The pig shook its hideous head and roared: "What happened at night has nothing to do with the deity, so Hugh has to chew the root of his ears here." ”

No one wants to do the thing that dogs do with rats, and it's thankless.

The reason why the pig was angry was because he and the divine beast Han Ji did not deal with each other, and the two holy beasts had always been natural enemies, and they also regarded each other as a great trouble.

The Han is a divine beast in charge of the night, and never distinguishes between loyalty and treachery, but any species that haunts the night will become his mouth.

Therefore, in the eyes of the hedgehog, a divine beast that distinguishes between right and wrong, the snarhead is a heinous existence, and it is the scourge that the hedgehog wants to get rid of the most.

Due to the change of day and night, it is difficult for the two beasts to meet, and occasionally they will fight upside down.

Everyone will definitely ask, since the two divine beasts have contradictions, then the relationship between their masters must be intriguing?

Could it be Master Pang, Pang?

Congratulations, you've guessed it!

The night immortal's previous life was Master Pang.

It's just that the two of them are not mortal enemies, on the contrary, they are also teachers and friends, and they are both good ministers in the court.

Because the world deliberately beautified Bao Zheng in order to meet the needs of the plot, and at the same time infinitely scandalized Pang Taishi, completely subverting the real history.

Then again, as long as you don't have a sick brain, think about it carefully, with Pang Taishi, who was the national abbot at that time, his status is much higher than that of Bao Zheng, if there is really a hatred of killing his son, ten Bao Zheng are not enough to crush Pang Zheng.

Speaking of distorting history, let's go a little further.

He Shen of the Qing Dynasty is an example, He Shen is not a big corrupt official, he was indeed suspected of embezzlement when he started, but his wealth was earned by himself.

Those who know real history should know that He Heng understood the eight Chinese languages, was a wizard, and was also the most respected diplomat in the history of the Qing Dynasty, and at his peak, his business spread throughout Europe, and there were more than 3,000 private homes alone.

He Shen's death was not because he was corrupt, but actually because he was so rich that he was jealous of Emperor Jiaqing.

Of course, putting other people's money in your own pocket for the sake of justification must come up with a reasonable excuse, isn't it?

[Shame!Far away!]

In order to divert the attention of the divine beast, the second general of Hum Ha deliberately exaggerated the propaganda that there were monsters infested, but he didn't expect to use the words inappropriately and was angrily reprimanded by the divine beast.

After eating the closed door, the two straightened their waists seriously, stopped making a sound, and continued to stand guard.

The pig lay next to it, looking up and looking around from time to time, searching for targets all the time.

Bao Zheng, the great immortal on duty, said that he was going to the toilet, but in fact, he did not miss any opportunity to inspect, and he walked around the toilet three times before he was willing to take off his pants and squat in the pit.

Even going to the toilet is so rigorous, it's really not the style of ordinary people.

Serious people tend to make low-level mistakes.

No, when the Daxian Bao Zheng on duty finished going to the toilet and was about to call it a day, he found that he forgot to bring a paper paper, which is a big deal.

I don't know how many times this has happened to him, but he just doesn't have a long memory, and he wrestles in the same place over and over again.

Of course, he will also make a comfortable excuse that he will take these little things to heart every day.

The problem is in front of you, what can you do?

It's hard to use your hands, or just wear your pants and leave, of course it's definitely not okay, that's disgusting!

"Where is the toilet officer, where is the toilet paper?" began to shout, the voice was as loud as thunder.

If he just heard someone shouting the toilet officer, Xu Fei would definitely go downstairs to find out, but if someone actually shouted where the paper was, Xu Fei would only pretend that he didn't hear anything.

Ya, you just call the toilet officer, what does it mean for you to shout tissue paper?

Things like this often happen in the toilet, and once encountered, most people avoid it, and no one wants to run down to give you a piece of paper.

The only way is to wait, wait for the peers to come in and go to the toilet, and maybe they will give a little charity when they bring enough to solve the urgent need.

If I remember correctly, at noon a few days ago, a palace maid from Lingxiao Hall came to the toilet in a hurry, but she also forgot to bring a tissue paper, and she didn't come in after waiting for a long time, and finally shouted Xu Fei in a hurry regardless of her dignity.

Xu Fei heard a fairy shouting to give him a piece of paper, such a thing, he wouldn't do it.

First of all, it is a matter of his own face, and then it is related to the reputation of the other party, as well as the lesson of the flower fairy on the other side.

In the end, because of the toileting of a peer, this matter is considered to be in the past.

Now that he has encountered such a stubble again, Xu Fei naturally does not know how to manage money.

"Where is the toilet officer, where is the toilet paper?" Bao Zheng, the great immortal on duty, was born with a loud voice, and shouted, it was really a thunderclap, and the whole house was shaken.

In order to calm the pig-like shouts as soon as possible, Xu Fei called the locusts up.

"Master, you didn't ask me to send him a piece of paper, did you?" asked the locust first.

The voice of the great immortal on duty was too loud, and he almost didn't let the entire fairy world know that he forgot to bring a tissue when he went to the toilet.

"Isn't it possible?" Xu Fei asked rhetorically.

"Master, it's not that I can't go, you don't know how terrifying the old man downstairs is, I and the frog fairy have almost been planted in the hands of this old man several times, and now let us show up, it's equivalent to a sheep falling into the tiger's mouth!"

Next, the locusts began to vomit bitterness and began to tell the identity of the people downstairs.

Xu Fei heard a lot about the deeds of the Great Immortal on Duty from the mouth of the locust, and the background of the Great Immortal on Duty in his previous life as Bao Qingtian, and he couldn't help but break out in a cold sweat.

Although I have never met, I have watched all kinds of novels and TV series, and if I really offend this upright immortal, I won't have good fruit to eat.

Dare to be on the iron plate.

Despite this, Xu Fei still couldn't find a reason to send handwriting paper to others.

Seeing Xu Fei's helpless face, the locust asked, "Master, are you still going?"

Xu Fei responded: "Of course you have to go, this important task belongs to you." ”

Everyone must think that Xu Fei is a bit hypocritical and a little pretentious, but in fact he is sticking to his own principles.

can't set a precedent, can't spoil these so-called immortals, otherwise, in the future, I will really go upstairs and downstairs every day, and help them deliver paper with broken legs.

The locusts finally obeyed the order, turned into their original size, and carried a paper towel to the great immortal on duty.

Bao Zheng, the great immortal on duty, jumped up in a panic, but then calmed down again and hurriedly took the paper in a hurry.

After finishing his work, Bao Zheng, the great immortal on duty, said sharply: "You little worm, dare to come to the fairy world to make trouble, ignoring the laws of heaven, what crime should you be guilty of?"

When the locusts heard this, they were very aggrieved, but they only dared to be angry but did not dare to speak.

Bao Zheng, the great immortal on duty, softened his tone again, and said: "In view of the merit of your gift paper, this great immortal cannot be killed, so I will send you into reincarnation, so that you can get rid of a good family and be a person in the world." ”

Bao Zheng is famous in history for not advancing oil and salt, and after he was promoted to the fairy world, the stubborn temper in his bones still hasn't changed, but then again, in the matter of locusts sending hand paper, he is considered extralegal.

Without waiting for the locusts to come back to their senses, Bao Zheng, the great immortal on duty, took action, reached out and grabbed the locust in the palm of his hand, and then hurriedly wanted to leave.

At this time, Xu Fei blocked him at the door.

"Daxian, please stay!"

"Get out of the way, or you will be punished together." ”

The Great Immortal on duty was like a mirror in his heart, and before Xu Fei could say anything, he had already guessed what was going on.

And Bao Zheng, the great immortal on duty, was already angry, and his throat was broken, Xu Fei, a small toilet official, dared to ignore it, he wanted to settle accounts with him, but he didn't expect that he actually sent it to the door by himself, and just cleaned it up together to relieve the hatred in his heart.

"Everyone in the sky and on the earth knows that you Bao Qingtian is upright, and they also know that your Lord Bao Qingtian will never wronged a good person. But in front of you, you always seem to be doing a bit of a personal vendetta, right?"

If it was two months ago, you borrowed Xu Fei's ten dares, Xu Fei would not dare to speak to any great immortal in such a tone.

But Xu Fei is different now, he has backbone, and he is not afraid of rape.

To put it bluntly, he has already regarded himself as a green onion, thinking that he is also a legal citizen of the fairy world, and he should also exercise his legal rights as a citizen.

"Okay, then the official asks you, is it legal for you to domesticate insects in private? ”

"If the adults talk like that, the little ones will have to reason with you. ”

So, the two of them argued about you and me.

Xu Fei: "In the past, there was no rule in the fairy world, insects were not allowed to cultivate, and besides, there were still few demon immortals in this fairy world?"

Daxian on duty: "If the official says no, it won't work, if you dare to use strong words, I will immediately beat you into the underworld." ”

Xu Fei: "If it wasn't for this insect just now, I'm afraid Daxian would still be squatting in the toilet now, right? Daxian is also a reasonable person, he should know about Entu, right?"

"It's illegal to keep bugs here. ”

"When did I say that I raised this worm, and what a sin to add to it!"

“......”

The battle of words was almost white-hot, but fortunately, Xu Fei met Bao Zheng, the great immortal on duty, if he was replaced by other immortals, maybe he would fight directly.

Bao Zheng is a well-known talk show expert in history and is extremely good at debating, but Xu Fei is also right, plus he is also full of talent, and after a debate, he has a slight upper hand.

In the end, Bao Zheng was speechless, and his black face turned purple.

Bao Zheng looked around, wanting to stop, eighty percent was looking for his divine beast.

In his previous life, he was on an errand in Kaifeng Mansion, but if he couldn't refute the suspect, he would shout 'Dynasty Mahan' to come out to relieve the siege, and now in the fairy world, his style has not changed much, he will directly shout 'Where is the pig, the punishment is waiting', and then he will torture to extract a confession.

In fact, Xu Fei was asking for trouble, if he sent the paper over at that time, he would not only be able to win favor, but maybe he could also get Daxian's heartfelt praise.