After walking out of the county seat, it took an hour to come to the lush mountainside.

After all, Wei Yuan's basic attributes are more than twice that of ordinary people, and his feet are quite fast, and the same is true for chicken leg Erha. If it weren't for the chicken legs, the two might have run away at this time.

Wei Yuan was naturally half angry, but the mad monk was smiling, as if he was very appreciative of Erha's stupid behavior.

This time, if you take the stupid dog back to the temple, you have to demolish the Daxiong Treasure Hall in the temple.

Climbing the mountain, it took only a quarter of an hour to take thousands of steps, and Wei Yuan saw the dome of the temple's main hall.

Seeing that the mountain gate was about to arrive, I could even hear the voices of some pilgrims talking.

Wei Yuan looked at the few pieces of marinated cooked food in his hand, as well as two small jars of wine, and couldn't help asking, "Master, let's take the wine and meat, and just go in?"

The crazy monk lined up his head, "Don't say it, I came here for the teacher five years ago, because the teacher was eating wine in the monk's house, and those monks didn't let the teacher put an order, and wanted to drive the teacher away! I slapped the Daxiong Treasure Hall with the strength of the wine, and they became reasonable......

Wei Yuan: No wonder you look at Erha differently, you smell the same! No! You are much more destructive than it! The Daxiong Treasure Hall has been dismantling it for several days, you can pour it well, a meal of wine!

"Besides, they eat theirs, and we eat ours. It's just that we eat openly, and they eat secretly. The mad monk scratched his head: "But let's not go forward, follow the teacher!"

Wei Yuan saw the mad monk walking around the root of the temple wall, and couldn't help asking, "Master, where are we going?"

"Go through the back door!"

Good guy, I haven't heard that there is a back door to go to the temple.

Today, this cheap master really "taught" Wei Yuan's truth!

I don't know what's going on, the small back door of the temple is hidden, and the master and apprentice walk in generously.

When the master and apprentice came to a small courtyard in the middle of nowhere, the mad monk pointed with his hand: "You live in that room! That was the meditation room where your ninth senior brother lived last year......

As soon as Wei Yuan heard this, his hair stood on end: If you don't mention it, I forgot! How did my nine unlucky cheap dead ghost brothers die?!

Wei Yuan couldn't help but think of the row of bloody corpses of the little eunuchs that Lord Wei encountered in the toilet of Haida Fuhai's father-in-law's residence!

Isn't it a dangerous mission to send me? Assassinate the Queen Mother?!

The mad monk patted Wei Yuan on the shoulder, "Don't worry, just you little shrimp, what task can be your turn?

Wei Yuan was suddenly stunned: How do you know what I'm thinking?

The mad monk smiled and said, "Oh, this is the magic power of Buddhism, and he has a heart." ”

it!

Wei Yuan hurriedly looked at his nose and his nose, and tried his best to concentrate his will to observe the black head that did not exist on his nose.

Hey, don't say it, this physique has improved, and the figure and skin have also improved! No matter how much makeup and beauty shots you have, you can't get this effect! No wonder I look good even if I shave my head!

Wei Yuan tried to use this method to fight against enemies with the ability to peep at the heart.

After all, Katu is an existence that wanders all worlds, and any kind of enemy can be encountered. Therefore, there are many valuable experiences summed up by the predecessors.

I heard the mad monk say, "What is a black head?"

Wei Yuan's heart was awe-inspiring, this ability to peep at the heart was so strong, not only to spy on the surface thoughts, this was simply to read my thoughts as texts!

He forced his composure and folded his hands together, and said: "Amitabha ~ The apprentice's state of mind is not enough, please don't blame the master." ”

I don't dare to scold you in my heart anymore!

The mad monk still smiled: "Eh, it's okay, it's okay, you can scold if you want." You have to obey my heart's original will! What's the matter with scolding? After all, I'm not a bad ghost as a teacher!"

Wei Yuan: ...... This is to arrange my debut!

......

Wei Yuan went to the meditation room inherited from the unknown senior brothers, and hurriedly came to the mad monk's house to say goodbye.

The mad monk's house is even more humble than Wei Yuan's meditation room.

Judging from the behavior of this old monk slapping the Daxiong Treasure Hall, he should have volunteered to live here.

Wei Yuan came to the futon in front of the mad monk and sat down, and pulled his legs to sit cross-legged with difficulty, also known as Falling.

This position is very difficult for beginners, as you need to put both feet on your thighs, which is much more difficult than normal cross-legged sitting.

If it weren't for Wei Yuan's good flexibility now, he would basically not be able to succeed. It's just that at this time, he feels as if he has locked himself up, how can he stretch his legs out for a while?

At this moment, the mad monk who was lying on his side like Ge You was paralyzed glanced at him, "What are you doing there? Aren't you tired?"

"Tired!"

"Tired and still playing monkey here?"

Wei Yuan endured the discomfort in his legs and said, "Isn't this wanting to learn Buddhism from the master!"

Wei Yuan's idea was, don't care what you think, I'll learn the skills first.

Since this cheap master is so good, if he doesn't learn something, he is simply insulting the noble character of the capitalist goose plucking.

The mad monk smiled and said, "Dharma......? Don't rush, take a break. Seek comfort first, lay a solid foundation and then ......"

Wei Yuan didn't understand, what does it mean to lay a solid foundation? What does it mean to be comfortable?

But he can't say more, let's go back and wait.

Wei Yuan cheekily asked, "Master, can you do me a favor?"

The mad monk waved his hand, and Wei Yuan turned 720 degrees after taking off in the air, and before he understood what was going on, the person was already standing at the door.

Wei Yuan closed the door outside and returned to his meditation room.

The mad monk in the monastic house stared at the wall and suddenly grinned, not knowing what he was thinking.

......

At this time, it was already dark, and Wei Yuan did not light the oil lamp, mainly because there was no fire on his body.

He lay on his bed and thought about his experience for most of the day...... What did you do after entering this unknown fantasy world?

Inexplicably chased and killed by monsters, inexplicably rescued by an old monk, inexplicably forced to apprentice, inexplicably became a wine, meat and flower monk?

He touched his head, and it was smooth!

"I've become bald, but I'm not getting stronger......" Wei Yuan felt bitter in his heart!

Even if he is very handsome now, he is a very handsome monk, which is very suitable for the bald hairstyle, which tests his appearance. But the sadness in my heart cannot be hidden.

A dime and a hair, when thinking about it is not easy to come by. Don't wait until you lose it, then you regret it! If God gives me another chance, I ...... I'm afraid I'll have to shave!

Wei Yuan looked at his card apprentice system, and there was nothing abnormal. Even the Fantasy Adventure Time is:???

Looking at the third soul card [World Positive Feedback (Soul)], there are no quests to trigger yet.

Wait and see!

The night passed like this, and Wei Yuan was woken up by the sound of the temple bell in the morning.

Wei Yuan hurriedly fetched a bucket of water from the well in the courtyard with a wooden basin, first washed his face a few times, and then changed a basin of water and went to the mad monk's house.

Wei Yuan knocked on the door twice, but no one answered, so he went in carefully, and heard the mad monk snoring and shaking the sky. Two empty jars and some oiled paper for the cooked food were thrown on the floor. What is this called? What can't you do, what is left to eat!

Wei Yuan put the water on the basin stand, and said in his heart: How is it good now?

But the mad monk woke up, "Good apprentice, why did you get up so early? How can a serious monk get up so early? Are you in a hurry to cheat the sesame oil money?"

Wei Yuan asked cautiously, "Master, don't we need to chant the scriptures?"

"Recite the scriptures, recite a fart! Who is a serious monk, who recites the scriptures?

Wei Yuan felt that it was inappropriate for those fellow practitioners to name the cheap master Mad Monk.

This is clearly a demon monk!

"That's it, it's all up anyway, let's go, go eat tofu brain with the teacher!"

The mad monk shook off the iron sleeves of the fried twist, and walked out without washing his face.

Thinking of being a cheap master of the firm salty party, Wei Yuan felt that the test was coming!

This time I didn't go through the back door, just out of the small courtyard, walked to the front hall, and met a group of more than a dozen monks.

These monks are wearing robes, holding prayer beads and all kinds of ritual instruments, all of them are solemn and treasured, with low eyebrows and pleasing eyes, showing the demeanor of high monks.

The fat monk with a generous face in his forties at the head folded his hands and said: "Amitabha Buddha ~ Uncle Shi Zao." ”

The mad monk glanced at the monks, "What are you doing?"

The square-faced monk said in a low and steady manner: "The Lai family in Baiyu Town has made some evil troubles, and the master and nephew have taken all the brothers and sisters to help the poor and promote Buddhism. ”

The mad monk nodded, and walked forward without looking back. Wei Yuan didn't care about anything else, so he hurriedly followed.

As soon as he came out of the mountain gate, Wei Yuan couldn't help it, "Master, are those monks going to subdue demons?" Wei Yuan is blind to this world, and of course he wants to inquire more when he encounters this kind of thing.

The mad monk smiled: "It's a nice word, but it's just to cheat the sesame oil money." That fat monk was Hewlett-Packard, and when his master was a little novice, I called him. That's why it's going to be a three-legged cat spell......"

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