Perhaps due to the influence of red wine, today's Xiao Shi is completely different from the water balloon at the beginning, not only has its body become about 1.6 meters tall and physical, but the whole body has become a purple-red transparent like grape pudding, which will give people the illusion of being delicious at first glance. In addition, its facial features are not as delicate as humans, but they are not aesthetically deviant, as if they deliberately give people a feeling that although they are not very stunning, they are very attractive and can't be hated.

Because of this, when such a humanoid slime wears a maid costume, not only does it not look weird because of its translucent body, but it reveals well-behaved and cute everywhere.

"How's it going, Dad, is it pretty?"

Unlike Lyticia's resistance and grief when she was asked by Su Wen to wear a maid costume for the first time, Xiao Shi triumphantly turned around in place, and then put on a ** posture, leaned under Su Wen's nose and looked up and asked.

She deliberately got very close to Su Wen, so that the latter's neck could feel a refreshing coolness even through the air.

And Su Wen didn't answer directly, because at this time any words seemed pale and weak, he just looked at Xiao Shi for a long time like admiring a work of art, and then stretched out a thumbs up to it.

"Promise me not to take it off. ”

Su Wen said.

Xiao Shi almost didn't think about it, and his heart was excited: "Of course, Dad, it is Xiao Shi's greatest wish to make you happy, as long as Dad is happy, Xiao Shi will wear it for the rest of his life, it doesn't matter, after all, this is the first gift Dad gave me!"

"Then it's decided, and you won't be allowed to take it off until the end of your life. ”

"Oh!"

Seeing that Xiao Shi was so motivated, Su Wen was satisfied and said: "Then I will briefly introduce to you the combat function of this armor, first follow me to the test site, and only then can I use it there." ”

"Yes, Dad, you just mentioned the explosion, does that mean that this suit has a fireball or something like that? ”

"That's right, and it's many times stronger than the fireball technique, but it's a pity that because of the limitations of concealment, only one can be carried, but one is completely enough. ”

"Eh, it's more like a killer weapon to say this, but this kind of attack can't always be used casually, so what kind of weapon does Xiao Shi usually use? To say in advance, Xiao Shi has neither magic nor great power, in fact...... I'm not good at fighting, but if I can, I still hope to be a father's little baby......"

"Oh, you don't have to worry about this, the conventional weapon is ready to use, the operation is simple, and there is no need for any magic foundation. As for the question of strength, don't worry, now that you move your body, do you feel as light as a swallow and can kill a cow at any time?"

Xiao Shi did so, and she rubbed awkwardly as if she hadn't fully adapted to her body when she had just turned into a humanoid form, and then jumped up half a meter high.

“!！”

Xiao Shi, who landed on the ground, staggered for a moment, and then his eyes lit up: "It's so amazing, is it all the credit of this maid costume!"

"Yes, the next thing is weapons, I'll find out if there's anything that suits you better......"

"Sure enough, do you still want to fight, in fact, what Xiao Shi is most afraid of is fighting, but since he promised his father, there is no way. If you have to choose, please give Xiao Shi a beautiful staff, preferably made of mahogany, inlaid with a magic array that can shoot a lot of arcane missiles in a 'biu'. ”

It was only in her chattering words that Su Wen seemed to have made a decision, and then took out a metal behemoth with 6 pipes from his pocket.

"Well, that's it. He handed the thing in his hand to the stunned Xiao Shi and said: "It's called the Improved Pulse Gatling, it can fire 120 heavy Magnum bullets per second, and it can instantly burst out with absolute suppressive firepower in strafing mode, a person is like a thousand horses, much better than any staff." By the way, there are also ammunition boxes with 10,000 rounds each, and you can hang them on both sides of your body when you use them, and the light ones weigh more than 300 kilograms each. ”

Xiao Shi stared directly at the metal monster and ammunition box that were vaguely larger than her reminder, with a ghostly expression.

"Dad, are you serious, although I've never seen this thing, it's definitely not for girls, it's too strange for me to carry it in such a costume......"

"That's a bad statement, I'm afraid you don't understand, the maid outfit and the steel torrent are obviously the best match. I've got a few anti-tank rocket launchers to hand over to you in a moment, but don't worry about it yet, try out the special abilities of this suit first, that's the main purpose of bringing you here - look, we're here. ”

Su Wen said, pushing open the half-meter-thick steel gate, the second gate, then the third, the fourth, until the fifth gate, which looked slightly deformed, slowly opened, and finally saw the so-called test site.

What came into view was a pitch-black space, where there was nothing, including lights, until Su Wen took out the searchlight drone and released it to the top of the space, which barely illuminated a part of the area.

The walls were made of alloy on all sides, and the walls were full of irregular dents and craters, some of which were sunk into them to a depth of nearly ten meters, which at first glance looked like the blood basins of monsters, while others seemed to use extreme force to cut the edges and corners of the walls and press them smooth as mirrors. It looks like it's been through countless devastating disasters, and there seems to be a strong smell of destruction in the air.

"Daddy, here'......"

"As you can see, the testing ground for all kinds of weapons, the metal under your feet and around you is made of high-strength alloys, but unfortunately I haven't been able to get too much Mandela plating right now, and that kind of indestructible thing is too expensive, otherwise it wouldn't be as embarrassing as you see. ”

"Eh, what should Xiao Shi do? ”

"First of all, do you see the second button on the inside of your clothes, that button is the trigger button of the ultimate weapon, you only need to crush it, and the proton bomb hidden inside the armor will be activated, this time because it is an experimental release, mainly to familiarize you with the operation, so I used a weakened version of the bomb, which is only one-tenth of the original power, but it is definitely not to be underestimated. ”

Xiao Shi quickly said: "Find, find, just press it like this, where should I aim?"

But there was no answer to this, and when she raised her head, she found that Su Wen had already fled far away, and was now looking forward to the other end of the test site fifty meters away.

“？？”

Xiao Shi seems to have finally realized something.

"Dad, shouldn't this bomb up with me?"

"Hey, I thought you already knew, why didn't you react now. This thing is a self-detonating artifact, when the Republic of Dein went to war with Sakurajima, countless super soldiers wore it to infiltrate the colony of Sakurajima's star field, shouting long live and returning to the west with hundreds of people, I don't know how much damage it brought to Sakurajima. ”

"Unbelievable!" Xiao Shi's whole body trembled because of anger, and he made a strong accusation against Su Wen, "So you were teasing me with a maid outfit and a weapon just now! After all, it's not that you want to bully Xiao Shi with new tricks, Dad, you are so hateful!"

"What nonsense are you talking about, I've made it clear from the very beginning, you're going to be used as reusable cannon fodder, but you're such a wastewood, you don't know magic or great power, and you don't have the foundation to fly fighter jets and individual combat mechs, if you're willing to hand over the breeders to me, it's too laborious and cost-effective to be the only one you have. So you tell me, if you don't blow yourself up, don't you even have the qualifications to become cannon fodder?"

"But ......"

Xiao Shi seemed to have a full stomach and didn't know where to start vomiting, and struggled for a long time before finally sorting out his thinking.

"This is your favorite maid outfit, here is the maid who amazes you! You have already shown that expression just now, why can you still say something like let me blow myself up without hesitation!"

"Because you're very suitable, don't you think this setting is very emotional, a slime armed maid who is good at self-detonation?"

"You're sick!"

"It's useless to talk more, since you don't want to, then I'll help you through remote control?"

"Wait ......"

It turns out that Su Wen is really a doer, as soon as his words fell, the frightened Xiao Shi had time to utter half a syllable, and the whole person instantly burst out into a violent and silent white light all around.

In an instant, the high-energy proton stream covered almost the entire test site, and when the light disappeared, I saw that the surrounding uneven ground and walls were covered with a thick layer of burnt black. The terrain seemed to have softened a lot, and some of the obvious edges and corners had even disappeared, and they had been destroyed by the great energy, and had long since turned into a charred part of the wall.

However, in the middle of the explosion, the armor in the form of a maid's costume looked unscathed, not even wrinkled, and ......

Su Wen turned on the ejection device, and instantly came to the center of the explosion that was still filled with metal, and then looked at the special armor with great interest, and the shapeless slime inside it.

He smiled with interest: "I have a Mandela coating on the armor, and it is a matter of course that this level of proton flow cannot cause effective damage. So how do you manage to keep your dragon from turning to ashes under an explosion where even the dragon is dead? It's really funny, I told you to be good at this, and it looks like you just need a little rest to get back to your original state. Am I right, from the undead plane, the Slime Undead Lord?"

(End of chapter)