Xu Fei asked himself to be a decent person, he didn't care about being so obscene, and besides, his current status was humble, even if he had that lust, he didn't have the guts.

Looking at the dress of the fairy in front of him, his status should not be very high, at most, he is the maid or messenger of the great immortal, no matter what background he is, he is far above Xu Fei, and has absolute power over life and death.

Even if she didn't offend her, she could find an excuse to kill Xu Fei casually, not to mention that someone had taken the handle, which was enough to kill Xu Fei 10,000 times.

"Give you a chance to choose, do you want to jump into the fairy dung tank yourself, or let me help you?"

"Dead pervert!" Of course, I can only muttered this in my heart, and if I make a sound, it will definitely not end well.

"Can I have any other choice? Metaphorically give me a knife and let me cut myself?" Xu Fei would rather wipe his neck and kill himself than drown in a dung pit.

"You are not qualified to bargain, the mortal was thrown into the dung pit by me and drowned, and you can't escape the palm of this fairy. Listening to this means, this fairy is really a bit psychopathic, and it is estimated that he is lonely for a long time, so he prefers to take pleasure in the lives of mortals.

Maybe this fairy has been planning for a long time, and in the name of passing by the toilet, he is actually here to kill people for fun, if this is the case, Xu Fei may not be able to escape this catastrophe.

The fairies in mythology are the embodiment of beauty and wisdom, how could there be such a vicious existence, Xu Fei began to wonder if he was dreaming.

"Ask the fairy to open up, and give the contemptible one more chance! If I die, it will be difficult to find someone to replace me for a while. "There is no other way but to beg bitterly, and perhaps the fairy will be so moved that she will suddenly change her mind.

"Hehe, if you die, there will be a new person coming, this one doesn't bother you as a lowly mortal to worry, hurry up, hurry up and die, this fairy is already impatient. The fairy seemed to be very excited, looking forward to seeing Xu Fei struggling in the dung pit.

But Xu Fei will not be willing to be caught, he will turn around and run downstairs, even if he can't escape, he has to fight, as a big man, he has to die a little backbone.

"Look at where you run, I don't believe that you can run the monk and run the temple. The fairy didn't immediately chase downstairs, but sat in the hall and waited for Xu Fei to send it back.

If he hadn't known the Land Immortal before, Xu Fei really didn't have any hope of escaping, and now he was not too desperate, as long as the fairy didn't chase after him, once he escaped to the Land Immortal, there might still be a little hope.

Running to the thatched hut of the land immortal in one breath, and hearing the sound of snoring coming from inside, he was much more down-to-earth, even if the fairy caught up at this time, he didn't dare to make a mistake at the gate of the great immortal.

Therefore, Xu Fei is safe for the time being, and he doesn't need the land immortal to come forward, as long as he stands here.

As everyone knows, the perverted fairy is still waiting for him at home, maybe she thinks that Xu Fei, a newcomer, has no backer and can't escape too far, and if he escapes to other immortal territory, he will die without a place to be buried.

As soon as I looked up, the subtitles above my head swiped the screen.

"Little brother, you are so lucky to see the fairy go to the toilet, even if it is worth dying. ”

"Run, sit down and negotiate directly, it's a big deal to make a promise. ”

"The upstairs is right, when a man can't be cowardly, go up and sleep with her directly, and promise to be obedient to you in the future. ”

"As a golden leftover girl, even if I am a pervert, I have a bottom line, I should sleep with my little brother first, and then throw it into the dung pit to make the best use of it, otherwise it will be a pity. ”

"Don't be so obscene with the brothers and sisters above, the little brothers are dying, and you don't help to think of some countermeasures, you know that you will gloat. ”

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Xu Fei stayed outside the hut like this, fell asleep as soon as he waited, and when he woke up, it was already early in the morning.

But the land lord is still sleeping, and it seems that this old man has this hobby.

The problem is that Xu Fei doesn't dare to go back at the moment, in case that fairy is still waiting for his life, then he has no way to escape, and the only way now is to hope to persuade the land immortal to come forward to protect him.

"Ugly boy, you are quite positive today, behave well, this immortal will definitely not treat you badly. "The land lord is really elusive, he was snoring a second ago, and he is already standing in front of Xu Fei at this moment.

"Land Immortal, ugly boy, I'm really not in the mood to tell you a story today, I'm afraid I'll never have a chance in the future, I'm here to say goodbye to you. ”

Xu Fei is very smart and knows how to exaggerate his own importance, and if he asks for help directly, it will inevitably make him lose his price.

The Great Immortal of the Land asked thoughtfully: "Aren't you afraid that I will punish you?"

Xu Fei said with a gloomy face: "I would be happy to look forward to the land immortal horse, but God will not bless me, soon I will be thrown into the immortal dung tank and drowned, I am afraid that I can only serve you in the next life." ”

"Oh, Ben Daxian understands, I didn't have time to remind you yesterday that you can appear in front of Ben Xian alive, it is already your creation. Hearing this means that the land immortal has the power of an unpredictable prophet.

Xu Fei didn't say anything, and continued to wait for the land immortal to continue.

"The fairy you met must be a beautiful fairy, this fairy is the flower fairy on the other side, the most vicious of the flower fairies, many mortals have died at the hands of this fairy, it is estimated that you will not live for a few days. The land immortal said with some schadenfreude.

Xu Fei never asked to come forward, and sighed sadly: "Then I can only accept my fate." ”

For the other side of the flower, this thing is originally a poisonous flower in the world, also known as Manzhu Sawa Hua, the flowers and leaves have toxins, a small amount of it has a curative effect, and too much intake will poison people.

The essence of this flower is poisonous, and if it is cultivated into refinement, it is naturally difficult to change its nature, and the mortal immortals who are locked by her will not die well.

It's just that Xu Fei couldn't understand why the fairy world would include such monsters, which was completely different from the legendary fairy world.

Seeing Xu Fei so depressed, the Great Immortal of the Land not only did not comfort him, but continued to threaten: "With the personality of this evil immortal, if you don't kill you, you will definitely not give up, it is estimated that you will not survive tonight, it is better to tell this immortal more stories about the world now, and I will help Lord Yama say good things when I go back, so that you can be reborn as a good family in the next life." ”

Xu Fei was originally full of hope that the Land Immortal would come forward, but he didn't know the style of the Land Immortal, the cultivation of the Land Immortal was very ordinary, and the reason why he could live for a long time in the Three Realms was because he was not nosy, and he would drill into the ground whenever he encountered something that offended people.

"Well, yesterday I told you a little bit about the history of the world war, so I'll tell you a story about the artifact in the world today. Xu Fei decided to use the story to whet the appetite of the land immortals, and he didn't believe that the land lord would not take the initiative to protect him.

Xu Fei began to tell the story.

From cold weapons to the birth of nuclear weapons, the whole process made the land immortals dumbfounded, and they didn't blink their eyes, for fear of missing the wonderful content.

When talking about nuclear weapons, Xu Fei stopped and stopped saying half a word.

Seeing that Xu Fei got up to leave, the land immortal hurriedly got up and stopped: "It's not too late for you to finish talking first and then go to reincarnation, don't be in such a hurry." ”

This old man just refused to go on the road, and he didn't say anything about coming forward to protect Xu Fei, which made Xu Fei, who had a dry mouth, want to die headlonging.

"I'm really sorry, I'm about to die, and I'm not in the mood to continue talking, it's better to die early and be reincarnated. Xu Fei ignored the obstruction of the land immortal and rushed away.

Xu Fei looked back as he ran back, but the old man never followed.

It depends on the situation, there is no drama, and the life in the fairy world is about to end before it has time to start.

When he cowered and ran to the dormitory building, the flower fairy on the other side was still sitting there, and his posture had not even changed, but there was one more person beside him, and this person was none other than the land fairy.

The faces of the two immortals were very calm, but their eyes were full of hostility, which was also a scene that Xu Fei was looking forward to, the stronger the hostility between the two, the more hope he had to live.

The flower fairy on the other side suddenly pointed at the land fairy and scolded angrily: "You old immortal, this fairy advises you not to meddle in your affairs, otherwise, you will know the consequences." ”

The land immortal smiled: "If you do too much injustice, you will kill yourself, if it weren't for a few law enforcement gods who went to prison, an evil immortal like you would have been wiped out long ago." ”

The land immortal is completely changed, and he is not afraid of the threat of the flower fairy on the other side, and if he continues like this, Xu Fei still has hope of being saved by him.

The flower fairy on the other side sneered: "Hehe, I'm just making fun of a mortal, why are you pointing fingers, and you don't weigh your short and frustrated virtues, get out of here if you know each other." ”

Xu Fei couldn't listen to it anymore, because the two great immortals were wasting their lips and tongues, if they were really powerful, they should do it with real knives and guns.

But Xu Fei couldn't intervene, so he could only wait for the result of the negotiation between the two.

Xu Fei, who was standing on the side, was very innocent, and seemed to have become a bargaining chip in the gambling game of the two, and whoever won would be the one who would.

The two immortals were in a stalemate for a long time, and they refused to give in at all, of course, they were all addicted to lip service.

The land immortal suddenly changed his previous attitude, and said softly: "Actually, why are you all fellow people in the immortal class, and you can't tear your face for a mortal, don't you say?"

Hearing that the attitude of the Great Immortal of the Land had changed so quickly, Xu Fei had an urge to rush up and beat him, but he didn't expect these immortals to be so fickle.

The flower fairy on the other side also put down her strong shelf, and her tone softened a little: "Well, this mortal peeps at the immortal to go to the toilet, ruins my reputation, and dies hundreds of times It is difficult to solve the hatred in the heart of the immortal, even if he sues the Jade Emperor, the immortal is not afraid." ”

Everyone knows in their hearts that the so-called voyeurism incident is a conspiracy, and it is a reasonable excuse for the flower fairy on the other side to make a reasonable excuse for herself to carry out perverted behavior, as she said, when she arrives at the Jade Emperor, Xu Fei is difficult to argue, not to mention that the Jade Emperor, who has all kinds of opportunities, will take the life and death of a mortal seriously.

"However, how about asking the fairy to give the old man a little face, let him live for ten days and a half more, and then return it to you when I run out?"

"It doesn't hurt to let him live for an extra month, I just hope that you, the old man, will stop blocking the way of this fairy, otherwise, don't blame me for turning my face and not recognizing people. ”