Chapter 2 I am a system, not a dog
Since the knowledge of that 1 T was forcibly transformed, Tianchu's nightlife has also lost several flavors, because Tianchu knows that only ten seeds of each type can grow a young lady.
It's a good thing to be able to grow the young lady you dream of, but the first nine videos must be watched before you can watch the last video, especially to watch mosaics.
After struggling for fifteen days in a row, and watching nearly one hundred and forty teaching videos of various sciences, Tianchu is now lifeless and loveless, without HD, without uncensored, this life is gloomy.
"Hey, let's go on with my famine life!"
With a sigh, Tian Chu began to look for the icon of famine on the computer, but unfortunately, no matter how Tian Chu flipped through and searched, there was no famine, not even the word 'famine'.
"Damn, what about my great famine? I obviously didn't delete it!" Tianchu was puzzled.
Sitting on the edge of the bed, thinking carefully, during this time, he has been stubbornly resisting the teaching video, and it seems that he ignores the famine, Tianchu naturally does not know when this famine will disappear.
"Forget it, let's download another one!"
Tianchu doesn't care, who knows if he was struggling with the teaching video one day, and he was cheap for a while and inadvertently deleted it.
And with the 100 megabit optical fiber of your own home, the download speed is not a matter of minutes, plus your own 1w+ assembled computer, you can continue your famine life in less than five minutes.
Open the official website, find the download link, and tap it lightly.
[Excuse me, player, do you want to enter Don't Starve World?]
The page directly pops up this line of black block letters, and there is only one button below, which is [Yes].
"Damn, today is not April Fool's Day, today is August 2nd, doubled!" Tianchu was scolded, who was so lacking in virtue and actually played the game of April Fool's Day.
The page that pops up, the background is blank, and then there is a line of big words, and then there is a button below, and then there is no more, this production can only say that the water can not be in the water.
Tian Chu muttered in his heart, how about you add a background or something, this kind of foolish way, Tian Chu has seen a lot, every April Fool's Day, there will be big brothers in the computer department to write some small programs like this, at least these big brothers will change the way to play, can be distracted.
Tianchu directly clicked the close button on the upper right.
Clang!
There was a dull sound coming from the speaker, indicating that the page could not be closed in the normal way.
"Yo! This trick has been used by the big brother in the computer department more than 10,000 times, and the master still doesn't know how to solve it!"
Tianchu snorted coldly, there are more ways to crack this kind of page, the easiest is Crtl+Del, and then press enter, and close it directly in the background.
Open the background, Tian Chuleng for a moment, there seems to be no running status of this page on the background.
"Interesting!"
Tianchu is not in a hurry, there are more things running in the background, and they will be filtered out the same, so I don't believe that I can't find your disguise.
I looked through it three times in a row, but I didn't find the corresponding camouflage program, and those running in the background corresponded to other programs.
"This mud!"
Tian Chu scratched his shiny hair, and directly picked off a layer of oil stains, which were mixed between his fingernails.
Tian Chu tried all he could think of to close this page, but there was no way, and finally Tian Chu came up with a killer weapon - forced shutdown.
"Mud hemp!"
Tianchu pressed the boot button to burst, and the computer just won't shut down.
"Uncle, how about I accept it!"
Tianchu is angry, I don't believe in you, so why don't you click [Yes].
Holding the oil-stained Razer mouse in his right hand, he trembled a little, all this was too evil, but Tianchu silently recited the core values of socialism in his heart, and after three times, he pressed the left button.
【Ding】
[Congratulations on becoming the host of the Don't Starve system, and you will embark on a fun journey.] This system guarantees your personality and keeps you in which world you become a CEO, marry Bai Fumei, and successfully reach the peak of life!]
A deep voice came from the stereo, and it deliberately smelled of temptation.
Although this sounds very tempting, this is a bit nonsense, Wan Qing chose to ignore it, and scolded secretly in his heart: That stupid B thing, writing such a program, even dubbing by himself, this is not tempting at all, but it is unappetizing.
"What the hell is this?"
The sound disappears, but the computer screen inexplicably appears a swirl, and there is a reading bar underneath, which looks like the interface of a Don't Starve game into the world.
"Holy, that's so slow?"
Seeing the speed of the reading strip, Tianchu exploded again, with the 100 megabit optical fiber of his own home, plus his own 1w+ soft sister coin computer, it is to play the 3D version of [Sword Spirit], open the fifth gear is a second into the game, and the seamless combo is even more showy. This famine, or the web version, is so slow that it is very unreasonable.
【Ding】
[Host, your internet speed is too stuck, and the system will automatically adjust it]
The majestic voice came from the stereo again, which frightened Tianchu, and he silently recited the core values of socialism three times in his heart, and then patted his chest.
"It must be a coincidence!" Tianchu said in a low voice.
"But this program is okay.,There's still such an effect.,I'll collect the URL later.,When the summer vacation is over.,Back to school, I can blow a wave in front of those animals!"
Tian Chu thought about it, and the corners of his mouth curled slightly, but he was a little proud.
Looking at the speed that was slower than a snail, Tian Chu was speechless for a while, and even pressed the Alt+Tab key a few times, but found that the programs he had opened before were gone, not even the desktop.
"Damn, don't you want to be so ruthless, you can explain to the master when you break the program!"
Tian Chu was salivaing at the computer screen, but Tian Chu didn't want the computer to explain anything, and his computer didn't have an alpha dog, how could this computer screen answer himself.
【Ding】
[Because your computer is too old, the system automatically chooses to terminate all programs to ensure that the progress is read as quickly as possible!]
The thick voice sounded again, explaining a wave for Tianchu.
"I ...... Are you an alpha dog?"
Tianchu is convinced, this is still an intelligent program, all questions are answered, and it is so smooth.
"Are you kidding me? I'm a 1w+ high-match, okay?"
Tian Chu was unhappy for a while, Xiao Ye, this self-assembled computer, this configuration data is the best combination of the top 20 cost performance on the major hardware equipment network, why do you say that Xiao Ye's computer configuration is poor, don't let me find the person who edited your system, no, it's an ape, otherwise I won't know your ape mother.
[Host, your computer configuration is really poor, this is the big truth!]
[Also, I'm the system, not a dog, and I'm not the mentally retarded dog!]
The deep voice was full of tsundere, and the tsundere was full of contempt and disdain for the alpha dog.
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