Chapter 145: Farce, New Friends
Zhang Xiaolei's special concussive baby voice roared like thunder, and almost the entire teaching building was shocked to the point that their scalps were numb, and the group of people who had just walked outside the teaching building certainly heard it.
Zhang Qian didn't mean to rush back to persuade him to fight, he smiled, not moved at all.
Of course, on the surface, it is actually prepared.
It's only a few dozen meters away, of course, this is still within the range of his mental induction, at this time, it is enough to mention two thoughts, and it is enough to use mental induction, in case there is disharmony, you can still teach those two to be people in minutes.
That's right, in his eyes, the current fight between a man and a beast is just a child fighting a fight, and it is not worth thinking about it at all, and the two naughty little monkeys will never escape from his five fingers.
As a big boss behind the scenes, you must have such confidence.
On the side of the classroom, maybe they were noisy by Xiao Chubby Dun's loud shouting, which undoubtedly reminded the two of them to hurry up and do it, so as not to wait for the parents to come over, and the fight would not be completed.
Peter, the primary school bully, reacted first, and his heart was ruthless: Today is the time when I evolve from Spider-Man to Spider-Man!
Take a step forward and reach out and grab it...... Caught a void.
It turned out that Teddy Robin had long been paying attention to the kid opposite, and when the opponent moved, he pulled the fist frame so big, and the range of action was so obvious, how could it be hit?
...... Hmph, I don't know, Uncle Robin, I have part of Daddy Zhang's memory, and I have inherited part of the fight memory, a little bit.
I saw the gorilla laughing playfully, twisting his buttocks, just dodging Peter's trick to catch the moon, and then turned sideways, reached out and grabbed it, and the huge palm of the fan pulled the other party's placket, and then the shoulders were half-twisted, and they were thrown out like a spinning top.
Ulla......
Boom!
Peter, Spider-Man, had his shirt torn to shreds and flew out like a hairless rooster, crossing a few meters and slamming him against the wall.
The sky shook and the smoke billowed ......
This scene is not very beautiful, it is like being beaten by the big brother of the broken water flow to fly taekwondo long hair, and half of the people are trapped in the wall.
"Ahem......"
It's amazing!
Little Peter was so wet with dust that he coughed a few times, and his whole body was dizzy, a little sore and weak, and he couldn't get up for a while.
The person concerned was actually not injured, but in the eyes of ordinary people, the picture was too terrifying.
It was rare for Leeds and Mary to speak in unison, screaming in unison: "Ahh
"Ahem, two, I'm not dead......"
Peter, who was leaning on the wall, was a little speechless.
Didn't you hear me still coughing?
"Oh, oh, looks like we can save it, Mary, call the ambulance. β
The pretty face of the pretty girl Leeds finally turned a little bloody, and she hurriedly ran over to pick up the boy and turned her head to confess.
Unexpectedly, Mary disagreed, and said indignantly: "Why? It should be you who call, and I will take care of him." β
"You two don't have to argue, I'm fine, the warm-up exercise has just begun. β
Peter had just been held in Liz's arms, and he rarely enjoyed the softness of the girl's chest, and seeing that the two of her were arguing again, he had to jump up, twist his ass and twist his waist by the way, and said 'this hero has nothing to do'.
said so, but the beginning of the game suffered a dull loss, which made Peter look at Teddy Robin's eyes again, a little more cautious, a little more dignified.
Of course, it is impossible to be afraid.
He thinks he's careless, after all, he hasn't used it seriously since he got the ability, even if he has practiced some power skills, strength mastery, balance, etc., in order to do live broadcasts, it seems that he has mastered proficiency.
But this series of active control, after all, has nothing to do with fighting, in the past, it was okay to bully and bully ordinary people by brute force, but once it was replaced by an opponent of almost the same level, it was inevitable that it would be a little insufficient.
In his eyes, Teddy Robin is clearly this kind of rank.
Chimpanzees are also vulgar, and after gaining the upper hand slightly, they are unforgiving, they actually pouted and laughed, and stretched out their little tail fingers to gesture at each other: "Woo woo woo...... (You're small, Lao Tzu can crush you just by his body)"
Peter, who was shirtless, actually understood this gesture, and was also annoyed, and said in his heart: I am a dignified Internet celebrity Spider-Man, the future Spider-Man, and now I have thousands of fans, and I can't afford to lose this face.
The young man turned his face violently, suddenly kicked his leg hard, and the whole person was like a flying spider flying close to the ground, and he came to the gorilla's chest with a 'swoop', instinctively taking advantage of the height difference between the two sides, his right hand fished out the opponent's chest, and immediately grabbed a handful of chest hair, and at the moment when Teddy Robin got carried away and couldn't react, the power of the desolation suddenly broke out!
Turn around, raise your hand, and throw forward!
It was fierce and fast enough to throw the 732-pound Teddy Robin forward like a light basketball.
Thundered......
This time it was even more powerful, and the silverback gorilla directly pierced the wall through a one-and-a-half-meter-large hole...... Before he could stop, he finally crossed the hallway and planted his head against the classroom wall opposite.
In the smoke and dust, there was no movement.
Good!
What a dry land onion!
Such a fierce boy, such a fierce move, made the jaws of the two women who witnessed all this fall to the ground.
Really?
This is the Internet celebrity master Spider-Man?
Isn't it Superman pretending?
Mary and Liz looked at each other, and the same thought arose: such a handsome man, this girl is going to be decided!
As if they both saw this danger signal from each other's eyes, the two girls snorted at the same time, and they looked at each other with disgust.
Outside, on the wall, the dust and fog dissipated a little, and I saw Teddy Robin lying on the wall with his hands and feet half-hanging, and his limbs could be vaguely seen twitching involuntarily.
This...... Could it be that you got a bento?
How can it be!
Teddy was actually hit by a sense of humiliation, thinking that Boss Zhang, who has the same physical fitness, can beat a large piece, and then think about his current ...... , I felt that my old face was lost, and I almost vomited blood, so that my whole body temporarily lost control for two seconds.
At this time, it finally came back to its senses, and suddenly roared, scaring a group of little children in the next class to death, and at the same time, pulled itself out with a bang.
"Roar!(Boy, you're going to die!)"
"It scared the hell out of me. ...... If you scream so loudly, you can baa loudly!"
Peter smiled disdainfully, smug, put his right hand close to his head, opened his mouth and blew hard, and immediately blew off his chest hair, and said with a smile: "Hehe, don't think that big is strong, I can easily lift a ten-ton truck, I will tell you?"
"Woo woo woo (uncle, I also inherited Zhang's father's physique)!roar!(I only know after fighting!)"
After a brief mouth, no more nonsense, one big and one small bumped into each other again.
This time is not as good as before, there is no 'humility' of you coming and going, you punching and I move, both sides are all kinds of pulling, pulling, tearing, pounding, inserting, using both hands and feet, and even the head and fangs are turned into weapons, in short, aiming at the opportunity to kill the other party.
Syllable!
Woo~, woo!
'Wow...... How dare you steal a monkey peach? Look at my radish thick fingers in your nostrils!'
'Whew, stinky monkey, look at my spider palms, thousand! year! kill!'
Burst...... Woo ~ woo woo......
Look at Uncle Robin, I hit me with a headshot...... What? I hit you on the temple, and you actually punched me in the chest with a small fist? Hmph, Lao Tzu has thick flesh, don't be afraid!'
βhatthe...... This black orangutan, the eggs are broken, and you can still beat them like this?!'
Fighting, one person and one beast didn't pay attention to any tricks in the end, and directly hugged each other and fought closely, fighting brute force.
In a moment and a half, he turned into an invincible Hot Wheels, and a large ball of meat rolled from one end of the classroom to the other, and from that end to the other end, turning the entire classroom upside down, many tables, chairs and benches were damaged and turned into pieces, and the tall podium disappeared early.
What's even more outrageous is that the two inner walls were almost completely destroyed by them.
This, this, this, so fierce?
Do you know where this is?
This is a classroom! What should I do if I hit the flowers and plants!
Hehe, this man and beast actually still retain the last bit of sanity, and they never hit the shared wall of the next class in the process, otherwise, maybe they will really get their lives.
As for the classroom......
I also know that the two fought so fiercely that the two girls had of course run away a long time ago.
What can I do if I don't run? Stay here and be a 'flower and grass'?
No one can be so stupid.
Therefore, a miracle was born, such a great destructive power, and when one man and one beast locked each other with ground grappling skills, and finally stopped, except for a few unlucky ghosts in the next class who were covered in blood from the splashing bricks, no one went to see God.
Zero mortality!
Looking at it at this time, in the previous big brawl, the two 'people' can be said to be on an equal footing, regardless of the differences.
For this result, Zhang Qian, who 'monitored' the whole process, had already expected.
To be reasonable, Pete Parker has a maximum output of about twenty or thirty tons since his mutation, and he can directly carry a large container truck, and his agility level is about twice as fast as that of the Hulk, which is a very fierce little monster, and his combat power is close to one hundred.
Such a spider-man should have a great chance of winning, but the opponent is not a vegetarian.
Teddy Robin inherited Zhang Qian's physique and part of the fighting memory.
Note that this is not an exaggeration, it really almost completely replicates Zhang Qian's current physical strength!
But unfortunately, Teddy did not inherit the internal force and the realm of transportation capacity after all.
Therefore, to be honest, relying on this kind of innate martial artist's passively upgraded physical body level, in terms of unit volume output, it is actually several times weaker than the other party.
This is very understandable, after all, Zhang Qian is an outgoing congenital, not an introverted master like the Huoyun Evil God who blesses his body, and is indeed several times weaker than the mutant Spider-Man simply compared to the strength of the physical body.
Fortunately, Teddy Robin's tonnage is seven times that of Little Spider, and he was finally able to close the power gap between the two sides.
In this way, the monkey and the spider compete in terms of strength and speed, and they are almost at the same level.
Coincidentally, both of them have no fighting skills, and their instincts are still very strong.
Needless to say, Peter, Taekwondo, Karate, Judo, Muay Thai, Kung Fu...... , that's nothing, purely by the instinct of a powerful spider;
Teddy Robin originally inherited some of Dr. Zhang's fighting memories, but these were not turned into instinct by it after all, it was just like talking on paper, and it was useless.
Later, after its beastly nature became large, it also relied entirely on the primitive instincts of the beasts' innate strength.
This can't understand that the two 'people' fought each other, and in the end, they ended up in a draw.
......
"Ahem, I said that you two are enough, you dare to fight in front of the teacher, be careful that I hit the palm of your hand. β
Professor Zhang didn't know when he went back upstairs, standing at the end of the corridor, and said righteously.
Seeing that the two were still entangled, they had no intention of letting go.
Yo, is this not giving face?
He was not annoyed, he smiled and flicked his fingers with his backhand, and immediately two shiny 'balls' flew out from between his fingers, and pasted on Peter and Teddy's chests with lightning speed.
Wow......
Wow......
The two orbs disappeared in a flash, like phantoms.
However, the consequences are severe.
The two little monsters locked together suddenly trembled, almost making feces and urine flow.
These two are also wronged, and they are bitter in their hearts: You are so terrifying, how dare I be disobedient, it is clear that I have been entangled for a long time, and my hands are numb...... Dry, unlucky.
Well, it is true that he has wronged the two of them, Peter will never forget the silver, water-tank-thick fingers half a month ago, not to mention Teddy, who surrendered to Zhang Qian from the deep layers of genes.
Therefore, with these two goods, they dare not be disobedient if they have ten guts.
Oh, the professor actually knows, but he just pretends not to know, otherwise he has to find another excuse to teach them both, wouldn't it be a waste of brain cells?
There is no doubt that the two balls that Zhang Qian popped out before were of course highly condensed plasma balls.
Don't look at them as inconspicuous, as if they are just two marbles, in fact, each grain contains about half a kilowatt-hour of electricity, which is enough to cook two eggs.
Such a highly condensed particle cluster, the internal and external potential pressure is super high, and it can be released in an instant within 0.001 seconds, and hitting the world boxing champion can make the opponent count on time......
This drastic method is now being used by him to physically punish students, and he is not merciless.
stained, with this unscrupulous professor, these students will be miserable next, and they may not be wronged.
Well, it's not that scary, actually.
Zhang Qian also watches people cook, and he currently has no plans to become a villain boss, in fact, he is still a bit measured.
You see, isn't there nothing to do with one man and one beast?
In the ruins, after the static electricity was exhausted, Teddy Robin and Peter Parker hurriedly got up, each clutching his chest and quickly avoiding the other, for fear that he would be rewarded with two more beads by the professor if he was slow.
At this moment, to this extent, those teachers and students in the school are not dead, of course, everyone already knew that there were two non-humans playing with their lives here, and they didn't come just now, but they were just afraid of harming the pond fish, and when the movement stopped, a large number of people couldn't help but come forward to watch, and then condemned.
At this time, the words are a little ugly.
The students are okay, most of them dare not speak out, they are afraid of being retaliated against by two non-humans.
Some teachers are different, relying on their special status, they began to be angry with their boldness, and in a few words they have already talked about the extent of expelling the two perpetrators.
Things seem to be a big deal, what should I do?
Oh, there is nothing that Zhang Qian is unfair.
In this relatively simple scientific world, his 'group mentally handicapped aura' is invincible, it is simply cheating, and he only uses a few words to 'appease' everyone's anger.
Other teachers were defeated by Professor Zhang's 'eloquence', and finally, the incident was characterized as two students with excess hormones fighting and fighting, which had an extremely bad impact.
Therefore, it was decided to impose heavy penalties: 1) sending bills, 2) demerit demerits, and 3) staying in class for one month after class, responsible for cleaning the public bath, boys' toilets, corridors, and classrooms of the class.
That is, each side plays 50 boards.
......
Five minutes later, the school was green, and Professor Zhang's class started as usual.
At this time, Zhang Qian was not there, leaving about 30 students sitting on the ground.
The professor went to get the equipment, because the class hadn't started yet, and everyone couldn't help but whisper.
At this time, Peter did not speak to anyone else, he was holding a bill in his hand, and he looked confused.
It's not about being fretted about sky-high fines.
Yes, the $100,000 fine bill is a lot of money, but he can afford it and thinks it should be.
What makes Peter confused is, why does the teacher and classmates seem to have dropped their IQ today?
'There was such a big incident, and I didn't call the parents...... Ahem, the point is, this is too light, isn't it? β
As we can see, it seems that the little spider is born with a heroic character, and after Captain America, he is also immune to Zhang Qian's group retardation, and finally realizes that there is something wrong with it.
This person is also a man of action, and he has doubts in his heart, so he immediately asked, and quietly poked the fat child sitting in front of him with his hand, and ...... After being convulsed by electricity, he forced a breath and asked, "Lei, do you think Professor Zhang really knows 'brainwashing and evil arts'?"
"Who did you listen to?"
Seeing that the other party was so hard, Xiao Chubby Dun actually dared to touch himself with his bare hands, and he didn't say a word when he was electrified, so he had to secretly admire it, so he also gave face to his crooked little head and thought seriously for a while, and said seriously: "Yes." ...... Right?"
"Hey, I don't understand what you're saying, will it or won't?"
"Oh, that's a question, I'll have to ask my dad before I can say it. β
"Then you hurry up and ask. By the way, I see that you are slick and don't seem to have a phone with you, do you want to borrow it from me?"
"No, my dad is going to get the equipment, I'll be back later, soon." β
β......γ β
The little spider suddenly reacted, and looked at the child with strange eyes: "Don't tell me that you are Professor Zhang's son." β
The little fat man opened his short hand and spread it: "The facts cannot be changed." β
"Damn, I wouldn't have asked you if I knew it (miserable...... οΌγ β
"Why??~, don't worry, as a secret between friends, I won't tell my dad. β
(Patted on the shoulder, snapped, smack...) οΌ...... , take you to hi after school. β
"Uh-huh, okay, Dad said let me make more friends, and I'll see you later. β
"So you used to ...... Stained, you're pathetic, brother. Well, there is a presumptuous saying that I don't know whether to ask or not, you are not a three-year-old like you look like you look, right?"
"Of course not!"
"That's good, I'll just say that you don't talk like a baby, I recognize your brother, no matter how big or small, I'll take you to do a live broadcast. β
"Uh-huh. β
Here, Spider-Man has just made an unusual friend, and on the other side, Teddy Robin seems to have found a soulmate, and is having a good chat with a big guy.
"Woo ......"
"Your name is Teddy?...... Okay, I see, Robin. The big man pointed to his nose, his lips exaggeratedly deformed, "My name is Steven, my friends call me that, and you can call me that." β
"Woo woo woo...... (Don't be a finger-pointer, Lao Tzu just can't speak, not mentally retarded!)"
"You don't like me than the action? Okay. ...... Actually, I admire you very much, you can beat Spider-Man to a fart and pee, you are definitely a man, I have been trying to do it for a long time, but unfortunately I can't beat it. β
Speaking of this, Steven whispered: "Secretly tell you, in fact, I am a lucky customer of Company T's prize event a few days ago, and I have been injected with 'demuscle-depleting demuscles'...... What kind of eyes do you have? I don't have AIDS...... So, you may not know, according to that principle, I am at least ten times more effective than others! When I develop the world's number one muscle, hum, when the time comes, Peter will look good......
"Woo woo woo ...... (You stupid hat, this thing is from our family, can I not know? Just tell me if you want, there are good things.) I heard that there is a thing that can grow its body all the time, and grow taller...... οΌβ
"Do you have something for me? Thank you so much. But can you state in advance that you don't send a female orangutan...... Wow, man, calm down, just kidding. β
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