"Ladies and gentlemen, female guests, and three teachers, on behalf of the organizers, I would like to apologize for the negligence in our work. Twenty minutes later, the moderator took the stage and started again. This time, I didn't mention any "female players" or anything like that, but called "female guests". Twenty-five women were also seated, directly opposite the male guests. And Yang Qi's position did not move, and it was still in the middle, so Yang Qi sat in the circle of the group, in the form of the stars and the moon.

"Okay, ladies and gentlemen, then I won't talk nonsense, let's continue today's activities. While controlling the scene, the host peeked at Yang Qi, and found that this sister's expression was quite steady, and secretly breathed a sigh of relief: "The next activities will be announced by the three teachers! ”

Otaku Xin pushed the glasses on the bridge of his nose and said calmly in a tone of "Lao Tzu is very professional": "Ladies and gentlemen, since today's blind date is the heroine who chooses life, then we must use the heroine's standard to carefully consider." In the next few links, the charm of female guests will be shown from different aspects and help male guests choose. ”

Curly Yin said: "And whether it is two-dimensional or three-dimensional, the so-called heroine must be judged by the following criteria: appearance, personality, and talent. Let's start with the first point, appearance. Whether they admit it or not, men are visual creatures, and appearance accounts for more than half of women's first impressions. According to the logic of us bastards, it is absolutely impossible for Tu Fat Yuan to be quite a goddess!

Hearing this word, the girls present couldn't help but look at each other. If you talk about the appearance, none of the people present are below the excellent level. I want to compare it to form. I'm afraid it's just going through the motions. After all, who's prettier than whom.

"Don't look confident. Although in the stunning appearance link just now. We all gave high ratings, but it was just for fun. From now on, it is the stage of strict sù serious screening. The sunglasses horse is also as serious as the iron bread blue sky: "Speaking of appearance, it is the characteristic of existence that can be perceived by the external senses. To put it simply, it means whether the face is handsome, the figure is not right, the skin is tender or not, and even whether there is Hong Kong foot. These are crucial factors. ”

The male guests couldn't help but nod. The words are not rough. This sunglasses horse looks unreliable, and his speech is also very unbearable, but it inexplicably resonates with the male guests. If you want to find a goddess, it is natural to start from these aspects. Men, put aside the things that are empty and straightforward -- the beauty of the soul is to die, the beauty of the appearance is the king! As long as the appearance is beautiful enough, the soul can be cultivated again!

"The five senses of sight, hearing, smell, taste, and touch together form what we perceive as the 'outside'. Curly Yin added: "It looks beautiful, the voice sounds pleasant, and the taste is fragrant." Together, these are called 'external'. If you say it a little more explicitly, it has to feel ...... to the touch."

Suddenly. Yang Qi glanced at him, and there was a dangerous taste of "you keep talking about it and try it".

"Uh, haha, of course this, this one can't be identified!" Curly scratched his head and nodded at Yang Qi, and said with a dry smile: "This can only be evaluated by the parties after tying the knot!"

Hearing such a professional speech by the three waste wood teachers, even the male guests had an eye-opening feeling. This is more stringent than a beauty pageant. At least the beauty contest will not judge the big stinky feet, and do not go back to care how people smell. But if you think about it, these three guys are really right. If you really take it home and find that this person's taste is "only visible from afar", then you will be a dad!

So at this time, even the son-in-law, who was angry at first, couldn't help but begin to be intimidated by the professional Cheng dù of the three waste wood teachers for "beauties".

"In view of this, the first stage, the appearance, officially begins!" Otaku Xin waved his hand: "Show your external beauty to the fullest!"

"Oh!" a group of spectators began to heckle, as if they could see a large number of beautiful women undressed. And some of the 25 female guests are also ready to move, and seem to be proficient in this way. Especially Sun Meimei, she proudly straightened her chest. Sure enough, the dew ditch is king. The so-called ditch must be fired, at this stage of comparing appearance, it is impossible for you to lose!

Guo Jingya, and that Yang Qi, show me well!

"That's right, but we're not really a beauty pageant, so we can't ask you to change your costumes. Teacher Xin immediately poured cold water on him, causing the men who were about to move to sigh in unison. Facing the sighing men, the otaku scolded angrily: "Look at your appearance, it's too embarrassing." Do you know what one of the three essential skills of otaku is? It is 'seeing the essence through the phenomenon'! In retrospect, the concentration of looking through the screen when seeing the presence / code film, the sensitivity to find the gap when meeting a beautiful woman on the road, and the imagination that is perfectly restored in the mind. With such miraculous skills, do we need any other auxiliary means?"

All the men in the audience looked at each other, and a photographer who looked at the house knocked his palm: "Makes sense!"

Therefore, all the female guests need to do is walk around the catwalk and talk about their hobbies. Teacher Yin clasped his hands to his chest with a cold expression: "And we, while seeing with our eyes and listening with our ears, will also arrange some special friends to identify the smell." Sinister smiled, Teacher Yin waved his hand: "Get on the little sheep!"

I saw that under the leadership of the staff, a group of black goat lambs walked onto the stage, bleating and calling out for love. Seeing these little lambs, Yang Qi didn't know why, but the faces of some girls changed instantly.

"That's right, it's these black lambs who are particularly sensitive to salty and other heavy tastes, in short--they like to lick stinky feet!" Teacher Yin's shoulders were trembling with a smile, like Bao Longxing who was yin to Changwei: "It's fragrant or smelly, you can tell it when you lick it." Now, bloom!No. 1, please stand up, take off your shoes, and walk to the front desk!"

"Uh......" One was a little flustered, but could only do what he said. Take off your heels with a smile on your face. The money went to the front desk. But no matter how you look at her smile, it's a little forced. Seems nervous. "Ugh. Hello male guests, my name is Guo Zhuzhu, and my usual hobby is ......" Before I could continue, I saw someone start to make a low noise. Looking back, Guo Zhuzhu's face changed instantly, because a little lamb really followed the path she came to, and licked her feet with her little tongue.

"Your hobby is to wash your feet, hahaha!" The boy was overjoyed, pointed to the stage and clapped his hands and laughed: "It works! It really works!

Guo Zhuzhu didn't care about introducing herself. The wolf bèi ran back to his seat, feeling faceless. A few of the other female guests also changed color, and their hearts seemed to be uneasy. A certain "function" is infamous because of this black goat, and I don't know if it's true or not. When I saw it today, the rumors turned out to be true, this sheep is really so accurate!

Curly Yin was expressionless and continued: "Next--No. 17." ”

"It's me?" I didn't expect the jury to roll out in order, and the seventeenth was caught off guard. But she didn't seem to be too worried, stood up, took off her shoes, and walked forward generously.

Little Lamb, ignoring her.

No. 17 was in a better mood, and the corners of his mouth were raised: "Hello guests. My name is ......"

"Wait," Sunglasses interrupted, "I'm sorry for this guest." But before you introduce yourself, wipe your face. As she spoke, a staff member handed her a clean towel.

Seventeen's complexion immediately changed, a little embarrassed, a little embarrassed, and a little evasive. "I ...... Oh, thanks, I'm not hot. "Seventeen wants to do his best to maneuver.

"I don't think you're hot, I just can't see what you look like. Unexpectedly, the sunglasses horse didn't give face at all, and poked it straight and said: "The makeup on your face is too thick, even my see-through eyes can't see what you look like." For the sake of fairness, and for the sake of your own pores, please wipe your face. I believe that the premium makeup remover on the towel can help you. ”

After listening to Sunglasses Ma's speech, all the male guests stared at No. 17. Seventeen's complexion changed several times—or his expression changed many times, but his "complexion" was still rosy and shiny. Her flustered eyes swirled around the judges, male guests, and makeup remover towels, and finally reached out with a trembling hand and grabbed the towel. After enduring it, she still asked unwillingly: "Judge, makeup is an important part of a girl's beauty, why should you be so prejudiced against makeup?"

"Since you asked, then I'll answer you. Teacher Xin stood up, pushed his eyes, waved his hand and said sonorously: "You don't call it makeup at all, but call it face change! You use a layer of powder to reconstruct another face, and you think you can deceive our fiery eyes? It's so naïve!"

"You!" Seventeen was also a little angry: "I just put on some makeup, why are you so mean?"

"Hmph, you touch your heart and ask, is it really just makeup?" The otaku was so aggressive: "You call it fraud! On such an occasion, do you have any reason to deceive our beautiful feelings with such a false thing? Mask-like thick powder, let us be fooled less often? Ask these male guests, some of the people they know must have gone to be godfathers. But after spending so much money, the goddaughter you got back is not as good as the level of 500 yuan in heaven and earth, do you think it's fair to godfathers?"

"Papapa" Some people applauded, but when they looked back, it was the boy: "Awesome, subtle resonates with me!"

"But you don't have to feel inferior, because everything else you have is real except your face, and that's good. Maybe my words are too harsh, please don't take it personally. Teacher Xin's tone turned soft, making No. 17 look a little better. However, Teacher Xin's attack was not over: "But, twenty-four, please stand." ”

"Me?" looked at the lively No. 24 stunned.

"Yes, that's you. You looked so proud when I just saw Seventeen being scolded by me. But do you think you can escape my eyes?" The otaku Xin pushed his glasses, and the lenses were bright white, looking unfathomable: "Your double eyelids, big eyes, high nose bridge, small chin, and big breasts are all fake! Among the twenty-five female guests, you are the only one who has changed her face, and you are the real fraud!"

"You! You talk nonsense, blood spurts people!" No. 24 was angry, and screamed with shortness of breath: "You have to speak responsibly, do you dare to show evidence?"

"You want evidence, what I say is evidence!" Teacher Xin was undaunted. -for-tat: "There are swimming facilities in this foreign pavilion. If there is a kind, let's go to the ten-meter platform immediately. If you enter the water and get out of the water, your nose will not be crooked, and your eyes will not be slanted. So I removed all the goats and knelt on the stage and licked them. But I'm warned, if the silicone breaks and leaks, it will kill people. So- do you dare?"

"This ......," Twenty-Four hesitated. Under the gaze of everyone, No. 24 froze there, her pretty face turned red and white, and finally she cried out and ran away from the scene.

"Hmph. The sorrowful cry of a defeated dog. Otaku Xin sat down again and announced a declaration of victory: "The three of us are here today, just to kill the crooked tendencies and hold up a pure and true sky for our waste men." Don't think that we men are really so easy to fool and deceive. The deceitful ghosts and ghosts are all crushed to smithereens, and what we want to worship must be the real goddess!"

The audience burst into applause. The dead house in the audience applauded like thunder and cheered loudly. Even the male guests were happy and slapped hard. "At first I thought you three were stupid. But now I realize I was wrong!" The boy clapped his face and shouted, "You guys are right, don't say it's a blind date." It's just to take care of it, and Lao Tzu is also looking for a real beauty, hahaha!"

In the face of the jubilant men, many of the remaining female guests had ugly faces. No one expected that this blind date would be so strict, even in a serious beauty contest. It's great to ask for no makeup, but here even plastic surgery is restricted.

There are a few people who really don't know the bottom in their hearts. The three judges are sharp-eyed, and they are black-faced and ruthless. Instead of showing shame here, it's better to leave quickly. These restless women can be said to be unobstructed, and those who are interested can know that they have ghosts in their hearts at a glance. Only a dozen or so people are still calm, and some are even a little happy, including Sun Meimei.

Haha, the old lady also hates those cheating guys, and now the advantages of the old lady can be more highlighted! Needless to say, look at the atmosphere of the scene, this is a big plus! But whether you can win the first place, you still need to take a look at the opponent. Looking back at Guo Jingya, this little girl's skin is still the appearance of a fairy sister, Su Su didn't react lightly. Look at Yang Qi again-hey! Why are you nodding so sincerely, as if you feel the same way!

"From now on, all female contestants will have to remove their makeup and show their truest selves. Photographer, please put a close-up on the screen, and the three teachers should also check carefully. The host, who hadn't spoken for a long time, interjected: "Then, the first round continues." The host rekindled his hope again, look at the reactions of the male guests, these three waste firewood really did not come in vain!

With the three review teachers extracting out of order, this level of evaluation of the appearance unexpectedly brushed down many people. Some of them felt sinful and had no chance of winning, so they left the field early to avoid losing face. As soon as these people left, there were only nineteen female guests left.

There are some who are ambiguous, a little apprehensive but not desperate, they are the most nervous. For example, the No. 1 national pearl bead, although it has big stinky feet, compared to the latter two, the stinky foot attribute is nothing.

And a few people are really calm, they are confident in themselves, and they look further and more -- for example, introducing their hobbies or something, isn't it a good platform to show themselves?

There is a cute stream: "I love baby eyes." ”

There is a literary stream: "I like the true feelings of suffering." ”

Of course, that's not what they said, and they don't copy the lyrics. It's just that what they said is not nutritious and they can't remember it, so they generalize it like this.

What is more eye-catching is Guo Jingya, after she takes off her makeup, she is also white and clean, not much worse. "I love to cook. My mom said the food I cooked was delicious. ”

The evaluation teacher's evaluation of this was "slightly more credible", which made Sun Meimei, who was commented as "unrememberable", gritted her teeth. Sure enough, this old lady, this kind of dew ditch girl and green tea/are natural enemies, but you wait, even if you are green tea/, we are terrific to row the river and rule, each occupying half of the sky. In this competition, it is not yet known who will win and who will lose!

"Oh!!" Suddenly, there were countless people's concentrated exclamations, and Sun Meimei looked back, and it turned out to be Yang Qi on the field.

I don't know why, the three judges intentionally or unintentionally kept Yang Qi to the end, and they didn't seem to dare to name her. And Yang Qi was not named up, but stood up and walked up by himself. Didn't take off his shoes, but no one dared to accuse anything.

Wipe it with a make-up towel -- nothing has changed! That's what everyone just now.

"How come, impossible!" This is not only Sun Meimei's heart, but also many people called out in person. Such a delicate face turned out to be untouched by the original ecology?! This is simply unacceptable!

Over the years, the makeup skills have become more and more superb, and they can make a person who doesn't care about the foundation look like CG, which has also caused the phenomenon of the proliferation of beauties on the Internet. No matter how beautiful it is, how beautiful it is, so many beauties look similar, and the textures are similar. So Yang Qi sat in a group of female players, in addition to her clothes and aura, her appearance alone was not outstanding and not eye-catching.

However, the premise is that I don't know that she doesn't wear makeup at all! The so-called wind knows the strength of the grass, and the pine and cypress are cold in the year. After everyone took off their makeup, they understood how the original beauty was crushing!

"Finish, finish, no PS traces at all!" the strict teacher Xin also howled.

Yang Qi walked to the front of the catwalk, close to the male guest, and stood still. A simple glance made the male guests move involuntarily, and a few of them sat a little more upright.

"Well, you, do you have any instructions?" Teacher Yin rubbed his hands together and smiled humbly.

"You three are doing a great job. In these years, there are too many deceptions, and too many fakes, so we must kill them well. If you don't kill, it's not enough for civilians to complain. As soon as Yang Qi's killing word came out, it was really murderous, and people couldn't help but shudder, as if the scene of Yang Qi swinging a knife and slashing people really appeared in front of them.

The three judges were a little flattered: "Thank you, thank you for your support!"

"So I'm going to cooperate with this round. Let me introduce myself, I am interested in luxury houses, famous cars, luxurious life, and supreme power. As soon as these words came out, everyone's faces turned strange. Indeed, it is not uncommon for money worshippers to be seen, and it is not uncommon to show money and bags. But no matter how you look at it, this number nine is not that type. Could it be ...... In fact, this No. 9 is also here to ask for a package/raising?

"But these are the details, and they are giveaways for phone bills. What I like the most is the adventure of novelty, to do something that has never been done before, to experience a life that has not been experienced before, to experience a journey that has not been experienced before. For example, now," Yang Qi pointed to his feet: "I have never encountered this kind of occasion, so I want to experience it, that's all." As for you," he glanced around at the male guest: "You don't need to look at me, just look at the others." ”

After that, Yang Qi turned around and left, only the three commentators cheered in unison: "This statement is super credible!" (to be continued......)

PS: I saw a cauldron saying that yesterday's two-in-one was insufficient, and today's two-in-one will give more amount. 5K and a half, which is as many words as the original manuscript to write the underworld. Blind date, it's over soon.

There are a lot of children's shoes wailing in the book review area, begging not to fall in love. I would like to say, everyone, please relax. Yang Qi's marriage and love have absolutely nothing to do with any other man. Although I wrote a novel with two protagonists, the author is myself, but it's a complete straight house!

Is it a lily, is it single, or is it ...... Well, still under consideration......