Mountains and Fields and Autumn Waters Stretch Chapter 95 Rare Talents in the World
Seven or eight points of Xu Qiu's skills were taught by Mr. Ximen, and the other two or three points were taught by Lou Sanqian. Mr. Simon taught people and rare opinions, and Lou Sanqian taught spiritual things, both of which benefited Xu Qiu a lot.
Xu Qiu ignored the disdain of the three masters, took out ten pieces of black tofu from the goose feather fan in his sleeve, glanced at Duan Sanlang with a smile, threw away a large handful of wild garlic, and ordered: "San Lang, will you peel the garlic?" San Lang nodded violently, and took the wild garlic in his hand to the upwind outlet to peel the garlic.
Xu Qiu stared at the temperature of the oil in the iron pot, and when it was time for the green smoke, Xu Qiu controlled the heat and said, "This is the time." After that, Xu Qiu put the black tofu into the oil pot in front of a few people. In an instant, the oil pot exploded, and the sound of "Zilazila" was endless, Xu Qiu was afraid that the oil stains would stain his clothes, so a goose feather fan blocked in front of him, and the other hand held a bluestone scabbard, stirring in the oil pot.
Lou Sanqian and Turtle San retreated, covering their mouths and noses, and the latter opened his mouth and scolded: "Okay, you Xu Qiu, the deity gave you the bluestone scabbard to ask you to fight with people, but you are!"
When the tofu was put into the pot, the smell of violent stimulation suddenly dispersed, and the three thousand people in the building felt that the old eyes were dim, and this world had been filled with this smell. But here to talk about the most tragic who is, naturally the two children who guard the mountain gate, one of them is already crumbling, overwhelmed, just a puff of oil smoke to the table, this little monk does not know the power of this smell, really when Xu Qiu is making a very delicious, suck a mouthful, suddenly on the head, a shot into the soul, extraordinary, one is about to slide down from the mountain gate, the other child is holding a sword and shouting: "Evil, evil, this is a very smell." Isn't it, no, no..."
"You're blowing up?"
The little man with the sword finally said this, and immediately withdrew the sword, not daring to take a step forward. Lou Sanqian immediately laughed gloomily after hearing this, "Boy, you blow up!"
Xu Qiu was about to control the color of the tofu in the pot at the moment, and he couldn't help turning over the black tofu with the bluestone scabbard in one hand, ignoring the words of these children who had never seen the world. Lou Sanqian sighed: "Tut-tut, tsk, you still claim to be a scholar, and now you are blowing up, what is the reason, it is simply insulting my reputation of immeasurable one, vomit!" Lou Sanqian's generosity of scolding, he took a violent breath, but he took a puff of green smoke, his face immediately turned red, he retreated and stepped back, pointing at Xu Qiu: "It's a big rebellion, deceiving the teacher and destroying the ancestors." ”
The turtle's three and a half lives were about to be smoked away, "Give you a bluestone scabbard, but you use it to make this-stirring stick, and destroy the heavens." ”
The two people who watched the mountain gate were considered to have seen the world, and one of them asked, "The villagers in the countryside under the mountain have fallen to this point now, and even this filthy thing has been blown up!" Another half-dead monk said softly: "In my opinion, it should be this businessman who deliberately made fun of my Aoki Sect, how can ordinary people blow up?"
Xu Qiu shouted: "Okay!"
After that, Xu Qiu took five small wooden bowls in his hand, each bowl was filled with two pieces of black tofu, and looked at him and chuckled, "It's done!"
Lou Sanqian: "Boy, you've blown up this, what are you going to do after that?" Do you really expect to sell this thing?"
Xu Qiu chuckled, pointing to the virtue of three thousand buildings, "The frog at the bottom of the well, the eyes of the rat are inch." ”
Xu Qiu called: "Tofu, tofu, stinky tofu." Rare delicacy in the world, the eighty-year-old man eats a chopstick, goes up the mountain to fight the tiger, the forty-year-old woman eats a chopstick, sits on the ground and sucks the soil, and the twenty young men eat a chopstick, and the fish and dragon dance all night. ”
Xu Qiu beckoned Duan Sanlang, "San Lang, is it okay to peel the wild garlic?" The latter heard the sound, and in the blink of an eye, he held a handful of wild garlic and sent it to Xu Qiu, but he sent it with tears in his eyes, and whispered: "Xu Qiu Xiaoyou, in fact, if you want to take revenge on this Aoki Sect and Qingshan Sect, there is no need to be so troublesome, as long as you say a word, San Lang will enter the mountain single-handedly and flatten the Aoki Sect, you... 1,000 wounded and 800 self-harmed. San Lang has lived with your master for all these years, and I want to live a few more years. ”
Xu Qiu shook his head, lifted the pebble at his feet, and said to Duan Sanlang in a very soft voice: "San Lang, Xu asked you, you and I can be regarded as a one-day acquaintance?"
Duan Sanlang rarely heard Xu Qiu's tone, and he didn't dare to slack off, "Don't count." ”
"Since it's not a one-day acquaintance, then you should know what kind of temperament I Xu is, I never say nonsense, I never do things that I am not sure of, and I have never been delusional about the lofty practice, as for killing people with a knife, I have not mentioned half a sentence with your three masters. ”
Duan Saburo was silent.
Xu Qiu raised his head, "Since San Lang knows that I, Xu Qiu, am not a big person, why don't you want to believe someone Xu once this time?" In addition, as for asking your three masters to take action to level this Aoki Sect or Qingshan Sect, I still have to say it again, Xu is cold." ”
After Duan Saburo heard this, his cheeks twitched from side to side, and no one knew what kind of storm Xu Qiu's words caused in Duan Saburo's heart. If Xu Qiu is a good-faced person, it would not be an exaggeration to call this San Lang a daddy, but Xu Qiu has never made excessive requests, which is more than a hundred times better than the bright-looking sons that Duan Saburo has seen before, "Yes, what Xu Qiu Xiaoyou said is true, it is considered that my Duan Saburo is reckless." ”
After that, Xu Qiu chuckled, Yun Danfeng lightly pointed to the two pieces of black tofu in the wooden bowl, and smiled slyly: "Since San Lang is so reasonable, you will be my first guest of someone Xu." After that, he personally sent wooden chopsticks in front of Duan Saburo.
Lou Sanqian smiled and bent over, "San Lang has worked hard." ”
San Lang, as soon as he retreated to the edge of the cliff, looked at the sea of clouds, "Xu Qiu, I treat you like a dear, but you want to murder me, and the mud bodhisattva also has three points of anger! Right now, even if I, Duan Saburo, am starved to death, I won't take a bite if I jump from here! If it's an ordinary thing, it's okay, even if the smell is a little unpleasant, I can bear it, but you call me to eat, what's the reason, the old man is five or six hundred years old, and his reputation must not be ruined here." ”
Xu Qiu beckoned, signaled, and muttered: "That's it, rotten wood can't be carved, and summer insects can't talk about ice." ”
San Lang was overjoyed, and bowed down, "Thank you Xu Qiu for not killing." ”
Xu Qiu glanced at Lou Sanqian and Turtle San, and said suddenly: "I can't look at it, right, you will beg Lao Tzu later, and Lao Tzu will not give you a chopstick." ”
Turtle San pinched his throat and shouted, "Thank you for being fulfilled." ”
After that, suddenly a group of people came down from the Aoki Sect, majestic and high-spirited, and the one who led the way was still the little boy who had taken care of the mountain gate before, listening to him, "Senior brother, you see, it was this guy who blew up in front of the mountain gate of my Aoki Sect, and quickly killed this person, which is the reputation of my Aoki Sect." ”
This is a swordsman dressed as a dignified scholar, his eyebrows condensed slightly, and he saw Xu Qiu who was fiddling with garlic juice, and said playfully: "Your Excellency is the man?"
Xu Qiu ignored him at all.
"No wonder when Fang was reading and reciting words, suddenly an annoying smell came into the house, dare to love that you little guy is doing something dirty here, what should you be guilty of?"
The scholar in a robe was not in a hurry to draw his sword, but was interested in saying this vicious thing to Xu Qiu. After Xu Qiu heard this, "I have nothing to do with you Aoki Sect to do my business, and you need to kneel and kowtow and apologize." ”
"What?"
The one who carried the sword chuckled, and was really amused by Xu Qiu's words.
Xu Qiu unhurriedly picked up a bowl of black gadgets, and pointed to the mountain gate of the Aoki Sect, "It's okay for the Aoki Sect to be short-sighted, but he actually slandered me for the rare food in the world, which makes me Xu unbearable, and apologize." ”
This senior brother seemed to have heard the biggest joke in the world, "You say this is a rare delicacy in the world?"
"Not bad. ”
"That's very good, you are also a little man who is not cowardly, so I will talk to you today. You say that this is a rare delicacy in the world, why do we all retreat? Moreover, whether it is delicious or not is not up to you alone, so do you dare to eat a chopstick? If you dare to eat this bowl in front of us, we are not unreasonable people, and kowtow is not impossible, as long as you can eat it with enjoyment, I think it is a delicious thing. ”
Xu Qiu chuckled: "You underestimate me." ”
After that, Xu Qiu gently picked up one end of the wooden chopsticks and shook it in front of his eyes, so he easily picked up a piece and put it in his mouth and nose to smell it, "The aroma is fragrant." Several monks with a small amount of qi were already rolling in their stomachs now, blindly retching, "This guy is also a ruthless person, dare to smell." ”
Xu Qiu silently thought: "Mr. Simon, Mr. Simon, Xu's name is here." With that, Xu Qiu frowned, and immediately stuffed a piece into his mouth.
The house was full of sighs.
The scholar swordsman who held the sword before was also stunned, took a step back, and praised: "Fierce man." ”
A piece of stinky tofu is in the mouth, the juice flies sideways, a few drops at the spray, Lou Sanqian's eyes are sharp, and he immediately kicked his legs and shouted: "Oh, this son can't be provoked in the future, he dares to eat!" The three masters rarely agreed on the same opinion, especially this turtle three: "The dog jumps over the wall in a hurry, and the kid goes overboard!"
Xu Qiu was silent, letting the stinky tofu juice burst out in his mouth, which was very subtle, and his expression was also seen to be general, his body was slightly rickety, and the one holding the wooden bowl trembled slightly, and the other hand stopped on the side of his ear, and he snapped his fingers lightly.
It wasn't over, Xu Qiu immediately took a side step and picked up another piece of tofu in the bowl with chopsticks, sent it to the garlic juice and stirred it, without hesitation, it was stuffed into his mouth, slightly hot, seeing him tremble, he couldn't stop exhaling, letting the extremely tender minced garlic juice flood in his mouth, and after he got down, Xu Qiu Yang Tian exclaimed: "Happy!"
During this period, Xu Qiu didn't say a word when he ate this stinky tofu, and the spectators on the side were shocked, and Duan Saburo said in a low voice: "Xu Qiu is a character, if you don't smell this smell, just look at your appearance, it is really a very rare beauty." Lou Sanqian muttered: "That's right, there is an old man who was brave back then." Turtle San joked, "Stick gold on your face, you dared to eat shit back then?"
Xu Qiu put down the dishes and chopsticks and asked with a smile: "This sword-wielding monk with very chic clothes, I don't know if he is satisfied, when did this kowtow?"
If you are not careful, you will lose all the games.
The leader couldn't have imagined that Tianchi would still have such a ruthless color, and he could eat this dirty thing so fragrantly. Now it's the difficulty, the words have been thrown out of the mouth, if you break your word, you will lose the reputation of the Aoki Sect. In fact, the long sword in the hand of this Fang Cai trembled slightly, but there was no movement after a breath, this Fang Cai was probably moved by the idea of killing, but after thinking about it, he explained when he left Ren Jian's predecessor when he went out, these days are more stable, don't cause trouble.
"I said that the heavens are the earth, and the earth is the heavens, is it ridiculous?"
Xu Qiu was silent.
"You alone say that this black and dirty thing is not very delicious, unless there are other people like you, who can eat this thing in peace, if you can really find such a person in the scene, then it is better to sigh and lose your heart. ”
Xu Qiu sneered and swept the people present, "Your Excellency's pick? I don't think these people have much courage, so why don't you try it?"
The most poisonous thing is a woman's heart, Xu Qiu is not a woman, but she is also poisonous.
The person dressed as a scholar immediately sneered, he would not be the boss of this injustice no matter what, if he really ate this indescribable thing here in Xu Qiu today, what kind of face would the Aoki Sect have in the future to deal with these fellow disciples. He gestured to one of the children behind him who was guarding the door, "Go and taste it." When he said this, the senior brother's face was extremely serious, and he even burst out of the nine-stage cultivation, so that this junior did not dare to reply. I saw that the little guard looked very embarrassed, although he couldn't speak, but he fell to his knees with a "flutter" and cried incessantly.
"Go, after this incident, you will be honored and rich, and you will no longer need to guard the mountain gate, and be my confidant. ”
The wind is fluttering and the water is cold, and the strong man will never return once he is gone.
Xu Qiu was enthusiastic, picked up a wooden bowl, and personally picked up a piece, just when Xiao'er's demeanor was distorted, the senior brother behind him suddenly said: "Your Excellency, if you are defeated, you will have to jump off this cliff." Xu Qiu smiled slyly after hearing this, and didn't reply to him, only explained to the little child in front of him: "Ah." Open your mouth wide, and wrap you up as a repeat customer of my Xu someone. After that, Xu Qiu got the right time and immediately threw a piece in. The latter had already thought about it, and later as long as Xu Qiu stuffed this thing into his mouth, he immediately spit it out, saying that this thing was not delicious, as the saying goes, "If something falls on the ground, it won't happen if it takes five breaths", he estimated that eating the food in his mouth was also the same reason, and it was precisely because of this that he dared to come forward and ask Xu Qiu to feed him.
Can!
When something goes wrong, there must be a demon.
After looking at the stinky tofu that looks unsightly into the mouth of this guy, the child's taste buds explode, and the tip of the tongue is like a fishy cat, gently and slowly stirring the taste in the mouth, both afraid and wanting, caring about the world's opinion, but also feeling that this thing is very wonderful, and can't bear to miss it. So, I saw this person with his eyebrows crossed, stomped his feet, and simply chewed it, full of praise, and from the heart, "Hiss... Fuck it. ”
For a while, dozens of monks of the Aoki Sect behind him all looked at each other, and the most puzzled person was probably the senior brother alone, his face was blue and red, and he was extremely ugly, and shouted: "What are you talking nonsense?" The little monk turned a deaf ear and couldn't tell a lie, and after taking a bite of his stomach, he actually gathered around Xu Qiu, "Your Excellency, let's have another piece." ”
"Nonsense!"
Senior brother of the cunning villain, "Negligent, this guy is like this, sometimes he is not bright, he must be sick now, and what he says naturally cannot be counted." ”
After saying that, he called back the little friar, who had been in tears, raised his eyebrows and warned him, and pointed to another one, but what he did not expect was that this one was the same, and he looked very enjoyable. Xu Qiu put his hands on his back, and Yun Qingfeng smiled lightly, "Your Excellency, could it be that this one is also an unenlightened person?" At this time, even an ignorant person can guess that something unusual, Lou Sanqian quietly stepped forward, took a good look at the stinky tofu in Xu Qiu's bowl, and said softly: "Can this thing be eaten?"
After that, Lou Sanqian picked up a piece with his hand, and Lou Sanqian came with Duan Sanlang and Turtle San, Lou Sanqian was treacherous, and immediately saw the opportunity, and suddenly stepped on Duan Sanlang's foot, Sanlang shivered in pain, Lou Sanqian's eyes were quick, and he immediately stuffed this piece of stinky tofu into his mouth.
Lou Sanqian was suffocated, and scolded him: "Three thousand old men, you are paralyzed." ”
Lou Sanqian was laughing with the turtle on the side, and the turtle Santian said shamelessly: "Fortunately, the deity has a small mouth, and this cherry mouth can't be stuffed." However, when he saw Duan Sanlang's gradual change in the next breath, Lou Sanqian and Turtle San glanced at each other and realized that this matter was unusual. Duan Saburo chewed his lips and teeth, the corners of his mouth raised slightly with a subtle arc, and he said to himself: "The old man has lived for five or six hundred years, and he has never tasted such a delicious thing. ”
Lou Sanqian thought that this San Lang was lying to him, and it was difficult to deceive Lou San Qian with this little trick, but this San Lang actually secretly stuffed a piece of stinky tofu into his stomach.
Xu Qiu chuckled: "San Lang, don't you starve to death, and you will never eat someone Xu's things if you jump down?"
"It smells so good!"
Duan Saburo has only two words.
Lou Sanqian couldn't bear it anymore, and immediately stepped forward and took a piece in his mouth, but it was just a piece, and in the blink of an eye, Lou Sanqian was radiant, as if he was three hundred years younger. Turtle San was like this, chewing and swallowing a piece slowly, and instantly, "Damn, why does it smell bad and taste so good?
Xu Qiu waved his sleeves, put away the remaining eight bowls, ignored the few behind him, stepped forward slowly, picked up a chopstick in his hand, and leaned in front of the leader, "Right now, you are the only one who is the most bright, come on." ”
"Come on, come on! I don't believe you can make this stinky thing into such a delicacy!"
Anyway, this guy swallowed it in one gulp.
One breath.
Two breaths.
Three breaths, "bang", tears, such a fierce rich fragrance in the mouth and nose, "the blue sky is above, in the swear that this must be the most delicious thing I have eaten in seventeen years, after eating I actually have the desire to return to the vulgar, a deep into the green wood is like the sea, since then the delicacies are passers-by, these years I have paid the wrong amount of years in this green wood." I'm ashamed, Your Excellency doesn't want to laugh, it's a loss. After that, regardless of the eyes of others, he immediately knelt down with a "flutter".
Xu Qiu seemed to be a kind old-timer, and he helped him up with one hand, and said, "Do you want to eat?"
"Hmm!"
"Erwen Dan, one piece. ”
The kneeling child was stunned, "Your Excellency's price?"
Xu Qiu didn't think so, and immediately threw a few more pieces of the three masters behind him, and advised: "Dip it in garlic juice, the taste is more beautiful." After that, counting the bowls, "Tut-tut, there are four more pieces." ”
"That's it, one is another. ”
Erwen Dan, bought a piece of stinky tofu!
Immediately, the gluttonous monk couldn't bear it, and he was very reluctant to take out the Erwen Dan, which was only one in January, from his sleeve and tried it.
Suddenly!
Several monks from the Aoki Sect came down, and a few of them didn't deal with the kneeling man at a glance, and made fun of them: "How can the monks of the Aoki Sect kneel down in front of others?"
"Zaizui can be called the most tricky one in this Aoki Sect, I heard my subordinates say that there are rare beautiful things in the world here, so I came to taste it!" ”
The scholar who took out the Erwen Dan, without saying a word, took out another Erwen Dan from his sleeve, "Daoyou, let's have another piece! Lao Tzu has seen what the world's food is today, and it doesn't matter if you eat one more piece!"
As soon as Xu Qiu heard this, he was immediately happy, immediately took out a piece, and thoughtfully dipped it in garlic juice, raised his eyebrows and smiled: "Your Excellency, taste it." ”
The remaining two pieces.
The later one immediately disliked it, and said coldly: "Erwen Dan is nothing, if it is not the first delicacy in the world as you say, it is difficult to protect my life, I am not like this soft and glutinous scholar, I have to twist and pinch to say some truth when killing someone!"
Xu Qiu stroked his chin with one hand, "Are you finished, what about Dan?"
At the moment, Xu Qiu is a businessman, and after accepting that one's Dan, he was not verbose and threw away a piece.
Stinky tofu, stinky tofu, smells stinky and tastes good.
The aftertaste is endless, and the lips and teeth are fragrant.
In the later volume, Mr. Simon established a lot of businesses with this stinky tofu, and the cross street was renamed stinky tofu street. Xu Qiu's reading has always taken its essence, so the next thing is to stage a scene that stunned the three masters.
The last piece of stinky tofu seems to have become the bag of these senior brothers, everyone wants to taste it, Xu Qiu is silent here, waiting for this, what are you waiting for?
Suddenly, there was one: "Three!"
"Cut, three, Lao Tzu five!"
"Two of them are a little behind, and they are in the next ten. ”
The two who were defeated were so angry that they snorted coldly and turned their backs and were about to leave.
After Xu Qiu accepted the ten Erwen Dan who had a generous hand, he immediately shouted again: "Tofu, tofu, stinky tofu." Rare delicacy in the world, the eighty-year-old man eats a chopstick, goes up the mountain to fight the tiger, the forty-year-old woman eats a chopstick, sits on the ground and sucks the soil, and the twenty young men eat a chopstick, and the fish and dragon dance all night. ”
Looking back at the two: "Boy, cunning villain!"
Lou Sanqian sighed, "Xu Qiu, it's unlimited." The old man now understands Xu Qiu's plan. ”
Turtle Three: "You said the man, and the unlimited amount is also what you said, what else can you say?"
Duan Saburo: "In this way, a thousand Erwen Dan!"
Strategize.
[To be continued.] 】