Chapter 144: Visiting Professor
In the classroom, a huge silverback gorilla of more than 700 pounds patted its chest wildly, pursed its lips and whined, and it seemed that the consequences were serious.
With the overreaction of a timid girl, there was chaos all of a sudden, and the whole classroom was turned upside down.
Many girls jumped and squeezed backwards, as did a few timid boys, as if they were running slowly, and they would be pounced on and torn apart by the terrifying beast in front of them.
...... God, at least three inches of fangs! You're not afraid of you? If you are bitten by such a monster, you can still survive?
It's scary!
Don't blame them for being timid, this reaction is normal, after all, watching the beasts through various safety fences in the zoo, and facing each other without isolation measures are two concepts.
The former will be amazing and feel funny, the latter will be terrifying, and all that is left is fear.
Of course, there were some bold and rational boys at the scene who were not afraid at all, but they were afraid that the world would not be chaotic, and they slapped the table with both hands, and roared and screamed, strengthening the terrifying atmosphere.
As a result, those classmates who could barely maintain their composure couldn't sit still, screamed, jumped up, and also joined the ranks of the escape.
It's messed up, everything is messed up.
All kinds of hysterical shouts, arrogant and smug laughter, sudden high-pitched voices that are trampled on by high heels, and muffled grunts that are squeezed to the point of almost peeing out......
In short, the high-pitched female voice is intertwined with the male voice during the voice change period, and it is called everything.
"Woo woo (fourth tone)!woo woo woo! woo ~ ......"
You're still called ......
"Ah~!Don't squeeze me, let me go first!"
"Stinky, you squeezed me first! Look at my high heels are dirty with you!"
"You dare to call me a bitch?! You don't want Bilian's slut! I can see through you, don't play with me in the future!"
Oh, it's really a tribulation to see people's hearts, and the boat of friendship will capsize.
When the sisters were in a state of infighting, there were big guys on the side who coaxed: "Haha, Dorothy run, slow down the chimpanzee will catch you back and top the circle, hahaha!"
"Dunst, you bastard!"
"Calm down, calm down, give me peace—— give me! shut up!!"
The noisy classroom was finally stopped by Ms. Jenny's roar of a Hedong lion.
With the prestige she has established for a long time, the little old lady seems to exude an invisible aura all over her body, covering all directions, and sweeping around with a straight face.
And it worked.
The students' fear of big monsters quickly turned into fear of the dean, and Teddy Robin could only rank second.
At this time, when most of the students are crowded into the back half of the classroom, the two students who are still sitting in their seats seem to stand out from the crowd, and it is difficult not to be noticed.
Ms. Jenny nodded: Well, this is the time of this time, those two stars in the school? Sure enough, a person's achievements can be seen from an early age.
She first affirmed Pete and a tall and strong male classmate, Steven, and then glared at the people behind her, focusing on the few male classmates who followed the coaxing, and waited for the autumn queen to settle the score.
Finally, the lady turned her head, glared helplessly at the teddy Robin, and said, "You, you, let me tell you what is good......? Forget it, I hope it won't bite like Professor Zhang said......"
The more Ms. Jenny spoke, the quieter she became, and she knew that she could not complain about the cowardice of the students, because she had experienced this situation a few hours before, and it was not much better than them.
To be honest, she was too lazy to take care of this matter, and she couldn't take care of it.
As the deputy director of teaching, of course, she knows the origin of several transfer students, and it is said that in order to arrange for a few of them to come in, her family members donated tens of millions of dollars to the school......
That's not tens of thousands, hundreds of thousands, it's tens of millions!
An ordinary national key middle school can receive tens of millions of donations, and the condition is only to place a few 'unconventional' transfer students, how can the principal refuse?
Of course not!
Both are 50 years old, and Ms. Jenny is deeply aware of the rules of the capitalist society.
The financier paid so much money, to put it mildly, just a girl, an orangutan, and a ghost, even if a few strange-shaped aliens were added, it would be no problem.
Now the situation is that people have already broken through the hearts of the gentlemen of the school council just by relying on the Jin Yuan offensive, not to mention that in order to let everyone down their guard, the world-famous Mr. Zhang is willing to vouch for his reputation, and ......
Thinking of this, Ms. Jenny, the Deputy Director of Education, said again: "Just now the first 'good news', now the second one, the good news is that a well-known gentleman will be stationed at Midtown Middle School as a visiting professor.
It is an honor for you to have the opportunity to listen to his teachings, so please cherish it.
Now, let's welcome this professor, who is the world-famous pioneer of artificial intelligence, a doctor of mechanical dynamics, the inventor and creator of a mature commercial nuclear fusion reactor, and a genetics expert - Zhang Qian, Dr. Zhang!
Let us welcome him with the warmest applause!"
Really?
The students were stunned, and many looked at each other in disbelief.
That Dr. Zhang, who is said to be tens of millions of dollars a minute, is actually willing to put down his body and come to be a stinky teacher?
Well, even if it's a visiting professor, that's really a great honor for Midtown High School.
The so-called same bread raises a hundred kinds of people, everyone's reaction is different, some come back to their senses faster, some are half a beat slower, at first, the applause is naturally sparse, and when everyone comes back to their senses, it gradually becomes an ensemble, and the applause is deafening.
Smack, smack......
Bang bang!
Bang Bang ......
"A warm welcome to ...... Zhang Professor?"
A fat 1/4 Asian man of black descent who was about to slap the horse with a sharp voice suddenly got stuck.
Who is this? Didn't you say that Professor Zhang was Asian? Why is he a white old man?
Ahem,,
Well, the person who came in was not Zhang Qian, but it would be wrong to say that he was a bad old man.
In fact, the man was only in his forties, not even a white beard, wearing a blue overalls, a peaked cap, and a universal wrench hanging from his belt, and was carrying a huge chair with the man behind him.
It turned out to be a staff member of an equipment company who specially sent special seats to several transfer students.
There are four people in total, two by two.
The first to come in was a 'giant desk' that was at least several times taller and thicker than normal desks and chairs, apparently for Teddy Robin;
Two more people in the back carried into a black round chair, which was also much larger than ordinary tables and chairs, a little taller, and looked very strange.
...... Well, if the nose is not mistaken, it smells like a brand new leather? And this shape is ...... How does it look like a Faraday cage?
Pete Parker saw that the strange chair was arranged in front of him, and his heart was puzzled, combined with the specially raised height of the seat surface, he couldn't help but glance at the translucent child in front of him, and his heart suddenly ...... It turns out that he is electrified?
Sure enough, he is one of the school-tying superheroes, and the little spider reacts quickly, and he really guessed it.
This chair was indeed specially designed by Zhang Qian for Xiao Chubbyun.
Although Zhang Xiaolei deliberately dissipates most of the power on his body in his daily life, and in the case of precautions, the leakage is usually not serious, but if he is not careful, it may be fine.
According to his minimum battery, it is enough to turn an adult over, and if the other party happens to be an unlucky ghost, it may not be possible to see God in minutes.
Now that Xiaopandun has been arranged to go to school, it is natural to take this into account.
Zhang Qian also knew that this kind of rudimentary Faraday cage could not effectively isolate power leakage, but there was no way to do it.
You can't add a lightning rod under the little fat man's seat, right?
To say that the method is useless is useful, it is useful, and it cannot be done.
That's completely sacrificing the life safety index of Chubby Dun and sacrificing himself for others.
Because once the electricity in his body is unloaded, the thin spiritual power that makes up his body will be damaged by other invisible radiation, so what else can he do.
So, that's all it takes.
In just three minutes, the two special chairs had been installed, and the four staff members nodded slightly to Ms. Jenny and quickly left.
At this time, the students remembered that there were only two special seats for the three transfer students?
Of course, Mary Jane is just an ordinary person after all, so naturally she doesn't have this honor, and there is no need for this, she can only wait for the teacher to arrange an ordinary seat.
On this side, before Ms. Jenny could figure out what to do, Teddy Robin, who was sitting in the wide chair, impatiently patted an empty stool next to her, and the other hand kept patting her chest, and her mouth was whining, obviously wanting the girl to sit beside her.
Mary's face couldn't help but flash with horror, a trace of disgust flashed in her eyes, and in the midst of her embarrassment, a handsome little guy came out to administer justice.
Peter stood up and said righteously, "Mary-san, you can sit behind me." ”
...... Hehe, Lao Tzu is the most disgusted bastard who forces girls' wills, even if you are a gorilla, you can't be an exception!
Met Peter's righteous eyes, Teddy Robin tucked the corners of his lips and squinted slightly.
One big and one small, one person and one beast, just started fighting in the air, and their eyes discharged each other.
...... Sample, just your dry fried bean sprouts, Master Robin, I'll hit ten! You give me care!
...... Hehe, the livestock who can't even speak, if it weren't for the teacher's face, I would call you beautiful now!
Zizi ......
Zizi ......
It seems that there is a sound of electric breakdown.
"Ahem, hello everyone, I'm Zhang Qian, as a visiting professor at Zhongzhong Middle School, I meet you for the first time,...... Who, little fat man, please put away your current. ”
cough, it turned out that it was the little chubby dubbing Zhang Xiaolei on the side, and after being taught a lesson by his father, he decisively put away the two arcs.
After all these twists and turns, now when they see Professor Zhang's deity, the students are already surprised and incompetent, and they only faintly 'oh' in their hearts, and say in their hearts: So this is Professor Zhang Qian? Sure enough, it is the same as I thought...... It's a little white face (big handsome guy)!
Zhang Qian was too lazy to sense the thoughts of these young boys and girls, when he came in, the students didn't react at all, there was no applause, no cheers, and no face at all.
However, he also knew that the applause had been remembered, and it was just given to a few migrant worker friends in advance.
Hey, he is not uncommon with the applause of a few little hairy children.
After introducing himself, Professor Zhang was about to start the class and knocked on the table: "I don't bother to let you introduce yourself one by one, it's a waste of time, now let's have the first special practical class, let's go, see you in the square." ”
With a wave of his hand, he walked out first.
Leaving a vote of students looking at each other, some people couldn't help but sigh: Sure enough, it is a figure of tens of millions of people in a minute, and Zhen Nyima is simply.
When the first class of students began to get up and walk out in an orderly manner, the transfer student Mary stopped the handsome guy from before: "Hi, classmate, hello, I'm Mary Jane, don't you want to tell me your name?"
"Uh, Peter Parker,...... Don't you really know me?"
In the face of such a flirtatious girl, the little boy Peter couldn't hold it anymore, he spoke heavily, and it seemed that he had unintentionally exposed the lie to the girl, and it was really a lonely life.
Fortunately, the girl didn't think of me at all, and still smiled: "Oh, actually, I know, but I want to hear it yourself." ”
"Hehe, huh?" Peter couldn't help but lower his head, touched his nose, and replied, "That's my honor." ”
"So, Mr. Parker, may I come with you?"
"One, together?"
Peter was a little confused, what does this mean?
Seeing that everyone was almost gone, the girl leaned over and whispered: "I am being oppressed by the evil forces and need to be saved by a righteous hero." ”
Mary was referring to Dr. Zhang Da, saying that Zhang Qian didn't know how to reach an unsavory deal with her adoptive father, and gave her custody and custody away.
What worries the girl is that the surname Zhang seems to have the meaning of matching herself with a certain animal......
She has no desire to cry or cry, does she have to marry someone who she has done once?
When Peter heard this, of course, he didn't think of the famous Dr. Zhang, the first thing he thought of was Teddy Robin himself.
Thinking of the rogue style of the silverback gorilla just now, the little spider directly determined the fact that the girl was persecuted by animals.
Well, this is also a mistake or a mistake, and it can be regarded as a correct guess, but it doesn't count the boss behind the scenes.
After thinking everything through, Peter immediately slapped his chest and promised, "Don't worry, I'll take care of your safety at school, and I guarantee that the gorilla won't move a single hair of your hair." ”
Mary saw that this Internet celebrity spider man was speaking very seriously, and couldn't help but feel a little hope in her heart, at this time, the other party was in her eyes, and immediately upgraded from a young little Internet celebrity to a very manly hero, and two red stars began to pop up under her eyes.
This pair of young people may be an alternative fate, they have a good impression of each other when they meet for the first time, and they are a little forgetful.
They didn't find that a certain wheat-skinned beauty also didn't leave until the end, and after seeing this situation, they couldn't help but have a seizure, deliberately cleared their throats, and said loudly: "Ahem, Peter, everyone is gone, when do you want to wait? Hurry up, don't ask Professor Zhang to wait for a long time." ”
"Oh oh, okay, right now. ”
Peter finally came to his senses, and was a bit of a Muggle in the face of the mutual hostility between the two goddesses, Liz and Mary.
Just as the two girls were smirking on the surface, but in fact they were despising each other, and the boy was at a loss, a chimpanzee messed in and woke them up.
Teddy Robin took advantage of everyone walking away, slipped back by himself, and as soon as he entered the door, he grabbed Mary and shook her head: "Woo woo woo (Lili, let's go together)!"
"You dead Teddy, you can't hurt Mary!"
"Woo woo woo
"Don't let go yet, if you don't let go again, I'll beat you!"
"Woo, woo!"
"Pete, danger, don't ......"
"Liz, let go, I'm going to do the right thing for heaven today......"
“......”
At the chaotic door, a little chubby dun was lying on the door frame, his eyes were skewed for a while, and he suddenly turned around and ran, his little short legs turned quickly, and he shouted: "Dad, Teddy and Spider-Man are fighting!"
Well?
It seems to have been lively.
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