Chinese people have a good face, and although they care about many things, they often cannot be declared. Because many times most people feel that once something is spoken, it will fall out, and it will seem very low-grade and embarrassing. In fact, the vast majority of men are super concerned and concerned about these problems, but they are reluctant to dig into them.

But blessed are the people today, because there are three judges who have disgraced the people. In other words, these people don't care about the question of whether they are embarrassed or not, they should ask what they should ask, and what they should say what they should say, and their words are very spicy and harsh. And although he asked a lot of things that others were embarrassed to ask, the miraculous thing was that not only did it not make people despicable, but it made many people at the scene applaud and cheer and cheer loudly.

For example, after the appearance evaluation, the personality evaluation stage is carried out.

"The beauty of the form is a necessary but not sufficient condition for being a goddess. It can be said that if you want to be a goddess, you must be beautiful, but it is absolutely not enough to be beautiful. In any two-dimensional work, it is not the male protagonist who determines the style of the work, but the heroine!" Mr. Ma said a novel theory: "As long as you look at what kind of person the heroine of this episode is, you can immediately understand what kind of genre the whole story is, and know what kind of character the male protagonist is." ”

Teacher Yin clasped his hands on his chest and nodded in agreement: "When I saw Nami, I knew that it was a brave adventure stream." When I saw Athena, I knew that it was a hot-blooded Xiaoqiang immortal brawl. When I saw Haruko Akagi, I knew that it was a pure and exciting stream of youthful dreams. When I saw Sakula, I knew that it was the female protagonist or something, and the male protagonist didn't care about it. ”

"Hey!" Teacher Xin complained angrily: "Why is Sakula so miserable! She is also a very effective character, okay? If you want to complain, you should also spit out Qiqi, okay?"

Teacher Yin ignored him and concluded: "In the future, you can also pay attention to it when you watch all kinds of new and old episodes - the heroine determines the style of the male protagonist! If you see a heroine who is holding bread and shouting 'Oh no, it's late' and running all the way and crashing and falling to the ground at the corner. Then that's the case with the hero of the story. There is no way to go to sea to find the grandeur of 'playing chopping to death'. And that's it. It's the same in our 3rd dimension!"

Teacher Yin's gaze swept over the male guests, and there was even a little bit of sharpness in the faintness: "Do you want to make yourself a useless waste wood, or a wronged boss who was cheated of money, or a second ancestor who everyone is tired of, or a young man who really makes a difference." On the great extent dù, depending on the characteristics of the heroine. A virtuous partner who truly supports you on your journey is more important than money. Only have a great heroine. It is possible to find the 'playing chopping death' in the vast world. ”

Hearing Curly Yin's speech, many male guests pondered. It's not that they don't understand this truth, but saying it in this way on this occasion especially touches them. The female guests were also thoughtful, and their gaze at the three wastes also quietly changed. Many people were disdainful at first, and later they were afraid and resentful in the appearance judgment, but now they finally have a little admiration.

It seems that this blind date, because of these three waste firewood, has really become a stylish blind date activity.

"So-to--" Teacher Yin Huo Ran got up, his posture was majestic, and he looked like a tall and beautiful demeanor: "In order to prevent our lives from becoming 'broken shoes worn by someone on the back of a dragon'." Now all the female guests report the number first—how many men have they slept with!"

"Huh?!" the female guests were in an uproar, but the male guests all laughed. Shaking his head and applauding while laughing.

"Ah, what, what's there to be surprised about? This is a place to choose a heroine, not a place to recruit scrapped two/milk!" Teacher Yin is imposing: "What kind of temperament and personality will die to the side first, we are not Olympus, and the black fungus is not qualified to be our goddess! Even if it is a waste of firewood, we don't want the person who holds it up with his hands held up to have a fucking habitual miscarriage! The scum also has the backbone of the scum, we will never be a spare tire for the pseudo-god! Do you say?"

"Yes——!" The men in the audience cheered in unison, as if shouting long live.

"So, female guests, let's recruit them from the truth. But I want to say it in advance," Teacher Yin had the grandmaster air of Yuanyue Zhi: "I am left and right, and the things on their faces are not decorations. Except for the thick makeup, everything else is drizzle. Don't, don't, lie. ”

Shocked, the female guests were finally shocked. The flames in the eyes of the men have completely burned around, at this time, do you want to expose this kind of thing?

"No. 1 Stinky Foot National Football Team...... Oh, no, it's Guozhuzhu, you say it first!" Teacher Yin pointed straight at No. 1.

Number One panicked, and couldn't answer for a while.

"Hurry up!" Teacher Yin pressed step by step: "How many people have slept with you, do you still need to recall this kind of thing carefully to count?"

"No, no!" No. 1 finally barely reached: "I haven't had a ...... with a man"

"Oh, really?" Mr. Yin asked the linesman for his opinion: "What do you think?"

Teacher Xin and Teacher Ma put up a sign at the same time, and a big "fake" word was written on it.

Number One was immediately at a loss and stammered, "I, I, actually, ......"

"Okay, liar, shut up, you don't have a chance. Teacher Xin didn't give people time to react and immediately asked, "No. 3, what's your situation?"

Sun Meimei was still laughing secretly just now, this country bead is too fake, just that sassy/charming and pretending to be a virgin/girl? Tell a lie, don't say nine truths and one falsehood, but at least it can't be ten percent fake. After hearing that she was named, Sun Meimei groaned, this is really difficult. Because it can't be too much, too much will definitely be black fungus. But it can't be too little, because my own open ditch route inherently limits the possibility of being too nonsense.

It's really difficult to do it. These three waste woods, acting absurdly, but go straight to the heart of the problem.

"I ......" Sun Meimei groaned slightly, and then reached: "I have had three boyfriends." When Sun Meimei answered, she raised her head with her chest up, calmly. It feels like one is one.

But!" Don't change concepts. Take care of him. I didn't ask how many boyfriends you've had, I asked how many men you've slept with!"

"That, of course it's three, three!" Sun Meimei was slightly flustered.

The two linesmen immediately put up a sign - fake!

Ah! The old lady is going crazy! The old lady was originally running for the dew marriage, and she just wanted to apply for the second/milk, who is looking for the second/milk still cares about this! But let these three bastards mix, it will be completely useless! Even if there were still people who were tempted, now that they have made it clear, it will be completely finished!

Son Mi-mi knelt down in the posture of OTZ in her heart, and her grief flowed backwards.

"Eighteenth. Say yours. Teacher Yin pointed out: "To be honest, I still have some expectations for you." ”

Isn't No. 18 Guo Jingya? Sun Meimei immediately gritted her teeth, at this time, green tea/wins!

"I ......" Guo Jingya lowered her head, Xia Fei cheeks, and her voice was as thin as a mosquito and fly, as if she was already shy: "I haven't had a ...... with a man"

Damn, this chick has been pretending to be pure from the beginning, and she's pure to the end. It's not just green tea, it's like a dragon well in West Lake. Now is the time like this. It's definitely like a fish in water!

But in the next moment, Sun Meimei's eyes widened and she was stunned, because the signs erected by the two glasses men turned out to be two "fake" words.

"Oh?!" the host called. The audience called, and the guests also called, it seems that everyone is also looking forward to this eighteenth, and they didn't expect it to be judged as "fake"! Guo Jingya stared at her innocent glasses, as if she was very pitiful and shocked.

"Guo Jingya, although I personally hope that what you say is true, my ethics tell me - I must hold up this sign. Teacher Xin said as if he was facing the ultimate strong enemy: "Actually, for a waste wood man like us, the biggest natural enemy is a girl like you. It looks too deceptive, like a clear lotus in the turbid world. But unfortunately, after countless brothers were fooled, we finally practiced the discernment of detecting true or false. ”

"You, you lie!" Sun Jingya looked very innocent, and her face turned red with anger: "How can you say it casually?" Even in anger, Sun Jingya is like a fried-up little animal, with cuteness in her little ferocity. With this angry look, he can make ordinary otaku cute.

However, it's a pity that she is facing a blackened otaku.

"Liar?" Teacher Xin twitched his neck like a puppet that had been broken, his face was full of black shadows, and he said slowly: "Do you still remember, Gao Chunming from the fourth class of the first middle school, Yang Shuhai from the sixth class of the first middle school, Sun Guangfu from the twelfth class of the second middle school, and Lu Xiujin from the eighth class of the real yàn middle school?"

"You!" Guo Jingya covered her mouth and widened her eyes, it could be seen that this time, she was really panicked.

Teacher Xin was like a rampaging first machine, his facial features were hideous, and his voice was like death breathing: "Do you still need me to continue reading?"

Guo Jing hurriedly shook his head.

"So, do you think my verdict is true?"

Guo Jingya struggled for a moment, and finally nodded.

"Hmph, hehe, hahahaha!" Covering his forehead and laughing like a rampant eight gods, the otaku Xin waved his hand: "Go on!"

Oh——! Sun Meimei's eyes lit up, although I don't know what complicated background story this otaku Xin has with the green tea, but Sun Meimei clearly realized one thing at the moment: the green tea, finally revealed! Finally can't pretend anymore! Wow Ka, even if you lose today, it's worth it, and it feels really good to die with your mortal enemy!

In the arrogant and strong expression of the three wastewoods, the female guests finally did not dare to make a mistake, and they recruited them one after another. There are twenty-seven answers to the strange points, and after answering them, they feel that they have no chance, so they relax and watch the excitement. There are also more eye-catching, a charming young woman answered one, and was judged as "true". The young woman explained that she had been married, and that one was her last husband.

In the process of this judgment, the three wastes were upgraded to gods in the eyes of all men, and even those rich and powerful male guests looked up to them. In addition to money and power, if you can practice such a pair of discerning eyes, it is really of great value. Even that son-in-law seems to have moved the idea of apprenticeship, and he keeps applauding.

In this harsh screening, the true goddess was finally screened out. Yang Qi has indisputable credibility. When her "no" came out. Including everyone in the audience. They all kept nodding. It seems like a no-brainer. Sun Meimei, Guo Jingya and others were discouraged for a while, it really can't be compared. In front of the queen sitting on the throne, the dew ditch girl and the green tea or something, can only be burned ashes in the corner, honestly defeated.

And the third round, the so-called "talent", became a prize for the phone bill.

There are those who sing, and there are those who dance. There are those who play magic, and eighteen kinds of martial arts are in battle, but they seem to be very lively. But everyone knows that after the first two rounds, everyone already has a ranking in their minds.

Finally, it's time for Yang Qi.

However, she didn't get up to perform anything, but sat on the chair and said: "Today's blind date is still a little interesting." From a man's point of view, today is a great joy. But since it's a blind date, the man chooses the goddess. Then in turn, women have to choose male gods. So here I would like to ask the male guests a few questions in turn, and first raise their hands. ”

The male guests looked at each other. I don't know why, but I feel that this eldest sister may not be able to accept it as soon as she makes a move, so they raised their hands one after another.

"Let's start with a simple one. The corners of Yang Qi's mouth hooked, and her eyes narrowed: "The women who have slept with you, the number of people under thirty, put your hands down." ”

One of the handles was lowered, and the rest were raised.

"Now, if the number is under fifty, put your hands down. ”

Two more put their hands down, a few hesitated, not knowing whether to raise them or not, and the rest still raised their arms.

Seeing this large row of hands, everyone was silent. Three scrap wood and six lines of tears flowed down, constantly banging their heads against the table, as if they were going to smash their pathetic lives.

"His grandmother's, a group of bastards and rich people......" Yang Qi himself also cursed, this is the soul of a virgin who is roaring unwillingly. Then, she said loudly: "Whether it is the average score or the highest score, it is far higher than the level of our side." But it seems that you are all very calm, and also, to tell the truth, the fundamental purpose of this so-called blind date meeting is to choose a concubine for you. Isn't being rich the only criterion for reflecting a man's worth now, I understand it for the time being. ”

After listening to Yang Qi's words, the male guests were slightly embarrassed and a little annoyed at the same time. Being taught by a woman like this, many people are still a little unconvinced.

"Alright, now everybody has their hands up, and the women are too, and I'm going to ask the second question. ”

Everyone raised their hands and waited silently.

"If the number of personal deposits is less than one million, put your hands down. ”

Some of the male guests sneered, how can you be a guest here, how can you deposit less than one million?

Most of the tricks in the audience put their hands down, and the women also put down more than half, but a small half of them still raised their hands.

"Oh, I see someone laughing, and it's true, it's a little bit small for you. Then the next step, less than 10 million put down. ”

The male guests also raised their hands, but the amazing thing was that some people in the audience also raised their hands, and at the same time, there were seven female guests who raised their hands.

"Thirty million. ”

Some of the male guests put their hands down, and some of the female guests still raised their hands.

"Fifty million. "Seventy million. "One hundred million. ”

When it came to the number of 100 million, many male guests put their hands down. The so-called billionaire does not mean that there are 100 million in deposits. Although today's male guests are far better than a stewed pot, it does not mean that the deposit can exceed 100 million. What stunned these male guests was that there were two female guests who raised their hands. One is Yang Qi, and the other is the woman who was once married.

"Two hundred million. ”

The vast majority of people put their hands down, divorced women also put their hands down, and there were still four or five of the male guests who were insisting.

"Three hundred million. ”

There are two left.

"Four hundred million. ”

There is one left.

"Five hundred million. ”

The last one, too, put his hand down. Now in the entire venue, there is only one person who still raises his hand, and that is Yang Qi himself. Seeing this scene, everyone was speechless and all of them were stunned. The male guests were all stunned, and some were even a little ashamed. The one with the biggest eyes was Sun Meimei, and at this moment she finally understood that she was a stupid crow, thinking that the phoenix flying in the sky would compete for her carrion.

Yang Qi stood up and said lightly as she walked forward: "That's right, I'm just showing off my wealth." Honestly, show off your wealth with you guys. Drop my share. But I'm showing off my wealth. I want to tell you one thing - you are not as noble as you imagined. The girls across from you. There are some economic forces that are more than enough to support themselves. So don't take it for granted that they are all here to ask for packages/raising, and take it for granted that you should use the eyes of selecting goods. You may not be able to afford it. ”

None of the male guests spoke, they looked at each other, and their expressions were complicated.

"And the organizers, you too, understand?" Yang Qi glanced at the audience. Several people in the audience immediately stood upright: "Yes!"

Yang Qi nodded and walked past the catwalk. Walking to the doorway on the opposite side, it was the passage to leave, and her meaning was already obvious.

The three waste firewood involuntarily got up to send each other. Among the male guests, the young man sitting in the middle was the first to stand up, and the rest of the male guests had to stand up. Some of the female guests took the initiative, and some followed the crowd, but they all got up. Everyone's eyes unconsciously followed her footsteps, and no one spoke for a while, and everyone's thoughts were complicated.

Yang Qi left without looking back, leaving only one sentence echoing in the hall: "The heroine determines the style of the story." Then the male protagonist determines the height of the story. Everyone, think about it. ”

After Yang Qi left. The young man who stood up first smiled and said, "Everyone, I'm sorry, but I'm also leaving the table first. ”

In the audience, several leaders of the organizers rushed into the venue in a panic, and after seeing this scene, all the organizers looked like the sky was thundering. No one can offend any of the male guests present today, but he is the one who cannot be offended the most. If this young man leaves the table today, I am afraid that there will be no good life for them in the future. So some people are already fainting from fright, their feet are starting to go limp, and they can't speak with their mouths open.

Only Nie Kun was still calm, and said nervously: "Young Master Xiao, if we don't entertain well, please Haihan!

"Don't call it Xiao Gongzi, I think the girl just now is right, and I don't have anything superior to others. The young man didn't look like he was leaving the table angrily, and the organizers relaxed a little.

"Let's be honest, I didn't want to come to this occasion today, I don't like this kind of Tao very much. But because I owe it, I have to come. But when I came here today, I found that it was very unexpected. Ladies and gentlemen, I know that many of you are gnashing your teeth at the three teachers. But you should actually thank them, because they have raised the level of the whole blind date. "There was a kind of honesty in the young man's speech, and no one thought he was posturing, because everyone who knew who he was knew knew that he didn't need to make a gesture at all.

"If it's a blind date of this quality and this way of thinking in the future, I think I'll recommend my friends to participate. Either way, it's a real place to go on a blind date. Alright, I'll go first, everybody go ahead. Xiao Jingzhe turned around and left, turning his back to everyone and waving his hand: "I'm going to find the goddess." ”

At this moment, Nie Kun breathed a sigh of relief. He knew that his wayward actions had finally paid off. And everyone's eyes when they looked at the three wastes also changed, indeed, in their harsh and absurd actions again and again, even the bystanders also changed their mentality. From the playful eyes of "Isn't it just to choose two/milk", to the exclamation of "I'm really looking for a goddess!".

Outside the venue, Yang Qi stood in the hall and did a stretching exercise and took a few breaths of fresh air. I had a lot of fun today, and as I have been an ordinary scrap wood man for more than twenty years, I finally have a feeling of raising my eyebrows today. The soul of the man in heaven should be able to rest in peace.

Well, there's photography today, so let's go back and have a video. Let the unscrupulous old mother also see what the situation is.

Okay, let's go home now. All the way to the parking lot, turned over on the counter-current locomotive, started the power furnace and was about to leave, when I heard someone running over while calling: "Wait, please wait!"

When I looked back, someone rushed over, a young man, a little familiar—oh, wasn't it the rich man who sat in the middle, and passed by him when he came out.

"Oh, it's you. Yang Qi squinted her eyes, her voice was very cold, and her face seemed to be full of the words "not interested": "Don't introduce yourself, I tell you the truth, I don't like men at all, so don't bother with this." ”

"No, no, no, you misunderstood, I didn't mean to talk about blind dates. The young man walked over and looked around, then took out a device and mysteriously measured something. After a while, he nodded and withdrew the instrument, and then said to Yang Qi: "I take the liberty of asking-you are the chosen one." ”

"The Chosen One?" Yang Qi frowned and widened his eyes, having an inexplicable premonition, but he still said cautiously: "What Chosen One?"

"Huh. The young man smiled and stretched out his hand: "This is it." ”

In Yang Qi's frowning gaze, a silver pattern appeared on the back of the young man's right hand. The moment she saw this silver pattern, Yang Qi felt her heart throb - sure enough, it was this thing!

Similar to myself, the Ray Mark! (To be continued......

PS: Take a test to see if you read the book carefully: this young man, who can say his name?

In fact, he is the person whose full name has appeared in the previous episode, so look for it~

Anything that is right, I will catch it and hang it~