He turned around and looked at it for a long time without seeing anyone, and when he looked down slightly, he was so frightened that he staggered a few steps before he stabilized his figure.

Standing in front of him was a white-bearded old man, less than a meter tall, a big difference compared to his nearly two meters tall, so he didn't notice it at first.

Not only is this man short, but he is also quite ugly, with a forehead that is bigger than his face.

"It turned out to be a land immortal, the villain is offended, and I hope you are magnanimous!" Xu Fei hurriedly squatted down, lest his tall image touch the great immortal's pride.

Even if he deliberately squats, his height is a cut above the other party.

The legendary father-in-law of the land is the embodiment of amiability, the most duty, and the most loyal, of course, legends can only be legends, as for the land immortal in front of him, it seems a little weird.

The strange old man picked up his crutches and poked Xu Fei's head a few times, and said sharply: "Ugly boy, you can reclaim the land casually without the permission of this great immortal, this is a capital crime committed below, and you actually use an artifact as a hoe, this is even more of a capital crime." ”

First of all, Xu Fei was a little dissatisfied with Daxian when he said that he was ugly, even if he was ugly, he couldn't be ugly with this old man, and he was a veritable beautiful man in the world.

And then this trumped-up charge is even more unadmitted, according to reason, the range of this toilet within three zhang should belong to Xu Fei's territory.

As for this rusty Fang Tian painting halberd, Xu Fei didn't know, even if it was an artifact, would it still be illegal to use something in his own home?

However, Xu Fei can't fight with the other party at the moment, he can only retreat and advance, and seek perfection.

"Land Great Immortal, contemptible people come to the fairy world for the first time, they really don't understand the rules, please be merciful no matter what, and you will definitely repay it in the future." Xu Fei knelt down as he spoke, although he hesitated, but after all, he was facing an ancient ancestor, and it was reasonable to bow down.

Xu Fei raised his head slightly, and a message from the mortal audience appeared above his head:

"Well, the young man can bend and stretch, know how to respect the old and love the young, and send you a thumbs up. ”

"I'm so nervous, little brother must not die!"

"If you have the material, quickly run up and hug the thigh of the land lord, and don't let go even if you are killed. ”

"Grandpa Land is the kindest, bypass our protagonist!"

These messages from the audience can only be seen by Xu Fei, and he can also interact with the audience in real time, which means that as long as he performs well, there will be thousands of viewers behind him as his spiritual backing.

The land immortal stroked the white beard that was about to mop the floor, and his words softened a little: "Well, this great immortal doesn't want to embarrass you, a newcomer who has just ascended, and it won't do you any good if you are killed, the toilet here must be taken care of, otherwise this great immortal will not be able to sleep soundly." ”

The land immortal was also straightforward, and he explained the pros and cons in a few words, which relieved Xu Fei's nervous mood.

After thinking for a while, the Land Immortal continued: "However, this Great Immortal still can't forgive you, from now on, you must come over every day to tell stories to the Immortal, as long as this Great Immortal is happy, he may forgive you for the crimes you have committed." ”

This great immortal is also because he has been lonely for too long, and he has a strange temperament because he has been talking, which is reasonable, if he was an ordinary person, he would have gone crazy a long time ago.

This punishment is an additional benefit for Xu Fei, as long as he has a good relationship with the land immortal in the future, he can quickly gain a foothold here.

"The contemptible people must accept the punishment of the Great Immortal, but how to deal with this matter in front of him, I hope that the Great Immortal will make it clear!" Xu Fei wanted to get the personal promise of the Great Immortal of the Land, only in this way could he continue to cultivate this land.

The land immortal responded: "You can do it yourself, as long as you don't disturb the rest of the immortal, don't splash the feces of those old children everywhere, the smell is too bad." ”

"Thank you, Daxian, you are good to go, I will talk to you when I have time to go back. Xu Fei could only obey his words at this time, and he didn't dare to be disobedient at all.

Looking at the back of the old man leaving, Xu Fei was very glad in his heart, glad that he had met the legendary good immortal, if other immortals bumped into him, it would definitely be nine deaths.

Xu Fei was a little impatient to communicate with the Land Immortal, and only through the Land Immortal could he get a lot of information about the Immortal Realm.

After sending the tools home, I went to find the land fairy.

The residence of Land Daisen is not far from the toilet, about ten minutes away.

I thought that the residence of the Land Daxian would be very luxurious, but I didn't expect it to be as elegant as the toilet where Xu Fei worked, and the house of the Land Daxian was a thatched house built on the wasteland, and the house was very simple, except for a table of eight immortals, a bed, and a few chairs, there was nothing.

At this time, the land immortal was lying on the bed and falling asleep, Xu Fei didn't dare to disturb, so he could only stand at the door and wait.

He didn't feel bored waiting, but in the face of this situation, his thoughts were like a tide, and he never understood what the difference between such a high-ranking person would live in such a humble place and those beggars in the world who sat on the street and begged.

"Knock ......" There was a muffled sound, and Xu Fei hurriedly covered his head.

I don't know when the land immortal stood in front of him, and hit his head with a cane, fortunately, the force was not great, otherwise he would be knocked stupid if he was not knocked to death.

"Count your ugly boy acquaintance, you didn't disturb Ben Daxian to sleep, you are doing very well, I hope to continue to keep it up. Although the land immortal was smiling, it was difficult to see the change in his expression because his forehead was too big to cover his face.

A look up.

A large thumbs up gesture is displayed above the head.

People in the mortal world can watch the live broadcast through electronic devices, and at the same time, they can leave a message and like, the form of praise of the immortal in the fairy world is through divine consciousness, as long as he gets the praise of the great immortal from the heart, Xu Fei will get the like value.

After being invited into the hut, Xu Fei was a little restrained at first, but then he gradually adapted to it, and in the end, he talked about everything and chatted freely.

Xu Fei told the Land Immortal about many things in the world, and the Land Immortal also told Xu Fei about the situation in the fairy world.

Perhaps it is precisely because the immortals have been separated for too long that the powers of the immortal world want to imitate the form of live broadcasts in the mortal world, allowing mortals and immortals to communicate and make up for the lack of information and knowledge.

For tens of thousands of years, although there have been no major external enemies in the fairy world, there have been constant internal troubles, and they often use great immortals to provoke rebellion.

Many of those well-known gods in the past were either demoted to the mortal world or imprisoned in heaven because they violated the rules of heaven, including the famous Monkey King, Erlang God, and even Tota Li Tianwang were put in prison, and now there are few powerful generals left in the entire fairy world.

Listening to the father-in-law of the land, this time a group of mortals were recruited from the mortal world to serve in the fairy world, these mortals' current positions are very low, and they basically do the dirty work that the immortals are unwilling to do, and the so-called reality show may be a means to make up for human resources.

Xu Fei also learned an important piece of information from the land lord, that there was a group of workers in charge of repairing the palace houses nearby, and it was said that there were both men and women.

This side of the news is very important to Xu Fei, as long as the opportunity is ripe, he believes that he will definitely be able to meet them in the near future.

At the end of the day, when he was leaving, Xu Fei focused on the issue of food and clothing: "Great Immortal, may I ask how Heavenly Court solves the problem of eating and drinking for mortals?"

The Great Immortal of the Land responded: "This problem is all solved by yourself, it seems that you have never seen mortals who were starved to death, and they were executed for violating the rules of heaven." ”

"So what do you immortals usually eat?" Xu Fei asked curiously.

"It's no problem for the immortals not to eat or drink for a month, besides, there are a lot of immortal fruits in this fairy world, so if you want to eat them, you can pick some. ”

The great immortals are all cultivators, and eating and drinking are secondary issues to them, so they don't take it seriously at all.

Not eating or drinking, plus boredom, will naturally give rise to a lot of psychological problems, which is why some great gods will rebel.

Xu Fei is a mortal and does not have much range of activities, so it is impossible for him to cross the border to find immortal fruits to satisfy his hunger, so he still has to cultivate honestly.

It was almost dark, Xu Fei left the thatched hut of the land Daxian, and when he returned home, he didn't forget to take a look at his vegetable garden.

I don't know if I don't see it, and I was startled by it.

The seeds that have just been planted sprout in less than a day, and if this trend continues, fresh vegetables will be eaten within three days, which means that the problem of food and clothing is no longer a problem.

No matter at any time, all the time, as long as Xu Fei wants to know the audience's ratings, he only needs to look up slightly, and there will be subtitles displayed above his head.

"The little brother knows how to be self-reliant, which is quite good. ”

"This fairy world is really a good place with abundant aura, if only I could participate in this reality show, I will definitely be able to cultivate a great god. ”

"The vegetables grown in the fairy world must be nutritious, maybe if you eat too much, you can improve your cultivation, Dr. Xu is blessed, and he is really envious of others. ”

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Seeing these messages, Xu Fei was very relieved, and he didn't feel too lonely.

In the past few days, I can only take dragon sprouts and lark vines to satisfy my hunger, and I have been hungry until now after eating some yesterday, which means that the flowers and plants here are all treasures.

And after eating these two herbs, Xu Fei felt relaxed after diarrhea in the morning, obviously excreting the toxins that had accumulated in his body for many years, and his body would definitely change significantly in the long run.

Even if there is no big problem with survival at the moment, he still can't relax in his work, and before going to bed, he feels that he should go to the toilet to see if he needs to clean up, only then can he sleep peacefully.

The toilet at the man's fairy house is fine, it has not been used, and it does not need to be flushed.

When he walked into the toilet of the fairy's house, before he could look, he was hit by a strong wind, and the whole person floated up and hit the wall hard.

In a trance, he seemed to see a white shadow squatting inside, and realized that he might have bumped into the fairy who was going to the toilet, and he was knocked unconscious before he could avoid it.

The fainting was only temporary, and he woke up again after a few seconds, but because of the sound of approaching footsteps, he didn't dare to open his eyes and continued to pretend to be asleep, no matter what the other party wanted to do to him, he could only bear it silently.

The footsteps suddenly came close and far away, and Xu Fei's heart beat violently, until he was completely quiet, and he didn't open his eyes and get up.

He didn't dare to go in any way, turned around and ran upstairs, and before he could stand still, he was knocked to the ground by a strong force.

As soon as he looked up, he saw a fairy in white sitting on the hall, and the murderous aura on her face couldn't hide her peerless beauty, Xu Fei almost swallowed when he saw it, but he still calmed down, because he might face cruel punishment next.

"This fairy, may I ask what you are doing?" Xu Fei spoke in a very small voice, so small that he almost couldn't hear it.

"Bold mortals, dare to peek at this fairy going to the toilet, if you don't kill you today, how can this fairy have the face to face all the immortals. Despite the murderous intent in her words, it is certain that she hesitated, otherwise she would have done it a long time ago, and there was no need to waste her lips here.

"I didn't see anything just now, and I was knocked unconscious before I could see it, and I asked the fairy to raise his noble hand. Xu Fei has always been worried that this scene will happen, and he is always vigilant, but he didn't expect to fall into trouble after less than a day of work, he was really afraid of something.

If you see something you shouldn't see, you will admit it, but you lose your life without seeing anything, it's too wronged, and you won't be willing to die.