Chapter Eighty-Seven: The Wine Ground Is Like a Battlefield
If you were given a chance to travel through rebirth, and allow you to retain certain characteristics of this life, what would you choose?
Leave a handsome look, or outstanding height, or a full belly, or a bank bill?
Don't lie to yourself, people with these four things are alive and well, so they are reluctant to pass through and be reborn. People who are looking forward to crossing and being reborn are all dicks with nothing!hahahahahaha!
Don't look at me.,I'm not a dick.,I have a lot of nostalgic specialties and advantages.。
For example......
Like uh......
For example, tsk tsk......
For example, the amount of alcohol!
I'm really good at drinking, and when I was in the basic world, I was called my two great masters along with voyeurism, and I also used my alcohol to get through countless dinner difficulties and kill many liar bastards.
Even after entering the world of online games, the amount of good wine is also the key factor for me to be fully recognized by the villagers of the novice village, they say that only open-minded people dare to fight with others unscrupulously. Is there any truth to this?I just like to drink~
Today, I once again have to rely on the amount of alcohol to conquer my opponent, this time it is clear, this time I can't do it without playing with my life!
But I'm still underestimating the enemy, I regret taking the middle-level cadres to be tough with him, these twenty old guys, all with spring stomachs, just watch them keep pouring wine glasses, it's cool to gasp, but the shriveled stomach doesn't rise and fall at all, and I can't see it if I can't drink it at all.
I'm okay on my side, the amount of alcohol that has been trained in three lifetimes is not a paper tiger, whether it is the amount of alcohol momentum or the drinking posture, I alone is enough to scare them five or six. But two fists are hard to beat four hands, and a good man can't stand Quito, so I can't do twenty of them at once!
Let me scare twenty of them, the key is that these twenty are not ordinary drinks, they all have some foundation, plus a long drought and nectar, no matter how much you drink, you won't vomit.
"Vomit ......"
Seeing that they were the first to kick down the fifth empty keg, I was in a hurry and didn't control the rhythm, and drank harder, barely kicking over the fifth empty keg at the same time, a breath of alcohol came up, and I almost vomited.
I held my breath down, but two soft froths of beer were still coming out of my nostrils.
Hurriedly wiped his face clean, turned back to the six people who had been shouting cheers behind him, and said: "Don't verbally cheer up, raise soldiers for a thousand days and use soldiers for a while, give it to me!"
A few people saw that I was in urgent need of adjustment, so they were stunned and hurriedly stepped up.
I was covered to the rear to adjust, and the tall bubble was pushed to the front line.
Bubbles stood in front of the wine barrel, holding the orchid fingers with both hands, and stomped his feet in a panic: "Eh~~ People don't drink either, I heard that drinking this thing will be messy~"
Ah Hao hurriedly cheered: "Don't talk nonsense, forget the momentum of what the eldest brother said!"
Bubbles came up sensitively again, pointed at Ah Hao and asked in a sharp voice: "Who do you say is the girl!"
Ah Hao was circled: "Seven or eight thousand people in the audience testified, when did I say that your girl chirped?"
Wang Shixiong persuaded the two, don't quarrel with the two of you, hurry up and follow the progress, you can't be left behind too much. As he spoke, he took out a hood with a non-mainstream hairstyle from the package and put it on his head, and held a wine glass in each hand and said loudly: "Let them see and understand, our Sichun Alliance is powerful!"
In the cheers of everyone, Wang Shixiong took one bite at a time, and he actually had two cups in an instant!
I admired: "It's actually a whale swallowing magic skill!
The others were encouraged, and in addition to Wan Pei, they all took out non-mainstream objects that they would only wear when they went out on missions before, or wigs or big chains, and put them on their bodies.
Ah Hao and Wang Shixiong climbed each other's shoulders and raised their heads to pour each other, Yelu and Liu Ting held the cup in both hands, took a sip and rested for a while, and did their best. Among the several people, the appearance of bubble drinking is the most interesting, he closed his eyes vigorously, raised a glass with one hand to drink, and held the orchid finger with the other hand to follow the rhythm of swallowing.
I was amused and laughed, and greeted Wanpei: "What are you doing, it's just that you didn't drink, go on~"
Wanpei stomped her feet: "I said I won't drink, didn't you let me be the last secret weapon~"
I said that since it is a secret weapon, it must be hidden, and if you don't drink it, won't it be exposed, in case the other party is psychologically prepared, our tactics will be in vain.
Wan Pei couldn't help it, gritted her teeth, habitually molded her chest, and took out a slender champagne glass.
I held my forehead and collapsed: "Oh my God, I thought you took out a big straw and prepared to play with your life, how many years do you have to drink this thing~"
Wan Pei said that she never used a large glass to drink, and if it weren't for the fear of spilling the wine and being foul, she would still want to use a cocktail glass.
I said you like it, you can drink a little is a little.
Wan Pei gracefully took half a glass of wine at the faucet of the barrel, and then said to the cadres of the Hongyao Legion charmingly: "I'll take a sip, you have to have fun~"
When did more than 20 old men be teased like this, they all shouted to obey the order, and then drank as if they were dying.
I'm going crazy: "You're using this skill in the wrong place, you have to persuade us!"
Wan Pei also felt that something was wrong, stuck out her tongue at me, and then toasted to our five grand prizes: "You help him win the game according to the alliance leader's wishes, the boy will be rewarded with a fragrant kiss, and the girl will be rewarded with a set of fashion~"
Wang Shixiong and Ah Hao were about to spray nosebleeds, they howled madly, and they all put their faces into the wine barrel and drank them, Liu Ting was also like being possessed by something strange, her eyes lit up and she raised her glass, and she actually realized the whale swallowing technique that Wang Shixiong had just performed in actual combat!
Yelu didn't drink it, Wanpei asked her what was wrong, Yelu lowered her head and whispered, "I don't want fashion, can I change it to the teacher's fragrant kiss?"
Wanpei smiled sweetly: "If it's you, I'll send two~"
Yelu clenched her fists, called YE, picked up two wine glasses, and drank them alternately, she would take advantage of the gap between each alternating wine glasses to open her small mouth and burp a wine, and her cute appearance amused countless people.
Bubbles didn't drink either, Wan Pei said I understand, you don't want a kiss to fashion, you will be given two sets if you win!
Bubbles trembled all over, the empty wine glass in his hand fell to the ground, he stepped forward and snatched the champagne glass in Wan Pei's hand, turned it around and knocked on the wine barrel, the champagne glass broke at the waist, leaving the empty cup. He was reminded by me that he had turned the champagne glass into a big straw and thrust it into the keg, and I was so close that I saw that he had almost drained half of the keg!
Oh my God, all the missing male hormones in his body are made up for in the amount of alcohol!
Although Wan Pei and I didn't make a move, we still overtook the opposite side in an instant under the unfavorable situation of the disadvantage of numbers, and took the lead in emptying ten barrels of beer!
If they continue at this pace, they will definitely lose!
"Oh~~~"
In the face of our unparalleled momentum, Lao Linghuo and the cadres of the Hongyao Legion let out a low roar, put down the wine glass and tore it with one hand, the shabby labor clothes were reduced to pieces, and the old men with thin and shriveled postures each stood in front of a half-person high wine barrel, and then heard Lao Linghuo roar.
"Home field advantage, ah!!"
A familiar red light burst out from Old Ling Huo's body, enveloping them in it, this was clearly the skill they used to resist the fire net during the night attack! I later learned that this was Ling Huo's class-specific skill, which could form a powerful aura and improve all aspects of the attributes of the personnel in the field.
"Woo la! Woo lala~~~"
Just look at the twenty people in the red light roaring excitedly, clapping their hands and stomping their feet, and then holding the wine barrel in front of them, and drinking it with their heads up.
I pointed at them and shouted, "Hey, hey, you're having fun~"
People didn't pay attention to me at all, and they drank on their own. In fact, I also know that the protest is invalid, and I didn't say that the use of skills is not allowed before the game, and I admire the use of beauty tricks first, so I am even more unreasonable.
A group of old bones were about to drink the wine in the barrels, and their eyes had begun to look at the full barrels.
No, I can't admit defeat so easily, I still have to make the final sprint!
Everyone in the Hong Burning Legion is focused on the game, and at this time, Wan Pei's ultimate tactics don't work, so they can only fight hard!
The smell of wine and fire all surged up for a while, I hammered my chest and howled, strode forward, fought with both arms, and also lifted a wine barrel, and then raised my head and opened my mouth, controlling the throat muscles to open the throat, forming a smooth channel with the stomach, beer poured into it, and quickly stirred out a whirlpool with my tongue, so that the wine can be poured in at the fastest speed, this is the ultimate mystery of the wine world - really!
In less than a minute, under the shocked gaze of 7,000 people, I rushed to dry two barrels of beer first, and at this time, the barrel that the twenty members of the Flood Burning Legion drank in advance had not yet been solved.
The students of the Holy Sword Academy cheered and sighed, and the people of the Hung Burning Legion cheered and beamed with pride. They all know that although I have absolute strength, it is no longer enough to turn the tide of the battle with the numerical inferiority!
On the smell of wine, I staggered and stood a little unsteadily, a body that was extremely soft supported me, I sniffled, sweet as honey: "Wanpei?"
Wanpei laughed quietly: "The master can't hold it~ I can help you win it~"
Didn't I say you don't know how to drink?
Wan Pei grinned and said: "How can a girl who doesn't drink protect herself, how can a girl who can't hide her alcohol be called a socialite~"
I said then you should quickly use your magical powers~
"If you win, people will sleep in your room tonight~"
I said okay, you will sleep in my room every day from now on!
"Really?"
"Really, let's change rooms in the future, how do you want to sleep, go quickly, it's too late for you to transform into Zhu Bajie after a while!"