Chapter 3 The old king next door took me through
Something happened today.,Pass it first.,Come back and fix the typos or something!
The last sentence of this program made Tian Chu completely convinced, this is so humane, and the tone in his words is indeed not comparable to Alpha Dog.
Tianchu chatted with this so-called system again, which made Tianchu more and more strange, how do you feel that this special thing is not a system at all, but communicating with people. But sometimes it doesn't feel like you're communicating with people, it's like you're communicating with a system.
Looking at the progress bar, Tianchu was also idle, and no matter how the system answered, it was just asking questions, and even asking some questions from the young lady, such as which website had the most resources, the widest coverage, and the most timely update, but the answers of this system were all a bunch of noises, just like the black and white TV set in the seventies and eighties without a signal.
After chatting for two hours, Tian Chu really couldn't find a topic, and felt that he would sleep first, but he gritted his teeth and insisted, just to see how strong this system that claimed to be able to bring him to the peak of his life could be.
Two buckets of spicy beef noodles are down, and the progress bar is finally ninety-nine, which makes Tianchu excited for a long time, but this seems to be stuck, and the ninety-nine percent stopped for a full hour, still not moving.
"System, are you constipated?"
Tian Chu was a burst of ridicule, anyway, this so-called broken system can't do anything to himself, and it's hard to eat himself.
For a long time, this self-proclaimed infinitely awesome system actually didn't respond to a word, which made Tian Chu more and more curious, could it be that the person controlling this system had been fighting with him for so long, causing him to fall asleep due to physical exhaustion?
"It's boring!
Tian Chu muttered for a while, thinking that this was the final progress, no matter how I said it, I would give myself a surprise, but when it was dawn, this surprise was still ninety-nine percent.
Standing in front of the power supply, Tian Chu was about to reach out and turn off the power, but after thinking about it, the master was bored during the summer vacation anyway, and he just happened to see how awesome you are, and it was a big deal that the master would accompany you to fight for three days and three nights.
Tian Chu made up his mind, turned around and lay down on the bed with his head covered, and went to sleep comfortably.
In the dream, Tian Chu dreamed that the 1 T teaching videos in his computer had returned to normal, those young ladies, all kinds of skills, and the silver bell-like cry made Tian Chu feel comfortable.
"Cool!"
Tian Chu suddenly opened his eyes, looked down at his crotch, patted his chest secretly, and said secretly: It's okay, it's okay, it's not wet!
"Huh!?"
Tian Chu looked at the crotch again, rubbed his eyes, looked at the crotch again, rubbed his eyes again, looked at it ten times in a row, rubbed it ten times, and his eyelids were swollen.
"Butterfly !!"
"Are you kidding me?"
Tian Chu roared again and again, everything in front of him had changed, this bed was no longer his soft Simmons with a layer of clothes and pants, this clothes were no longer the T-shirts stained with oil stains, and this house was no longer the three-story building.
"Where the hell is this?"
Tian Chu held his head in his hands, desperately recalling, what did he do before he went to sleep?
【Ding】
[This is a world that the Don't Starve system randomly enters]
It was that thick and familiar voice again, lingering and echoing in Tianchu's mind, and there seemed to be a hint of mockery between the words, yes, it was mockery, although it was somewhat concealed, but it was somewhat fake.
"You... Why... Be... In teasing... Me?"
Tian Chu was stunned, but Tian Chu silently recited the core values of socialism three times, and soon calmed down, and began to deduce from the bottom of his heart.
First of all, Tianchu excluded the aunt next door, although it was said that the aunt next door would surf the Internet, but it was only limited to online shopping, and even the woman who had to call herself to help when connecting to WiFi let alone high-end things such as programming.
Secondly, Li Ergouzi, who has been bullied by himself since he was a child, should have no motive to commit the crime, after all, those are the past when he was a child, and it is unreasonable to take revenge on himself at this age. And last year, there was an accident in his family, and his family also raised 20,000 yuan to relieve his family's urgent needs, and Li Ergouzi thanked himself too late.
Again, Lao Wang next door is impossible, after all, he didn't have any scandals with his beautiful daughter-in-law, they were all ordinary friends, but Lao Wang was three years older than him, and he also went to a vocational high school, and he also learned programming for a period of time.
"Hmm, it can't really be Lao Wang, right?"
Tian Chu thought about it, only this cautious guy would do such a thing.
With eighty percent certainty, Tianchu is stomach is aggrieved, isn't it just to help your beautiful daughter-in-law hand a towel for bathing, you can use it like this, and you asked me to take the towel, which is also to blame.
The more Tian Chu thought about it, the more aggrieved he became, recalling that day, he had just come back from school, and there had been no one living at home, so he put the things in Lao Wang's house first, and then moved the things back after he went home and cleaned up.
As a result, his beautiful daughter-in-law actually washed at home at noon, didn't take a towel, and called Lao Wang for a long time, Lao Wang was busy with super gods, and he didn't have the heart to pay attention to it at all, and this heavy responsibility was thrown directly on the head of Tian Chu, who had just entered the door.
At that time, Tian Chu didn't think much about it, why didn't he just take a towel, what a big deal, so he responded to Lao Wang's voice, picked up a towel with a pink pig on Lao Wang's bed and walked towards the bathroom.
Hey, it doesn't matter if you don't send it, it's a bad thing to send it, this old Wang's beautiful daughter-in-law doesn't close the door. Fortunately, Lao Wang's beautiful daughter-in-law was washing her hair, and her eyes were closed. Putting down the towel, Tianchu flew away with a swish.
However, Tian Chu was a little puzzled, he did such a good deed silently without leaving a name, how could this old king know that he was not busy with supergods?
"Ah, could it be that his beautiful daughter-in-law has exposed herself?"
Tian Chu let out a low cry, and there was only such a possibility.
"Lao Wang, Lao Wang, you asked me to deliver towels at that time. I'm going to help you play, but you won't let me, if this happens, you'll hack me, you're not kind!"
Tian Chu is face is bitter, the more he thinks about it, the more he feels that this old king did it, this analysis is reasonable, the ins and outs of all this are quite clear, and there is no fault at all.
[Host, are you stupid?]
The deep voice sounded again.
"Lao Wang, this thing is all because you are greedy for masturbation, how can you blame me!"
Tian Chu jumped up from the bed, the plank bed was creaking, and it could collapse at any moment.
[Host, you're okay with your brain!]
[How can I be so lucky, meet such a stupid b host as you, my dreams, my future, a darkness!]
The deep voice was filled with helplessness, helplessness, sadness, and mockery.
"Lao Wang, you really look like you're playing!
Tian Chu is also a temper, Lao Tzu has debunked you, you are still pretending to be thirteen, really when the master is an idiot, which one is not crossing now with a bullish golden finger, you should give the master one.
【Ding!】
[Goldfinger is teleporting!]
【Ding!】
[The golden finger is being extracted immediately!]
【Ding!】
【Nine Square Grid Space Ring!】