"Be sure to listen to me, Dad, it's not what you see, you may not believe it, it's the barrels that made the first move!"

"Oh? is that the first thing you say when you wake up, do you mean they blew themselves up?"

At noon, a fire and cauldron were set up on the balcony of the lakeside villa, and Su Wen was concentrating on pouring carrots and spices into the pot, and at the same time absentmindedly echoed Xiao Shi in the pot.

Beside him, there is a "Slime Cooking Guide" that is opened face down, and the cover is a plate of slimes with braised meat sauce that looks delicious.

"Yes, yes, the round barrels suddenly moved on their own for some reason, and they piled up in the pool, and the wine overflowed. I thought this was going to happen, so I was going to put them back in their place, but as soon as I moved, I found that the barrels were running around as if they had come to life, so I chased them, but as soon as they were touched, they exploded, and I don't remember what happened next......"

"And what about your elite proliferators?"

"Uh, I don't know. ”

"Could it be that the proliferators hatched when you were drunk, and then because you wanted to keep drinking, they ran to help you find more wine, and you said that the barrels were moving on their own wasn't actually a drunken hallucination, but the propalists that were carrying the barrels?"

"Yes, yes, it must be!"

"And then you crush them along with the barrels and devour them all, right? ”

“！！”

Xiao Shi was like being struck by lightning, and then burst into tears.

"Woo woo woo, my children, you died so miserably!"

"Mind putting more salt?"

"So I'm already so pitiful, don't cook me, Dad!"

"It's impossible, you can make a plate of snacks today. ”

“QAQ！”

Su Wen sneered: "Don't be cute and cry miserably, it's almost visual fatigue, and a mass of Xiang-like things makes a loud sound, to be honest, it's quite disgusting." ”

"So what!"

The slime in the pot seemed to suddenly come to its senses, and moved quickly, burrowing half of its body out of the hot water, and then slowly turning into a half-transparent humanoid silhouette. Judging from the outline, this should be the form of a young girl, with a concave and convex curve on the upper body, and even delicate facial features on the face, but because the hair strands cannot be simulated, it is connected to the body, like gummy.

"You seem to have misunderstood my words, and even if you take on a human form, I won't be soft on you. And where did you go with that sadness just now?"

Xiao Shi didn't seem to be in the mood to talk about it, he just grabbed the edge of the pot that began to emit steam, lowered his head and said in a somewhat depressed voice: "There is no misunderstanding, it's just that I sent my own child to be cannon fodder or something, if you think about it carefully, it still doesn't work." Dad, you can change your request, no matter what kind of trick and posture you have, you can accept it, but don't let me lay eggs for the sake of fighting anymore. ”

Su Wen stopped his hand chopping vegetables and asked, "Then you tell me, apart from this and becoming an ingredient, what else is valuable to me about your waste wood?"

"I ......"

Xiao Shi muttered dissatisfiedly: "Really, don't you understand that it's all hinted at this?I can make you very comfortable, Dad, in addition to constantly laying eggs, many undead lords often do that kind of thing to the slime mother." Because we can change into all kinds of forms, not only can we enter everywhere, but we can also freely adjust the degree of firmness, and even control the folds and suction, which not even a succubus can ...... Ahh

"I'm not asking about the value of being an RBQ, but I have a good idea, I heard that your vitality is very tenacious, no matter how hard you suffer, it will be difficult to die? Since you don't want the propaneurs to become cannon fodder, then I'll satisfy you, but only if you need to go to the front line in place of them, and call them cannon fodder that can be used repeatedly, for the sake of the 'children', you should be ready to be conscious, right?"

"Spare Xiao Shi, Xiao Shi is just a poor girl who is only nine years old!"

"There is no point in begging for mercy. ”

"Then even if my Xiaoshi is burned to death, I will not agree to such an excessive request!"

"It looks like you're ready to be the staple of this meal, and I hope you'll have a good time in my stomach and enjoy the process of turning food into feces. ”

......

......

An hour later.

Xiao Shi sat at the table and took a big sip of steaming broth, which was indeed made from that pot, but the main ingredient was replaced by high-grade beef.

"It smells so good. ”

She was satisfied.

Su Wen on the other side glanced at it, staring at the flow of broth in the transparent body, only to see that they did not spread, but were wrapped in something like bubbles, flowing into the deep part of the body, about the stomach. The broth has not even been chewed in any way, and the ingredients inside are clearly visible, no different from when they were first cooked, as if they were transferred from one place to another.

"You're not going to change back?"

Su Wen asked.

"I can clearly feel that my father's attitude towards me has eased a lot after I became human, so of course I don't plan to change to the same way. ”

"Joke, you think I'm going to be the kind of superficial ......"

"Yes, you are, Dad, if I'm not mistaken, you must be fantasizing about me in a maid's costume right now. ”

“！”

Xiao Shi said proudly: "Think about it, the simple and capable trimmed long skirt, the black and white texture, the pockets that are not gorgeous but practical, and the shirt that has faded but is clean because it has been washed many times, if such a perfect match is placed on me who can change my figure and appearance at will, what a perfect choice it would be!"

"Don't say it, I ......"

"Hmph, I'm not wrong at all, right?"

"How do you know what I'm thinking!"

Xiao Shi straightened his waist and said with his head held high: "Knowing my father, I have been secretly observing my father for so long, and I have long known my father's habits and preferences, as long as I look at it, I can read what you are thinking." Don't worry, I'll be obsessed with my dad for the rest of my days. ”

"So, why didn't you change into your current form before?"

"Uh-uh, it's because ......"

Su Wen smiled intriguingly: "Because it can't be done, right? The current situation is that you have already designed it, using the essence of several tons of red wine to improve your ability level, and then appearing in front of me in human form, from the very beginning, you never planned to let your proliferator go to the battlefield, and the promise to me before was just an excuse to allow yourself to absorb energy, I was right." ”

"No, no, no, no. ”

"In that case, I'll also make you want to die, I hope you're ready to become reusable cannon fodder, and if you're full, I'll take you to see your new equipment now. ”

"Well, Dad, please be gentle with me......"

Xiao Shi thought about it, and finally accepted his fate.

"By the way, another bowl!"

......

After lunch, Su Wen took Xiao Shi to the underground test site.

The test site, 200 meters directly below the lakeside villa, was violently excavated overnight a few days ago, and uses a high-density alloy protective structure that will not make any movement on the ground even if a nuclear explosion is carried out. And this is the hinterland of Mtase City, and no one will come to disturb it for thousands of meters around, let alone worry that the entrance will be exposed, so Su Wen intends to use this test site as the first long-term private station.

From entering the lakeside villa to reaching the entrance of the test site with the help of a vertical elevator, Xiao Shi is like a curious baby who has seen the world for the first time, and remains curious about everything in front of him.

"Dad, this round right hand and right foot thing on the ground is so cute, it seems to be patrolling everywhere, is it a new breed of puppy!"

"Guess. ”

"Daddy, this kind of sleek and glowing wall is so beautiful, please make sure to set it up for my bedroom like this!"

"Didn't plan to give you a bedroom. ”

"Dad, aren't we going to see new equipment, why do you want to go into this small room, Dad, do you want to ...... Xiao Shi I see, I'll try to make Daddy happy!"

"Don't post it. ”

"It's moving, it's moving...... It's so intense, Xiao Shi's body is about to fly!"

"It's just a speeding down, shut up. ”

It wasn't until the elevator door opened and the lights in front of him lit up one after another that Xiao Shi beside Su Wen finally put away his chattering and looked ahead with wide eyes, as if he was shocked by the scene that came into view.

It was a long passageway, and on either side of the road stood two rows of various individual armor, and behind them were mountains of matching weapons. Further down the passage lies a slender and huge machine like a falcon, and beneath its wings are several heavy chariots of different shapes, but all of them look like steel behemoths.

Such a grand scene, even if you don't know what they are, if you see it at first glance, you can only feel the amazement from the bottom of your heart.

When Lucius first came here, his reaction was similar to that of Xiao Shi.

"Are these armor?"

"Sort of. ”

"Is it for Xiao Shi!"

"Originally, it was intended for your proliferator, but now it doesn't seem to be so much, since it's only you, you have to choose the best to make the most of it. ”

"Oh!

"Come with me, your share is ready. ”

Su Wen took Xiao Shi through the passage and came to a warehouse recess near the end, where a simple robe was quietly hung on the equipment rack, although it had a decorative texture on it, but compared to the majestic iron bumps around it, it seemed to be an ordinary piece of clothing.

"This will be your clothes from now on. ”

"Huh?"

"What's the disappointment on your face, do you think it's inferior to the armor around you, don't be fooled by the appearance of things, although those armors are good-looking, most of them are standard nano suits at the level of miscellaneous fish, and they can also block ordinary rifle bullets, and even the old anti-materiel weapons may pose a deadly threat to them. The piece of tactical armor in front of you is a special tactical armor of the Republic of Dein, and the people who can use it are agents with noble missions, and this dress will often become a companion to accompany them throughout their lives, and it is overkill to use it on you. ”

"I don't understand what you're talking about, but it must be amazing, right? ”

Su Wen nodded: "Its biggest feature is that no matter how it is detected, it is a completely ordinary piece of clothing, and it will not attract any attention anywhere, but in fact, this is just an illusion simulated by its use of optics and particle reflection." In fact, it is no less protective than most of the armor around it, and it also carries valuable proton bombs capable of launching devastating attacks by surprise. ”

"Bomb!"

"That's right, it only takes a button to detonate, and the burst of high-density protons is enough to destroy everything within a 500-meter radius of the surrounding area. ”

"That's amazing!"

"It's not the most powerful, the most powerful is here. Su Wen said, a knowing smile on his face, "That is, the camouflage of this armor can change shape, in other words, it can change into a variety of different clothes, from formal clothes to casual clothes or work clothes." ”

At the same time, Su Wen put his hand on the simple robe, only to see that its surroundings suddenly twisted briefly, and then its original appearance ceased to exist. Instead, it is a neat, black and white, clean maid outfit, with a hair ring, gloves, bow belt and boots all complete with a complete maid outfit, which looks both decent and rigorous, and a little more noble and elegant.

"Here, put it on. ”

(End of chapter)