Chapter Eighty-Six: Unstable and Undeveloped, Temper is Like a Donkey!
The festival will last for two days and one night, and I hope to provide a channel for everyone to decompress and adjust their tense nerves and mentality.
The food festival and a variety of fun competitions keep the atmosphere of the festival high, and the time passes faster because of this lively atmosphere. Before you know it, the festival has lasted from noon to midnight, and at this critical juncture of sleep or hi, the finale that has been arranged has already been scheduled should also be staged!
What show is the most enjoyable and the most exciting atmosphere, of course, is drinking!
I brought out tens of thousands of barrels of beer from the novice village, with all kinds of degrees and flavors, but unfortunately I have been too busy lately, and there is no suitable atmosphere and drinking friends, so I have always been greedy for alcohol and have not drunk for a while. Today's atmosphere is hot, and I need a good wine to cheer up, so it's a good time for me to take advantage of the rhythm.
There are a lot of students who sign up for the beer drinking competition, not only the young men who are instigated by their friends and lovers to participate, but also the little girls who do not admit defeat and love to be lively, and the final list must come down, there are as many as 200 people, accounting for almost one-tenth of the number of people in the Sichun Alliance.
On the high open-air stage, 200 beer barrels with open lids form a large circle, and the rich and mellow aroma of wine fills everywhere.
As one of the contestants, I stood in the circle just like the other contestants.
Ah Hao transforms into a sunshine referee, wearing black sunglasses and announcing the rules under the spotlight.
"The rules are simple, ten minutes, the most drunk wins!Then the game ~~~~~ start!!!
When the bell rang, accompanied by jumping fireworks and rhythmic music beats, I and all the contestants picked up the wine glasses at the same time, scooped a full glass of beer in the barrel, and poured it up.
After all, there are 200 people participating in the competition, all levels, and nine out of nine of them are drinking for the first time, and most of the girls stick out their tongues and shout bitterness after taking a sip, and they don't want to drink anymore. But the young men are more powerful, and the boldness in their bones and the destiny of the five elements of lack of wine make their newborn calves not afraid of tigers, and pour beer into their stomachs in big gulps.
After a drink, the contestants looked at the timer and then hurried to scoop the wine, and the sound of ice cubes in the wine glasses and barrels colliding one after another, blended with the heckling and cheers to form a carnival-friendly beat.
Hmph, a group of young people, trying to compare it with the amount of wine I have refined with Chen Yuanxian's jade liquid elixir, it's a pipe dream.
Three minutes have passed, I have already drunk the third cup, and when I was about to start the fourth cup, Ah Hao suddenly cheered: "Our winner is, the leader of the Sichun Alliance, our most beloved big brother~~~"
Clams, what should you play? Won?
I twisted my body and looked back and forth with a blindfolded face, but didn't it win, except for me, the other 199 people either abstained or spilled alcohol and fouls, or just shook in place in a daze. Getting yourself drunk in three minutes is also powerful......
I'm not happy: "Hey, let's play fairly, you obviously deliberately let me~"
The contestants have stated that they are definitely not intentionally humble, they really have never touched this thing, and they don't have much alcohol.
I didn't even get a hiccup, what kind of drinking is this?
No, I was holding back to show off the amount of alcohol, how could I be so hasty, so I made an improvised decision and asked for an additional team match.
"A lot of people who didn't participate in the competition don't seem to be convinced, I won't bully you, let's divide into teams! Come on, come on, everyone above the captain of the alliance will gather with me!"
Listening to my greeting, Wang Shixiong, A Hao, Liu Ting, and more than 20 captains at the grassroots level all stood behind me, and I waved to Wan Pei, who was hiding on the side and watching the excitement: "What do you want to do in the headquarters, can't you be moved?"
Wanpei hurriedly pushed Bubbles and Yelu out, and then pleaded with me: "I won't participate, I can't drink~"
I said that I was trying to stimulate everyone's alcohol consumption with class hatred, and the effect would definitely be greatly reduced without you as the second-in-command.
Wanpei couldn't excuse herself in public, so she could only come over and whisper to me: "I can only make up a number, don't expect anything from me." ”
I just didn't hear it, I held the wine barrel with both hands, and said proudly to the more than 2,000 people in the audience: "Come on, let's be in a group, you in a group, see who drinks more!"
Wang Shixiong pulled me: "Big brother, you drank too much~"
I waved at him, "I didn't drink much!"
"You really drank too much, more than 20 of us, more than 2,000 brothers, and one of us drank us to death in one sip. ”
Belch......
It seems a little bit like hearing him say that... There's a lot of truth to that. I didn't drink much, but I was a little bit upset.
What can I do about this, as a big boss, I can't break my word, but I really want to use twenty people against two thousand people......
"I'm against !!"
Just when I was embarrassed, an old voice came, and when I looked for the voice, it was Lao Linghuo who separated the crowd and walked up to the stage angrily.
Wang Shixiong beckoned the security personnel to step forward, but I stopped him.
Ling Huo went straight to me, his beard trembled with excitement, and he said angrily: "Our Hongyao Legion is self-aware, and has always regarded itself as an outsider, and we also know that it is not good to consider ourselves allies as criminals, so you let my people do coolies, and your people do pretty work, I have no opinion." We all have wild vegetable soup every day, and I don't have a problem with you eating milk bread. We work overtime every day, and I have no problem with you working eight hours a day and two days off. We're working all night today, and I'm still okay with you partying all night!"
I looked at Ling Huo, and then at the members of the Hongyao Legion who had been riding on the No. 2 isolation belt all day to watch the excitement, and asked, "Are you delaying your work?"
Ling Huo pointed to the wine barrels in the audience and shouted angrily: "It's wine! We can tolerate anything, but wine should be given priority to elders and soldiers! You led a group of children to waste and squander, but let us take a dry look, I definitely can't !!bear this."
"So you ......"
"Team competition, you Sichun Alliance, do you dare to accept the challenge of our Hongyan Legion!"
I was frightened and hurriedly waved my hand: "Don't don't, there are more than 5,000 of you, you really can't afford it." ”
Lao Linghuo also realized that he had lost his words, and hurriedly corrected: "Then I will lead my cadres to face off against your cadres, dare not!"
I just need to go down the stairs, and I'm worried that if I don't agree to Ling Huo, it will seriously affect the morale of the Hong Burning Legion, and the finishing work is very important, so there can be no accidents, in case I offend them a lot today, and I will draw a purple red hanging on the wall, and I will be completely famous in the world of thousands of machines.
Ling Huo was so arrogant that the students of the Holy Sword Academy were afraid that I would be frightened, so they cheered me on in unison, shouting to compare with them!
It's not your wine, don't feel distressed, right?
But pride with good wine, as long as it is drunk with people in temperament, what is there to feel distressed!
I rolled up my sleeves and made a rogue portrait with a crooked nose and staring eyes, and I had to make a full scene: "How many of your cadres are there!"
"Hmph, it's more than a hundred, Lao Huo doesn't bully you, he only brings you above the middle level, twenty people!"
"Hahahaha!" I laughed wildly: "Afraid that you will bully?
"Okay! I'll teach you a lesson about your rampant today!"
"Bet on what?!"
"Still betting?"
"Nonsense, I'm afraid you won't be able to hold up this old bone!"
"Okay! bet on my most prized piece of equipment, +3 Warhammer!"
I said that you don't come, that's my trophy, and I don't have your surname for a long time.
"There's no motivation, is it? Then I'll give you some lottery first!" In order to stimulate Ling Huo, I first made a bet: "If you win, I will return all the materials confiscated from you before leaving!"
"Words count!" Ling Huo has been worried about this recently, and he is afraid that if I don't return their weapons and equipment, it will be really difficult to live in the future. At this time, listen to me make a bet with his biggest heart knot, how can there be any reason not to answer.
I snorted and laughed: "My words naturally count, I'm afraid you won't be able to take out the same chips!"
Ling Huo really looked embarrassed, and hesitated for a long time before he suddenly made up his mind: "Okay! If you win, I'll tell you the biggest secret in my life!"
"Hey~ What kind of bet is this, you can arrange one casually, how do I know if it's true or not. ”
Ling Huo argued loudly: "Lao Huo, I am also a character, as for deceiving you, I can't do it." ”
I said I'm not interested even if it's true, what if your biggest secret is something unspeakable, what's the use of me listening?
Ling Huo's old face turned red, and the audience burst into laughter, whether he understood it or not, he could probably guess the meaning of my words.
After holding it for a long time, Ling Huo approached me and whispered, "This secret is related to the true origin of the Holy Sword Academy, and it is related to your life and death in the future......
"Really?"
"Believe it or not, this secret, apart from me and the Fist Sect, there are less than three people in this world who know about it. ”
I stared at Ling Huo's eyes for a long time, and finally smiled and nodded: "Okay~ The gambling game is established!"
"Ullah~~~~"
Finally reached a consensus, and the members of the Sichun Alliance in the field cheered in unison with the members of the Flood Burning Legion on the wall.
The staff hurriedly set up the venue and divided all the drinks in two, with 100 barrels on each side.
Amid cheers, music, and high-tech lighting effects with voice-activated sensors, the two sides of the wine crew took the stage.
There were a total of twenty people on Lao Linghuo's side, all wearing uniform work clothes and hard hats, and their faces were stained with sweat and mud, and they looked like they had just engaged in heavy physical labor.
Look at my side again, by me, Wan Pei, Wang Shixiong, A Hao, Bubbles, Liu Ting and Yelu seven people participated, except for Xiao Si, who was on guard and Dapeng, who was responsible for the sound and light effects of the scene, all the middle-level and above cadres arrived.
Before the start of the game, the two sides had two minutes to discuss tactics.
I and the other cadres bent over in a circle, I put my left hand around Wanpei, my right hand around Yelu, and the others hugged one by one.
I was like a team coach, calmly arranging my tactics.
"After the game starts, everyone will do their best, but you have to drink around me, I am the absolute core, you have to go up in between my breath and hiccups, you can't lose the momentum, if you drink and lose the momentum, you will lose half of the momentum!
Everyone shouted in unison: "Understood!"
I instructed again: "There are a lot of people on the other side, we are at home, so we can't talk about absolute winning or losing, if we want to lose at the last moment, Xiuzhi'er~ Your beauty plan should play a role!"
Everyone else lowered their heads in embarrassment, and smiled proudly: "Don't worry about this, I can't drink, but I'm very familiar with the tricks on the wine field!"
After the agreement was completed, there was a neat cry in the end, unstable and not developed, the temper is a donkey, and the momentum is also stable!