Chapter 14: The Divine Beast and the Pig

The cooking utensils are complete, and the vegetables are also ready-made.

Xu Fei raised his head, looked at the ceiling, and thought about whether he had overlooked anything.

Recently, real-time messages from the mortal world have become more frequent, which also indicates that the number of visits is getting higher.

"Boy, don't look at it, with Auntie's cooking experience, you still need a lot of spices. ”

"The aunt upstairs is a little funny, who said that cooking must be seasoned? It is as sweet and delicious as boiling in plain water, and it tastes healthier. ”

"Nima, you don't put salt or oil in your cooking, see if you can eat it!"

"Why are you talking so much nonsense, and it's not for you to eat, your brains are rusty. ”

"Little brother, I'll order some food, bring me a braised frog, and then a plate of dried locusts. ”

"The sister upstairs has a very strong taste, do you want to bring you a bowl of shell soup?"

“......”

In fact, the problems that the audience is worried about are no longer a problem in Xu Fei's eyes.

Don't look at how abundant the mortal world is now, in fact, there are many species that come from the fairy world, but they exist in different forms.

For example, salt can be obtained from minerals in the mortal world and can also be refined in seawater, but in the fairy world, salt exists in the form of plants.

For the so-called seasoning, Xu Fei usually put a lot of effort into it, it can be said that he is full of herbs, and he has no heart for kung fu, he not only found vegetable salt, but also found vegetable oil, and even spice herbs for seasoning.

Smart people always do things with confidence, and they will never fight uncertain battles.

With such unique conditions, are you still worried about getting a table of delicacies?

With the 10,000-year-old oil lamp, even the gas is directly eliminated.

After the flint and steel light the oil lamp, you only need to open the lampshade, and the temperature of the outer flame of the flame is hundreds of degrees, so cooking and roasting is definitely not a problem.

It can be said that everything is ready, even the east wind is not lacking.

In order to treat himself, Xu Fei burned three dishes, stir-fried cabbage, tiger skin green peppers, and shredded radish with green onions.

Smelling the smell of vegetables, frogs and locusts gathered around.

It's just that the size of the two insects in front of me has changed, and in order to cater to the owner's mind, the two big insects have become primitive, so that they can save food and not occupy an area, which can be said to be the best of both worlds.

Looking at the two insects that were the same, Xu Fei said: "For this meal, everyone has made a lot of contributions, the widow personally cooked, and arranged a table of delicacies, all Aiqing can enjoy it with confidence!"

As long as people are proud, they will get carried away, or even lose their shape at all.

The frogs and locusts were not polite, and jumped on the table one after another, and even drilled directly into the dishes.

Next, one person and two insects staged a battle for food, and the scene was very intense and warm.

After enjoying the food, Xu Fei hiccuped and suddenly became serious.

"You two tell me, have you done anything wrong, you must give me a truthful explanation!"

"Quack, I promise to keep to myself all the time. ”

"Chirp, I didn't do anything to be sorry for my master. ”

"I found out that a lot of vegetables were stolen from the garden, aren't you the devil? Even if it weren't you, you are guilty. Thanks to me holding you a great immortal every day, you can't even look down on a garden, what face do you dare to admit that you are a great immortal?"

Xu Fei recently discovered that the vegetables in the garden were always stolen, although the number was not large, but he could not be connived, in case someone stole it one day and one night, he would have to starve.

Do the people take food as their sky, how many mortals living in reality have not been struggling for food and drink?

Since coming to this show, Xu Fei has become more and more aware of the importance of food, whoever touches his food is equivalent to asking for his life, which is unbearable.

Except for the God of Food, Xu Fei was not interested in ingredients for a while, but with his understanding of the God of Food, the God of Food would never do such a disdignified deed.

So who else will it be?

The frog swore an oath: "Quack, I swear by the dignity of locusts, it is definitely not our two who did it." ”

The locusts also swore: "Haw, I also swear, if we do it, let the frog cut off its offspring." ”

At this juncture, the two insects did not miss the opportunity to curse each other, which shows that the gap between the two insects still exists.

"That's enough, you two, from today onwards, take care of the garden for me, and if I find out that the vegetables have been stolen, see how I clean you up. "Don't look at Xu Fei's arrogance, he is actually very weak-hearted, if the two insects are forced to be in a hurry, he may become the ration of the two insects.

After sending away the two bugs, Xu Fei fell into deep thought again.

Xu Fei also wants to break through as soon as possible, only with enough strength can he be invincible and substantially control them.

Xu Fei took a look at his results, and the number of likes had soared to more than 500,000, and he was still half the way to the successful promotion.

If you want to break through the number of millions of likes, it is difficult to say, easy to say, if the conditions are ripe, maybe it can be broken through overnight, if there is no opportunity, it may be many years later.

It's hard to cater to every audience's appetite.

Some people like to watch the rhythm of pretending to be slapped in the face, some people like to watch pickled girls, and some people like to watch the challenge of skipping the level, which is simply difficult to adjust.

Xu Fei doesn't like to pretend, and he is very honest when he is young.

Xu Fei has a girlfriend who has been in love for several years in the mortal world, and unless his girlfriend abandons him first, he will not deviate.

At present, he does not have the strength and does not have this opportunity, but he will definitely have it in the future.

Some audiences in the mortal world are more superficial, and they like to watch those sensational performances, as long as the guests are beautiful and handsome enough, and famous enough, even if they have farted on the show, they will have endless memories for several days.

You must know that Xu Fei is fighting for his life at the moment, he is writing his life with blood and tears, even if he loses to the mortal show, those big stars who break their feet at every turn, or rub their skin, are simply more popular than people, and there is no reason at all.

Xu Fei knows that his strength is low, but he is confident and believes that through his unremitting efforts, he will definitely create miracles and turn over.

While witnessing his miracles, it will definitely bring spiritual pleasure to everyone, you guys collect the show and give it a thumbs up sincerely, is it so difficult?

Xu Fei is still very grateful in his heart, those audience friends who have accompanied him all the way to today, without their spiritual encouragement, it would be difficult for him to persevere to this day.

[Bow to everyone here, thank you, you are so happy all the way!]

The fairy world is a holy place that everyone yearns for, and the fact is not as comfortable as imagined, in addition to some high-ranking gods who can be pure, can idle clouds and wild cranes, the middle and low-level immortals also have their own responsibilities.

For example, the Great Immortal on duty is a diligent immortal, and the daily inspection of the fairy world during the day is under his control, and he is never tired of it.

The Great Immortal on Duty belongs to the eighth-level cultivation of the Earth Immortals, and the super powerful existence among the Earth Immortals, people who like to pat on the back call him the Great God of Duty.

An immortal family like him, who has cultivated at the level of cultivation, is actually a very ordinary existence in the fairy world, and the reason why he can take on the important task of maintaining the order of the fairy world is because there is a terrifying divine beast under his seat, the hedgehog.

獬豸 is also known as 獬廌, 解豸 (xiè zhì), the body is as large as a cow, similar to a unicorn, the whole body has dense and dark hair, the eyes are bright and spiritual, and there is usually a horn on the forehead, commonly known as a unicorn.

The pig has a high level of wisdom and understands human nature. It has wide eyes, it can distinguish right from wrong, it can know good and evil, it finds a wicked person, and when it finds a wicked person, it touches him down with a horn, and then eats it in his stomach. It is a symbol of courage and justice, and a symbol of judicial "righteousness and brightness", "peace and justice" and "a bright world".

There is also a night immortal who is on an equal footing with the Great Immortal on duty, who is also a diligent public official, and he alone maintains law and order at night in the fairy world.

There is also a mythical beast named 梼杌 (táo wù).

The body is like a tiger and the hairy dog is very long, the face is a bit like a human, the legs are a bit like a tiger, the mouth has fangs like a wild boar, the tail is eight feet long, indiscriminate, fierce, good people and bad people have to walk around it when they see it.

No, the Great Immortal on duty took the divine beast and came to the downstairs of the Nantianmen Gate.

The goalkeeper, who has always been extremely arrogant, hummed the second general, and when he saw this immortal, he also took the initiative to say hello.

Hum general: "It's really an honor for the god on duty to visit this place!"

General Ha was not far behind and patted his ass and said: "The great god must be very tired, or go into the gatehouse to rest!"

The god on duty was Bao Qingtian in his previous life, so he still retains the characteristics of the mortal world, the moon mark on his forehead is still there, his skin is extremely dark, and his expression is extremely cold.

"The two gods don't have to be polite, I'm just passing by, it's convenient to go to the thatched house by the way, I'll put the piggs here, and I'm bothering the two of you to help me look at it!"

After the Great Immortal on duty finished speaking, he walked towards the thatched house of the Immortal Family, leaving the divine beast in front of the second general.

Hum Ha II saw the divine beast staring at him, and his body couldn't help but tremble slightly.

No matter if any official has a small act of dereliction of duty, this divine beast can also recognize it, and spontaneously punish the person concerned according to the nature of the matter.

As the saying goes, don't do anything wrong, and don't be afraid of ghosts knocking on the door.

With the current demeanor of the second general, it is certain that they must have done something unseemly in private.

"You two don't have to be nervous, the deity has a bad appetite today and is not interested in you. "The hedgehog is an ancient divine beast, and its cultivation and wisdom are very comparable to people.

With a glance in his eyes, he knew what was on the minds of the two.

To put it bluntly, the existence of the pig is like a lie detector in the mortal world, as long as you are nervous and lying, he can sense it.

The second general breathed a sigh of relief and wiped the cold sweat from his forehead one after another.

Hum general: "Dazun, I have something very important to tell you, there has always been something wrong outside the Nantian Gate recently, it seems that there is a demon." ”

General Ha echoed and said: "There is no movement during the day, especially at night, there will be abnormal fluctuations underground, just like the precursor of the Great Sage's havoc in the Heavenly Palace, I am worried that there must be a great demon desire to be born." ”