Impossible.

This young man in a green shirt and straw sandals relied on the ability of stinky tofu in one hand, and the Tianchi Aoki Sect that stood in the Tianchi Sect was disturbed, and the current Aoki Sect Mountain Gate from top to bottom had a monk holding a wooden bowl on the eight hundred steps of bluestone, looking forward to this black iron pot outside the mountain gate.

At the moment, Xu Qiu is a businessman, since he is a businessman, he can't talk about morality, let alone kindness, he must pay money with one hand and stinky tofu with the other, but at this time it is not money but Erwendan. The Aoki Sect poured out, a rare novelty, if you tell the reason for this, I'm afraid it will make people laugh a little bit. Lou Sanqian and Duan Sanlang were diligent, constantly rolling and stirring in the oil pot, while Turtle San pinched his throat and shouted: "Tofu, tofu, stinky tofu!" Xu Qiu simply became a person with nothing to do now, only collected the Erwen Pill in front of him, shook a whisk, and happily stuffed the pill into it. Among them, there are a few greedy monks, and after a piece, they lingered, and they endured the pain and took out the Erwen Dan again!

Xu Qiu whispered: "If every monk wants to buy two pieces, these goose feather fans will not be enough at all." Just as Xu Qiu took out five hundred pieces of black tofu, he suddenly had a plan, so he heard him greet Lou Sanqian and Duan Sanlang, who were blowing up, "Three masters, hard work." ”

"Fellow Daoists of the Aoki Sect, look!" After saying that, Xu Qiu simply took out two hundred pieces of tofu, shook it at the monks who were stirring in his throat, and said in a loud voice: "It's considered that Xu is hasty, as the previous Taoist friend said, I think that this monk who was already Bigu should not be so mixed with this worldly thing, he is making a mistake! Therefore, there are very few tofu preparations, and there are only two hundred pieces left at the moment, but look at you again, there are still five hundred people who have not tasted this deliciousness." ”

One of the three or four hundredth monks on the bluestone steps raised his sword shouted: "Daoyou, hey, Daoyou, we have been in line for a full hour, you can't just send us away." ”

When the monk in front of him heard this, he was immediately displeased, and pointed to the one who had just spoken, and said impatiently: "Who told you to wait until your nose is not sharp? ”

"I'll just wait for this mouthful, what's the matter, can't Lao Tzu buy stinky tofu if he has Erwen Dan?

Xu Qiu frowned, extremely embarrassed: "I'm sorry, good horses don't eat back grass, although he is a 'heinous' businessman, he has never done the same business in one place, don't hide it from you, Jiangtou's ferry ticket has been booked, and the tofu on both sides is about to sell out, so I will leave in Xia." ”

Lou Sanqian was stunned, looked at Xu Qiu in confusion, and asked him quietly: "Xu Qiu, didn't you collect two thousand pieces of tofu from that girl in one fell swoop before? Why, there are too many pills?"

Duan Saburo said, "Brother Three thousand, you are blowing up here, the old man remembers the way he came, so go back to find that girl and buy another thousand yuan to come back." After that, Duan Saburo put away his cuffs and was about to go down the mountain, but Xu Qiu said abruptly, "San Lang, don't be like this." ”

"No matter how much the girl can make tofu, she can't make a thousand pieces of tofu in this moment! Moreover, Xu thinks that these two hundred tofu are enough. San Lang, what you think is only the value of 200 pieces of stinky tofu is 200 pieces of tofu, and the value of this stinky tofu was determined by me from the beginning, so what's wrong with me modifying it a little now?"

Xu Qiu's words were really mysterious and obscure, Duan Sanlang and Lou Sanqian on the side were like falling clouds, as for the turtle San, they didn't know what to do at all.

Xu Qiu pretended to be embarrassed, pointed to the two hundred pieces of tofu, and said thoughtfully: "I see that you are all temperamental, and you have a plan in the future, I don't know what you think?"

"Say, as long as you have this stinky tofu to eat, you can do anything, even if you give the old sow that I have kept in captivity for many years. When Xu Qiu heard this, he couldn't cry or laugh, and hurriedly waved his hand to explain: "It's not good or bad to make a plan, but it's the best way at the moment." It's too much to say, so let's demonstrate it. ”

Xu Qiu greeted the monks who were in the three or four hundred, "Stinky tofu, delicious, do you want to eat it?"

"Eat, why don't you eat it. ”

After that, Xu Qiu blocked in front of him with a whisk, his meaning was simple and clear, it was clear that he was asking for money, and the monk also opened the back door for Xu Qiu for him, and immediately took out a two-pattern pill from his sleeve. Xu Qiu naturally accepted this pill, but a whisk of dust was still horizontal in front of him, and he didn't move a point, Xu Qiu blinked and smiled meaningfully, "This little friend, Xu asked you, if you were in such a backward position according to the previous posture, would you be able to eat this piece of tofu?"

"You can't eat, you can't eat! Look at these bewitching sluts in front of you, one by one, where do they have the mind of the same disciple and brother. ”

Xu Qiu: "Yes, according to what I said before, you must not be able to eat it! However, right now, it's stinky tofu, and it's close at hand." And you only need to reward three more Erwen Dan, and you can eat one chopstick!"

Xiao'er was immediately furious, hurriedly retreated three steps, and pointed at Xu Qiu: "What a cunning businessman, one Erwen Dan's tofu has given birth to the price of four Erwen Dan." Such a random quotation is really a lion's mouth, your heart is very bad!"

After a sound, Xu Qiu didn't make a sound, but the crowd behind him exploded, and they were talking about it, mostly saying that Xu Qiu was not righteous, went back on his word, and was not a serious businessman. Xu Qiu didn't get angry or laugh, sent the noisy monk who was not ashamed to speak, greeted again, called the next person in the Zhengshun position, and greeted him with a chuckle, "Your Excellency, do you eat stinky tofu?"

So Xu Qiu actually received a two-pattern pill in broad daylight, and there was no intention of looking for one more elixir, and a whisk of dust played in Xu Qiu's hand, which made people wonder through. Glancing at the one who ate the tofu again, a mouthful of fullness, the corners of the juice and mouth flowing, very satisfied, Xu Qiu greeted the expensive one who disliked Xu Qiu's sale before, and said to him: "Is it expensive?"

Xu Qiuhan took a step: "Actually, it is not difficult to understand this truth, although it is true that I, Xu someone, am a businessman, but I am definitely not a commodity with a sky-high price, and I will definitely not deceive you, the sword-wielding monks." This stinky tofu has always been a piece of Dan and has never changed its price. ”

"Nonsense, just now you obviously want four pills!"

Xu Qiu was disdainful: "You can't teach your son." ”

"When did you say that these four pills are the price of this stinky tofu? The extra three are just one step ahead of others. In a sense, these three extra Dan are a status symbol, and they are members of my Xu someone's stinky tofu stall!"

Everyone, if you think these three Danhua flowers are not worth it, you don't have to, after all, this stinky tofu has always been a piece of Dan. It took Xu someone a lot of hard work, I wanted to come here tomorrow to set up a stall again, but who expected you to say that I, Xu someone, is a person with no business ethics, chilling. That's it, that's it, that's it, it's down there so that you don't speak. Xu Qiu's expression was wonderful when he said this, and a sense of hatred for iron and steel arose, and then he raised his head and shouted: "Three masters, fry it, and later close the stall and go to Yunlou to have a dashing look!"

The house was silent.

Lou Sanqian and Duan Sanlang understood Xu Qiu's plan here, and the former muttered: "It's good that it's the sinister Xu Qiu, and only he can say that this kind of hurtful method can touch the huge Tianchi." It's just... It's just... It's just wonderful, and the old man will also use a method to call those girls who can't sleep at night in the future, and ask those girls to also buy an old man to sleep member! lest the old man run around the rooms day and night, and be very tired. ”

Duan Sanlang said: "I don't dare to agree, the opinions of the three thousand brothers dare not agree, even if those girls don't buy members, the three thousand brothers will probably run around the various rooms day and night." With my end to the three thousand brothers, one girl in one night, I can't stop it!"

Lou Sanqian was still Duan Sanlang at first, and he had something to say, he wanted to belittle himself, but after listening to the second half of the sentence, he laughed and replied: "Eh, virtuous brother, it's a false praise." ”

Xu Qiu sneered, "I'm afraid the three masters haven't heard a single truth. ”

Turtle Three: "The deity has lived all these years, and I haven't heard of it?"

Xu Qiu shrugged his shoulders and pointed at these hesitant monks, "Don't suffer from widowhood but suffer from unevenness." ”

There are so many girls in "Bottle Plum", they are Qinglou women, according to the rules outside, this performance is not a conventional thing. Coincidentally, when Mr. Simon was wandering around one day, he looked at these dancing girls, and wanted to discuss some bed kung fu with these girls. After Mr. Simon returned to Ximen's Mansion, he could not sleep at night, and during this period, he slept with this bronze mirror, and I don't know how many times he took pictures in one night. Mr. Simon thought that by virtue of his appearance, why would these girls refuse him? I have to say that Mr. Simon is a fierce man who knows human feelings, but he has an idea overnight. The next day, Mr. Simon still asked for a pot of wine, still looked at the girls, and still said that he wanted to enjoy the bright moon among the flowers with this girl, but this time he changed his rhetoric and directly threw a handful of silver taels on the table, "Five girls, Simon must be unlucky." I was in a hurry to go out today, and I only had these silver taels, so I had to invite a girl. Five girls, who is more suitable?" said that, Mr. Simon closed the door and window, and turned his back to drink. However, the faces of the five girls behind him gradually changed, and they all saw the opportunity, from the initial twisting and pinching to a "down-to-earth" girl, one of them couldn't bear it, and took the lead in stepping out: "Childe, call me tonight." "Women, she is a good character, and the remaining four girls were not happy immediately: "Son, it has nothing to do with money, the bright moon is very good tonight, and we will enjoy it together." ”

If Mr. Simon picks out one of the five girls in the Qinglou this night, it can be seen that it is really the problem of the silver taels? It should not be, but in response to the sentence, "Do not suffer from widowhood but suffer from unevenness", the five girls are all going out to perform arts, so she can get more silver taels, but I can't? If you take out a lot of silver taels and ask these five girls to divide them equally, I am afraid that Mr. Simon will still hit a wall, after all, everyone can share some, not unusual.

And things are rare and expensive, not unusual, how to sell at a high price?

Xu Qiu smiled and pointed to the tofu in the pot, counting them one by one, which made the people behind him even more unbearable, especially when there were some people who were generous in their hands, and they bought two pieces, which made the people who had been waiting behind him for a long time star. After all, there was still one who couldn't bear it, and looked at him raising his bowl and shouting: "In the next wish, I will make these four pills and become the first member of Xu Gongzi." ”

When Xu Qiu heard this, he immediately shouted: "Okay! This Taoist friend, come forward and personally fry a piece of stinky tofu that is crispy on the outside and tender on the inside, and with the exclusive secret garlic juice, it will definitely make you unforgettable for three lifetimes." ”

This one raised the bowl above his head, walked majestically past the person in front of him, glanced at it contemptuously, as if to say, Lao Tzu is rich, Lao Tzu is arrogant, when he walked past an old man who was quite old, he only heard the old man sigh softly: "Young man, don't talk about martial arts." ”

"What a young man, don't talk about martial arts!"

Xu Qiu suddenly came to his senses after hearing this old man's words, and immediately put down an extra piece of stinky tofu, personally sent it to the old man's bowl, and laughed with him: "I admire the old predecessors in my life, it doesn't hurt to have Dan, this piece of Xu someone gave it to you! Don't hide it from everyone here, you can be regarded as a wild cultivator in the next, and now your cultivation is bleak, but you are the most advocating monk of the great sect in your life, and you want to become one of them one day, but you have no choice but to have shallow qualifications in the next place, but you have the ability to fry tofu for a lifetime, and now you regret it. Everyone, hurry up, there are only 100 members, and you can't wait for it. ”

Everyone in the audience was shocked, "What's more, there are only a hundred members?"

Lou Sanqian was stunned again: "What is this doing?"

Xu Qiu chuckled: "Hunger marketing." ”

After that, the monks of the Aoki Sect couldn't bear it anymore, especially when the monks in front of the queue saw that they were only one step away from this stinky tofu, but they couldn't eat it, they were indignant, and immediately shouted: "That's it, it's just a member, Lao Tzu bought it!"

Thousands of high-rise buildings rise from the ground, everything is difficult at the beginning, everything is just the courage of this leader, and the rest are just some stinky fish and rotten shrimp that go with the flow.

All of a sudden, the monks of the Aoki Sect fell into a state of madness, since they were crazy, they must be compared, and Xu Qiu had already said that there were only a hundred members, so naturally there would be "gold members", "diamond members" and "lifetime members". ”

Xu Qiu must not only be a businessman, how can four or five hundred people fight for the identity of this member, two hundred pieces of tofu is not enough, so Xu Qiu put forward such a sentence, look at him to appease the monks of the Aoki Sect who are bleeding, and said: "Diamond member, to the point, you can buy stinky tofu tomorrow! You can buy the goods of the day after tomorrow!"

After that, Xu Qiu took out hundreds of pieces of stinky tofu from the goose feather fan in front of everyone, and smiled lightly, "Don't be in a hurry to scold, and listen to me, Xu someone." You said that the tofu you saw was booked by the monks of the Qingshan Sect, and it was clear that Japan intended to go to the Qingshan Sect to do business, but you can see that all the Taoist friends are so supportive, so you will take out the tofu of the Qingshan Sect in advance, and I hope you don't want to be surprised! If you have any wolf and tiger words, please scold as much as you like, and if Lao Tzu is unhappy, Lao Tzu will not sell it. ”

When Xu Qiu said this, he was completely smiling.

"It's nonsense, Your Excellency has such a true temperament, and you have actually done all the business of the Qingshan Sect in my Aoki Sect, and we still have some complaints to speak of, anyway, diamond members have a few dollars per person. ”

Xu Qiu smiled slightly, "But, ten." ”

Lou Sanqian and Duan Sanlang couldn't get off the bridge, and said to the turtle on the side: "Xu Qiu, this son, is he going to clean up the monk heritage of this Aoki Sect in one fell swoop?"

Turtle San shrugged: "The world's wizards should be like this!"

"Don't say that these ten coins are expensive! I dare to ask, what are you taking out of ten Erwen Dan, and what are you taking out below? Do you know?"

Lou Sanqian was the first to shout bitterly: "Little he, you are really a person of temperament, if this matter is known to the Qingshan Sect, but it is a life-losing deal, is it really worth it?" For the sake of these jade tree chic monks of the Aoki Sect, is it really worth taking your own life?"

As soon as Xu Qiu heard Lou Sanqian's words, he secretly nodded approvingly, and said in his heart that Lou Sanqian's guy had finally done a beautiful thing, and immediately stepped on the high stone, looking sideways at the endless sea of clouds, "The lonely shadow of the cold river, the ancients of the river, why should we have known each other when we met." Since I met these brilliant and gorgeous teenagers in the Aoki Sect today, and I have aroused the dream of Xianxia in the next year, what can a mere life be counted?"

The west wind is understanding, and Lin Haiyun is used to it.

A leaf knows the autumn and blows away the unruly silk.

The seat is full of sighs, subtleties, and pins can be heard.

Suddenly, a small child suddenly stepped forward: "That's it, that's it, Aoki Sect has never been so moved as today in more than ten years, ten is ten, not to mention, even if there is no stinky tofu, Your Excellency's chivalrous courage is also worthy of these ten! For us, it's just the end of October, but for you, it's a life's deal, these ten, Lao Tzu gave." ”

So, Aoki Sect shouted, and they were all generous, and even the old man who had prostituted a piece of stinky tofu for Xu Qiu before covered his face now, and the old tears were all over the place, and he also took out ten Danlai from his sleeve and sent it to Xu Qiu. Xu Qiu smiled slyly behind his back, but pretended to be embarrassed, and hurriedly called Lou Sanqian and Duan Sanlang to hurry up, "Don't worry, you will never accept this unrighteous thing, and you will only accept these ten pieces when stinky tofu is served!"

But in the blink of an eye, Xu Qiu made a lot of money without much effort, Xu Qiu looked at the thousands of Erwen Dan in the dust, and smiled happily. Right now, he was waiting for a word, which he couldn't say, but had to be said by these monks of the Aoki Sect.

"Fellow Daoist, what is a lifetime member?"

The corners of Xu Qiu's mouth rose slightly with a subtle arc, and he immediately opened and closed a pot of oil upside down, and now two hundred pieces of tofu have been sold, all of which are the price of ten pieces of tofu, Xu Qiu apologized: "Everyone, today's tofu is really clean, and I really can't help it." However, since a Taoist friend has asked what this lifetime member is, Xu will explain a little here!"

"As we all know, the flame is high when people gather firewood. In the world, there is no difference between you and you, you all think that the smell of stinky tofu is extremely unpleasant, and you don't buy it, and taste it, which is very chilling. Just now, Xu thought of an excellent method, even if one day I, Xu and someone are not in this world, I want to let the monks of the Aoki Sect taste the rare delicacy in this world, so Xu Qiu hereby informs that the unique marinated secret recipe of stinky tofu will be sold!"

After Lou Sanqian listened to Xu Qiu's praise before, he became more and more "sensible", "Little he, do you really want to sell the unique secret recipe of this stinky tofu?" Back then, you and I spent three thousand Erwen Dan for decades to buy this thing back, but after exhausting the old man's savings for a hundred years, you are now selling it like this, chilling." ”

Xu Qiu raised his arms and shouted, and actually hummed: "There are a few confidants in the world, and how many friendships can last forever." He will be able to get together, shake hands with each other, and friendship will always be in the hearts of you and me! Even though there are thousands of miles of mountains, the two places are far away. Friendship can't be changed!"

The turtle was stunned, "Hiss... What is the origin of this kid, how can he open his mouth and come?"

After a song, it added a bit of gloom and loneliness to this lively occasion, only to see Xu Qiu's eyes red, and waved his hand with the three thousand people on the side: "Don't say it again, I have made up my mind." ”

"Everyone, fellow Daoists of the Qingshan Sect, it is rare for someone Xu to meet so many confidants today, so let someone Xu pass on this secret recipe to your Aoki Sect, even if you starve to death on the streets in your later years, it must have nothing to do with everyone here. With that, Xu Qiu instantly took out a pool of turbid water from the goose feather fan and poured it into the iron pot with a clatter. Duan Saburo was immediately stunned, and Lou Sanqian's eyes were wide in disbelief: "This... Isn't this the foot-washing water of the three thousand brothers? Are you paralyzed, selling footwater?"

Duan Saburo usually doesn't scold, unless he can't help it.

Qingshan Sect suddenly saw dark clouds, a black cloud that had been suppressed for more than a thousand years rushed to the sky, and laughed straight for nine days, "The black cloud crushes the city and wants to destroy it", and now it is like this Aoki Sect is like a great enemy, shrouded in a horror that makes people suffocate when they smell it.

The power of the dragon elephant in Xu Qiu's body burst out, "Right now, Lou Sanqian's footwashing water is born, who lives and who dies, the eight immortals cross the sea, and each shows its magical powers." Seeing that Xu Qiu held his breath, he "snapped" between his fingers and lit the fire!

What's more!

"Boil the footwater!"

Who washes their feet?

"Three thousand feet washing water. ”

The monk of the Aoki Sect was frightened, and Xu Qiu hurriedly reassured: "Don't panic, everyone, the delicious stinky tofu is made from this." Remember, the more stinky it is, the more fragrant it tastes!"

The fire boiled it.

"In the past, there were ancients who made an alliance with blood, and now there is a Xu someone who sells drinking water!"

There was a little child who seemed to be fluttering like a fairy, swaying from side to side and saying, "Good girl! If you take a sip of this smell, won't you want to be a fairy?"

"Tut-tut, it is conceivable that the Aoki Sect is really fortunate for three lives. ”

All of a sudden, the eight hundred monks of the Aoki Sect were already slightly drunk, and listened to Xu Qiu's order: "Three thousand weak water! I will only take one scoop to drink! Everyone, don't be greedy for a cup." ”

With that, Xu Qiu retreated three steps.

Eight hundred monks ran to the iron pot, rubbing their hands and ho ho.

A hundred years of Aoki and a flood disaster, one day and ten years of poverty and weakness.

Lou Sanqian was triumphant: "In this way, the old man's footwashing water is so delicious, from now on, you can't throw it at will to your child." ”

Xu Qiu and Duan Saburo looked at each other and laughed, and then bowed their hands together: "Thank you master for not killing!"

Impossible.

The eight hundred monks of the Aoki Sect had gathered two thousand five hundred Erwen Dan for Xu Qiu, no matter how politely Xu Qiu refused, he couldn't refuse, so he had to accept it with a smile.

Good guy, full of money, five thousand two Wendan, but Erer.

Just as the Aoki Sect was sending off Xu Qiu, far away in the quiet forest of the mountains behind the three clouds, there was a peerless genius who was silently reciting the scriptures, and suddenly an annoying smell came to his mouth and nose, and he frowned slightly, and whispered: "Aoki Sect, a day of restlessness, is it really not the same as back then?"

[To be continued.] 】