"Eat me, braised or steamed?" Lu Xiaoyi disagreed, and the turtle spirit asked calmly: "What do you say?

Lu Xiaoyi, who has been working and fighting in the entertainment industry for a long time, naturally understands what Turtle Spirit is referring to. couldn't help but smile awkwardly, and in this way, the coldness on his face disappeared, and instead of smiling, he didn't smile. His eyes didn't look directly at Qi Qiao's family.

"I didn't expect you to be such a person, it's actually a mature woman!" The turtle spirit didn't stop, and Lu Xiaoyu ignored his run.

Retracting his eyes, Lu Xiaoyi regained his natural expression: "I never cared, I just didn't want to make trouble!"

The precautions of the masters overflow in an instant. The turtle spirit shouted wildly: "Vulgar, vulgar, vulgar! You should say this, the vulgar things are like clouds, and remembering them one by one will only increase your troubles." Lu Xiaoyi's mind was transmitted: "Shut up!"

"Sir, don't you like Kexin?" the little girl came up with tears in her eyes and hugged Lu Xiaoyi's thigh.

"Next time remember to use ginger, the pepper color is too bright. Lu Xiaoyi smiled, but his heart was recognized, put away his crying face, and grabbed Lu Xiaoyi's hand with a smile: "Mr. is really clever, I can see through my little trick at a glance." Or Mr. speaks really, unlike those elders in the sect, who don't have much ability, but he can pretend, and he can't understand what he says. ”

Secretly screamed ashamed, Lu Xiaoyi's face was expressionless, and his tone was indifferent: "It seems that I can't go today, lead the way ahead." ”

"Can't you stay here, sir? Qi Kexin is going to apprentice, Lu Xiaoyi has nothing to teach her, so she can only pretend hard: "I have nothing to teach you, you still have peace of mind to cultivate the sect's stunts." ”

Qi Kexin wanted to be coquettish, but was stopped by his mother's eyes, and then Qi Qiaoshi stepped forward and lightly opened his red lips: "Kexin is young and has not yet formally cultivated, so for Mr., there is indeed nothing to teach." What this means is that if a university professor teaches a kindergarten child, do you think that the effect of his teaching is better than that of a kindergarten teacher?

Lu Xiaoyi misunderstood, this was the problem of not reading much, and he thought that this Qi Qiaoshi was squeezing himself. Fortunately, he prepared a lot of mental methods to assist in cultivation, and he flipped over an extra jade slip in his hand: "Take it, practice this for half an hour every day, and then practice the mental method of this sect, which can have the effect of getting twice the result with half the effort." ”

At this time, Qi Qiao's eyes were red, staring at the jade slip in his daughter's hand, and Lu Xiaoyi greeted a basin of cold water: "Don't look at it, the auxiliary mental method of laying the foundation is useless to you." Qi Qiaoshi smiled flatteringly, others didn't see Lu Xiaoyi's majesty, she saw it with her own eyes. Talking and laughing, the Nine Yin Soul Devouring Array was broken, Su Jiutian was a primordial infant old monster, and the sword escaped, this person didn't move, and Su Jiutian hit the mountain. At the moment, my husband is still worried about this matter.

Lu Xiaoyi swaggered into the middle door, and when he entered the front hall, he habitually stopped, and the turtle spirit in his head sent another message: "Follow her." Qi Qiao's feet did not stop, and he walked through the hall to the backyard, and Xiao Yu was a little unsettled on the road. Entering the house is not in line with secular reason. The backyard is generally inhabited by female dependents, and under normal circumstances, someone will be beaten out if they break in. Even if a woman wants to invite her, it is extremely inappropriate to not have a man by her side.

The turtle spirit sent another message: "Stop!" Lu Xiaoyi stood in front of the backyard door, pretending to look around, listening to the turtle spirit's message in his head, copying and pasting: "Cultivators are not formal, but they must not be rude. Jinxian Avenue is too forgetful, not ruthless. Those who have passed away from the world should enter the world first, and taste all the flavors of life, so that they can forget their feelings when they leave the world. ”

After finishing speaking, he pretended to bow his head and asked Qi Kexin: "Can you understand?" Qi Kexin shook his head, Qi Qiao's Huan'er in front of him had already bowed first: "Mr.'s words, such as Hong Zhong Da Lu in his ears, thank you Mr. for solving your doubts." ”

In fact, Lu Xiaoyi didn't understand these words very well, but it didn't prevent him from continuing to pretend. Qi Qiaoshi, who didn't even look at and thanked himself, continued to Qi Kexin: "It doesn't matter if you don't understand, just remember it, you still have to understand the truth yourself." Preaching can understand the truth, and there are already golden immortals everywhere in this world. ”

How does Qi Qiaoshi understand it? This is a very dialectical truth. The current cultivators have all cultivated since childhood. Lu Xiaoyi's meaning is not right, cultivation requires understanding of the world. If you want to forget your feelings, you must first have love before you can forget your feelings, right? If people don't experience life and death in the red dust, how can they appreciate the benefits of cultivating truth and immortality?

Qi Qiao's family went to the mountains to cultivate since he was a child, and was later favored by Qi Yuanshan and chose to be his double cultivation partner. Qi Qiao's family didn't have much affection for Qi Yuanshan, so he poured more effort into his daughter's body. Lu Xiaoyi's words, Qi Qiao's erroneous understanding was that Lu Xiaoyi saw where her "love" was, and deliberately reminded her. Don't dwell on those battles inside the gate all day long, forget about these things, in order to progress faster on the cultivation path.

The reason is too difficult, and my daughter is still young, so naturally I can't understand it. Therefore, Lu Xiaoyi told her daughter not to be too anxious, she will naturally understand the truth after experiencing it in the future.

All in all, because of the information asymmetry, and the old god stick of the turtle spirit, who talks about the truth in the clouds, Lu Xiaoyi's image is getting taller and taller. As everyone knows, Lu Xiaoyi said these words, and he forgot them in a blink of an eye.

As for Wen Xuan's ceremony, Lu Xiaoyi turned around and forgot about it, laughed three times, stepped into the door, and walked into the backyard.

Qi Qiaoshi didn't think he was rude, he just felt that this was his true temperament.

In order to please the master who had "instructed" him just now, Qi Qiaoshi didn't need to use the maid's hands, he personally brought a towel to soak it, wrung it out and handed it to Lu Xiaoyi: "Mr. has been in the dust all the way, wipe your face." ”

Lu Xiaoyi, who pretended to be overdone, forgot one thing, that is, he smeared potion on his face, and his skin turned black. The wet towel was wiped as if it had been stained with ink, and the white towel instantly turned black. Lu Xiaoyi didn't realize it, it was not enough to wipe it a few times, so he walked to the female disciple who was holding the basin of water, washed his face, wiped the towel on his face, and his true face was exposed.

When Lu Xiaoyi put down the towel and turned back, Qi Qiaoshi, who had already found that something was wrong, was completely stunned. The original Lu Xiaoyi looked like a rough man working because it was a little dark, but now that he has wiped it clean, the effect of nine times of "healing" has come out. The man in front of him, with red lips and white teeth, and a white jade-like face, was completely different.

Before, it was Lu Xiaoyi who looked at Qi Qiao's family and was stunned, but now it is the other way around. Qi Qiao's eyes were round, his eyes were staring straight at this flawless face, and his heart was beating like a small motor. I can't wait to swallow the man in front of me in one bite to be satisfied.

Not to mention Qi Qiao's family, Qi Kexin was also dumbfounded, he had never seen such a good-looking man. The female disciple holding the water basin was even more in a trance, and unconsciously let go of her hand, and with a bang, the water basin fell to the ground, waking everyone up.

Lu Xiaoyi reacted at this time, and said in his heart: It's broken, and his true face has been exposed.

Qi Qiao's face was blushing, his white neck was hot, and he lowered his head and secretly restrained. Qi Kexin was still young, and he didn't know so much, so he knew that he was surprised: "Oh, Mr. turned out to be so good-looking, just like the golden fairy in the painting." ”

"No matter how beautiful it is, it's just a stinky skin. Lu Xiaoyi smiled very freely (pretending), in fact, there was no way, since it was exposed, then continue to pretend. The result was unexpectedly good, whether it was Qi Qiao's family, Qi Kexin's, and a female disciple, all of them had a thought in their hearts: "No wonder Mr. wants to say that he forgets his feelings, he looks like this, he loves to kill." Isn't it only in vain that many women are circling around that they add to our troubles?"

"Please also ask Mr. to change clothes with the slave family!" Qi Qiao's heart thumped, it should have been the work of a female disciple, but now she robbed it. led Lu Xiaoyi into a room and took the clothes that the female disciple was holding, which were all prepared before.

Lu Xiaoyi held the mind that since she had pretended to be the end, she calmly raised her hand and asked her to wait for her to change her clothes.

After changing his clothes, Qi Qiaoshi felt that his legs were weak and he couldn't use his strength. Regardless of the fact that the female disciple was still by her side, she snorted softly, fell down, hugged Lu Xiaoyi's waist and whispered in her mouth: "Disciple Qiao Huan'er, but I beg Mr. for mercy." ”

At this time, Lu Xiaoyi was stunned, and the turtle spirit passed on again: "I said, she wants to eat you!

If it is the previous Lu Xiaoyi, it is naturally not polite, and with such a delicate body, it is natural to hug the bed and have a good time. (Actually, this product is still a rookie!) Now that you have to pretend to be a master, you can't do this. It's just that Lu Xiaoyi really didn't know what to do, at this time, the turtle spirit was timely transmitted, and Lu Xiaoyi relayed it in time: "Everything always talks about fate, you and I have not yet arrived, why bother to force it?"

Qi Qiaoshi also regained his composure, stared at the two female disciples, and sneered three times: "What happened just now, spread out a word, exterminate the clan!" said that he picked up the golden crown in the hand of a female disciple, put it on Lu Xiaoyi, and looked at it obsessively for a while: "I hate to meet when I am not married!" Lu Xiaoyi looked indifferent, and reached out to pat her shoulder: "Everything is fate! ”

Changed to last time, Lu Xiaoyi pretended to be like this, and Qi Qiao's desperately wanted to draw out his sword and stab him three times and six holes. Does the old lady still want you to teach me how to discipline my subordinates? This time it was completely different, Qi Qiaoshi took it as the truth, and nodded: "The slave family remembers!"

The whole thing is also simple, Qi Qiao's identity is recognized by Lu Xiaoyi, coupled with his face changing like this, a face that is better looking than a peerless beauty, and "sincere respect" The lethality of these young women is definitely at the level of nuclear weapons.

There is another important factor, Qi Kexin's spiritual root growth degree is ninety, and he is a genius in cultivation, and he was almost buried.

What Qi Yuanshan, at this time, Lu Xiaoyi hooked his little finger, Qi Qiao's family could die for him, what is elopement.