a Sutra? What is a monk? Wei Yuan was almost about to have an epiphany at the bottom of the Qinglou!

It took a long time for Wei Yuan to come back to his senses and say, "Master, I'm good! You can't force Liang to be a prostitute!"

"Okay, let's talk about it next time!" said the mad monk.

And next time?!

The master and apprentice ate tofu brain for breakfast, the staple food was big meat buns, and the side dish was braised pork.

Wei Yuan: This breakfast is not much stronger than the braised pork intestine!

The mad monk asked for a bottle of wine, "Have a drink?"

Wei Yuan shook his head boldly.

"It's a pity. ”

Wei Yuan said: "I drank wine early in the morning, and I drank it all into a wine Mengzi." ”

The mad monk squinted his eyes and looked around: "Jiumengzi is good." In this world, it's better to live when you're drunk. ”

Wei Yuan was stunned by the cheap master's sudden serious bluffing, and always felt that there was something in his words.

......

Wei Yuan originally thought that this cheap master was capable, but he forced himself to apprentice, I am afraid that there is some intention?

Otherwise, how did those nine dead ghost brothers die?

However, the cheap master Buddhism is very powerful, and his heart is very powerful. And he has been clearly told that there is no dangerous task for him to do.

You can't have a crush on me, right?

Wei Yuan's thought was together, and the top of his brain was suddenly hit hard, and he swollen a bag the size of an egg, and it took three days of pain to subside the swelling. How dare you talk nonsense again?

It's just that there is always a reason why this cheap master accepts himself, right?

Ask for advice, but don't teach, always say that the time has not come.

But every day he takes himself to drink wine and eat meat, which is called a skill. Even the Qinglou was half-pushed and half-coaxed by the cheap master to go shopping once.

If it weren't for Wei Yuan's heart, he really couldn't let go, and I was afraid that he wouldn't be able to escape with his belt.

That's it, Wei Yuan didn't think much about it. It's useless to think too much, so let it go.

So every day I followed the cheap master and didn't do serious things, and wandered between serious monks and unserious monks.

In the blink of an eye, a month has passed.

That's really a lot of fun! The chicken legs are all fat! Just think about it, how many big fish and meat do you have to eat?

Wei Yuan laughed at it: "Look at your fatness, you can't even tickle yourself!"

The chicken leg kicked its hind legs a few times, but it didn't reach his neck, and then he made his hind legs bigger and longer, like demonic claws, and scratched himself smoothly!

......

This month, Wei Yuan's "harvest" is the boss!

The mad monk took Wei Yuan to listen to the corner of a courtyard where her husband was doing business all the year round, and he still smiled lewdly!

Wei Yuan: You're not a mad monk, you're a flower monk!

also took Wei Yuan to eat at someone's white banquet, and when he was discovered, he recited the scriptures to others.

Wei Yuan: The business is very skilled!

also took Wei Yuan to set other people's chickens, and touched Erha excitedly when he put them on.

Wei Yuan: A veritable stealing of chickens and dogs.

One day he took Wei Yuan to the wilderness, Wei Yuan was quite excited, and thought that he was finally going to take him to fight monsters, but the result was to pick mushrooms! Wei Yuan: I am a little monk picking mushrooms?

While picking mushrooms, they also encountered a faceless youkai. As a result, a few hundred meters away and a large area of woods, I was shocked to death by a cold snort from the cheap master!

Just two days ago, the mad monk who didn't squint suddenly asked Wei Yuan to buy a fox in the market. It is said that after the release, maybe there will be a fox girl in the future to repay the favor!

Mad Monk: "Fox Girl! Very Run~"

Wei Yuan: What have you done, a lewd monk?Hen~tai~

Wei Yuan and the Orion bargained for each other, and the foul words they uttered were coercion and temptation.

"Do you know that you kill every day, you are committing a murder. The little monk bought this fox because he accumulated yin virtue for you, and you didn't give him a few taels of silver? After he died, he would have to go to the oil pot! You have to relieve your dead lady of her sins, right?"

Although Orion is five big and three thick, where is the opponent of this serious monk who is old and young?

Originally, the precious white fox with white hair and only four feet and the tip of the tail was black, and he wanted to buy 50 taels of silver, but in the end, it was cut to six taels or seven dollars because of the accumulation of yin virtue and blessings!

The Orion has a big beard on his face, and he is about to cry if he is wronged!

"Little master, do you think this is good? This fox should be regarded as a gift from me, and if you read the scriptures to my mother twice, it will be regarded as praying for me. Is it done?"

Wei Yuan refused: "No! One yard is one yard, how can it be mixed up in business! Six taels or seven dollars, for you!"

Wei Yuan: Made, can I tell you that I don't know the scriptures? I'll read you a fart!

Not to mention the hunter, even the surrounding vendors and the little fox were dumbfounded. Only the mad monk master had a teachable expression on his face.

Less than an hour later, a news spread in Haiyan County, saying that the shameless master had accepted another disciple, and this time it was different!

All the shopkeepers remembered the fear of being dominated by the Shameless Master......

That night, Wei Yuan encountered a strange incident.

He went out to pee at night, but halfway through his pee, he heard his name called outside the wall, and almost held back his pee.

Wei Yuan grew up watching Lu Shuren's "Baicao Garden to Sanwei Study" since he was a child, and he remembered the beauty snake that ate the brain marrow by name.

How can a thousand-year-old Gou be reckless? Let that sweet and charming voice scream for a long time, but there is no answer!

At this time, not to mention the mad monk, even the chicken leg woke up and listened with his ears open. Only Erha slept well, grinding his teeth in his dreams.

The voice outside the wall shouted for a while, and continued: "Master Wuji, I'm still too young to repay the favor. Why don't I introduce my sister to you?!"

Wei Yuan: ??? a good person who sells his sister for glory! Go home quickly and call your sister~